第一章 长生五千年,沦为赘婿

“xiaohan,yuanlaizheimaiguanbingdexiaozijiushinijiefua?”

“wotingshuonizheijiefushigedaochamen,erqiehaihenwonang,shima?”

“zeze……nijieneimepiaoliang,zenmejiupianpianzhaolezheimegewonangfei,haihaoyisichulaimaiguanbing,hehe……”

zhonghaidaxuemenkou,songxiaohantingzhetongxuemendechaofeng,qiaolianeryipiantonghong,xinzhongshifenshanghuo。

“nimenbizui!zheifeiwubushiwojiefu,genwomeibanmaoqianguanxi!”

songxiaohanqihuhudedengleyanshenpangdeqinfan。

qinfanchuanzheyishenlianjiadeyifu,weizheyitiaoweiqun,youzizide,kanqilaiyouxiezang。

zaitashenqian,shiliangguanbingsanlunche。

“wojiezhenshixialeyan,zenmejiuzhaonizheimegefeiwu?laolaoshishizhaogetimiandegongzuobuxingma?feichulaimaiguanbing!maijiumaiba,haipaowoxuexiaomenkoulaimai,nibuxiandiurenwohaixianni!”

songxiaohanganjuejintiandiurendiudale,yueshuoyueqi。

“我……”

“nishenmeni,diurenxianyan!”

songxiaohanxiunaodetuchusigezi,kuaibuliqu。

qinfanweiweitanlekouqi,zhihaozaineixiexueshengchaofengdemuguangzhong,qishanglesanlun。

huiqudelushang,huadengchushang,qinfansixuwanqian。

wuqiannianqian,takaishixiulian《jiuzhuanzhangshengjue》!

cengzhuyanhuangerdidazhanchiyou,chuan《huangdineijing》《shennongbaicaojing》zaofuhouren。

yecengdianbolaoziwuchu《daodejing》,qiqingnianxichuhanguguan。

chuanguiguziqimendunjiazhishu,rangqishejujianzaobingmayong。

hourangyingzhengyitongliuguo,zhulongmaizhangcheng。

yuxishigongguoyu,peizhaojunchuguosai,yudiaochanyuexiazhangmian,peiyuhuanxixihuahai。

zhugekongmingzuntaweishizu,guanyujingtarushenming。

linglishiminxiquzhenjing,youdatangbainianshengshi。

赐包拯青天神印。

授李白青莲剑歌。

wuqiannian,zaojiulelishizhanghe,chengjiulehuihuangrenwu。

只是……

《jiuzhuanzhangshengjue》xuyaolijingjiucizhuanxiu,meicizhuanxiu,douhuijinruzuixuruodewushuaizhuangtai。

yinci,meicizhuanxiu,tadouhuitiqianbuju,yizuiwentuodefangshiduguo。

qianbacizhuanxiu,tadouchenggongduguo。

raner,zaitadijiucizhuanxiushi,quezaodaoyimingpantudebeipan。

suiranzuizhongtaolechulai,danwushuaizhuangtaixiadeta,wubixuruo,erqiehaishenshouzhongshang,yanyanyixi。

xingkuidangshisongxiaohandejiejiesongwanyujiuleta,haizaiyiyuanzhaoguletahaozhangyiduanshijian。

houlai,songwanyubeifumubihun,wunaizhixia,biantichugentazuoyiduijiafuqidexiangfa。

dangshitasuiranshangshihuifu,danwushuaizhuangtaihaimeijieshu,erqieweilefangzhipantuzhaodaota,biandayingsongwanyu,zuolesongjiadeshangmennvxu。

zhishizaisongjiadezheisannian,xiaoyizijingchangduitagezhongshihuan,haibaibanxianqibishi。

zhangmuniangyeshiyijiandaotajiumeihaolianse。

jinguanzaisongjiarenqitunsheng,danhuolewuqianniandeta,haiyoushenmebunengkandande?

hekuangsongwanyuduitayouen,rongrensongwanyudejiaren,yeshiliyouyingdang。

“buchuyiwaidehua,jinwanwojiunengduguowushuaizhuangtai!”

xiangdaozheili,qinfanmuguangshanshuo。

zheisannian,tashentixuruo,erqiepabeipantufaxianzijidezongji,suoyiyizhimeizhaogongzuo,yincibeidangchengwonangfei。

haoburongyijintianchulaimaigeguanbing,haizaodaolebierendechaoxiao,yijixiaoyizidexianqi。

dan,guolejinwan,tajiangyaogaibianzheiyiqie!

