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dantazhongjiumeidizhuyaoxing,geboyixiachuilexialai,zhenggerentanzailaoseguidehuaili。
laoseguiyiniutou,kandaoleluzhenyu。tazheicaifaxianshenbianzhanzhegeren,lengleyixia。
luzhenyuyetingdaoleshaonvdeneisheng“gege”,shengyinsuiranhenxiao,xiangbinsidexiaomaoyiyang,danquezhidineixin,yixiajizhongletaxinzhongzuirouruandedifang。
buguoyejiushiyishunjian,luzhenyuzaiciyingxiaxinchang,dadingzhuyibuguanxianshi。
laoseguixiandeyouxiexinxu,taxianlakaichemen,bashaonvsaijincheli,zheicaizhuanshendaliangleyixialuzhenyu,chiyileyixiawendao:“xiaozi,nirenshita?”
luzhenyuyaoyaotou,lenglengdihuida:“burenshi。”
laoseguidengzheta,penzhejiuqi:“neitajiaonigege?”
luzhenyuxinzhongwohuo,shuohuajiuyoudianchong:“tajiaowoshaguanwopishi?made,tajiusuanjiaowoyeyeyebuguanwopishia!”
laoseguierhuabushuo,taishoujiushiyigedaerguangzi,“pa”yixia,luzhenyubeishandetuihouhaojibu,yanmaojinxing,wuzhesaibangzi,dengzhelaohunhun。
tawanquanrangdalengle,buzhidaozheijuhuazenmejiurezheduifangle。
laoseguitudiaoxiangyan,ehenhenshuodao:“chouxiaozi,zheishijiaonishuohua,zheimemeidameixiaode,dangxinzaiwaibianchikui!”
“我靠!”
luzhenyuyiwanshangdequru、wohuo、fennuquanbaofachulaile,tayebuguanzheigelaoseguishibushihunshehuide,beihouyouduodashili,jiuyixiapushangqu,zhaozhelianjiushiyiquan:
“教你妹!”
laoseguikanlaishiheduole,zaijiashangqueshibunianqingle,yiquanrangdadehoutuiliangbu,zhuangzaimumarenshang。jinjiezheluzhenyuyoushiyiquantaoguoqu:
“吃亏你妹!”
laoseguibaozheduzi,kaozaicheshenshang,waiwaixiexiedunlexiaqu。
luzhenyubenlaidawandiyiquanhouhaiyoudianhoupa,xianzaikanlaoseguizheimesong,danziyefangkaile,shangquyizhenquandajiaoti,yibianda,zuiliyibianmazhe:“tamalegebide,hunshehuideshiba,hunshehuidezenmele?hunshehuidehundaolaijianshifenshang,**yegoushibaide!kao……jianshijiudidiaodian,madehaijiandezheimexiaozhang!”
laoseguibeidadehaowuhaishouzhili,zhishizuozaidishang,nuliyonggebozhaojia,zuilihanhubuqingdishuozhe:“wobushijianshide……woshi……woshitadie……”
luzhenyuzheijitiandewohuo、yumen,cikequandoufaxielechulai,yibiantita,yibianmazhe:“woshinidie!”
laoseguizhongzhezui,hanhushuozhe:“bie……biedale……tazhenshiwoguinv……”
“guinimeia!”luzhenyuyijiaochuaiguoqu,laoseguilianshangduolegedaxieyin,“nidainiguinvguangyediana?nijiniguinvxia**a?nihaitouniguinvchea?nihaiguanniguinvjiaoxiaoniangmenera?**!”
luzhenyuzheihuierzhijuedehanchanglinli,wohuoqichudechabuduole,zhengyiganyouzhongxinbaopengle。tawangxiangkouwaidajieyizhi,xuezheheidaodagedepaitouweifenglinlindihedao:“gun!yihoubiezaizheipianerchuxian!laozijiuhunzheipianerde,yihoujianniyicidayici!gun!”
