xiaoshuozhurengongshiyangfanlinxuandexiaoshuojiaozuo《zheigeshenyiyouqiangyouwen》，shizuozheyeyaochuangzuodedoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：yangfanruzhuisannianshoujinqiru，beirenshejixianhai，shenfumaming，fuqinyinciqidebingzhongchuiwei，zoutouwuluzhijioudeyishengchuancheng，congciyishuangshengshouxuanhujishi，nitianshashuzonghengbaihe.........
第11章
“nimen......youyanwuzhu。”
jielianlianggeerguang，yerangyangfanchedidenule，ruguochenpingbushilinxuandemuqin，tazaojiuyigeerguangchouhuiqule，“zheikeshiqingluanfengyinping，jiazhiyiqianduowan，kebushishenmeyehu，zenmejiubibushangyifujiahuaheyikeyouwentidefengxueguo？”
“ninihaiganjiaobian，wo......”chenpingqidexiangyaotaiqishouzaichouyangfanyigeerguang，danshiyizhentouyunmuxuandeganjuerangtachadianshuaidaozaidi，linxuanganmangfuzhucaizhanwen，nushizheyangfan，mengdiyibaduoguoyangfanshoulideqingluanfengyinping，henhendizazailedishang。
啪~
摔得粉碎。
“lihun，bixulihun，xuaner，mingtiannijiugenzheigefeiwuqubahunlile，fouzezanjiadelianchizaobeizheizhongfeiwudiujinle。”
wuwankuaimaigepoyehujilaoyezizhushou，jianzhishiqichidarua！
bujinruci，juranhaihuyanluanyu。
“xiaosiwole，zheigefeiwuhaihouzhelianpishuoshenmeping，yiqianduowan。”
“bujiushigechouyehume，exinsile，zanmenlinjiazenmehuiyouzheizhongfeiwu，chuanchuquzanmendelianwangnabai？”
“kexile，linxuandangchuyeshijiangchengchulemingdemeiren，meixiangdaojuranzhaoleyangfanzheizhongniufen，shuoniufendouwuruleniufen。”
“jiushi，zijimaigepoyehu，haishuobierendeshijiahuahepoguozi，zhenshixiaosirenle。”
yidaodaobiyidemuguangluozaiyangfanshenshang，fengcideshengyinbujueyuer，chenpingqideliansetieqing，henbudejiangyangfanqiasi，jiulianlinxuanyemanyandoushishiwang。
“yangfan，wobenbuyuangennijijiao，danniyigefeiwujuranlvciwumiewo，shikerenshubukeren，nidongzihuame，zaizheilixinkoukaihe，zheikeshiwohualewubaiwanmailaidebaowu，shijijiazhikenengfanyibei，niyigefeiwudongshenme？”
linkanglengxiao，suirantaqingchuzheifuhuadequeshijiade，yinweizhendezaiyigeshouzangjiashouli，zheizhishiyifufangpin，danmofangdeshifenjingmiao，jibianshijiahuayehualetazhengzhengshiwan，chufeizheifangmiandezhuanjia，fouzejueduifenbianbuchulai，gengbieshuoyangfanyigefeiwule。
“jiushi，wozheifengxueguokeshiputuoshanpaimaide，shoujudouzai，nengyoushenmewenti？”linjuanyehaobukeqidefengciyangfan，zheizhongranglinxuanyijiazidiujinliandejihuizenmehuifangguo。
“yangfan，nihaixianwomendiuliandiudebugoume，maizheimegepodongxiyejiubale，haiwumietanggetangmei，ganjindaoqian。”linxuandengleyiyanyangfandao，tasuoyoudeliandoubeiyangfandiujinle，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
“hao，nimenbuxin，wozhengmingjinimenkan！”
mianduizhongrendezhize，yangfanzaiyerenwukerenle，yiqunyouyanwuzhudejiahuo，jiazhiyiqianduowandeqingluanfengyinpingbushihuo，juranbayifujiahuaheyigemeiyongdefengxueguodangbaobei。
shuowan，yangfanyibumaichu，zhijiejianglinkangshoulide《yunmengshanshuitu》zhuazaileshouli，linkanglianseyibian，“niyaoganshenme？”
“sila......”
huayingangluo，yangfanyibajiang《yunmengshanshuitu》sichengliangban，conglimianchechuyigexiantouzhuazaileshouli，“nilongxian，rengonghechengxianweixian，jindaichanwu，gukaizhidehualizenmehuiyounilongxian？”
cihuayichu，quanchangyaquewusheng。
所有人都傻眼了。
yigejujinyiqianduonianderen，zenmekenengzainilongxianzhichengdehuajuanshangzuohua，buyongxiangyezhidaozheihuajueduishijiade，linkangdunshidaizhule，etoushanglenghanzhimao。
“这......”
qiyurenyedoumianmianxiangqu，tamenzenmeyemeixiangdaolinkangjuranhuisongyifujiahuajilinlaoyezizhushou。
“该死的！”
linkangyanzhuyizhuan，yipaidatui，yifufennudeyangzi，“wojuranbeipianle，zheige**，wohualezhengzhengwubaiwan，juranmailegejiahua，wohuitouyidingzhaotasuanzhang。”
yuanlaishibeipianle......