yilusixu,qinfanhuidaolenanyuanxiaoqu。

ranergangdaolouxia,jiukandaoyiliangbaomax3tingzaineili,chedenghaikaizhe。

shenpangzhanzheyinanyinv,nandeyizheguangxian,kanqilairenmogouyang。

nvdeshenziyaotiao,guazilian,liuyemei,xinggandejiaochunhaosixianhongdeyingtao,mingliangdeyanmouyouruyekongzhongshanliangdexing。

“秦凡?”

meinvzhengshisongwanyu,jianqinfanqizheguanbingsanlunhuilai,liumeiyizhou,“sannianbuchuqugongzuo,xianzaiwobazhuyuan,nifanermaiqileguanbing?ruguonibuxiangquyiyuanzhaoguwoba,keyizhishuo,buyongxiazheteng!”

“我……”

qinfanbenlaixiangshuo,taquyiyuanle,danzhangmuniangjiandaotajiuxinfan,batanianlehuilai。

ranerbudengtakaikoujieshi,songwanyushenpangneinandejiukaikoudao:“qinfan,nizheiyangjiutaibuxianghuale,wanyudangchuzenmejiuxialeyan,juranrangnizuosongjiadeshangmennvxu,heng!”

qinfankanxiangneinanren,ziranrenshiduifang,jiaowujianping,yiqiangensongwanyushigaozhongtongxue,houlaichuguoliuxuelejinian,qianbujiuganghuiguo,jiukaishiduisongwanyuzhankailemengliezhuiqiu,wanquanbugusongwanyuyijingjiehunle。

jihugesanchawu,wujianpingjiuhuizhaoyicisongwanyu,meicihaidangzhetamiansonghua,shenzhijingchangduitagezhongbiandi。

“wanyu,nigenta……”yiqiansongwanyucongmeijieshouguowujianping,kejintianquerangwujianpingkaichesongtahuilai,nandaowujianpingyijingbasongwanyuzhuidaoshoule?

raoshiqinfanhuolewuqiannian,cikexinliyeshifanyouyisisuanyi。

“wogenjianpingzenmeyang,niguanbuzhe。”songwanyuwanlewanxiufa,lengdandeshuodao。

wujianpingchongqinfanluchuyimolengxiao,duisongwanyushuodao:“wanyu,neimingtianwolaijieni。nifangxin,shushudetui,wokendingnengzhihaode。”

“ng,neixiexieni,jianping。”songwanyuwenroudedianlediantou,yuduiqinfandelengdanxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

“genwohaikeqishenme,woshuoguo,nideshijiushiwodeshi。”wujianpingxiaolexiao,ranhouyongtiaoxindemuguangkanlekanqinfan,zuihouzuanjinbaomache,gensongwanyuhuxiangbailebaishou,yangzhangerqu。

wujianpingzouhou,qinfanrenbuzhuduisongwanyushuodao:“wujianpingzheirenbuxing,nihaishibuyaogentajiechudehao。”

“he……”songwanyuqijierxiao:“renjiabuxing,nandaonixing?zhishaowobazhuyuanhou,jianpingyizhibangwomangqianmanghou,nini?nidouzuoleshenme?”

“我……”

“jianpingkeyizhihaowobadetui,ninengma?”

shuowan,songwanyulenglengdekanleqinfanyiyan,ranhoumaizhebizhidezhangtui,zoujinledianti。

qinfanzaicirenbuzhutanqi,yuanlaisongwanyuhurangenwujianpingzouzheimejin,shiyinweiwujianpingnengzhihaotabadetui。

qianjitian,songwanyudefuqinchulechehuo,shuangtuizhongshang,jihumianlinjiezhideweixian,basongwanyujihuaile。

qiaqiaowujianpingzhiqianzaiguowailiuxue,jiushixueyide,zheiwuyishiduifangbasongwanyuzhuidaoshoudejuejiajihui。

qinfanyangwangleyixiayekong,wunaidejinruledianti。

gangtuimenzoujinwuli,songxiaohanbiexianqidao:“zangsile,kuaixizaoqu,buxunongzangwodedongxi!duile,bawoneixieyifuyexixia,yaoyongshouxi!”shuowan,zhuanshenhuidaolezijidefangjian。

qinfanzaojiuxiguanle,huanshangtuoxie,zoujinleyushi。

mangwanhou,songxiaohanhesongwanyudouyijingshuile。

qinfanzezouchuwuzi,bansuizheyueguang,laidaolenanyuangongyuandeyipianshulindangzhong。