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benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu,duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《zhongshengbaling:yanglaotaiqizizhifu》,muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong,yangzhaodiwangtiezhushishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu,zuozhe“laicaiyo ”qingxinbianzhuzhong,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:“nigesiyatou!zhenshigeyumunaodaibukaiqiaodepeiqianhuo!qibaiduokuaiqiana!neimedayibiqian,nizenmejiubuzhidaozaodiannahuiniangjialai,rangniangjini……

精彩章节

wanfanhou,zhaoyumeibiezheyiduziqi,yemeixinsigenzhoulihuangxiaocuidouzui,lazhelianggeerzijiuhuilezijiwu。

gangyituikaimen,tajiuminruidichajuedaoyisibuduijing。

menshangdeneibatongsuo,haoxiangbeirendongguo,suokongzhouweiyoujidaoxinxiandehuahen,bushenmingxian,dantaobuguotachangniantifangzhejiazeideyanjing。

wulidebaishedaoshimeishenmedadebianhua,dankongqizhongsihuhaicanliuzheyisibushuyutahewangjianguoyijihaizimendeqixi。yizhongbuxiangdeyuganrutongdushebanxunsujuezhuletadexin。

tasanbubingzuoliangbuchongdaoneizhihongqiyijuqian,zheishitajiaguolaishiniangjiapeisongde,yeshitazangsifangqiande“baoku”。

tazhandouzheshoulakaizuidicengdechouti,limianjijianhuanxidejiuyifuhaizai,zaiyitai,limiandejiaceng,kongle!

gubudeduoxiang,talikezuandaochuangdituochuneigedamuxiangzi,haihao,yifuhaizai。

tagangqingxing,shouyimo,neigetayongjiubufengzhide、zangzhetasuoyoujixudebubao……bujianle!!

“wodeqian!”zhaoyumeinaozi“weng”deyisheng,yanqianyihei,chadianmeizaidaozaidi。

tabusixindijiangdamuxiangzhenggelalechulai,balimiandedongxiyigunaoquandaozaidishang,youfafengsidezaijuziliqitayifudejiacengli、beirudixia、zhentoutaolihuluanfanzhao。

zhengzaikangbiankanxiaorenshudewangjianguobeitazheifushihunluopodemoyangheleyitiao,bunaifandizhouqimeitou:“dawanshangdenifashenmeshenjing?zhetengshenmeni?haixianbugouluana!”

“钱!钱没了!”

zhaoyumeimengditaiqitou,shuangyantonghong,xiangyitoubeijinudemulang,sisidingzhuwangjianguo。

“wozangzaixiangzilideqianbujianle!shibushininale?”

wangjianguoyiting“qianmeile”,yegubushangkanxiaorenshule,yixiazicongkangshangzuoleqilai,lianseyebianle。

“shenmeqian?wonanishenmeqianle?nihaohaozhaozhao,shibushidiaoqitadifangle?”

“meiyou!naerdoumeiyou!”zhaoyumeideshengyinjianlideyouxiebiandiao。

“jintianbaitianjiunidiemahexiaomeizaijia,kendingshinineigelaoqianpomanazoule!kendingshita!nanguaitajintianneimedafang,yaosongneigepeiqianhuomeimeiqudushu!tanalaideqian?bujiushitoulewodeqianma!neigepeiqianhuobujiarenjiusuanle,dushupingshenmehaiyaohuawomendeqian?womendabaoxiaobaozenmeban?!”

tayueshuoyueqi,yuexiangyuejuedejiushiyanglaotaigande。

neitianlaoqianpodingzhetacongwuzilinaqianjisunmeiposhihou,neiyanshenjiugenyaochirenside,kendingzaojiudianjishangtadeqianle!

zhaoyumeizaiyeannabuzhu,yibatuikaiwangjianguo,xiangyizhenfengsidechongchufangmen,zhibentangwu。

cike,yanglaotaigangchiwanwanfan,zhengduanzhegecucidawan,limianshibanwanguobapaodekaishui,zuozaiyuanzilineikelaohuaishuxia,manyouyoudi“xiliu”zhe,xiangshouzhefanhoudepiankeningjing。

wangtiezhudunzaiyipang,badabadadichouzhehanyan。

“ma!”zhaoyumeiqichuanyuyudichongdaoyanglaotaimianqian,shuangshouchayao,huoxianggedouji。

“nishibushijinlewodewu?bawoxiangzilideqiannazoule?neikedoushijianguoxinxinkukuzheimeduonianzanxialaidexuehanqian!nikuaihaijiwo!”

yanglaotaiyanpidoumeitaiyixia,mantiaosilidiyouheleyikouguobashui,zheicaiyongneishuangfangfonengdongchayiqiedeyanjingpiaolezhaoyumeiyiyan。

tabujinbumandikaikoule,shengyinbuda,quedaizheyiguzirangrenyayangyangdechaofeng。

“yo,daxifu,zheishishuodenamenzihua?shenmenidexiangziwodexiangzi?zheiwangjiadayuan,yicaoyimu,lianhaozidongdoushiwolaopozigennidiedangnianyizhuanyiwagaiqilaide。hainidexiangzi?neishihaozikangqiang——wolifana?”

