huyouguanghuyouliangshiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zhidaotafaxianleyibenshenmiderijiben，zheichengweiletamingyundezhuanzhedian。zaidiaozhuodexiaoshuo《zhonghuoyishi，wobaituozhagekongzhi》zhong，huyouguanghuyouliangbeijuanruleyigechongmanmituanheweixiandeshijianzhizhong。tajiangmianlinwushudetiaozhanhedirendezhuiji，jiekaiyinzangzaiyinyingzhongdezhenxiang。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuokourenxinxian，yijincoudeqingjiehejingcaidemiaoxielingduzhezhemi，laidaojiudiandatang，wodianleyibeikafeidakaidiannao。gangcaijindaojiudianfangjianshi，wochentamenbuzhuyizaimenkoufanglezhenkong……。
第二章
wanggangdaizhesangedahanduzaimenkou。
genshangyishiyiyang，wanggangtaishouyigeerguangdazailiunadelianshang。
“buyaoliande**！kanwohuijiazenmeshoushini！”
wanggangshichulemingdejiabaonan，yiyanbuheduiliunafeidajima，yaobuliunayebuhuizaiwodagezheilizhaoanwei。
“goudanidexiaobailianni？jilaozigunchulai！”
wangganghuanshisizhou，ehenhendikanxiangwoba。
“shitama？made，liunanishibushixialeyanjing，zhaogegenwonianlingchabuduodeyoushenmebenshi？”
我爸立刻反驳。
“zheiweixiaoxiongdinikanqingchulezaishuohua，wolaopokejiuzaiwoshenbianzhanzheni。”
“neijiushini！jiwochulai！”
wanggangkanjianduozaiwobashenhoudehuyouliang，yibajiangtalazhechulai。
“xiaoxiaonianjijiuzhidaochumaishentigouyinyouhunzhifu，ganshuiwolaopo，wojintianrangnichubulezheigemen。”
“给我动手！”
jigerenhuishouchongxianghuyouliang，yankanzhehuyouliangyaobeida。
“nimentingwojieshi，zhendebushiwo。”
wanggangtingxiadongzuotaiyankanxiangliuna，keshiliunayijingtaopaole。
tahuiguoshenlaixionghendedingzhehuyouliang。
“made，jilaozidailvmaozibugouxianzaihaiganbawodangshazi？”
wanggangrucifanying，womaganjinshangqianbanghuyouliangshuohua。
“wojianeigenizi，ganchuzheizhongshi，wozhenshimeilianhuole。”
“nimenzuihaoshuodeshizhenhua，fouzechibuledouzhezou。”
wanggangdingzhewobadeyanjing。
wobayouxieyouyugangyaokaikoushuochushiqing。
“不......”
womalikelanzhuwoba，jiangwobaladaoshenhou。
“zheishiwomenyijiarenyeshigangzhidao。”
wanggangzheihuichedixiangxinlewomashuodehua。
womingzhidaowomapianxin，kecikezhiguanganshoutaduiwodepaoqi，neixinhaishiyouxiediluo。
woguandiaodiannaoqishenxiangdiantizouqu。
nimenjiranxuanzepowozangshui，
neijiubieguaiwoluojingxiashile！
wogangzoudaofangjianmenkou，womafanyingxunsujiangwoxiangwaitui，“nizheigenizi，haibuganjinpao，rendouzaizheidengnibantianle，nihaigansongshangmenlai！”
duomeedudenvrena，tazheimeshuojiushijiangmaotouchedizhixiangwo。
wanggangkanxiangwodeyanshenchongmanleshayi，tatingxinlewomadehua。
“tamade，xiaobailiannihaiganhuilai，kanwobudasini。”
“慢着！”
wotuihouyutamenbaochianquanjuli，yanjingkanxianghuyouliang。
“nimenbuyaobeitapianle，liujiechuguiderenshita。”
“nimadouyijingjiaodaile，nihaiganpianlaozi？”
“buxinnimenkan。”wonachushoujijitamenkan，zhaopianshangshihuyouguangheliunalouzaiyiqide**zhao。
zheishiwozaidiannaoshangfaxiande，kenengshihuyouliangtoutouyongwodediannaowangjishanchule。
lianlaotianyedouzaibangzhuwo。
wanggangqiangguoshoujizixizaiwohehuyouliangzhongjianzuoduibi。
“made，jingranpianlaozi！jiwoda！”
wanggangcongkudoulitaochubishoubeiwomayibaqiangguorengchufangjian。
“tamade，nizheige**ganhuailaozidehaoshi，jingranweiledaerziwuxianzijixiaoerzi。rucipianxindefumujiubuyinggaihuozaizheigeshishang。”
wanggangwojinshuangquanyixiayixiazazaiwomadelianshang，qitasangedahanyemeiyouxianzhejiangwobahehuyouliangdadaozaidishang，tongkuaihao。
wozhanzaipangbiankanrenao，haishisongyaoyaojiaolaijiudiandebaoanjieshulezheichangnaoju。