laoseguizhishitanzuozhe,kaozhemumarenlunzishang,liuzhebixue,yanzhongchengyitiaofeng,zuijiaoyezhongzhe,shengyinweiruodishuozhe:“che……cheshitamama……jimaide……”
luzhenyuyebuguantazaibibishenme,takandaoxiangkouwaimianyijingyoujigerenzaiweiguanle。haiyoulianggecilonghuahudexiaoqingnian,dagaishitingdaoletaneiju“laozijiushihunzheipianerde”,jiaotoujieershangliangzhe,ranhouyigerenpaokaile,dagaishiqujiaokanchangzidele。
luzhenyuzhidaobunengjixuzaizheierdaile。takanleyiyanjiaoxiadelaosegui,youkanleyixiafujiashizuoshangrenshibushengdeshaonv,youkanlexiayedianmenkouyiduibusanbusideren,youyupianke,haishiyiyaoya,balaoseguituodaoqiangjiao,ranhoushanglemumaren,jishaonvxihaoanquandai,yicaiyoumen,chongchuxiangkou。
tadangdaijiazheiduanshijian,shenmechedoukaiguo,zheiliangmumarenzaitashoudixiashijimiaojiushuxile。
luzhenyushuliandezhuanzhefangxiangpan、diaozhedang,jixiajiukaichulezheipianjiubaqu,feichizaiqingjingkuankuodebinjiangdadaoshang。tayizhishoufufangxiangpan,yizhishoufanzhaozhechuwuhelidedongxi,xiwangnengzhaodaoxiansuo,birutingchekazhilei,haobazheinvhaisonghuijiaqu。buguoxiansuomeizhaodao,zhifanchujikuailingqian。
shaonvbeixiale**,anlishuoyinggaidaitashangyiyuan,guaguadiandishenmede。danxianzailuzhenyushenmedoumeiyou,youbuxiangreshi。tayezhidaoyibande**doubuhuizenmeyangde,xinglejiuhaole,zhibuguogensuzuiyiyang,deduoheshui。
luzhenyulakaichemen,likebeinongzhongdejiuweixundebuxing。gangcaidoumeizhuyidao,zheinvhaishenshangyeneimezhongdejiuwei!kanlaishibeineilaoliumangguanlebushaojiu。
tazuoshangjiashizuo,dakaikongdiaohuanqi。pangbiannvhaigunongyisheng,zhenggerendoukaozaitajiantou。zheihuiernvhaidelianyijingmeigangcaineimecanbaile,huanshangleyizhongyanhong,meihuxiyicidoudaizheyigujiuxiang。
luzhenyurenbuzhuwaiguotou,duanxiangzhenvhaidelian。zhangzhangdejiemao,fendududesai,jiaoyandezuichun,jiuxiangyiduoshengkaidetaohua。
nvhaiyangqiyizhigebo,zhongzhongzazaitadehoujingshang。tongshizuilimimihuhudeninanzhe:“baba……”
luzhenyuheleyitiao,batagebonaxialai,xinxudixiaozhe:“bie,bie,haishijiaogege……neisha,jiaogege……”
shaonvbizheyanjing,zazazui,weixiaozhe,huzhejiuqi,fachuqingweidehulusheng,xiangzhishuizhedemao。
luzhenyudaliangzhezheigejiaohanshaonv,turanjuedeyoudianxinxu,ganjuenalibutaidui,danyishiyouxiangbuqilainaerbudui。
taqingqingcaizheyoumen,rangchezimantengtengwangqianzou,tongshixiangzhejiexialaigaizenmeban。baizaiyanqiandewenti,jiushibazheishaonvwangnasong。anlishuodejirenjiasonghuijia,jiurenjiudaodi,songfosongdaoxi。kewentishi,genbenbuzhidaotajiazainali。
yaobu……daitahuizijidechuzuwu?zheigechunqingshaonanmendouhuiyoudeniantougangmaochulai,jiubeiluzhenyuzijipaixiaqule。kaiwanxiao,zhaosibushizheimegezhaofa,shanghuibeigaodehaibugoucanshibushi?luzhenyuxianzaishiyichaobeisheyao,shinianpajingsheng。gangcaichushoujiurenyezhishiyishichongdong,yaobushineilaohunhundazijierguang,xianzaigenbenbuhuibazheigetangshoushanyujianhuilai。
xianzailuzhenyuningkebatarengdajieshang,yebukenbatadaihuichuzuwu。takaolubianbachetingxia,sikaogainatazenmeban。songpaichusuoqu?zijishazhengjianmeiyou,beirenjiayipanwen,jiushuobuqingle,meizhunlianzijiyedezhejinqu。danshi,zongbunengzhenbatarengdajieshangba!xianglaixiangqu,haishidejinliangzhaodaozheinvhaidejia。
luzhenyuwaiguotou,duanxiangzhezheigenvhai。tafaxianzheinvhaidebiaoxianbutaixiangbeixiayaodeyangzi,jiuxiangshiputongdehedale,heduanpianerle。beixia**yinggaishishenduhunmi,renshibusheng,xianzaizheinvhaishuidehuluhulude,lianshangyangyizhexingfudexiaorong,haibushizazhezui,zuilihaoxianghainiannianyoucide。
luzhenyuzhouzhemeitou,shenshouguoqu,youyuleyixia,paipaitadelian:“wei,wei,xiaojie,ebu……meizi……yebudui,neisha,tongxue。dui,tongxue,zheiweitongxue,xingxing!xingxing!”
nvhaizhouzhemeitou,bumanyidegunongzhe。
luzhenyuniezhetadexiaba,zuoyouyaohuangzhe:“wei,tongxue,xingxing!nijiazainali?a?nizhushenmedifang?a?”
“wu……hu……gulu……”
“kuaishuohua!nizhunali?bushuobanirengdajieshanglea!”
“wo……dong……dongmen……”
“shenme?”luzhenyuganjinbaerduocouguoqu,“nishuoshenme,nali?”
“chu……chudongmen……”
luzhenyudaxiguowang,kesuanyoumenle:“haohao,chudongmen,chunagedongmen?”
“chu……chudongmen……bugugui……”
“什么?什么龟?”
“lairumen,changyubei……”
luzhenyuhaimeitingmingbai,zhinengjinliangbaerduocoudaoshaonvzuibian,zixifenbianzhe。
jiutingerbianshaonvpenzhejiuqi、hanhubuqingdiyinzhe:“ang……angzhongwudoumichu,haishijiashangwuxuanyi……”
luzhenyuyuetingyuebushizheimehuishi。zheinimanashidizhia!
“ba……bajiandongmenqu……shezhongermuqianyiti……tajiadanyuanfugui,jianqie……jianqie……yujungongbumi……”
shaonvshuowan“jianqieyujungongbumi”,ranhoudaleyigexiangliangdege,chelidunshimimanzheyigukaorouhunzhejiudeweidao。
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