zhujiaoshiqinfansongwanyudexiaoshuojiao《zuijiashangmennvxu》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshilinzhonghuoxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：zhangshengwuqiannian，jiushizhuanshishenlunweizhuixu！jiaoqilengdan，shoujinlengyan，ranjiuzhuanzhangshengzhihou，jiaoqichenfu，shenmoguilai，direnranxueshiwanli！......
wurendeshulinzhong，qinfanpanxierzuo，ananyunzhuanqile《jiuzhuanzhangshengjue》。
henkuai，tiandijianyisisiweiruodelingqiyuyueguangjinghuaronghe，shunzheqinfanzhoushenmaokongzuanrutinei。
zheiyike，qinfandepirou、guge、jingmai、qiaoxuequandoufashengzhefantianfudidebianhua，meiyikechenshuidexibao，douzaifusuzhe。
不知过去多久……
qinfandetineichuanchuyizhenhongming，hunshenzhouransanfachudaodaojinguang。
同时……
轰隆隆……
夜空中电闪雷鸣。
qinfanmengranzhengkaishuangyan，meiyuyunhancangsang，mouzhongsiyouriyue。
zhourankanxiangyekong，danrankaikou：“yicizhuanxiueryi，xiaoxiaotianlei，jiwosan……”
shengyinbuda，quefangfoxiangchezhenggeyekong，jiujiuhuidang……
zhonghaishijiao，yizuohaohuadezhuangyuanzhong，shoufuchenwanguanzhouranjingxing，kuaisupaodaowaimian，kanxiangyekong，haobuyouyudeguizaidishang，“laoshi，nin……guoranhaihuozhe！”
zhonghaidixiahuangdi，leitianhao，cikezhengpazailianggejuesemeinvdedupishang，danquezhouranmiansedabian，yibajianglianggemeinvbokai，heranchonglechuqu，tongyangguizaidishang，“qinxiansheng，ninhuilaile，zhongyuhuilaile！ninfangxin，xiaoleiyidinghuizhaodaonin，yidinghui！”
jiangnandiyihaomen，yejia。yelaoyezitongyangwangzheyekongguibaizaidi，ersunqianlaiquanzu，quebeiyelaoyeziyishenglihe，quandougenzheyiqiguixia，kouzhongnannandao：“engong，xiaoyezijiuzhidao，ninyidinghuiduguonanguande……”
huaxiazhuduoyinshili，zaizheiyike，fenfenbeijingdong！
taipingyangdeyizuoshenmihuangdaoshang，yimingheipaorenpingkongchuxian，xuduowuyabianfubeijingfei，hunshentouchuyinsendeqixi，kanbuqingqimiankong，yinyinzhinengkandaoyishuangxinghongdeshuangyan，cikekanxianghuaxiayekong，fachuleguaiyideshengyin：“hehe……wozunjingdelaoshi，nizhongyuchuxianle……”
……
yekongzhongdedianshanleimingxiaosan，fangfobeihetuiyiban。
“zhongyu……duguole！”qinfanhuanhuanzhanqishen。
jiuzhuanyiguo，yanxiayaozuode，jiushirangdijiuzhuanyuanman，ruci……biankezhantiandao，taxianyu！
“shishihoulianxiyixiawoneixiehoushoule。”qinfanshuangshoufuli，kanxiangyekong。
zhiqiantabeipantubeipan，yizhiyuzheisanniantameiganlianxirenhehoushou，yinweizaiwushuaizhuangtaixia，tasheiyebunengxin。
dangangcaiduguoledijiucizhuanxiu，duiyusheishipantu，taxinzhongyiranmingle。
suoyi，neixiezhongchengyutadehoushou，tayekeyianzhongdongyongle。
zheiyangxiangzhe，qinfandasuanmingtianxianquzhaoyixiachenwanguan，rangqixianbangtashoujiyixieyaocai。
bijingxianzaitiandilingqikuifa，xiangyaoduanshijianneijiangdijiuzhuanxiulianyuanman，bixudejiezhuwaiwu。
xinxiangjian，qinfanzaibujiuhouhuidaolexiaoqu。
jinwu，tuikaiwoshimen，kandaosongwanyuhaizaichenshuidangzhong。
qinfanshengpachaoxingsongwanyu，suoyimeigankaideng，zhihaonieshouniejiaodeguanshangmen，kaishidadipu。
zheisannian，tadoushidadipushuide。
zhishigangzaidishangpuhaomaotan，songwanyubianfanlegeshen，beiziyebeitatikaile。
