suozongzoujinbingfang，wenweiweianganjuezenmeyang。
“haiyouyidiantouteng，qitademeishenmedaaile。”weiweianshuo，“duile，neigelushenmeyuzhaodaomei？”
suozongshuo：“lihanzhaorenduitajinxingshoujidingweile，zhiyaotakaijijiunengquedingweizhi。”
cishikaileideyijingkaijinleyunshanbieshuqu88haocheku，zheishiyijiandaidiandongyaokongjuanlianmendebandixiacheku，luaotianhesongzhengliangrenbianzoubianshuohua，nazheweiweiandeshoudaicongneimenjinrulebieshu。
“晚上到哪去？”
“laodifang，bukaidachele，huitoukai911。”
huoxushixiguan，luaotianmeisuoche，chekuneiyipiananjing，liangjiu，luzhenyucaiqiaoqiaokaimenpalechulai，shitulikai，danshijuanlianmenyijingfangxia，zhaobudaoqidongkaiguanheyaokongqi，neimenyeanzhuangleshengbosuo，luzhenyubeikunzaichekulile。
zheishiyijianjiqikuanchangdecheku，keyirongnaliangliangputongqiche，danyiliangkaileidejiuzhanjulesanfenzhierdekongjian，qitajiaoluolibaimanlezawuhegongju，taxianjianchalejuanlianmen，feichangjiangu，yongbaolihennanqiaokai，zaikanchekutongwangbieshudeneimen，meiyousuokong，meiyoushuakazhuangzhihemimajianpan，zhiyouyigeyingwenshangbiao，tadakaishouji，yongjinshengxiadeyidiandianliangshangwangsouxun，chadaozheigeshangbiaoshizuoshengbomenjindemeiguopaizi。
“开门。”
“启动。”
“芝麻开门。”
“快他妈开门！”
luzhenyushilewushuci，youbugangaoshenghanjiao，zuihouhaishitulaowugong，tazhinengfangqinuli，buzhidaoyuyinmimashiwufadakaizheishanmende，tajiuxiangbeizhizhuwangkunzhudemifeng，jielizhengzhawujiyushi。
dengrenjiazailaichekudeshihou，tazhinengshushoujiuqin，yaomebeirenbaozouyidun，xiediaoyitiaotui，yaomejiaojijingfang，yigerushidaoqiedezuimingtaobudiao，zheixiakehao，touchezeijialiumangfanzaijiarushidaoqie，jinquqimadunwunian。
luzhenyubuzhidaodeshi，jiuzaitashoujikaijidezheijifenzhongli，lihandepengyouyijingjiangtachenggongdingwei。
sirenyiyuanli，suozongjiedaolihandianhua，tagaosusuozong，luzhenyuzhaodaole，dingweixianshitazaiyunshanbieshuqu，buguojingfangmeizugoudezhengjulian，suoyizanshibunengquzhuaren，zhinengchuanxun。
suozongbazheijianshiyougaosuweiweian，shuoluzhenyujiukuailuowangle，tazhengzangzaiyunshanbieshu。
weiweianqidao：“guaile，jiandaowobaodedidisijiyeshuotazhuzaiyunshanbieshu88hao。”
suozongmianseweibian：“88hao，neishilugangjiaa。”
“lugangshishei？”weiweiandao。
“lushijiazudedingliangzhu，jintianejituandongshizhangjianzongjingli，zanmenjinjiangdeshangliurenshi。”
weiweianeleyishengbuzaifawen，luhelufayinjiejin，rangtawuyiweiluzhenyumofeihelugangyoushenmeguanxi，neimejianlezijibaoderenyoushishenmeshenfen？zuoyedaodifashengleshenme？sheixiadeyao，youshisheijiuleziji，zheixieluanmayibandexiansuorangtadetougengtengle。
youguoleyihui，suozongyoushixianzoule，zhufuweiweibuyongguangongzuoshangdeshier，anhaohaoxiuxi，danweiweiannalixiandezhu，tasuiranshoujibuzaishenbian，danyongminipadyiyangkeyichuliyoujian，yongweixinheqihuabudetongshimengoutong。
chulileyihuieryewu，weiweianxinshenbuding，tajuedingqinziqutanjiuzhengjianshidelailongqumai，jiucongyunshanbieshukaishi。
……
luzhenyuzuozaikaileidejiashizuoshangbainongzhexingchejiluyi，haishimeifajiangcunchukakouchulai，tadaoshikaolvguobaxingchejiluyizhijiebaixialainazou，danshineiyangzuodebuchangshi，gaobuhaohuibeiyidaoqiezuimingzhuaqilai，zuihoutalingjiyidong，yongshoujibaxiangguandeyinpinluxialaibujiudele，yushizaicidakaishouji，dianchiyijinghaojindeshoujididiliangsheng，zidongguanjile。
