压寨王爷摸摸头！榴莲碎-著

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《yazhaiwangyemomotou！》shiyibukuayueshikongdegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulezhangrourouqisimingdejingxianmaoxianzhilv。zhangrourouqisimingshigeputongren，danzaiyicitufashijianhou，tafaxianzijinenggouchuanyuebutongdeshidai。zailiuliansuidebixia，zhangrourouqisiminglijingzhongzhongmonan，mianduizhexieeshilideweixie，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindeyongqiheliliang。“diyici，suoyourendouyaomiaozhunle，jinkenengburangduifangfaxianwomen，suduyidingyaokuai，xianshitanbao，zuihaodoudingzaiduifangjunzhangdemutoushang，zhushuaideyingzhangbuyaogong……jiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，chenjinzaizheigelingrenshenwangdeshijiezhong。

精彩章节

zhangrouroukanzheqisimingguyibulihuiziji，yebuguantaganggangzaijiangshimianqianliqideweiyan，yijiaocaizaiqisimingdejiaoshang：“nizhuangshenmebuzhidao，songwohuiqu，zheimezhangdeshanlunizhunbeirangwozouhuiquma？a！”

zhangrourouxianggepofuyiyangzhizheqisiming，rangxiangqingchudezhongjiangshibuzhidaobaganggangduizhangrourouchanshengdepeifuhehaoganfangzaineili，gegedoushiyifushayandeyangzi，yezaibishizijijuranbeizheiyangyigeshuofengjiushiyudexiaoguniangjizhengfule。

qisimingkanzhezhangyawuzhuadezhangrourourenbuzhudexiao，yishenshoulinzhuletamingyundehouboling。

“nigangcaibushitingweifengdema？xianzaizenmehuibuqule，qiurenjiuyaoyouyigeqiurendetaidu，jintianwokebeinihaicanle，nizhibuzhidaopaomaofangshiduotangshishenmeganjue？”qisimingyaozheya，linzhezhangrourouzouyuan。

zhangrourouyanzhuyizhuan，xiangqilaizhongshugenzijishuode，dangshijiuhahadaxiao，jiulianqisiminglinzhetahoubolingdoubujijiaole。

“yuanlaizhongshushuodeshizhendea！hahahaha！wohaiyiweitadouwode，nijuranzhendechihuashengchidezhangdule，neishiworangnichilequdiaozuibaliweidaode，nijuranchizhangdule。kekeke！”

zhangrourouxiaodetaikaixin，buxiaoxinqiangdaoziji：“taihaoxiaole，nishibushishaa！haishinizaihuanggonglichibudaozheiyanghaodehuashenga！niyaoshiaichi，worangxiamianderensongniyimache。”

qisimingtingzhezheihuatebiedeershu，haoxiangqianjitianzijicaishuoyaosongtayimachemutoukuaizi，haizhenshijichou。

“haoxiaoha！”qisimingdelianseyinhan，kanzhezhangrouroudeyanshenlidoushiweixie。

zhangrourouganjinshousheng，zheihuoxianzaikeshizhengjiazhezijiwangtianshangfeini！qianwanbunengzaizheigeshihourenule，zheiyaoshibazijirengxiaqu，neikejiuwanerdale。

ganggangluodizhangrouroujiuxiangdaoleyigegengjiahaoxiaode，jintianzaoshangtazuodejiaotoulifangletebieduodelajiao，zijizheiyangdekendingshixiguanle，zhishizheigejiaodididehuangzi，pashiyaoliangtouerlale，haipaoleshijitang，xiangdaozheili，zhangrourouzhinengmomoderenzhexiao，shengpazheihuangzizhendeguabuzhulian，zenmeshuorenjiayeshiyoutouyoulianderenwu，zheidianmianzihaishiyaojide。

qisimingkanzhezhangrouroubeiduizhezijiwangqianzou，zongjuedetadehoubeidezaichouchu，xinliyoudianhuangle，zheikebushizhengchangdeyangzi，nanbuchengbeizijihezhele！

qisimingjijimangmangdebazhangrouroulaguolai，zhijianzhangrourouyaozhexiazuichun，renxiaorendeliansetonghong，yanleidouyaochulaile，qidetapaoxiao。

“zhangrourou，youzheimehaoxiaoma？nihaixiao。”

qisimingyueshiqijibaihuai，zhangrourouyueshixiangxiao，bazheiyoumingchenwendeqihuangziqidezhizhuakuang，zhangrourouyeshidiyirenle。

jiuniangbuzhidaocongnalizuanchulai，kanzheqisimingxianzaiqidehuoshangmeishao，zhangrourouxiaodeyanleihengsheng，yiliandehuyi。