wobamahehuyouliangbeidadebiqinglianzhong，sangerentangzaidanjiashangbeitaizou，xinliyazhibuzhudekaixin。
wotaijiaojiangbishoutikai，kexizheiyishiyouwomadecanyu，huyouliangmeiyoutihuidaobishoucharuxiongtangdeganshou。
buguozhenzhengdehaoxicaiganggangkaishi。
wanggangxiashousuiranzhong，danhaozaimeidongdao，zhishibeiguanyajiaoxun，yinweiyouqianyoushimeijitianjiubeibaoshichulai。
wobamanianjidalejingguoruciyijie，zaiyiyuantangleyigeyuecaichuyuanhuijia，huyouliangbeidadeneizangchuxuequanshenduochuguzhe，yijiutangzaibingchuangshanghunmibuxing。
wozuozaishafashangkandianshi，womayijinwujiujiangguaizhangrengzaiwoshenshang，“nizheigebuxiaozi，wohenibachadianbeinihaisi，nijingranjiansibujiu！”
“womentangzaiyiyuandezheiyigeyue，nisinaqule？”
woduokaiguaizhangzhanqishenzuoyangzidechanfuzhuwoma，“ma，jiangshushushuohuiquzhaogunide，nandaotashuohuabusuanshu？”
“ma，wohuijiazhunbeinimenzhuyuanyongdedongxi，kanjianjiangshushuguiguisuisuidezaimenwai，kanjianwowenniqunale？woshuonizhuyuan，tamanliandanxinshuoyidinghuiquzhaoguni。”
wokuaisudeshuowanzheixiehua，xinliwubitongkuai。
jiangshushushiwomadexianghao。
womazongshichenzhewobabuzaijia，jiubawoganchujiamen，rangjiangshushulaiwomenjia，hairangdagejiaojiangshushubaba。
meiciwodoudunzaichuanghudixiatouting，womayiweiwoxiaoshenmeshidoubuzhidao。
wobalimatingchuwohualideyisi，chongzhewomaheilian。
womaxinxudebugankanwoba，taiqishoujiuyaodawo！
wobaquemeiyoufangguowoma，“youguangkouzhongdejiangshushushishei？”
womachongzhewodengyanjingtiaomei，shiyiwobuyaozailuanshuohua。
wojiazhuanghaidekaikou，“ba，nihaishiwenwomaba，wohaipa。”
wobashanshenzhandaowomianqian，jiangwohuzaishenqian，“kuaishuo，nijiuzhipanima？bupawoma？”
wozhenggerentanruandezuozaishafashang。
womazhanzaineiquanshendouzaifadou，xiaoshengzhoumawo，zuozhezuihoudejinggao。
“xiaotuzaizi，laoniangyibashiyibaniaobanisihouda，nixianzaijingranwangnilaoniangtoushangkoushipenzi，niyaoshizaiganluanshuohua，wojiujiangnidasi。”
tachongguolaijiuyaoyongshuangshousiwodezuiba。
wolianmangdangzhulian，jiazhuangwuzhudashengqiujiu，“ba，womayaodasiwo，nikuaijiuwo！”
wobajiangwomayonglituidaozaidishang。
“wozaiwenniyibian，nishuodehuashizhendema？”
wofengkuangdiantouquehaipadekanxiangwomahouyouyaotou，ranhouwuzhuerduodahan，“wobuzhidao，womeikanjianwomajitadadianhua。”
wobayanlishunjianfachuliangguang，zoudaowomamianqianqiangguowomadeshouji。
dianhualingyitouchuanlaijiangshushuxingfendeshengyin，“qinaide，zenmezheimekuaijiuxiangwole？nilaogongyoubuzaijiama？”
wobajiangshoujiehenhendeshuaizaidishang，zhizhewomadebizidama。
“nizheige**，jingranbeizhewozhaonanren！”
womafengkuangfourenjiushibuchengren，shuozijishibeiyuanwangde，wobazhuazhewomadetoufabatatuojinwoshi。
wotouyicikanjianwobarucifennu，zhiqianyizhitinghuadehaolaogongdangranwucun。
woshifangmenbeiwobaguanshang，womakongjubutingpaida，buyihuichuanlaiwomatongkudeaihaosheng。
wojianqiwomadeshoujijianchashifoubeishuaihuai，xinqingyuyuedezuozaishafashangbadianshishengyindiaodayaguowomadekuhansheng。
haihaoshoujimeiyoushuaihuai，fouzehuihuailewohoumiandejihua。
woqinaidemama，nixianzaisuoshoudeyiqieyousuandeleshenme？
wohuihaohaobaodashangyishiniduiwodepianai。
wobapibeidezouchuwoshi，wozhengzaixuepingguopijiazhuangbuxiaoxingeposhouzhi。
wobakanzhewoliuxuedeshouzhixianruchensi。
diertianwobadaizhewoquleyiyuan，bingrangyishengjihunmidehuyouliangyechoulexue，zuoqinzijianding。
jieguochulaideneitian，wobaxinqingfuzadejiangwolouruhuaili。
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