shoujikeshizuizhongyaodegongju，meidiankejiuzhuaxiale，pianqiaoluzhenyumeidaichongdianbaoheshujuxian，cheshangdaoshiyouusbjiekou，danmeicheyaochibunengfadongdengyuling，taxiachezaijiaoluodepolanlisouxunnengyongdedongxi，haizhenzhaodaole，yitailaojiudetaishizhuji，yigenliangtouzheduandepingguoshoujichongdianxian。
luzhenyusuiranbushijisuanxichushen，dancongxiaobainongdiannao，yesuanzixuechengcai，tadakaijixiang，yanzhemianbandeusbjiekouzhaodaozhubanshangdejiekou，yongyasikaipingguoshujuxiandemengpi，bochutongsilai，youxiechouchu，zhubanjiekoushangsigezhen，yinyuejideliangzhenshishujuchuanshugongneng，liangzhenshigongdiangongneng，danju**zhigaobuqingchule，suoxingsigenzhenquanchanshangtongsi，kongjianxiaxiao，dengguanghunan，haiyaoshiketingzhedongjing，yifangbeirenfaxian，nongwanzheigetayiranmantoudahan。
shoujigengmafan，shiquanfengbishibukechaixiedianchi，meiyouheshidegongjuzhinengbaolichaijie，luzhenyuzhaodaoxiuqichededahaoluosidaohegangsiqian，yingbashoujihougaiqiaokaile，shoujishiyongdeshimicrousbshujuhechongdianjiekou，chudianxixiao，hennanjiangtongsigudingzaishangmian，suoxingjixuchai，shunzhexianluzhaodaolianjiedianchideweizhi，zheicaibachongdianxianluchanshang，chekulimenre，tadehanshuicongetouliudaoyanjingli，**ladeteng，xinlimomonianzhe，yidingyaochenggong，yidingyaochenggong。
shoujizhongyulianhaole，luzhenyuzhengyaoqukaidiannao，quefaxianmeiyoudianyuanxian！jingranmeiyoudianyuanxian！tachadianbengkui，zhinengyongcongpolanduilizhaochujigendianlanlai，bochutongxiantou，dakaidianyuanxiang，baqiangshangdedianyuanchakoumianbandakai，yigenhongxian，yigenlanxian，anchanglihongsedeshihuoxian，lansedeshilingxian，jieshangzhihou，diannaozhubanbeidianliang，cpufengshanhuhudezhuanqilai，danshishoujiquemeiyouchongdiandejixiang。
“naixin，yidingyaonaixin。”luzhenyubuduangaojieziji，cishicike，nengjiuzijidezhiyounaixinhexizhi。
jingjiancha，tazhongyugaomingbaishiusbsigenxiangaocuole，zhongjiandelianggeshishujuxian，liangcedelianggecaishigongdianxian。
xianludiaozhengwanbi，shoujipingmuzhongyuliangle，kandaoyishanyishandechongdianbiaozhi，luzhenyuzhangchuyikouqi，kejijiushishengchanli，shouyijiushizhandouli!cishitadechenyidoubeihanshuijintoule。
dianlanhenzhang，zugoubadiannaozhujixiangbanshangche，luzhenyucongrongdejiangtaxuyaodeyinshipinjilulexialai，zheishitajianyiyongweidezhengju，yeshitazhonghuiyuanlangguanggaodebaozhang。youlezheige，tadexinjiudingle，xiayibujiushiruhetuokun，genjueshaomendeduihua，tamenjintianbudasuankaikaileidele，yejiushishuochekuxiangduianquan，danzijibunengzuoyidaibi，tazhunbeichangshiyixiabaolichaijieshengkongjuanlianmenkaiguan，raoguoyaokongxitongbadianxiandashang，dakaichekumen。
luzhenyuzhengzaijuanlianmenshangmanghuzhe，hurantingdaowaibianyoudongjing，taliketingzhidongzuo，ceerqingting，tingdaoleqichetingxia，kaimenguanmenyoujixukaizou，tingmadahongmingheguanmendedongjing，zheiyinggaishiyiliangsangtanajibiedechuzuche。
jinjiezhejingranshiweiweiandeshengyinzaishuohua：“nihao。”
ranhoushieshaozhiyizaihuida：“nihao，jinlaihebeikafeiba。”
“xiexie。”weiweianzaidahua，yizhenjiaobushengchuanlai，kanlaishijinwule。
luzhenyuchuixiongdunzu，yanqianfuxianchuwushudanmu“zitouluowang，yangruhukou，qianlisongb，xiongdawunao，laozihuochuminglaijiuninidaohao，zijisongshangmenleme！”
