第1章 天价彩礼

“jiranshilaixiangqinde,neiwojiuyouhuazhishuole。”

zaitiannanshiyijiagaodangxicantingdebaojiannei,lingxiaoqiaozheerlangtui,yanshenlitouluzhegaoao。

“woshizuohuazhuangpinxiaoshoude,yueshouruliuqian。”

“nishizuoshenmede,shouruduoshao?”

tahuazhenongzhuang,danyanzhiyijiuputong。

zaitaduimian,xiaoheshenchuanxiuxianzhuang,shuaiqiwenhe,wenrunruyu。

zhibuguomeixiangdao,xianzaidexiangqinnvneimezhijie,yishanglaijiuzhijiewenshouru。

“wozaijunzhengtangzhongyiguangongzuo,yingjiebiyesheng,yuexinsiqiankuai。”

“caisiqian?”lingxiaomeitouzhouqi,sihaobuyanshilianshangdexianqi。

“caizheidianshouru,nikongpawufazaifangzi、chezishangfangmianmanzuwodeyaoqiu。”

xiaohedelianrugujingwubo,“woxiangzhidao,lingxiaojieduiwoyoushenmeyaoqiu?”

lingxiaozuozhishenti,juaodao:

“woxihuanjiahegongyuandelianpaibieshu,maifangdeshihoubixuxieshangwodemingzi。”

“chezifangmian,woxihuanbaoshijiekayan,yedexiewomingxia。”

xiaohemeitouyitiao,liansebiandeyansuqilai。

“jiahegongyuandebieshuzhishaosanbaiduowanyitao,niyijianmianjiujiwoliechulesibaiwandeqingdan,pingshenme?”

“pingshenme?”lingxiaodelianshangluchubiyi。

“woshijialidedushengnv,hunhouwoyaojiewobamaguolaiyiqizhu。meiyoulianpaibieshu,nirangtamenshuidibanma?”

“cheziyeshitongli,xiaocheshenlianyijiarenchumendouzhuangbuwan,nandaochumendeshihouniyigerenzoulu?”

“xiaohe,nibuhuilianbaishanxiaoweixiandedaolidoubudongba?haishizainiyanlizhiyounidefumushifumu,wodefumujiubushifumu?”

xiaohedezuijiaoluchuyisichaofeng,zheijiukaishizhanshangdaodezhigaodianle?

“wozaixiangxiayouyidongwucengloudezijianfang,haiyouyiliangqizuodewulinghongguang。”

“nixianghebamayiqizhu,zheixiedoumanzunidexuqiua。”

砰!

凌肖突然拍案而起。

“xiaohe,nibiebazijidewunengshuodezheimeqingxintuosu!”

“niyebuqudajieshangdatingdating,zheiniantouhaiyounagenvshengyuanyigennihuixiangxiashenghuode?”

xiaohebuweisuodong,zuozaiweizishangweiweitaitouyangshizheta。

“jiranlingxiaojietilezheimegaodetiaojian,neiwoyeshuoyixiawodeyaoqiu。”

“wohaimeitanguolianai,suoyiwoxiwanghuasibaiwanquhuilaidelaoposhigechu,ninengzuodaoma?”

lingxiaolengleyixia,yiweizijitingcuole。

jinjiezhepengdeyisheng,bayitaocanjushuaidezhiliposui。

“**的有病吧?”

“nishiguowanghaishishoufu,sheijinideyongqirangnigantizheiyangdeyaoqiu?”

“dangzhenvhaidemianwenzheizhongwenti,nijiushi**,liumang,**,buyaolian!”

zheiyike,taxiangbaxiaoheqiasidexindouyoule。

xiaohewusuoweidisongsongjian,“wozhishianliuchengshuochulewodeyaoqiueryi,buxingma?”

“ninengtisibaiduowandeyaoqiu,wojiubunengyaoqiulaopojieshenziai?”

tayilianxixuedikanzheta,“haishishuo,xiaoxiaojiezaojiubushichule?”

凌肖气急败坏。

“nishibushiyoubing,shibushiyoubing?”

“nizenmebuyaoqiunimayeshichua?”

“laoniangtanguoshigenanpengyou,nandaowojiubushihaonvhaile?”

jiantajujudaizang,xiaohehaobukeqididuihuiqu:“tanguoshigenanpengyouhenguangrong?”

“mofeinijiushichuanshuozhongdezileputao,heilemuer,ruanlebajiao?”

“**!**dejiushige**!”

“wozhounimacaishiheimuer,wozhouniquanjianvxingdoushiheimuer!”

yinweibeixiaohechuozhongtongdian,lingxiaobeiqidetiaojiaodama。

kezhengdangtaqishenliqushi,tayanshenturanbeixiaoheyaojiandebenchicheyaochisisigouzhule。

tadejiaoyihua,zaixiaoheduimianzuoxialai,yilianmeixiangdikanzheta。

“xiaoshuaige,gangcaishiwotaijidongle,duibuqima。”

“qishinideyaoqiuyidiandoubuguofen,zhiyaonixihuan,wotiantiandoukeyishichude。”

xiaoheduitadegouyinbuweisuodong。

wendao:“jiranfanghechedoutanle,neijiutantancailiba,nixiangyaoduoshao?”

yitingzheihua,lingxiaolijibazijidejiagebaochulai。

“woshijialidedushengnv,suoyiwoyaoqiucailibudiyuwushiwan,zheibuguofenba?”

“lingwaihaiyouchumenhongbao、xiachehongbao、gaikouhongbaodengdeng,jiaqilaidagaiyeyaoershilaiwan。”

xiaohehuoranqishen,zhiwendao:

“tiannanshizhishiyigesixianxiaochengshi,jishishihaomenhunyinyejishaoyaowushiwancailide。”

“ruguosuanshanggangcaidefangzihechezi,woyaobuchibuhecunyibaiduoniancainengcougouzheibiqian。”

ranerlingxiaoquebuyiweiran。

“wushiwancailihenduome?”

“jiehunhouwoyaobangnizuojiawu,yaobangnishenghaizi,yaozhaogunidefumu,yaoniwushiwancailihenduoma?”

“nandaonixiangbuhuarenhedaijiabawozheixiaoxiannvquhuijia,zaijinimianfeishenghaiziba?”

houzhongdetianyuannvquangongshi,putiangaididichaoxiaoheyaguolai。

tingdaozheixieqipayanlun,xiaoheyijingnaqidongxizhunbeizouren。

“wozhenbumingbai,nimingmingneimeputong,shisheijinizheimeqiangdadezixin。”

“jintiandaociweizhiba,yihoubielianxile,zanmenbuheshi。”

shuohuajian,tayijinglakaibaojianmenzouchuqu。

jianxiaoheyaozou,lingxiaolianmanglazhutadeshouyangqiudao:

“shuaigenibiezoua,womenhaikeyizaitandema。”

beitazheimeyila,xiaohexiayishidifanshouqinnazhutadeshouwan。

kexiayimiao,dangtadeshouzhimodaotademaiboshi,heranfaxiantajingranshihuamai。

fennu,yijinghaobuyanshidixiezaitadelianshang。

“你怀孕了?”

“nihaizidoulianggeyuelehaichulaigenwoxiangqin,haishuozijishichu?”

“nishibushijuedewohaopian,rangwodangjiepanxia?”