《zhongsheng50,xieshouxiaxiangnvdabenxiaokang》shiwoyoutangchichuangzuodeyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhechenhulinfangzhankai,jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi,lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。“youwozheixiongdisongni,nipagechuizi。”heiziyitingzheige,dunshicongheiyinglitiaolechulai。“duia,shu,youwozaini,wozheijiusongtamenhuiqu……。
lingchensandian,laohuaigoucunderen,quanbubeijingxing。
sizhigouderou,dagai100duojin,beichenhunalaizuorenqing,yanqingquancunderen。
chuleshangshanxunzijidecunminmeirenhuodeyizhigoutuizi,qiyuderenjiazezhinengfengesanliangroudaidiangutou,yesuanshinengzhandianhunxingba。
zheibenshibuyizhicai,daoyemeiyoushenmeshebudede。
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yigeyuanzilimian,ziranshinongdexueshuijinran。
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chenlaoguanledeyachidoukanbujianle,zhizabazheyandou,zaifangyanxiagankanzhe。
chenjiadeyuanqiangshang,zaoyijingpamanlekanrenaoderen,yigegezhengxiangkonghoudeduizhetakua。
“chenlaoguan,nijiahuziyuelaiyuelihailea,yigerenjiugandiaosizhigou,jianzhishijuele。”
“zanmencunzilimian,xiangtazheimenianqingnenggandenianqingren,kebuduole,jianglaizhibudingnengquyigeyounengnaidexifuer,neirizicaihonghonghuohuoyoupantouni!”
……
“tingshuozheiyicideyegouyouxieduoai,zanmencundenonggedagoudui,jiurangnimenjiahuzidaigetouba!”
“duiduidui,youhuzizai,zanmenzheiyicidagou,yidingshouhuopofeng。”
……
“si……jirandajiahuoerdoutongyi,wojiahuziziranyezewupangdai,yuanyichuzheiyibazili,heihei……”
chenlaoguanlianshangdezheziyuefashenkele。
laohuaigoucunderen,gegeyiliangnianjiuhuizuzhirenshouqudagou,yizechanroule。
erze,zheixiechushengduirendechuxingyoujidadeyingxiang,nengxiangbanfajiangqishuliangkongzhizhudehua,duianquanyeshiyigebaozhang。
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bijing,daitouzhirenlilaiyougeguiju,keyiduofendeyixiegourou。
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zheiwanyieryiranzhinengjianmailequ,duoshaoyouxiekexi。
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weiruodehuoguang,yingzhaozaitahongpupudeliandanshang,zongrangrenyouyizhongbutaizhenshideganjue。
zheimeyikegaoyadexiaobaijua,jiuzheimebeitaqiangxingguaihuilejia,yebuzhinengliuduojiu。
唉……
tayemeiqudaraoduifang,ershijianglianggedaroubaoziyongshuzhichazhe,shenjinzaotanglimianhongkaoqilai。
henkuai,roubaozideweierjiupubierlai,nengrangrenxiangmihu。
guoran,linfangyouyourandexingleguolai。
ganjueshenbianyouren,dunshiheleyidatiao,“xiu”diyixiajiuzhanleqilai。
“nipashenme?woyoubushichailanghubao,kuaizuoxia,jinigehaochide,jinergeteyijinimaide。”
zaizheixiangxiadedifang,jiuguanfandianshenmede,doutaiguile,tamenzheixienituizi,youderenyibeiziyemeiyouxiaguoguanzichiguochaocai。
duiyutameneryan,roubaozijiuyijingshirenjianhennandedemeiweile。
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yanleyankoushui,youxiejinchidedao:“doushiwodema?nibuchiyige?haiyoudashuta……”
chenhubalianggeroubaoziquchulai,huanglehuang:“wochiguole,yigejini,yigezhenghaojiwodie。”
taziranbunengbazijidelaodiejiwangle,meiyicizhiyaoxiangdao,laodieshieside,tadouxiangshansiziji。
cishishuoshayebuyaobalaodieyangdebaibaipangpangde,duohuoshangjinian。
linfangjianbushichidushi,xinlisongleyikouqi,daoyedafangdejieguobaozi,yibianchi,yibianhanhubuqingdedao:“jintianchiniyigebaozi,yihouwohuihainishige,jueduibuhuilaizhangde,nijiufangxinba!”
chenhutiaoletiaomei,zheimexianghaiqingzheirenqingzhai?
neitaruoshijidezaiduoyixie,haibuqinglezaban?
以身相许嘛?
咳咳……
chenhuzoujintangwudeshihou,kandaodejiushilaodiehaizaibadabadadechouyan,xianranshitaiguoxingfen,jingermeiguoshuibuzhe。
“die,nishentibuhao,zheiyanhaishijieleba,youshahaode,doushihairendedongxi。”
“keke……zheidouchouxiguanle,yishibanhuierdeyejiebudiao……”
chenhukebuxiangguanzhe,zhijiebayanganerjitashouleqilai。
“denggaimingerge,wojininonggexiqidehuanhuankouwei,nigaihechaba!”
“azhei……nizheihaizi,zanjianayoushenmechaye,nimobushiyaoluanhuaqianqumaizheizhongdongxi?”
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“nuo,baozijinile,chenrexianchile!”
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chenhuzhijiejiangbaozisaichenlaoguandezuili。
zheixiahaole,zhanletadekoushuile,tabuchiyebuhuiyourenchile。
“ai……bujiushisizhigouma,kannishuodeshenmehutuhua,zanzuorenbunengpiaoa,dewenzhongyidian,nizheiyangzi,hairuhedaizherenqudagou?”
“haiyoua,nizheidamaodajiaodemaobing,zhendegaigai,guorizibushizheiyangde……”
chenlaoguanyibianchichichi,yibiantaotaotao,yikeyemeixianzhe。
chenhujingjingditingzhe,yebugang,zhijuedecishicike,jiusuanbeimagegouxuepentou,yeshiyijianhenxingfudeshiqing。
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