ciriyizao,tiangangmengmengliang,yuanzilidejihaimeijiaoquanhu,yanglaotaijiuyijingshenqingqishuangdixishuwanbi,zuozailetangwuneizhanglaojiudebaxianzhuoqian。
tayanguanliulu,ertingbafang,ruilidemuguangzaizhuobiansaoleyiquan,meitoujibukechaditiaoletiao。
“neigejiaojiajingni?wangriliyiwendaoguoliyoudongjing,tapaodebituzihaikuai,shengpashaochiyikou,jinergetaiyangdaxibianchulaile,fandianerlehaibujianrenying?”
yanglaotaimingzhiguwen,shengyinbugaobudi,queqingxidichuandaolezhengzaizaofangmanghuodeererxihuangxiaocuierduoli。
huangxiaocuiduanzheyipengangzhuhaodehongshuyumihuhuchulai,xiaoxinyiyidifangzaizhuoshang,shengyinxiruowenwenying:“ma,dasao……dasaozuotianjiuyoudaizhedabaoxiaobaohuitaniangjiaqule。zoudeshihou,lianseyebutaihaokan。”
“回娘家?”
yanglaotaicongbizilihengchuyishenglengxiao,jiaqiyikuaixiancaigeda,jiaodegabengcuixiang。
“wokantashi**shangzhangledingzi——zuobuzhule!zheishizuojiwokanni!yiweitayizou,wojiudekudiehanniangdiquqingtahuilai?meideta!aihuibuhui,zuihaosizaitaniangjia,shengdezailaowangjiazhandifang,haitiantianwangwaibaladongxi!”
wangtiezhuzaiyipangmomohezhehuhu,tingzhelaopozizheiyuefakebodehua,suolesuobozi,buganhangsheng。
tasuanshikanmingbaile,zijialaopozizicongqianjitianxingguolai,jiuxianghuanlegeren,yiqiansuiranyeqiangshi,danhaodaihaiyoujifenguji。
xianzaishichedifangfeile,daisheiduishei,neizhangzuigencuileduside,nengbasirenshuohuole,huorenshuosile。
wangxiulanmomodijiyanglaotaishengleyiwanhuhu,yanshenlidaizheyisidanyou,yeyouyisiyinmidetongkuai。
dasaozhaoyumeipingshimeishaozhangzheshenglesunzijiduita,rujinkantachibie,xinliduoshaoyouxiejieqi。
chiwanzaofan,ererziwangjianjunkangzhechutouxiadi,xiaoerziwangjianyedazhehaqian,momocengcengdiyechulemen,shuoshiqugentongxueyiqiquzhenshangkankanyoumeiyoulinghuo——shijishangjiushichuquguihun,yanglaotaixinlimenerqing。
zhuanyanjian,ruodadewangjiajiuzhishengxiayanglaotai、wangtiezhuhehaimeixianghaojintianyaozuodianshenmedexiaonverwangxiulan。
wangxiulanjingguozuotianneiyichu,duimuqindetaidufashengleweimiaodezhuanbian,congqiandeweijuheyuanduishaolexuduo,duolejifenhaoqiheyilai。
zhijianyanglaotaicalecazuibujibuzao,manyouyoudizaiyuanziliduolejiquan,xiaolexiaoshi,ranhoumuguangbianluozailedongxiangfang,yejiushidaerziwangjianguohezhaoyumeideneijianwuzimenshang。
neimenshang,haiguazheyibahuangtonglaosuo。
tabeizheshou,xianggexunshilingdidejiangjun,zaineishanjinbidefangmenqianzhandingle,yanshenshensui,ruoyousuosi。
wangtiezhuzhengzaiyuanzilipichai,jianlaopozibantianbudongdan,haoqidicouleguolai,yegenzhechouneifangmen。
“laopozi,nizheidouzhanbantianle,choushani?nanbuchengzheimenshanghainengkaichuhualai?”
yanglaotaizuijiaogouqiyimolengliedexiaoyi:“huadaoshikaibuchulai,buguo,shuobudingnengzhaochujitiaozhuchonglai。”
tazhuanguotou,kanzhewangtiezhu,yanshendouranbianderuili,“nilaidezhenghao,jiwobazheimensuozhuangkai!”