“nishaojiwochuaizhemingbaizhuanghutu!”zhaoyumeiqideliandouzhangchenglezhuganse。

“woxiangziliyigongqibaiwushiliukuaiqian!ninaleduoshao,nizijixinliqingchu!haiyouwojuzilidepiao,niquansouguazoule。woyebugenniduoyao,nijiwoqibaikuaizhengde,shengxiadelingtou,jiusuanwokelianni,jinineigebaobeiguinvdangdushuqianle!”

“哎哟喂!”

yanglaotaiyitingzheihua,xiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua,shoulidewandouchadianmeinawen,takuazhangdi“a”leyisheng,zheicaimanyouyoudishuodao。

“qibaiwushiliukuai?daxifu,nizheishibaitianmeishuixing,haishiwanshangzuodamengni?nidangzanjiashikaiyinhaode,haishininiangjiashijubaopena?zhangkoujiushiqibaiduo,nizheishiyaohesinipopowo,haojichengwoneiduipoguowanpiaopena?”

tazheihuayichu,zhouweiyuanbenzaizijiamenkouchengliang、shuzheerduotingbaguadelinjumen,dourenbuzhu“puchi”xiaochulesheng。

zhaoyumeijianzhuang,gengshiqibudayichulai。

tamengdizhuanshen,yibalakaiwangjiaxuyanzhedeyuanmen,duizhewaimiantantoutannaodelinjumenkuhandao。

“geweidashudashen,nimendoulaijiwopingpinglia!wopopota……tatoulewoxinxinkukuzanxialaideqiana!neikeshiwomenyijialaoxiaodehuomingqiana!taxianzaihaibuchengren,nimenshuo,zheitiandixiahaiyoumeiyouwangfale!”

yuanmenyikai,neixiekanrenaobuxianshidadelinjumenlikexiangchaoshuibanyonglejinlai,zhayanjianjiubabudadeyuanzijidemanmandangdang。

yanglaotaikanzhezheizhenzhang,feidanmeiyoubanfenhuangluan,fanerzuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。

tafangxiashouzhongdewan,manyouyoudizhanqishen,pailepaishenshangdehuichen,shengyinbugaobudi,queqingxidichuandaolemeiyigerendeerduoli。

“geweijiefanglinju,jirandaxifubadajiahuodouqinglaile,neilaopoziwojintianyedebahuashuoqingchule,mianderihouluoge‘yabachihuanglian——youkushuobuchu’dexiachang。”

tadunledun,muguangruju,zhishexiangzhaoyumei。

“nishuowonaleniqibaiduokuaiqian?haoa,neinidaoshishuoshuo,zheiqianshinalaide?shijianguojinide?tayigeyuegongzisanshiliukuai,baoquchihelasa,nengshengxiajigezier?nimendafangzheiliangkouzi,jiadaowangjiakuaishinianle,chiwode,hewode,zhuwode,chaimiyouyanjiangcucha,nayiyangrangnimenchuguoqian?laodaneidiangongzi,wolaopozijianguoyifenyilima?quandourangniyezhezangzhe,xianzaidaohao,zijizangdeqianbujianle,jiulaidaowozheigedangpopodetoushangle?nizheishi‘zhubajiedaodayipa’,buxiansaodehuanga!”

“nihushuo!neijiushijianguodeqian!womenshengchijianyongzanxialaide!”

zhaoyumeijichibailiandibianjie,shengyinqueyouxiefaxu。

“省吃俭用?”

yanglaotaichixiaoyisheng,shengyindouranbagaolejifen。

“nizhaoyumeiyaoshidongdeshengchijianyong,neizhenshiyaoshaogaoxiangle!ni**wangniniangjiabandongxideshihou,zenmebujiannishengchijianyong?jialidebaimian、jidan、roupiao,nacinibushi‘jianletuzicaisaying’,yidianbuluokongdiwangniniangjiadaoteng?niniangjianeigedidiquxifu,shisheitoulejialideqianqutiebude?nidangnipopowoshixialehaishilongle?wokannineiqibaiduokuaiqian,bachengshiyouxiaojingjininei‘dajihuangdejiujiu——gubulewaisheng’deniangjialeba!xianzaiqianmeile,jiuxianglaiwozheierqiaozhugang,ewoyibi?nizheisuanpandade,zhenshiwozaimaokengdoutingdeyiqingerchule!”

