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“neihao，wozaiwenniyigewenti……neitianwanshang，laizhaozhoutingchendeshijigenanren？”
jiangmanbaisuikouyishuo：“4ge!”
“nishuohuang！mingmingjiushi5ge！”
jiangmanbaizhuannianyixiang：“nishuojigejiushijigea？niyouzhengjuma？zheigeshihoudezhoutingchenzaiyijulimian！”
zhoutingchenshuo：“wozhidao，shi5ge……”
zhoutingchenqishibuqueding，tazhishixiangyaoshitanyixiajiangmanbaieryi。
jiangmanbaishuo：“mingmingjiushi4ge！”
jiangmanbaimingmingyoudianxinxu，danshitarengjiushijiazhuanghenshidandingdedikaishishuohua。
“jiangmanbai，nizhengzheyanjingshuoxiahuadebenshi，jianzhang……”
jiangmanbaihaishisihuobuyuanyichengren，tayibanaqifuwuyuanduanguolaidexiangbin，ranhouxiangyaopoguoqu。
xiaqinglikebazheigedongzuo，fanmianzuoyongleguoqu。
xiaqingdefanyingyixiangdoushihenkuaide，yushijiangmanbaideyifujiuzangle。
jiangmanbaiyishijianmeiyoufanyingguolai，shiqingzenmejiubianchengxianzaizheigeyangzileni？shizaishiyoudianchuhusuoyourendeyiliaoa。
tayizhidoushihenwuyudezhuangtai。
jiangmanbaiqijibaihuai，weishenmeshiqingdaozuihou，huibianchengxiangxianzaizheigeyangzini？
jiangmanbaishunjianjiuyouyizhongzijishudehencandeganjue，jianzhijiushilingrenganjuedaonanshou！
zhoutingchenkanzhetapofuyibandexingwei，gengjiafanganjiangmanbaile。
zhoutingchenshuo：“nixianzaiganjuezijidexinjingruhe？”
“lengjing……”xiaqingzongjie。
zhoutingchenxiangzhe，bukuishizijidenvpengyou，jiushizheimejili。
danshizhoutingchendeshixianrengjiufangzailangbeidejiangmanbaideshenshang。
ranhouxiaqingjiuganjuedaoxiaoxiaodenamen，tayizhidoushihenzhendingdemoyang。
kanlai，zhoutingchenhaishimeiyouwanquanquerenzijidejiumingenrenshishei，jirantahaishibuqueding，neimeshiqingjiuhaixuyaoyigezhenglideguocheng。
danshixianzaizhoutingchenshizijidenanpengyou，neimezaizheiyidianshang，xiaqinghaishizhanleyoushide，ganghaoyinzhengleyijuhua：xianxiashouweiqiang，houxiashouzaoyang。
yiqiejiushizheimejiandan，xiaqingqingxingzijidexuanze。
jiangmanbaihenshiyumendemoyang：“woshuo，nixianzaijiujingshizenmeyihuishini？”
“我怎么了？”
jiangmanbaizoudaozhoutingchendemianqian，xiangyaolaiyigepingdishuai……
youbeixiaqingkantouletaolu，talazhezhoutingchenwangpangbianyidai，yushijiangmanbaiguizailedishang。
xiaqingshuo：“woshuo，niwanquanmeiyoubiyaoxingdalia！”
jiangmanbaideyanjinglimianjianzhijiukuaimaochuhuoguanglai。
zhenshilingrenganjuedaoxiaoxiaodeyumena。
danshixianzailaikan，xiaqingjueduishishuyugengzhanyoushide。
jiangmanbaixinlimianxiangzhe，tashizenmekanchuanwodeni？shizaishiyoudianchuhuwodeyiliao！tasihuzhidaowodexiayibudongzuoshishenme？！
真是见鬼了？!
