“aiai，nibiejiao，nibiejiao，denghuierbanijiejiaoxingle。”shenhaohuangmangdao。
jintianliluoeryijinghenleile，xianzaizhengshuyushushuiliangxiaoshiqijian，zheigeshijianduanruguojiaoxingle，duiyigerendeshengwuzhongyoujidasunhai。
“ma，ma！”xiaoyizijianshenhaohaipazijidajiao，youkaishidashenghanma。
“哎呀你别叫了。”
shenhaoganjinshangqianwuzhuletadezuiba，jinwanliluoerbixuyaoshuihaocainenghuanguoruanshensandeyaojinger，buranmingtianhaishihuihunshenweimi。
keshixiaoyiziquefaneryiweishenhaoyaoduitatumoubugui，zhengdalejingkongdeyanjing，faneryikouyaozaishenhaodeshoushang。
“niyaowoyemeiyong，zaishuole，nimajinwanbuzaijia，nixianbiehanlexingbuxing。”
我妈不在家？
xiaoyizigenghuangle，zheijiefugaibuhuishixiangpoguanziposhuai，zhijieduiwo......
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停！
shenhaobishangleyanjing，benzhefeiliwushideyuanzesongkaileshou，kuaisuhoutuidaomenbian。
“nibuyaowuhui，womeiyoufeilinidexiangfa。worangnibiejiao，shiyinweinijieyijingshuile，tahenlei，wobuxiwangnichaoxingta。”
xiaoyizitingdaozheiduanhuacaishaoweihuanguoshenlaiyidian，taganggangyiduyiweizijijinwanjiuyaoshishenle。
“neishenme，nibayifuchuanhao，woxianhuifangjian。wufenzhonghouwozaichulaixishu，nikankeyima？”shenhaoxiaoxinyiyidishuodao。
“嗯。”
xiaoyizipingshipiqihenda，danshiyudaojintianzheizhongshiqing，nalihaiganyoubandianpiqi，kanzheshenhaozhuanshenhuidaofangjianzhihou，xiaoyizizhijieyehuidaolezijidewoshi，jinjindeguanshanglemen。
shengpayounatoulanghuituranchuangjinlaiyiyang。
wufenzhongguohou，shenhaocaiyouzhongxinnazhezijidexiaoyulanzouxiangyushi，querenlimianmeirenzhihou，caikaishituoyifuxizao。
jiuzaishenhaotuoxiayifudeshihou，taqueturankandaomenhoumiandezhiwujiashangjingranhaifangzhexiaoyizideneiyi！
“zheiyatou，zenmeyebujidebazheigedaizou。”shenhaoyaoleyaotou。
tanaqixiaoyizideneiyi，zhunbeifangzailingyibianganjingdezhiwujiashang，miandezijixizaodeshihoulaokandao，ranerjiuzaitanaqineiyideyishunjian，yushidemenmengdibeidakaile！
“啊！”
zheihuihuanshenhaofengkuangyongyoushouwuzhulezijidexiati，tongshizuoshounazheneiyiwuchuanfang。
“变态！”
开门的正是小以子。
“nizenmeyouhuilaile。”shenhaowendao。
“wobuhuilai，nishibushijiuduizhewodeneiyizuoshenmehuaishile。niganjinbanidezangshounakai！”
沈浩一愣。
bashounakai？zheishishenmeyisi？
suiranbuzhidaoxiaoyizishishenmeyisi，danshishenhaohaishiguaiguaidibayoushoutaileqilai。
“bushishuozheizhishoua！a，ni**a！woshuonidezuoshou，bawoneiyihaijiwo！”xiaoyiziqijibaihuaidishuodao。
“哦哦哦！”
shenhaoyoubazijixiatishituyongyizhishougaizhu，keshimianduixiaoyizizheiyangdedameinvzaiyanqian，zijideshouyoucenglehaojixia，xiaoxiongdizaojiuyijingbutinghuadiangqilejiaoaodetoulu，
yizhiyoushougenbengaibuzhua！jueduibukenengdeshiqing！
xiaoyiziqiangguoleshenhaoshoushangdeneiyi，tongshihaibuzijueditoumiaoleyiyan。
好，好大。
nanrende，douzheimedama？zhei......zheizenmeshoudelea。
“haiyouyijian！”xiaoyizizhixiangganjinlikaixianchang。
“给。”
yitaoneiyididaoxiaoyizishouli，xiaoyizifeikuaidiguanshanglemen，tongshizaimenkouyouhuifulewangrixiaozhangdeqiyan。