raoshiqinfanhuolewuqiannian，yerenbuzhuananyanlemokoushui，zouhaoqingqingzouguoqu，xiangbangsongwanyugaihaobeizi。
ranergangjiangbeiziweiweitiqi，songwanyubianhuranzhengkailemeimou，“nixiangganshenme？”
“meishenme，jiushixiangbangnigaihaobeizi。”qinfangangadejieshidao。
“不用！”
songwanyudeshengyinhenleng，“nizuihaobuyaoduiwoyourenhefeifanzhixiang，fouzewosuishikeyigennilihun！”
dangchutagenqinfanjiajiehun，shijuedeqinfanweirenlaoshi，erqiewufuwumu，yigerenyenengshengdiaohenduomafan。danjiehunhou，qinfanqueliangegongzuodoubuzhao，zhendehenwonang，henduoshidouzuoderangtashifenshengqi。
tayouxiangguogenqinfanlihun，keneiyangdehua，fumukendingyoubizhetaganjinjiehun，shenzhihaihuijitazhaoxiefuerdai。fanzhengdoushibuxihuan，yuqibeiyigefuerdaizhangwozhudaoquan，haiburutazaiqinfanzheiliyongyouzhudongquan。
zheiyeshitayizhinengrenshouqinfanzheimewonangdeyuanyin。
“好吧！”
……
次日清晨。
qinfanzaozaodaoyaocaishichangmaileyixiezhongcaoyao，huilaihou，kaishiyongzuowangangdanshengzaitineideyilvzhenqijinxingtilian，zuizhongfangrushaguozhongaozhi。
zheiyaotang，zhuxiaoshihuoxuehuayu，shijitaneizhuyuandelaozhangrenaozhide。
qishiqianliangtiantajiuyouaozhiyaotangjilaozhangrenzhituidexiangfa，danaozhizheizhongyaotangxuyaoyongzhenqitilianyaocai，dangshitahaizaiwushuaizhuangtaixia，tineimeiyouzhenqi，suoyicaituodaojintian。
dagaiyigexiaoshihou，yaotangchuguo。
然而这时……
“feiwu，nizaigaoshenmeya！zheiweidaoexinsile！”
songxiaohanniezhebizizhanzaichufangmenkou，baixidexiaoshouerbutingzaimianqianshanlaishanqu。
songwanyuyezouleguolai，“qinfan！niyouzaichoushenmefeng？”
qinfanjiangyaotangdaojinbaowenbeizhong，ninghaogaizi，shuodao：“wojibaaozhileyixieyaotang，duizhiliaobadeshuangtuihuiyouqixiao！”
“qixiaogepi！nigefeiwudongshenme？sheizhidaoniaodezheixiedongxiyoumeiyoudu！”songxiaohanmeihaoqideshuodao。
“nibiegenzhetianluanlexingma？jintianjianpingcongguowaituorenjihuilaideyaojiudaole，tanengzhihaowoba！”songwanyukanxiangqinfandemeimouzhongtouchuwunai。
zheishi，songwanyudeshengyinxiangle，nachuyikan，zhijianbeizhushangxiezhe“wujianping”！
jietinghou，songwanyushuoleju：“hao，wohexiaohanmashangxialai。”
“zouba，jianpingzailouxiadengwomen。”
songwanyuguaduandianhua，gensongxiaohanyiqizoulechuqu。
qinfanxianglexiang，yenazhezhuangyaotangdebaowenbei，genlechuqu。
waimian，wujianpingdebaomax3tingzaineili，jiansongwanyuhesongxiaohanzouchulaihou，likehuanglehuangshouzhongdeyipingyaoji，shuodao：“wanyu，nikan，yaojidaole，womenxianzaijiuquyiyuanjishushubatuizhihao。”
“谢谢你，键平。”
“上车吧。”
wujianpingbangsongwanyuhesongxiaohandakaichemen，ranhouzijizuojinlejiashiwei。
zheishi，qinfanzoulechulai，“woyequba。”
songwanyukanleyanqinfan，jinguanqinfanwonang，danzaizenmeyeshitamingyishangdelaogong。ranertahaimeilaidejidiantou，jiashiweishangdewujianpingbianyaokaichechuangdao：“buhaoyisi，jintianwozheichetaiganjing，kongpazuobuxianile！”
赤果果的嘲讽！
“wozijiyouche！”qinfandandandepielewujianpingyiyan。
wujianpingchouleyanbuyuanchudesanlun，lengxiaoyisheng，kaizhebaomayangzhangerqu。
qinfanzhihaoqishangzijidesanlun，xiangzhongxinyiyuanganqu。
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