xiaqinghaishiyouhendadeweijigan，ganqingzheizhongcunzai，benshenjiushizuinanyikaozhude，taxiangyinggaihaishiyunyongzijidezhihuihemeimao，rangzijiliyububaizhidi，zheiyidianhaiyouyiside。
jiangmanbaicongyuandizhanqilaideshihou，zhenggerenkanshangqubiandegengjialangbeile。
“woshuoni，xianzaijiujingshizenmeyihuishini？”jiangmanbaihenshinamen。
“我怎么了？”
“xianshibaxiangbinsazaiwoshenshang，gangcaiyouhaiwoshuaidao！”
xiaqingdaolezheiyikecaisuanshizhendemingbaishenmejiaozuozeihanzhuozei！
xiaqingshuo：“danshishidezhenxiangshi，gangcainixiangbaxiangbinpodaowodeshenshang，danshiwofanyingkuai，yushixiangbinpodaolenideshenshang。nixiangyaoshuaizaizhoutingchendeshenshang，laigeyingxiongjiumei，danshibeiwojipohuaile。”
“ni……”dagaijiangmanbaiyemeiyouxiangdao，xiaqingjingranhuizheimezhijiedebahuashuodezheimemingxian，zheidaoshiyoudianchuhutadeyiliao。
danshixianzaijianzaixianshang，budebufa，tazhinenggoushikoufouren：“nishuohuang！”
“daodishizenmeyihuishi……womendiaojiankongkankanjiuxing。”
“没错……”
yushiyiqunchiguaqunzhongyiqikanjiankong，jieguojiushijiangmanbaizhudongzhaocha。
shipinshangqingqingchuchudichuxianzhe，shijiangmanbailvxiantiaoxinde，guanjianshitatiaoxindihaishifenzhijiedemoyang，buguanshixiangbin，haishizhihoudeshuaidao。
doushihenqingchu，henmingxiandecunzaia。
jiangmanbaihuranjianjiuxiangzhaoyigedifengzangqilai，tayouzhongdiuliandiudaojiadeganjue。
shudiaodejiangmanbaizhinenggoulangbeibukandixuanzelikaile。
“zheigejiangmanbai，haizhenshixihuanzeihanzhuozeia。”
“jiumuqianlaikanqueshiruci。”
“zhenshiyouxiechuhusuoyourendeyiliaoa。”
“guozhenyouyijuhuajiaozuo，renbukemaoxiang，haishuibukedouliang，zheidaoyeshizhende。“
jiangmanbaiyeshizaizheigeshihou，huranjianfaxianzijishule，bingqieshudechechedidi，sihaodoumeiyouhuixuandeyudi，zhenshilingrenganjuedaoxiaoxiaodenamena。
jiangmanbaifaxianlelaizizijidecanlie，budebuchengrende，zheiyiju，tashudezhendehencana。
简直就是惨不忍睹。
danshiyejiushiyinweizheigeyuanyin，jiangmanbaihenshishengqi：“suoyishuo，xiaqingniyidingyaodengzheqiao，zongyouyitianwohuirangnichengweiwodeshouxiabaijiangde。”
jiangmanbaiganjuezideneixinhenbushiziwei，danshitayoumeiyougenghaodebanfa，zhinenggouyingshengshengdebiezhezheiyikouqi，rangzijilengjingxialai。
buguanzenmeshuo，weilaideluhaihenzhang，takeyimanmanlai，takeyishiyongwenshuizhuqingwadefangshi，rangniyidiandiandishiquzhengzhadeliliang。zheibianshijiangmanbai。
yangbingqianri，yongbingyishi，tazhongjiuhaishibuyuanyifangxiazhoutingchen，zheizhongshiqingzongguibushineimerongyiqingyifangxiade，suoyijiangmanbaixianzaizhinengxuehuiren，doushuorenzitoushangyibadao，tahaishibunenggouzuodaoqingyifangxia。
zhoutingchendaizhexiaqinglikaile，zheiyichangnaoju，daoxianzaiyesuanshigaoyiduanluo。
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xiaqingzhunbeiqutaiquandaoguanlianxitaiquandao，taxianzaideshenfenshitaiquandaoguandejiaolian。
lingtaganjuedaochayideshi，tadediyigexuesheng，jingranshiyimeizhengtai，mingzijiaolizi。
“lizi，woshinidelaoshi……”
lizikanjianxiaqing，likeluchupishuaipishuaidebiaoqing：“bushiba，wodelaoshi，jingranshigenvde？！”
zheigexiaozhengtaiyoudianyumen。
“dengyixiawomendenianlingshibushichabuduoa？”
“jiumuqianlaikanqueshiruci。”
“neimeniganjuezheigeruhe？yongshilishuohua。”
lizishuo：“keyiya，nishijiaolian，woshixueyuan，wojiubuxin，nizheigexiaoyatoupianzidegongfu，huibiwohao。”
“wodoushuole，womenkeyiyongshilishuohuaa。”xiaqinghenshirenzhendishuozhe，tazaishuomingzijidelaiyi，jiuanzhaomuqiandeqingkuanglaikan，tayoushuyuzijidejianchihemude。
“来吧。”
lizibishideshihou，jingdaile。
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