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“shenhaonixiaozizhangpanglea,haha。”laozhangrenfangxiaxinglibaozhushenhaopailepaishenhaodejianbang。
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zhiyoulaozhangrenzaijiadeshihou,tamencaibugantaifangsi。
jiemeiliangbafuqindexinglinahuidaofangjianliqushoushi,lizhengxianzelazheshenhaozuoxia,xiaohehedewendao:“haoer,zuijinluoerkehaihao?”
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