“zhuang……zhuangkai?”wangtiezhuheleyitiao,shoulidefutouchadiandiaodishang。
“laopozi,nimeifashaoba?zhei……zheishijianguoheyumeidewuzi,tamenliangkouzibuzai,zanmen、zanmensizichuangjinqu,buhaoba?chuanchuqumingshengyebuhaotinga!”
“不好听?”
yanglaotaiyanjingyideng,chaoqiqiangjiaofangzhedechutou,zhijiesaidaowangtiezhushouli。
“youshenmebuhaotingde?woshitalaoniang,jinerzierxidewuzi,tianjingdiyi!daoshimouxieren,chiwomenlaowangjiade,zhuwomenlaowangjiade,haitoutoumomowangzijidoulichuaidongxi,neicaijiaobuhaoting!shaofeihua,rangnizhuangnijiuzhuang,momocengcengde,nandaodengtazhaoyumeihuilai,faxianzanyaosoutadelaodi,tiqianbadongxizhuanyilebucheng?nigelaodongxi,guanjianshikejiudiaolianzi,meidianyanlijianer!”
wangtiezhubeimadeyiduosuo,nazhechutou,kankanmensuo,youkankanzijialaopozineiburongzhihuideyanshen,xinlizhidagu。
zheiyaoshirangdaerxizhidaole,haibudenaofantian?
kelaopozizheijiashi,tayaoshibuting,pashiliantadoudeaizou。
“lengzheganshenme?dengzhexiazaiera?”yanglaotaibunaifandicuicu。
wangtiezhuyiyaoya,xinyiheng,juqichutouduizheneibalaojiudetongsuojiuzalexiaqu。
“kuangdang!”yishengmenxiang。
“meichifana,laotouzi?shidianjinger!gengeniangmenerside,zheidianliqidoumeiyou,dangnianzenmebawozheikeshuilinglingdehaobaicaigongdaoshoude?”yanglaotaizaiyipanghaobuliuqingdijifeng。
wangtiezhulaolianyihong,beizijialaopozidangzheguinvdemianzheimemaitai,lianshangyouxieguabuzhu,shoushangyejialeliqi。
“哐当!”
“哐当!”
jixiazhongjizhihou,neibenjiubushenjieshidemensuobukanzhongfu,“gazhi”yisheng,suosheduanlie,fangmenyingshengerkai。
“这就对了!”
yanglaotaimanyididiandiantou,budengwangtiezhufanying,bianyimadangxiandichongjinlewuli。
wangjianguohezhaoyumeidefangjianbuda,yizhanglaoshimuchuang,yigediaoqidehongmujuzi,yizhangzhuozi,liangbayizi,shoushidedaohaisuanganjing。
qiangshanghaitiezheyizhangwangjianguohezhaoyumeibaozhedabaoxiaobaozaizhaoxiangguanpaideheibaizhaopian,zhaopianshangderenxiaodexiqiyangyang。
yanglaotaikemeixinsixinshangzheixie,jinlewu,xianshixunsuhuanshileyiquan,ranhouzhibenneigedamutoujuzi。
talakaijumen,yebuguanlimiandiefangzhengqideyiwu,zhijieshenshoujiuwangjuzizuidicengmosuo。
“laopozi,nidaodizaizhaoshenmea?zhei……zheikeshibudea,barenjiadongxifanluanle,yumeihuilaiyaoshengqide!”
wangtiezhugenzaihoumian,kanzheyanglaotaizheiculudedongzuo,jidezhicuoshou。
yanglaotaichongerbuwen,juzidicengmeifaxianshenme,youkaishilachouti。putongdechoutifanleyibian。
tasihuxiangqileshenme,yanshenyining,shenshouzaiqizhongyigechoutideneibimosuopianke,yongliwangshangyitai,“kada”yishengqingxiang,yigeyinzangdejiacengbeitalalechulai!
wangtiezhuhewangxiulandoukanshaleyan,meixiangdaozheichoutilihaiyouzheidengjiguan!
yanglaotaicongjiacenglitaochuyigeyongshoupabaozhedexiaobao,dakaiyikan,limianshijizhanglingsandemaopiaoheliangpiao,xianranbushitademubiao。
tahaobuqinei,youzhuanxiangleneizhangdamuchuang。taxianshixiankairuzi,zaichuangbanshangqiaoqiaodada,meifaxianange,bianzhijiewanyaowangchuangdixiakanqu。
chuangdixiaduizheyixiezawu,yanglaotaiyebuxianzang,yongshoulidechutoubingbalazhe。
“ma,nin……ninxiaoxindian。”wangxiulanxiaoshengtixing,xinliqishangbaxiade。
jiuzaiwangtiezhuyiweilaopoziyaowugongerfandeshihou,yanglaotaituranyanjingyiliang,congzhaoyumeiyijiandiefangzaichuangdixiangzizhongdejiumianaojiacengli,feilidizhuaichuleyigeyonglanbubaoguodeyanyanshishi,chendiandiandebudai!
