shanchuanshuimingxiuweiwomendailaileyibujingcaidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《zhongsheng64，lierenchushen，qinvbeiwochongshangtian》，zhujiaolufengliuqingdegushidiedangqifu，rangrenpengfudaxiaoyouluolei。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijizhiyoumodeduibaihekourenxinxiandeqingjiexiyinlewushuduzhe。“nishichangnianshoulieroudema，jiaoshenmemingzi，womeijianguonizheihaorenwu，tuanhuohaishigeren？”lufengshangyishichanghezheiqunhei……。
第5章
laidaotiqianshezhidexianjingchu。
yinruyanliandeyimu，rangyouzheduonianshouliejingyandelufengyeyouxienanyizhixin。
yizhibeitaosuoxianjinglaqilaidedongbeilang，buduandeaihao。
houzhibeitaosuodiaoqi，duzishangdehuisepimaobeirandeanhong，diluodexueyejiangdishangdebaixueyunran。
langdeduzizhongyangmingxianyouyigexiaohuokou，xingzhuangyebuguize，bingbuxiangshirenweidedaojusuowei。
nanbucheng，haiyouqitaroushidongwudingshangleta。
suijiceguoshenzidiaozhengleshiye，lufengdingjingyikan，beidongbeilangshentidangzhudehaiyouyigedongwu。
shisheli，yangmaokusimaoyulaohudejiehe，tuotuoderoushidongwu。
tasihuzaibuduanzhemozhezheitoulang，chenzhelangbeixianjingkunzhudongdanbude，aihaohunzheshengyingdejujiaosheng。
langweiwulidisaoguoluoye，xuezhujianzaishelipengsongdeerjian。
taquewaizhetou，yongyachifanfunianzhelangjibei，xiangzaibawanyijierenxingshizudemoyabang。
kanzheyanqianchangjing，lufengshouzhongdekanchaidaojinjinwozhu，buyoudegantandao。
“chentabingyaotaming，zheizhaoshitingcongming，dantanglangbuchanhuangquezheigezhishihaiqianque，kuangqiechidehaishiwodeliewu。”
kucaobeihanfengguadeqingxie，songshuyouzaidezaishuzhishangkenzhezhuazizhongdesongguo，shibushikongzhongfeiguojizhixunzhaochongzidejinchique。
sizhoujiqiningjing，lufengqiaowushengxideraodaoshelishenhoudeguanmucong。
shelizhengchenjinzaizijideyouxizhong。yiqiehenziran，bingmeiyoujuechadaozhouweidebuduijing。
beitaosuokunzhudelangzhengtongkuganshouzheshentizhujianbeisilie。
kanzhunyaohaibuwei，lufengyigetabufeibenguoqu，henjingyidaopikan。
噗呲
zhouran，shudaoxianxuepensheerchu，cizailezhouweidekucaoshang，sihugengxianyisishengji。
shelidetouheboziwanghoubeilanyaozhanduan，fenchengleliangjie。
suihoujiangkanchaidaohuixianglangdebozi，tongyangxianxuezhipen，danyuannengrangtashaoshoudiantongku。
jintianyunqijijia，maiyisongyi。
zheiyangdehaoshijibianshiduonianjingyandeliehuyehennanyudaoyici。
buguoyaojinkuaichuli，dishangyijingbeinongdequanshishouxue，xuexingweihuiyinlaibiedeshiroudongwu。
zheiliangtouliewujiaqilaiyouyibaiduojin，haihaozheitoulanghaimeichengnian，kanyangzishigexionglang，zheizhongchengniandedongbeilangtongchangnengzhangdao110jin。
buguotuozhuaizhezheiliangzhishengkouhaishiyouxiemafan，jinguanmeirenyuanyiguan，beiwairenkandaoyingxiangyebutaihao。
bijingxianzaidoushiaieshoudongderizi，nitiantianchizheimehaodenanmianhuirelaibuliangdefeiyi。
xianglinzikanqu，youbushaobaihuamuchulizainei，zhibuguodoumeileyezi。
baihuamudeshuzhikanxialailaizheixieyongzuobiandanzuihaole，renjingyexiangdangbucuo。
suihoulufengnaqizhanmanxuezidekanchaidao，zouxiangjiujindeyikezhiganxiangduibijiaobaihuashu。
kanchaidaopixiangshuzhiyushugandejiaorongchu，buyongduojiu，yigenzhangdushiyikanxia。
zaiyongkoudaichuaizhedecusheng，jianglangheshelifenbiekunbangzailiangtou。
dunzheshenzipengqilaidishangdexue，fangzaizheiliangtouliewushenshang，bingbuduanroucuoyonglaiyangaishenshangdexuexingwei。