“shenhaowogaosuni，niruzhuiwomenjiayejiusuanle，chengtianchihewanleyemeigezhengshi，woyejiubushuonile，xianzaihaole，meixiangdaonihaishigebiantai。dengwomamingtianhuilaile，woyaodangzhewomahewojiedemian，jielunizheigeweijunzidezhenmianmu！nidengzheqiaoba！”
xiaoyizinazheneiyiqichongchongdilikai，linzouhaibuwanghuikanyiyan。
真，真大啊。
shenhaoyehenwunai，mingmingjiushixiaoyizizaizijixizaodeshihouchuangjinlai，tabeirenkanguanglehaimeizhaorenshenyuanni，xiaoyizifaneryaoerenxiangaozhuangle。
buguobiqimingtianxiaoyizigaozhuangzheijianshi，haiyouyijiangengrangshenhaozaiyideshiqing。
ganggangdiyihuikandaochuandayujindexiaoyizideshihou，jinyinyidaoduoniandeshenhaoyiyanjiukanlechulai。
xiaoyizideshenshang......youyixieganggangxiaosandeyuqingheshanghen，erqiemingxianbushichuangshanghenji。
shenzhihaiyouliangsantianqiandexinshang！
zheigecaibuguogangshangdaxuedexiaoyizi，zenmehuishenshangdaizheshangni？
......
diertian，shenhaogancuijiuzhijiegenzongxiaoyiziyiluqushangxue，liluoerjintianshentibushi，yinggaihuizaibangongshibangongyitian，buhuiyouyingchou，yejiubuhuichushenmeshiqing。
youxiaosongbangzijikanzhe，yinggaiyebuhuiyoushenmedawenti。
fanershixiaoyizishenshangdeshang，rangshenhaohenshizaiyi。
pingjingdeyitianxiaoyuanshenghuomeishenmeyichang，xiaoyizizhengchangshangkexiake，canjiahuodong，ranerzaifangxuedeshihouquerangshenhaokandaoleyixieduanni。
“zenme，jintianhaishibuyuanyigenwomenquwanwanma？wogaosuni，jintianyaoshibupeigegemenhejibei，nidexiaoguimimingtianjiuhuibeibaguangyifudiuzailoudaoli，womenshuodaozuodao。”
jigemingxianshihunhunderenchanshanglexiaoyizi，weishoudeshiyigelvmao。
“nimenzaigansaoraowohewopengyou，wojiurangwobashoushinimen，bieyiweiwomenlijiashihaorede！”
“heng，bieyiweiwogennimenzheixiedaxiaojiedajiaodaoshao。niyoubenshinijiuquzhaoniba，daoshihouwokenengaiyidunda，niyekenenghuibeibaohuqilai，danshiwobaozheng，nideneigeguimihuibeibaguangrengzaicaochang，worangtaxiabanbeizidoumeifazuoren！”
“nibeibi！”lilianernumadao。
“wohai**ni，zenmele？yaobuyaokaolvyixiapeigegemenhejibei？nanbuchengnihaixiangxiangshangcineiyangdongshouma？wogaosuni，nihudelepengyouyishi，hubulepengyouyishi！”
lvmaoshuowanxiexiaochusheng，beichiqingyaozuichun，jintuiliangnan。
“zhiyaonipeiwomenlaodaheliangbeijiu，shaoweidaogeqian，womenjiuduizheijianshijiwangbujiu，nidepengyouwomenyebuzaisaorao，nijuedezenmeyang？”lvmaoxiaodegengguiyile。
“heliangbeijiu，daogeqiannimenjiuhuifangguowomenma？”lilianerjiannandiwendao。
“没错。”
“nei，neihaoba，zouba。”
duozaianchudeshenhaolengxiaoleyisheng，zheigexiaoyizihaizhenshidanchun，zheimezhuoliedepianjudoufaxianbule。
buguoyanxiazhijiebazheixiehunhunzoulehaoxiangyejiejuebulewenti，kanyangzijibianshidayidun，tamenhaishihuizhangqiyaoxiexiaoyizihexiaoyizideguimi。
rujinzhiji，weiyouzhijiegenzhetamen，zhaodaotamenlaodadesuozai，yilaoyongyididuandiaotamendelaochao。
shenhaoxiangdaozheili，xinshengyiji，conghuaizhongtaochuleyixieyirongyongdezhuangbei，yibiangenzong，yibianzaizijilianshangqiaoqiaokaishiyirongqilai......