zhongrenhuangran，jiushuome，linkangkeshilaoyezideqinsunzi，zenmekenenghuiguyimaijiahuahunonglaoyezi，kebushiyangfanzheigewairennengbide。
“jiusuankanggebeirenpianle，danyeshihualewubaiwande，huashijiade，danxinyishizhende，zongbiniyigefeiwuzhuixuhuawuwanmaigepoyehuqiangshangbaibei！”linjuanmangzhanchulaiweilinkangshuohua。
zhongrendunshidiantou，bucuo，jiusuanhuawubaiwanmaileyifujiahua，danyeshihuozhenjiashidexinyi，qishiyangfanyigefeiwuzhuixuyouzigezhizhidiandiande？
“erqienigangcaishuowodefengxueguoyouwenti，niyoushenmezhengju？”linjuanbuyiburaodao，xixuedekanzheyangfan，zheifengxueguokeshitacongputuoshanpaimaihuimaixialaide，huozhenjiashi。
“zhenzhengdefengxueguochengxianxianhongse，danshinizheimeishianhong。”yangfanshuodao，fengxueguoshuyulingwu，tazai《guiguyijing》limianjiandaoguoxiangguanmiaoshu，zhidaofengxueguokendingshichuwentile，danshizhiyushenmewenti，tahaizhenbuzhidao。
“yipaihuyan。”linjuanbuxiedao，“zheikeshiwocongputuoshanpaimaihuishangmaixialaide，shoujudouzaizheili，nilianfengxueguoshishenmedoubuzhidaoba，haiganzaizheilifangpi，zhenshikexiao。”
“nibuxinyemeibanfa，danshiwoquannizuihaobiebazheimeiguozijilaoyezichi，fengxueguoshilingwu，lingwuyidanchanshengbianzhi，keshiyouhaide。”yangfanyaotoudao，wujibifan，yidanlingwusangshileyuanxiaoguo，neiwuyiyuduyao。
“kexiao，wokeshiyeyedeqinsunnv，nanbuchengwohainenghaileyeyebucheng，wokannijiushijianbudebierenhao，zijihuawuwankuaimaigepoyehudiulelian，juranzaizheilihuyanluanyu。”shuowan，linjuannazhefengxueguozoudaolinlaoyezishenbian，zhijiedileguoqu，yangfanhaixiangshuoshenme，danhaishirenzhule。
“jiushi，jiusuanwodehuashijiade，neiyeshibeirenmengpian，zongbinihuawuwanmaigepoyehuqiangbaibei！”linkangyehaobukeqidefengcidao。
linkanglinjuanmanlianbiyidekanzheyangfan，ququyigefeiwuzhuixu，juranrangtamendiulian，jianzhikexiao。
“好了！”
linlaoyezibaibaishou，bumandesaoleyiyanyangfan，“lairen，badongxiqinglixia，jintianwohaiyaoqingleguike，keqianwanbiezaiguikemianqianshitai。”
suiranlinkangdehuashijiade，danxinyizugoule，zhiyuguanyufengxueguodeshiqing，linlaoyezizhijiedangyangfanfangpi，yigefeiwudezhuixu，nengzhidaoshenme。
贵客？
谁啊？
“laolina，buhaoyisi，wolaiwanle。”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，menkouchuanlaishengyin，xiayike，yidaoshenyingzoulejinlai。
“shita，yunbaogedezhengjingli，meixiangdaotajuranlaile。”
“laoyezixihaoguwan，genzhengjinglirenshiyezhengchang。”
jiandaolaizhe，bushaorenluchuhuangranzhise，laoyezixihaoguwan，jieshiyunbaogedezhengjingliyezhengchang，suiranzhengjinglizhishiyunbaogedeyigejingli，danyeshijiangchengguwanjieyoutouyoulianderenwule。
danshizaizhengjinglichuxiandeneiyike，linkangdeliansequeshidouranjianyibian，muguangshanshuoqilai，buzhehenjidewanghoutuilejibu。
“yi？yangxiongdi，nizenmeyezaizheier......”