biandanzhongjianzeshifangzaihoujingzhuigushang。
youshihoubudebupeifugurendezhihui，tiaodanqiaomiaodejiangzhongwuyalipingjunfendandaoshentishang。
manghuowanzheixieshiyeyonglebushaoshijian，xianzaizaibuxiashan，kongpayaoyinlaichailanghubaole。
zaijinchiquedemingjiaoshengzhong，lufengtiaoqibiandanwenwendezouxianglexiashandexiaolu。
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laidaoshanjiaochu，yinyinyueyuetingdaoyoujiaocaixuedideshengyin。
lufenglikeduozailepangbiandeshulinzhong，julizhongjiandexiaodaoyoushimiyuan，jiusuanluguozheiliyewenbudaoxuexingwei。
shengyinyuelaiyuejin，liangrendeshengyinranglufengyuetingyueshuxi。
是张金张银的声音。
“dage，nishuozanliangnengbunengzhuadao“feilong”，tingshuoneishanlikeyoubushaochailanghubao，chirenbutugutou。”
“hehe，chengsidandadeesidanxiaode，lufengyigerendouzhuadedao，zanmenlianggepingshabuxing？”
“dage，youdaoli，keshidageweishanawodetangcilianpendangdaijiaquhuanshangshandeditu，beixuefengshangzanjiudengdengbei。”
molemohounaoshao，zhangyinzongganjuenalibuhuasuan，bujiedetaitouwenxiangzhangjin。
“nizazheimesha，dengnigezhuadaopaozi，daoshihouhaichouzheipolianpenzima，huanchengqianzanliangdounengqushangxifu。”
zhangjinluchubuyuedeyanshen，renweizijideconghuimeirennengdong，suihoushouzhixiangdongbiancunzidefangxiangdao。
“zhidaozanzheigadayougerenrenxianmudeniangmenma，dongzicunyujie，renhao，ganhuohaimali，zanyihoujiuquzheiyangshende。”
“xingge，neizheilianpenzihuandebuqu，zanjiuquyujiezheiyangshende。”zhangyindiandiantou，duidagedehuashenxinbuyi。
jiuzheiyangliangrendaizhemeihaodehuanxiangzouxiangleshanyao......
dailiangrenliqu，lufengpailepaidayishangdesuizhiye，tiaoqibiandan。
duiyugangcailiangrendeduihualufengyouxiebujie。
meiyourenheshouliejingyanderenzaiyandongdeshanshangkehuobujiu，xinrenjiuyaoduoqingjiaolaoliehuzhishi。
shadoubudongjiushangshanbieshuodaliele，raoliangquanlianludouzhaobudao，doudedongsizailinzili。
buguozheixiekebuguizijiguan，tianyaoxiayuniangyaojiaren，suitaliangquba，nenghuozhehuilaiyeshitaliangdebenshi。
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huijiazoudeshixiaolu，zheilushangshangbingmeiyouyudaoqitawairen。
bufakuaisuchuanguoxiaolu，kandaoliuqingqianzheyayazaimenqiandenghou。
“haitadie，zheiliangtoudoushinizazhuade？kuaihuiwuli，bierangrenkandaole。”
jimangdetuikaimen，tuizhelufengxianjinqu，suihoulikeguanshang，jiangmendangshang。
“nishashihouxuedezheibenshia，wozhidaonihuizhuadianyetuyejishade，nizazhuadelanghezheiduanliangjiezidesheli？”
banglufengbabiandanfangxia，youxiejingyadekanzhetadao。
“wufeijiushinonggexianjing，zheilangjiubeikunzhule，meishanandedoushiyunqihao。”
“daihuibazheilimiandexuejifangyixia，balangmaile，shelizanmenzijiliuzhe，pimaojihaizizuotaoyifu。”
“babahaolihai，dadeguodalangye。”yayazezaiyipangguzhezhang，xiaoxixideshuo。
“haitadie，wozhidaozanjiakunnan，danniyihoushangshankedeyouzhedian，zuoshenmedoudezhuyianquanna。”
“nizouzhiqianyemeihewoshuo，yaobushikandaokanchaidaobeinazoule，wodouyaojisile...。”liuqingyouxieweiqudekanzhetadao。
“wozheibushipayingxiangnixiuxi，xiacikendingjinibaobeixia，zheiqueshiguaiwo。”shangqianbaozhuleliuqing，pailepaihoubeianweidao。
“xiuxiu，babamamaxiuxiu。”
“xifu，yayashashihounengsongquyuhongbanle。”
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