“da**，nimenjialaotouzhaonini！zheishizenmele？”jiunianghaoqidewenzhangrourou。

qisimingcongyafenglijichulaijigezi：“ganshuonijiusidingle。”

zhangrourouganjindianlediantou：“niquanpaiyixiashanxiaderen，rangtamenbaitianhaohaoshuijuexiuxi，jintianwanshangwoyaodaizhetamenchuquwan。”

qisimingyitingzhengshier，zhongyuxiaolebushaonuhuo：“nihuanshangyexingyi，balianmengshang，qianwanbuyaobeirenkandaoniderongmao。”

jiuniangkanqisimingzheidanxindeyangzi，ganjinlazhezhangrouroude：“fangxinba！buhuirangnidemeijiaoniangbeirenkandaofenhao，wojiuniangdebenshineikebushichuide。”

zhangrourougenzhejiuniangqujianzhangdashu。

“baobeigeda，nikeyoushenmeduice，neigebaiyangzaiyousantian，shangshibiannenghaodechabuduo，zanmenkebunengzuoyidaibia！”

zhangdashusuiranyifurenpingzhangrourouzuozhudeyangzi，shishishangtayeshixiangyaozhidaozijizheigenverdemoulvedaodiyouduoshen，zheirihouyaoshigenzheqisimingqulehuanggonghuibuhuibeirenjiaqifudegutouzhazidoubusheng。

“fangxinlalaozhangtou，woyijingxianghaole，jintianwanshangjiurangtamennuannuanhehedeshuiyijue。”zhangrouroushenshenmimide，zhishiyiliandehuaixiaorangzhangdashuqingchudezhidao，jintianwanshang，neigebaiyangxiaotingbule。

“haohaohao，guolaichifan，hedianjidangeng，zheidongxiyangwei，niya！burangrenshengxin，yizaoshangchideneimela，neishentinengshoudelema？”

zhangdashuyibianjizhangrourouduanwan，yibianmaiyuan。

benlaizhangrourouhaishihengandongde，zhishiyixiangdaozaoshangchidela，yixiazijiuxiaole，genzhezhangrourouyiqixiaode，haiyoutakouzhongdezhongshu，jiushineigejiqisimingyaopingde，chuanzhezongsezhangpaodezhongniannanzi。

tamenlianggexiaodehenduorendoushiyitouwushui，dangran，tamenlianggexianghuzhidaojiuxingle，buranqisimingdeliandangzhenmeiyoudifanggele。

yidaqunrenchiguolewufan，zhangrourouzhunhaozijidexingtou，tangzaichuangpushangmeimeideshuileyijue。

shuizheshuizhe，zhangrourouzhijuedeerduoyangyang，huluanmoleyixiajixushui。

erduoyangguole，biziyangyang，youshihuluanzhetengleyixia，fanleyigeshen，lingyibiandeerduozaicikaishiyangyang，zhangrourounuqichongchongdemengdizuoqilai。

zhijuedenaodaiyitong，dunshishuiyiquanxiao。

“sheia！shisheiganansuanben**。”zhangrourouwuzhenaodaiqiaoqiaozhengkaiyizhiyanjingkanduimian。

zhijianduimiandeeqisimingyilianyinchendewuzhenaodai，kanzhezhangrouroudeyanshenkuaiyaochirenle。

“jintianwanshanghaixingbuxingdongle，denglenizhengzhenglianggeshichen，haiyiweinishuisileni！”qisimingbenlaishinazhezhangrourouzijidetoufadoutawan，meixiangdaobeitazhuangleyixia，shenmehaoxinqingdouxiaoshibujian。

“shenme！julitianlianghaiyouduojiu？”zhangrourouyitingzijichadianwuleshi，yebuzaizhuijiunaodaishangdeshiqing。

qisimingyaoyaqiechidekaikou：“haiyoulianggeshichen，nizaishuiyihuier，xingdongjiuyinggaiquxiaole。”

“niganjindaiwoguoqu，haiyouneiyidabaodongxidounazhe，ganjinzou，zanmenhaideganyeluni！”zhangrouroudaoshizheqijilai，jijimangmangdebadongxishouhao，zaizhaizilijiubazijidelianmengshang。

“kuaidianzou，niyebalianmenghaole，qianwanbuyaolumian。”zhangrouroudabaoxiaoguodenazhe，zhudongzhanzaiqisimingdeshenbian。

benlaiqisimingshishengqide，kanzhetazheimeguai，zhiqiankedaotoudeyinmaiyisaoerkong，zhibuguozaiheibudezhedangxiakanbudaotadexiaorong。

yilujixingjun，zhangrouroudaizheqisimingzheixiebuxiaqiandaoduifanganyingzhazhaibuyuandedifang，shenhoujiushicengjingbuxiaguojiandanxianjingdeshulin。

zhangrourouyishenshou，shiyisuoyourentingxia，suoyourendougenzhezhangrourouyiqidunzaiheianli。