zhangrouroukanzheqisimingguyibulihuiziji,yebuguantaganggangzaijiangshimianqianliqideweiyan,yijiaocaizaiqisimingdejiaoshang:“nizhuangshenmebuzhidao,songwohuiqu,zheimezhangdeshanlunizhunbeirangwozouhuiquma?a!”
zhangrourouxianggepofuyiyangzhizheqisiming,rangxiangqingchudezhongjiangshibuzhidaobaganggangduizhangrourouchanshengdepeifuhehaoganfangzaineili,gegedoushiyifushayandeyangzi,yezaibishizijijuranbeizheiyangyigeshuofengjiushiyudexiaoguniangjizhengfule。
qisimingkanzhezhangyawuzhuadezhangrourourenbuzhudexiao,yishenshoulinzhuletamingyundehouboling。
“nigangcaibushitingweifengdema?xianzaizenmehuibuqule,qiurenjiuyaoyouyigeqiurendetaidu,jintianwokebeinihaicanle,nizhibuzhidaopaomaofangshiduotangshishenmeganjue?”qisimingyaozheya,linzhezhangrourouzouyuan。
zhangrourouyanzhuyizhuan,xiangqilaizhongshugenzijishuode,dangshijiuhahadaxiao,jiulianqisiminglinzhetahoubolingdoubujijiaole。
“yuanlaizhongshushuodeshizhendea!hahahaha!wohaiyiweitadouwode,nijuranzhendechihuashengchidezhangdule,neishiworangnichilequdiaozuibaliweidaode,nijuranchizhangdule。kekeke!”
zhangrourouxiaodetaikaixin,buxiaoxinqiangdaoziji:“taihaoxiaole,nishibushishaa!haishinizaihuanggonglichibudaozheiyanghaodehuashenga!niyaoshiaichi,worangxiamianderensongniyimache。”
qisimingtingzhezheihuatebiedeershu,haoxiangqianjitianzijicaishuoyaosongtayimachemutoukuaizi,haizhenshijichou。
“haoxiaoha!”qisimingdelianseyinhan,kanzhezhangrouroudeyanshenlidoushiweixie。
zhangrourouganjinshousheng,zheihuoxianzaikeshizhengjiazhezijiwangtianshangfeini!qianwanbunengzaizheigeshihourenule,zheiyaoshibazijirengxiaqu,neikejiuwanerdale。
ganggangluodizhangrouroujiuxiangdaoleyigegengjiahaoxiaode,jintianzaoshangtazuodejiaotoulifangletebieduodelajiao,zijizheiyangdekendingshixiguanle,zhishizheigejiaodididehuangzi,pashiyaoliangtouerlale,haipaoleshijitang,xiangdaozheili,zhangrourouzhinengmomoderenzhexiao,shengpazheihuangzizhendeguabuzhulian,zenmeshuorenjiayeshiyoutouyoulianderenwu,zheidianmianzihaishiyaojide。
qisimingkanzhezhangrouroubeiduizhezijiwangqianzou,zongjuedetadehoubeidezaichouchu,xinliyoudianhuangle,zheikebushizhengchangdeyangzi,nanbuchengbeizijihezhele!
qisimingjijimangmangdebazhangrouroulaguolai,zhijianzhangrourouyaozhexiazuichun,renxiaorendeliansetonghong,yanleidouyaochulaile,qidetapaoxiao。
“zhangrourou,youzheimehaoxiaoma?nihaixiao。”
qisimingyueshiqijibaihuai,zhangrourouyueshixiangxiao,bazheiyoumingchenwendeqihuangziqidezhizhuakuang,zhangrourouyeshidiyirenle。
jiuniangbuzhidaocongnalizuanchulai,kanzheqisimingxianzaiqidehuoshangmeishao,zhangrourouxiaodeyanleihengsheng,yiliandehuyi。
“da**,nimenjialaotouzhaonini!zheishizenmele?”jiunianghaoqidewenzhangrourou。
qisimingcongyafenglijichulaijigezi:“ganshuonijiusidingle。”
zhangrourouganjindianlediantou:“niquanpaiyixiashanxiaderen,rangtamenbaitianhaohaoshuijuexiuxi,jintianwanshangwoyaodaizhetamenchuquwan。”
qisimingyitingzhengshier,zhongyuxiaolebushaonuhuo:“nihuanshangyexingyi,balianmengshang,qianwanbuyaobeirenkandaoniderongmao。”
jiuniangkanqisimingzheidanxindeyangzi,ganjinlazhezhangrouroude:“fangxinba!buhuirangnidemeijiaoniangbeirenkandaofenhao,wojiuniangdebenshineikebushichuide。”
zhangrourougenzhejiuniangqujianzhangdashu。
“baobeigeda,nikeyoushenmeduice,neigebaiyangzaiyousantian,shangshibiannenghaodechabuduo,zanmenkebunengzuoyidaibia!”