“shia,zheiwangjiadaerxijingchanghuiniangjia,meicihuiqudouhaidabaoxiaobaode……”

“yebuzhidaozheizhaojiarenzenmejiaonverde,youdianqianjiuyaotiebuniangjia,tingshuoneigedanvershangciyoutoutounaqianjiniangjiabeitaneifujiarenkandaole,yidundaa,zeze。”

“dadehao!zheiniantousheijiarizihaoguoa。**tiebuniangjiazheizijiarizibuguola,woyaoyouzheiyangdeerxifu,wodadehaihen。”

……

领居议论纷纷。

yanglaotaizheifanlianzhupaosideshuluo,jiaqiangdaibang,bazhaoyumeidelaodidoukuaixianlegedichaotian。

zhaoyumeibeimadelianshangyizhenhongyizhenbai,zuichunduosuozhe,bantianshuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehualai,zhizhidaofanlaifuqudihan:“nihaiwoqian!nigelaotaipo,nibaqianhaijiwo!”

“meiyou!woyigezieryemeijianzhe!”

yanglaotaizhandingjietie,shuangshouyitan,yifuwulaidaodidemoyang。

“niyaoshiyouzhengjushuowonale,nijiuqupaichusuobaogonganqu!ranggongantongzhilaisou!souchulaisuanwoshu!soubuchulai,nizhaoyumeijiushiwugaozhangbei,kanwobubanisongdaonimenzhaojiaqu,rangnidiemahaohaoguanjiaoguanjiaonizheige‘chilemopanbudinge——meixinmeifei’dewanyier!”

wangjianguozaiyipangtingdeshitoupifama,yigetoulianggeda。yibianshiduoduobirendelaoniang,yibianshisaposhualaidexifu,haiyoumanyuanzikanxiaohuadelinju,tazhijuedezijideliandoukuaibeidiujinle。

tazhidaotaniangdepiqi,yezhidaozhaoyumeidedexing,zheiqianbachengshibeitaniangji“chonggong”le。

keyanxiazheiqingkuang,yaoshizhennaodaofenjia,takeluobuzhehao。

laosandecailihaimeizheluo,laoerjiayoushigemenhulu,zhenfenjiale,zuiduoyejiufengebaibashikuaide,baibaibianyilelaoerlaosan,zijizheibianhaiyaoyanglianggeerzi,xifuniangjiayoushigewudidong……

xiangdaozheili,wangjianguoxinyiheng,shangqianyibu,xiangbazhaoyumeilakai:“xingle!bienaole!haixianbugoudiurenma!”

“wangjianguo!nihaishibushinanren!nilaopodeqianbeinimatoule,nihaibangzhetashuohua!”

zhaoyumeiyibashuaikaiwangjianguodeshou,kudegengxiongle,“zheirizimeifaguole!wobuhuole!”

hunluanzhizhong,yebuzhishisheituilesheiyixia,zhaoyumeijiaoxiayigelieju,yankanjiuyaowangdishangshuaiqu。

wangjianguoqingjizhixia,xiangqulata,shouquebupianbuyidishuaizailezhaoyumeidelianshang。

“pa!”yishengqingcuidebazhangshengzaixuannaodeyuanzilixiandegewaixiangliang。

所有人都愣住了。

zhaoyumeiwuzhe**ladelianjia,nanyizhixindikanzhewangjianguo,yanleixiangduanlexiandezhuziyiyanggunluoxialai。

“wangjianguo!ni……nidawo?!wojiniwangjiashenglelianggedapangxiaozi!shinimenwangjiadezhangsun!nijurangandawo!hao!haodehen!zheirizishizhenmeifaguole!”

tamengdituikaiwangjianguo,moleyibayanlei,zhuanshenjiuwangzijiwulichong。

piankezhihou,tajiulinzheyigexiaobaofu,limianhuluansailejijianyifu,touyebuhuidichongchulewangjiadayuan。

yibianpaoyibiankuhanzhe:“wohuiwoniangjiaqu!wozaiyebuhuinimenzheigelangxingoufeidewangjiale!”

yuanzili,zhishengxiamudengkoudaidelinju,yiliantieqingdewangjianguo,haiyouzuijiaoqinzheyisiruoyouruowulengxiaodeyanglaotai。

“哼,回娘家?”

yanglaotaizaixinlilenghengyisheng,“zoulezhenghao,shengdeaiyan。wokanninengyingqidaoshenmeshihou!meiyouwowangjiadeqianlianggongzhe,wokannizhaojianengyangnijitian!”

tazhidao,zheichangzhang,tayouyingleyihuihe。

danzheizhishikaishi,yaochedibaituozheixiexixuegui,tahaiyoudeshishouduanni!

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