maguima，tayiranbuhuifangrenweiweianluorumozhang，neijigeeshaoshenmehuaishidougandechulai，zaijiubalinengxiayao，zaizijiabieshuligancuijiuzhijiebawangyingshanggongdouyoukeneng，buxing，bixujiejiuweiweian。
ruhetixingweiweianzheishimokuerbubaoluziji，zuijiadebanfashitongguodianhualianluo，weiweiandeshoujibushiluozaieshaoshoulileme，daihuiershoujiwuguiyuanzhu，takendingyaochakanweijiedianhuaheyoujianshenmede，zheijiushijihui。
luzhenyulikeweixinlianluoxuxiaohui，wentayaoweiweiandeshoujihaoma、weixinhaoma、youxiangdizhi。
xuxiaohuizhengzaigongsiqiantaibaiwuliaolai，kandaoluzhenyufalaideweixinhou，mingbaitazhunbeibaofuchenzhiruile，yushihaobuyouyudejiangzheixieziliaodoufaleguoqu。
luzhenyuxianshitujiweiweiandadianhua，keshiduifangshezhilebaimingdan，tadabujinqu，jiaweixinyebutongguo，fayoujiangengshirutongniniuruhai，haowufanying。
cikeweiweianzhengzuozailuaotianjiadedaketingli，xinshangzhebaofahuqixinonghoudefeicuipingfeng，juxingshuijingdiaodenghemantangdehongmujiaju，tashishejishichushen，rongbudesihaodediliepinwei，zheijiarenzaitaxinmuzhongdefenshulikedadaolezuidi。
haiyouzheilidesangeqingniannanzi，jitadeganjueyebuzadi，suirandoushigaodajianshuodeshuaige，danshineifaxing，neichuanyifudepinwei，haiyoumeiyujianliuludepiqi，douzhangxianzhedoushifuerdaidebaolishemihetounaojiandan。
zaiketinglipeizheweiweiandeshisongzheng，zheihuoshisanrenzhongzhangdezuisiwende，shengyinyeyangguangkailang，xiaoguniangzuirongyizhetadedao。erluaotianheshenzhuangzezaichufangzhunbeijialiaodekafei。
“keyishuoshuozuowandeshiqingme，woshenmedoubujidele。”weiweianwendao。
songzhengshuo：“woni，meishixihuankaididikuaiche，qishibuchaqian，jiushitugewan，zuowanshangzaijiubamenkoujieleyidan，yigenandefuzhenishangche，nihedale，ludouzoubuwen，daoshidaxinxiaoquxiade，houlaiwocaifaxiannibaoluozaiwocheshangle，shoujiyoumimawoyedabukai，jiuzhinengdengnidianhuale，duilemeinv，neidifanghuairenduo，yihounixiangquwomengejigepeizheniqu。”
zheigejieshiheqingheli，yefuheweiweiandexinliyuqi，guorancaidemeicuo，shiluzhenyuweibaofuzijikaichutaxialeyao，danshihaiyouyixiemituanmeiyoujiekai，luzhenyuhezheijianbieshudezhurenyijiyanqianzheigerendaodishenmeguanxi。
songzhengshisahuangdegaoshou，zheigehuidashitayanjiuguode，tianyiwufeng，danshiweiweiansihubuneimehaopian，tashuo：“e，shizheiyangme，wozenmejuedehuairenjiuzaizheili，erqieshitazaiwojiulixialeyao。”
zhengqiaoluaotianheshenzhuangduanzhekafeizoujinketing，tingdaoweiweiandehua，yiweibeishipo，huxiangduishiyiyan，xiongxiangbilu。
chekuli，luzhenyujixuxiaohuifaweixin，rangtatixingweiweianzhuyianquan，yifenzhonghouxuxiaohuihuifu：“fayoujianle，meihuiyin。”
xiangbishiweiweianzhengheeshaomenxiangtanshenhuanni，luzhenyurenbuzhudishengmadao：“**！”
dideyisheng，neimenjingrankaile，yuanlaishengbomimajiushi“**！”
jibukeshishibuzailai，luzhenyushanshenjinleneimen，bieshuhenda，congchekujinlaishidicengdeyulejian，youtaiqiushihexiyifang、yongrenfang，tayegubudeweiweianle，xianbaozhuzijicainengbagemingdehuozhongyanxuxiaqu。
gaojibieshuyibandouyouhaojigemen，bandixiashiyouyongrenjinchuheyunsongshenghuolajidebianmen，luzhenyuzhengyaocongbianmenchuqu，hurantingdaoloushangnvrendejianjiaosheng！
neijigeeshaojuranrucipobujidai，guangtianhuarizhixiajiuyaoduiweiweianxiashou。