koubeichaogaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《zhaofengzhonghuigaokao》,zhaofengbaijiaxinshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose,wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu:zhaofengbuyiweirandedao:“mashangyaogaokaole,womeikongxiejiantaoshu,youshijianburufuxiyixia。”baijiaxinxiaoshengdao:“youbuhuidexitikeyiwenwo,woshixuexiwei……
“zanting!”zhaofengshuangshoudazaiyiqi,dahoudao:“biaogebuxiangyaobiyezhengle,ganzaixiaoyuandajia,worangnisuibianda,nidawoyixiashishi,womashangquzhaoxiaozhang。”
huangdabiaobiedelaoliantonghong,juqishabaodadequantou,nubukeededao:“shishijiushishi!”
kandaohuangdabiaoyaodongshou,lianbiyezhengdoubuyaole,housanheliyouheshale,huangdabiaozhiyaodongshou,taliangyeyaoshouqianliankaichu,debudaobiyezheng。
huangdabiaojiatingtiaojianyouyue,laobashibaogongtou,laomakaifuzhuangdian,ziranbupameibiyezheng。
taliangjiatingtiaojianyiban,yaoshimeiyougaozhongbiyezheng,jinrushehuishanghennanzhaodaogongzuode。
haiyouershitianjiubiyele,huangdabiaoyaoshifafeng,taliangmeiyoubiyezheng,sanniangaozhongjiubainianle。
思绪电光火石之间!
housanheliyoubuyueertong,zuoyouyifenzhuazhuhuangdabiao,chezhehuangdabiaoxianghouche,dashengquanzuqilai。
“biaogexinu,kaichubuzhide。”
“mashangbiyele,biaogebuyaochongdong!”
huangdabiaoetouqingjinbaoqi,huangzhebangzizhengzhaqilai,nudao:“niliangyoubingya!la**shenme?”
zhaofengtaiqishouzhang,molemohuangdabiaodedaguangtou,diaokandao:“biaogetouxingbucuo,gengangconglimianchulaiyiyang,wotoubugeyaba,xiancaibuhaochiba。”
huangdabiaozaoyumotousha,youzaodaozhaofengchaofeng,qideqiqiaoshengyan,nuhuozhongshaofenlizhengzha,nuhoudao:“fangkaiwo!lianggeerwuzi,niliangdaodishinabiande?”
housannushizhaofeng,sisilazhuhuangdabiao,qijibaihuaidedao:“zhaofeng,nihaizhuangbi,woyaolabuzhule,haibukuaihuijiaoshi。”
zhaofengzandao:“houziyuanlaishiwodi,yiqianwuhuinile,youkongqingnichifan。”huayinyiluo,satuodezouchucesuo。
suizhezhaofengxiaoshibujian,huangdabiaoshuaikailiangren,qidebaotiaorulei,zhuizheyizhenquandajiaoti,housanheliyoubaotoushucuan,yiliuyantaochucesuo。
“taichangkuangle,biaogeshenbianhaiyouwodi,dengwanshangfangxuede!”
huangdabiaofenfenbuping,faxianzhaofenggenniqiuyiyanghualiu,zenmeyezhuobuzhu,haoburongyizaicesuoyujian,hairanghouziheerliuzijipohuaile。
铃铃铃!
shangke**xiangqi,cesuokongkongruye,zhishengxiahuangdabiaoyiren。
huangdabiaoliansenankan,wuzhuduzidunchengmabu,zhanjuleyigedunwei,zaoshanghedaoguoqiniunai,duzifanjiangdaohai,tashilaidunkengde,guangguzhezhuozhaofengle,chadianbazhengshiwangle。
“太臭了!”
huangdabiaoshenxiyikouqi,zixipinlepin,lingrenhuiweiwuqiong,choudehenyouziwei,congyanhelichouchuyigenyan,fangdaozuilidianran,tuchuyikouyanwu,youzhaodaoleshuxideweidao。
huangdabiaoquchuxiaobaozhijin,zuanzaishouxinli,ciyaliezuiyongli,shunjianrushizhongfu,biaoqingbianhuahenshixiaohun,saoguoqiangjiaorudongdebaisequchong,yangwangzhetianpengshangdezhizhuwang,kaishisikaorensheng。
mashangjiuyaobiyele,biaogejiuyaohunchutoule,daozijiagongdidangjiangong,baitianchixianghela,wanshangktvjiuba,tiantianzuishengmengsi,zheiyangderiziyouduoxiaosa。
dengguojinianwendingle,zaidaogebibaixiongguolvlvyou,laiyichangxuezhongyanyu,zuihaonengquhuilaidanglaopo,renshengjiuxiangdangwanmeile。
huangdabiaomanlianhuaixiao,husiluanxiangzhishi,shoulimoranyikong,shunjianhuiguoshenlai,faxianzhaofengzhanzaimianqian,shoulihuangyouzhexiaobaozhijin。
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“biaogezheimexiaozhang!shangcesuoyongzhiduodiefener,niyongshoujiejueba。”
zhaofengyangyangdeyi,zhuanshenzouchucesuo,fanhuibanjishangkequle。
“biezou,zhihaijiwo,womenjianghe,haobuhao?”
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“wozao!zhaofengnibudaode,tai**le,taisunzeile,qiangwocezhijiupao!”
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huangdabiaoyukuwulei,faxianzhaorezhaofengzhihou,tatiantiandaomei,jiumeizhandaoguobianyi,kaishiyudaoxiaozhang,beihuozhuotiledaguangtou,jidaguochufenyici,xiaozhanghaiyaokaichuta。
youfangxueduzhaofeng,rendoumeiyoujiandao,zaoyuleyichangdabaoyu,delezhongganmaozhuyuan。
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shangcesuomeiyouzhi,sizhouhaimeiren,chuleyongshouzhiwai,nishuozenmeban,zaixiandeng?
“duile!biaogeshiyouqianren,gangmaideshouji!”
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“woshibiaoge......wo!”
“bieshuole,banzhurendeke,youshixiakeshuo,guale!”
duimianguaduanledianhua,xiangqiwuwudemangyin,huangdabiaozhanglezhangzui,biaoqingyuelaiyuenankan,youbotonglehousandexiaolingtong,tongyangxianglebantiancaijietong。
“biaogegongxile,zhaofengshangkechidao,fazhanyijieke,zheihuijiehenleba。”
“gongxigepi,woshangcesuomeidaizhi,kuaijiwosongzhi,wotuidoudunmale。”
“woqu!biaogezhenhen,shangcesuodoubudaizhi,wo.......”
huatonglixiangqifennudenvsheng,rutongmushipaoxiaodehousheng。
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“guolaoshi,wobushiguyide,jialiyoudianjishi,wochuqushiwufenzhong,haobuhao?”
“zheijiekenibieshangle,chuquba!”
“谢谢老师!”
faxianhousanqingjiachenggong,huangdabiaoxinxiruokuang,luchurushizhongfudexiaorong,zhangxinshunjianyisong,shoujituoshouxiangxiazhuiluo,ziyouluotiyundonghediqiuyinlishuangzhongzuoyongzhixia,shoujihaowuxuannianzhuirumaokeng。
huangdabiaodengyuanshuangyan,ditouxiangxiawangqu,xiaorongchanchanningguzailianshang,faxiansixinliefeidecanjiao!
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