zhangdashusuiranyifurenpingzhangrourouzuozhudeyangzi,shishishangtayeshixiangyaozhidaozijizheigenverdemoulvedaodiyouduoshen,zheirihouyaoshigenzheqisimingqulehuanggonghuibuhuibeirenjiaqifudegutouzhazidoubusheng。
“fangxinlalaozhangtou,woyijingxianghaole,jintianwanshangjiurangtamennuannuanhehedeshuiyijue。”zhangrouroushenshenmimide,zhishiyiliandehuaixiaorangzhangdashuqingchudezhidao,jintianwanshang,neigebaiyangxiaotingbule。
“haohaohao,guolaichifan,hedianjidangeng,zheidongxiyangwei,niya!burangrenshengxin,yizaoshangchideneimela,neishentinengshoudelema?”
zhangdashuyibianjizhangrourouduanwan,yibianmaiyuan。
benlaizhangrourouhaishihengandongde,zhishiyixiangdaozaoshangchidela,yixiazijiuxiaole,genzhezhangrourouyiqixiaode,haiyoutakouzhongdezhongshu,jiushineigejiqisimingyaopingde,chuanzhezongsezhangpaodezhongniannanzi。
tamenlianggexiaodehenduorendoushiyitouwushui,dangran,tamenlianggexianghuzhidaojiuxingle,buranqisimingdeliandangzhenmeiyoudifanggele。
yidaqunrenchiguolewufan,zhangrourouzhunhaozijidexingtou,tangzaichuangpushangmeimeideshuileyijue。
shuizheshuizhe,zhangrourouzhijuedeerduoyangyang,huluanmoleyixiajixushui。
erduoyangguole,biziyangyang,youshihuluanzhetengleyixia,fanleyigeshen,lingyibiandeerduozaicikaishiyangyang,zhangrourounuqichongchongdemengdizuoqilai。
zhijuedenaodaiyitong,dunshishuiyiquanxiao。
“sheia!shisheiganansuanben**。”zhangrourouwuzhenaodaiqiaoqiaozhengkaiyizhiyanjingkanduimian。
zhijianduimiandeeqisimingyilianyinchendewuzhenaodai,kanzhezhangrouroudeyanshenkuaiyaochirenle。
“jintianwanshanghaixingbuxingdongle,denglenizhengzhenglianggeshichen,haiyiweinishuisileni!”qisimingbenlaishinazhezhangrourouzijidetoufadoutawan,meixiangdaobeitazhuangleyixia,shenmehaoxinqingdouxiaoshibujian。
“shenme!julitianlianghaiyouduojiu?”zhangrourouyitingzijichadianwuleshi,yebuzaizhuijiunaodaishangdeshiqing。
qisimingyaoyaqiechidekaikou:“haiyoulianggeshichen,nizaishuiyihuier,xingdongjiuyinggaiquxiaole。”
“niganjindaiwoguoqu,haiyouneiyidabaodongxidounazhe,ganjinzou,zanmenhaideganyeluni!”zhangrouroudaoshizheqijilai,jijimangmangdebadongxishouhao,zaizhaizilijiubazijidelianmengshang。
“kuaidianzou,niyebalianmenghaole,qianwanbuyaolumian。”zhangrouroudabaoxiaoguodenazhe,zhudongzhanzaiqisimingdeshenbian。
benlaiqisimingshishengqide,kanzhetazheimeguai,zhiqiankedaotoudeyinmaiyisaoerkong,zhibuguozaiheibudezhedangxiakanbudaotadexiaorong。
yilujixingjun,zhangrouroudaizheqisimingzheixiebuxiaqiandaoduifanganyingzhazhaibuyuandedifang,shenhoujiushicengjingbuxiaguojiandanxianjingdeshulin。
zhangrourouyishenshou,shiyisuoyourentingxia,suoyourendougenzhezhangrourouyiqidunzaiheianli。