“zhaodaole!”yanglaotailianshangluchuyimodeyidelengxiao,pailepaibudaishangdehui,dianledianfenliang。
wangtiezhudehuazaikandaoyanglaotaicongzhaoyumeiyifujiacengzhongfanchuneigebudaishijiaranerzhi,tazhangdalezui,yanjingdengdeliuyuan,jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
yanglaotaidangzhefunvliangdemian,jiekailebudaideshengzi,wangshouxinliyidao——hualala!yidiezhanxinde“datuanjie”(shiyuanmianederenminbi)heyixielingsandewuyuan、liangyuan、yiyuanzhibisanluochulai,culveyikan,shaoshuoyeyouqibabaikuai!
“嗬,tui~!”
yanglaotaiwangdishangcuileyikou,yanshenlichongmanlebiyihefennu。
“zhenshilaoshudeerzihuidadong,zheizhaoyumei,pingshikuqiongkudebisheidouxiang,shuojialirizijinbadelianmaikuaidoufudouyaosuanjibantian,beidilidaoshihuijizijizanxiaojinku!zhenshiyangbushudebaiyanlang,weibubaodeesigui!”
tanaqineidieqian,zaiwangtiezhuyanqianhuanglehuang。
“nikankan,nikankan!zheijiushininei‘xianhuixiaoshun’dedaerxifu!chilaoniangde,zhulaoniangde,yifenjiayongbutao,laodawangjianguoyigeyuesanshiliukuaigongzi,talengshinengyifenqianbuwangjialijiao,quanrangtaniezaishouli!jiadaozanlaowangjiakuaishinianle,jiuzheidianchuxi?heng,wokanzheiqian,dabandoutiebutaneigewudidongniangjiaqule!burantaniangjianeilaoqianponalaideqianmaibaihuodaloudexinyishang?wolaopozihuoledabanbeizi,haimeichuanguoneimehaodeliaozini!”
wangtiezhudexiabadoukuaidiaodaodishangle,tajiejiebabadizhizheneiduiqian:“zhei……zhei……yumeita……tazenmenengzangzheimeduosifangqian?zhei……zheikeshibushaoqiana!”
“bushaoqian?heng!gentacongzanjiakouzoudexiangbi,zheisuangepi!”
yanglaotaiyibajiangqianchuaijinzijidedouli,dongzuomalixingyunliushui。
“laotouzi,nijiushitailaoshi,taimeizhujian,cairangrenjiaqizaibozishanglashisaniao!yiqianshiwohutu,meikanqingzheixierendezhenmianmu,yihouzheigejia,woshuolesuan!sheiyebiexiangzaicongwoyanpizidixiatoujianshuahua,wawomenlaowangjiadeqiangjiao!”
tazhuantoukanxiangwangxiulan,yanshenrouhelexiexu,danyuqiyijiudaizheyiguhenjing。
“xiulan,nikanzhe,yihousheizaiganqifuni,majitabayabaixialaiweigou!zanmenjiadedongxi,yizhenyixiandoubunengbianyileneixieheixingandewairen!”
wangxiulankanzhemuqinyanzhongshanshuodejingguang,xinzhongjiyouzhenjing,yeyouyisimomingdeanxin。zheiyangdemuqin,suiranmosheng,querangtagandaoleyizhongqiansuoweiyoudeanquangan。
yanglaotaipailepaichuaizheqiandekoudai,xinliyizhenshutan。
这只是个开始!
zhaoyumei,wangjianguo,wangjianye,qiantade,qianzheigejiade,talaopozihuiyibiyibi,lianbendailidigentamensuanqingchu!
yihou,xiangcongtazheilizhanbianyi,menerdoumeiyou!