zhangerqiangzhouaihuazuoweizhujiaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《zhongfanqiling，zhenshaoyehuosuhuijiarenzuguizong》，jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“jiuwansui”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin，，gushineirongjianjie：yankanjihuayouwu，yishanlanlvdezhouaihuazhongyuzaiyangzhixiapinmingdeanshixiahuiguoshen，“cunzhangbushiwo！”“shizhangerqiang！tapianwo！shuoyaowolaibangtajilv……
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原来他们是一伙的！
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......
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村长声音殷勤，
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“怎么会是你！！”
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takeyibuaiwo，quebugaiweibiedenanrenwuwoyisheng！
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yankanjihuayouwu，yishanlanlvdezhouaihuazhongyuzaiyangzhixiapinmingdeanshixiahuiguoshen，
“村长不是我！”
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带五十万资金参拍，助理举牌喊五千万
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