zhengjingliganggangjinmen，haimeilaidejigenlinlaoyezidazhaohu，bianshiyiyankandaolerenqunzhongdeyangfan，lianmangyingleshangqu，zaiyunbaoge，yangfanwuwankuaipaixiajiazhiyiqianduowandeqingluanfengyinping，yanguangzhidula，jiusuantazheigeguwanlaoshoudouqinpeibuyi。
“niyelaicanjialinlaoyezideshouchen，mofei......”zhengjingliluchuhuangranzhise，zaiyunbaoge，yangfanjujuezhuduofuhaoyiqianduowandetianjia，erxuanzejiangqingluanfengyinpingnaquzuoshengriliwu，jingshizheilinjiajiazhu。
dangjiandaotangtangyunbaogezhengjinglijurangenyigefeiwuzhuixudazhaohu，bushaorendouluchubukesiyizhise，linlaoyeziyebuyouzhoumei。
“laolina，nibuhoudaoa，renshiyangfanzheidengjianbaodashi，nijuranbujieshaojiworenshi。”haimeilaidejishuohua，zhengjinglibianyilianyouyuandekaikou。
鉴宝大师？
杨凡这个废物？
“zhengjingli，nirencuorenleba，yangfanjiushizanmenlinjiayigefeiwuzhuixu，nashishenmejianbaodashi。”linlaoyezihaimeishuohua，chenpingjiupobujidaiderangrangleqilai，biyidesaoleyiyanyangfan。
鉴宝大师？
呸！
他也配？
wenyan，zhengjinglixianshiyileng，zheicaifaxianzhouweideqifenyoudianguai，shunjianmingbaileguolai，lenghengyisheng，dashengkaikou，“jintian，zaiwomenyunbaoge，yangxiaoyouyiwuwanjiagejianlouyizhiwanhaowusundeqingluanfengyinping，jiazhichaoguoqianwan，jijingsizuo，zheidengyanguang，jiulianwodouzikuiburu，chengtaweidashiyouhebuke？”
“zheijianshijianzhengrenhenduo，xianchanggengyoushuweijiangchengfuhaoyuanchujiayiqianwubaiwangoumai，yangfanxiaoyoudouweikengeai，shuoshiyaonaquzuoshouli，meixiangdaoguoshouzhirenjuranshilaolinnia，zhenshigongxinile。”
zhengjinglishuowan，zhenggelinjialuozhenkewen。
zhongrenbuyueertongdekanxiangledishangneiduisuipian，yigegebiaoqingjingcaileqilai，chenpingliansechaneijiancanbaiqilai，changzidouhuiqingle，linlaotaiyegengshishuangmushishengdedingzheyijingyidisuipiandeqingluanfengyinping，shoubuduanzhandou。
ruguoshibierenshuozheihua，tamenzirandanggexiaohua，keshuochuzheihuadekeshiyunbaogedezhengjinglia。
古玩界的权威！
tadehuaruoshidoubukexin，haiyousheidehuakexin？
“yangfanxiaoyou，jiangnideqingluanfengyinpingnachulairangtamenkaikaiyanba。”zhengjinglimuguangzhuoredekanzheyangfan。
“baoqianlezhengjingli，kongpayaorangnishiwangle。”yangfanyaoyaotou，wunaidao，“bushiwobuxiangnachulai，ershiyijingnabuchulaile。”
shuozhe，yangfanchaozhedishangdesuipiankanqu，zhengjingliyileng，qichuhaiyoudianyihuo，danshishunzheyangfandemuguangkandaodishangneiyiduishuxidesuipian......
“sheisheigande？！”zhengjingliliandoulvle，zheikeshiwanhaowusundeqingluanfengyinping，shifenzhengui，bujinjinshijinqiannenggouhengliangde，xianzaijuran......shuaisuile。
他，怎能不怒？
yidaodaomuguangluozailechenpingdeshenshang，houzheyizhan，liansejubian，pokoudamadao，“kanshenmekan，guanwoshenmeshi，wonazhidaoneigepoye......pingzineimezhiqian？”
“zaishuole，nimenbuyebalinkangwubaiwanmaidejiahuadangbao，bazheigeshenmepingzidangyehuma，ganmaxianzaijiuguaiwo？”
wubaiwandejiahuadangbao，qingluanfengyinpingdangyehu？
zhengjingliyileng，zheicaizhuyidaoyipangsihuaide《yunmengshanshuitu》，youfaxianlinkangneiduoduoshanshandeshenying，shunjianmingbaileyiqie。
“hehe，wubaiwan？zheifu《yunmengshanshuitu》shiwoqinshoulinmo，shoujiashiwan，woshuodemeicuoba，linxiansheng。”zhengjinglixixuedekanzhelinkang。
哗~~
cihuayichu，quanchangdoufeitengle，gezhongbiyidemuguangluozailinkangshenshang，jiweibuxie，gangganghaichuixuzijihualewubaiwanmaidehua，zhuanyanjianjiubeidalian，gengkexiaodeshi，juranjiangyangfanjiazhiyiqianduowandezhenbaoshiweilaji，jianzhixiaohua。
“你！”
zuiqianfang，linlaoyezilianseyeshiyizhenqingyizhenbai，jiazhiyiqianduowandebaobeimeilebushuo，zijizuikanzhongdeqinsunzijuranhaihuashiwanmaigejiahuaqipianziji，qinengbunu，dangchangqideliangyanyifan，chadianzhijiehunguoqu。
“yeye，yeyeninzenmele？”
linxuandengrenlianseyibian，ganmangchongleshangqu，fuzhulinlaoyezi，yilianjinzhang，zhidaolinlaoyezidelaomaobingyoufanle。
“duile，fengxueguoyoujiangxueyadegongxiao，yeye，ninganjinchixia。”huran，linjuanxiangqilaishenme，jiangfengxueguozhijienaleguolaiweilinlaoyezichixia。
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