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《zhubobudangren，shounataomujianmaiche》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youheixincheshangjingxingousiercheng。gushizhong，qintianxiaoheijinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng，zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv]，errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren，zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan，shixianlezijidemubiao。“biezhejiya，zheixiezhiqianhaimeiyoushaowan，nidengdenga，yaodengzheixiezhiqianwanquanshaowanlecainengshi。”“burandehua，nizenmezhidaozheijiweidageyoumeiyoujieshoule。……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。

精彩章节

budebushuo，qintianxianzaidezhiboshifeichangchenggongde，tade‘chengyi’zhijiedadongleyizhongwangyou。

yaozhidaoxianzaideershoucheshuishendeyipi，danfanyourenhexiajidedifang，laobandoubizhibutan。

xianzaiqintianbujinmeiyouhuibi，fandaoshijinijiangdeqingqingchuchu。

lian‘hunhuan’deshuxingdoujinijiangjieqingchu。

这是真的牛批。

wangyoumenzheishihoujiugengjiadeyouxingzhile。

【zhubo，suirannihenyouchengyi，danshiwomenyeyaoyanzhengyanzhengnidechengyishibushizhende。】

【shia，nishuozheicheshangyousangehunhuan，jiuyousangehunhuan？】

【womenbuxiangxin，xiwangzhuboninengzhengshiyixia。】

【womenyexiangkankanyouhunhuandechedaodizenmeyang。】

……

“hao，jirandajiazheimeganxingqu，neiwoxianzaijiujidajiazhengmingzhengmingzheichedaodiyoumeiyouhunhuan，youduoshaogehunhuan。”

“lairen，shang‘heijiangjun’。”

bansuizheqintianyishenglingxia，weifenglinlindedaheigoujiubeiqianshanglaile。

zheihaizhenbushiyibandedaheigou。

shishuyufeichanghuopofeichangshengmengdedaheigou，chuxianzaijingtoumianqian，haizhangzhezuituzheshetou，buduandebengbengtiaotiao，kanzhejiuhuolishizu。

qintianyebuduoshuo，zhijiebazheiliangbaisemashadechemenquanbudakai，ranhouzhijiebadaheigoujiqianguolai：“lai，heijiangjunqingshangche。”

daheigouerhuabushuo，zhijiejiutiaoshanglechezidejiashizuo。

zhibuguodaheigoutiaoshangjiashizuoyihou，shenxingmingxianyidun，jiuhaoxiangbeidinggezhuleyiyang，suihoudaheigoubianzhijietiaodaofujiashi。

tiaodaofujiashiyihou，zheidaheigoudedongzuohaishiyiyang。

zhihoujiuzaiwangyoumenjingyademuguangxia，heigouchaozhehouzuopuguoqu，zaizuobiandezuoweizhanlezhanyihou，youpaodaoleyoubiandezuowei。

laidaozheiyoubiandezuoweiyihou，daheigouzheicaizuoxialai。

zhishixianzaidedaheigoubiandeyichangdeguaiqiao，buzaixiangzhiqianyibanziyalie，bengbengtiaotiao。

“hao，xianzainimenyinggaiyijingkandaoleba，heijiangjunyijingjiandingwanbile。”

“wozheiliangmashaladizongcaishisizuobande，xianzaisangezuoweimanle。”

“xianzaidajiazonggaixiangxinleba，wodeheijiangjunshihenyoulingxingde。”

beiqintianzheimeyishuo，wangyoumengenglele。

【真的假的？】

【haizhenshi，zaiwomencunli，heigoushizuiyoulingxingde，mianduizheizhongdongxi，tamenkeshihenmingande。】

【gangcaiheigouzaiqianmiansangezuoweizhanzhefadai，mingxianshiganjuedaolexieshenme。】

【yejiushishuozheiyiliangbaimasha，jiuzhishengxiayigezuoweile。】

【wojiuxiangwenyiju，daoshihouyuanchezhudinghaozenmeban？】

【gaishuobushuo，zheineishihaitinghaokande，zuizhongyaodeshizheigebiaokaichuquyoumianzia。】

【shierwanerhaikeyixiaodao，zheigejiagequeshihendongren，danshidaisangehunhuan……】

【ruguosheimaixialai，shibushijiukeyixianshadisigehunhuanle？】

……

kandaowangyoumenzheimehaipa，qintianyeshiyouxiezhejile：“jiarenmen，suiranzheichezidaihunhuan，danjiabuzhujiagebianyiya，womenzheilihaikeyibanlifenqi。”

