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欧洲,某城堡。
嘭!
“gaosuwo,daodishisheiyiyezhijiantushalieyanyongbingtuan?qishibageyongbingdoushifeiwuma?shieryuanzhuohuiyishounaorangjichudaan,wozhiwennimen,xiongshoudaodishishei?!”
zhuangshijinbihuihuangdedatingzhong,qiangbishangbianbuzhegezhonggaokejiyejingping,zhenggeshijiegegedifangdouyouqihuamian。
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“shi!”yiqunxiongtugongshenshicong。
……
jiangdongshi,yitiaoxiangdaozhong。
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limeijiandaobenpaoguolaidechenyang,tashenquzhandou。
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shuozhe,chenyangbinglengdeshuangmousaoshileneiqundamuqinderen,tapingxiyixianuhuo,zhoumeidao:“ma,tamenweishenmedani?”
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shuozhe,chenyangmaibuzouxiangjinxiangliannanziyiqunren。
jinxiangliannanzimingjiaozhangbiao,shijufujinrongyouxiangongsidewaishizhuguan。
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zhangbiaoshouzhangyihui,siwanchaopiaosaluozaidi。
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yixingwurencongyaojianchouchufenglibishou,zhijietongxiangchenyang。
真是太猖狂了!
chenyangshuangquanjinwo,rubaodouzhalie,shengyinbinghandao:“nimenqifuwojiaren,benjiuchudonglewonilin!zheitiandiguishendouyaojingwosanfen!!”
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