“nimenxiangxiangshierwanjiunengkaimasha，xianbushuochuqupaopaohunqingle，napachuqupaopaoniu，neiyeshuangdeyipiya。”

“shierwandejiage，pingshizuiduojiuzhinengmaidaoyigebianyidedaibuche。”

“bianyidedaibuche，suishuonengkaigeshilainian，danshiwoyenengjidajiabaozheng，wozheilidechesuirandaihunhuan，erqiejingliguozhongdashigu，danshirichangkaidehuahaishimeiwentide，pingshipaopaogaosulaigeyibaierdeyeshimeiwentide。”

【zhongdashigu？nizheisigezishuodewoxinjingdanzhana。】

【zhubo，wobeinishuodewoxindongle，nengjiwoshuoshuozheichedechekuangzenmeyang？】

【woxianzaizhengkaolvzhemailiangcheni，yaoshichekuangheshi，daoshikeyikaolvkaolv，fanzhengshierwandemasha，woshixindongle。】

……

suiranyouhenduorendouhaipa，danjiabuzhujiagebianyiya。

zhibojianlidaoshiyoubushaorendouxindongle。

“jiarenmen，wozheilimaicheni，jiangjiudejiushizhencheng，nigenwoshuochekuang？”

“woyebupalaoshidegendajiashuo，yizheiliangbaimashaweili，qinangquanbaozheishikendingde，qianhoudejiaqiangganghefangzhuangliangquanbudouqiegelezhonghuan，sigelunguhezhouchengdoushixinde。”

“azhuheczhudouyijingqiegele，quanbuhuanxindele。”

“wonengjidajiabaozheng，zaibufashengpengzhuangdeqingkuangxia，qimanengkaigeshinian。”

网友们顿时笑喷了。

【haojiahuo，jiaqiangganghefangzhuangliangquanqielezhonghuan？azhuheczhuquanbuqiegele，huanxindehanjie？？】

【nima……woxiangwenyiwendangshideshigudaodiyouduoyanzhong？】

【zheihaiyongwen？zuoweiyigeqixiurenyuan，wokeyihenmingquedegaosunimen，zheiliangbaimashanengzhuangdedifangjibendouyijingzhuangmeile。】

【yaoshiwomeicaicuo，dangshizheiliangmashajihuyaobeizhuangchengzhituanle……】

【guanjianshizheilimianhaigalesange，kaiyigegayige，nishuomeiyouhunhuan，wohaibuxinni。】

【shuobudingnatianxichedeshihou，hainengzhaodaobushaodepifusuipianni。】

【danyouyishuoyi，zheigejiagezhendehenniubi。】

……

“xiongdimen，wozheishichengyichushou，chekuangtouming。”

“shierwandebaimashahaiyaoshenmezixingchea？”

“woxianzaigenxiongdimentandeshichengyi，bushichekuang。”

“ruguojiarenmenzhenyaowenzheiliangchedechekuang，wokeyihenrenzhenhenfuzerendegaosudajia，zheiliangchenengkai！”

“wojintianni，shichengxinchengyidexianghedajiajiaopengyou，xianghejiarenmenzuomaimai，zheishierwandejiage，xiandaoxiande。”

“womenxiongdichexingdedianhuaershisixiaoshikaiji，suishidenghoujiarenmendelaidian。”

meibanfa，qintianxianzaiyeshiweilewanchengrenwu。

qintianzhendehenxiangtucaotaneisiguilaodie，haizhenshishenmechedouganshou。

jihuyijingbeizhuangchengfeitiedechetayeganlahuilai。

qintianhaizhenshiyouxiefule。

buguozheiyeshimeiyoubanfadeshiqing，bijingtamenshoutoushangdezijinbenlaijiubuchongyu，yibandechezilirunbuda，erqiexiaoshounanduyouxieda，xiangzheizhongshiguche，xiangduieryan，lirunhaishimandade。

jiuyixianzaizheiyiliangmashajuli。

shouhuilaideshihou，zheiliangbaimashayebuguoshiwuwanduo。

kexiangerzhi，zheiliangbaimashadangshizhuangdeyouduocanlie，erqiezheiliangchelahuilaihaiyaoxiu，haiyaozhengbei。

zheishierwandejiage，haishiyouyidianqiankeyizhuande。

suoyishuodaozheichekuangba，qintianzhinengbaozhenghainengkaidedong，qitadejiubuduoshuole。