dongxiehuangyaoshiweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《zhongsheng，gangbanvshenzhuidaoshou，xiaohuatajile？》。gushizhujiaozhaowenjiesuyudechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi，yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。dishiyizhangyushi，bianxiangjinbanfa，wazouhuojianchaoshidegonghuoshang，duanlehuojianchaoshidehuoyuan。tongshi，tamenhaizaixuexiaolisanbuyaoyan，chenghuojianchaoshideshangpindoushijia……。
第5章
zhaowenjielikaixintengpifachangzhihou，youzhaorenzuoleyigeshifenliangyandexuanchuanhaibaodayinlebushaochuandan。
huidaoqinshideshihouyijingtianheile。
“laosi，nijintianqunaerle？wotingshuonibeizanmenbanhuajujuele？nigaibuhuishixiangbukaidasuanquxunduanjianba？”
kanjianzhaowenjietuikaimen，kanqilaiyouxiesiwendejinjunxinglianmangtuiletuitadejinsiyanjing。
budengzhaowenjiekaikoujieshi，yipangzhengzailutiedeyimibajidezhanghaojiuzhijiefanbodao：“fangpi！niyiweilaosishinia？”
“buguonihezanmenbanhuadaodizenmehuishiera？”
zhanghaoshidongbeiren，xinggezhilv，pingshihezhaowenjieguanxizuihao。
zhaowenjietaochuhuazijiliangrenfenbiediuleyigenkaikoudao：“bushuozheishierle，laoliuni？”
“laosinishenmeshihouyekaishichouyanle？”
“woqu，haishizhonghua，keyia！”
cikeliuhaotingdaomenkoudedongjing，yeduanzheshukoubeicongweishengjianzoulechulai。
“啥事儿？”
zhaowenjiekanjiansanrendouzai，guanshangqinshimenkaikoudao：“dajiadouzaijiuxing，woyougeshierxuyaozhaonimenshangliangyixia！”
tingdaocihua，sanrendoufangxialeshoushangdeshimeiyoushuohua。
“wohexiaowaidepifashangtanhaolehezuo，yihouwodasuankaigexiaochaoshi，daoshihouwohuitigongbashangpinsongdaoqinshimenkoudefuwu。”
cihuayichu，sanrendoulengleyixia。
“laosi，nishuoshenme？niyaokaichaoshi？liubia！”
“nixiaozizheishimenshenggandashiera，buguozheinengxingdetongma？”
jinjunxinghezhanghaodoushiyilianjidong，zhiyouliuhaoruoyousuosidao：“zheijianshinijifudaoyuanbaogaoguolema？suiranshuoxuexiaomeiyoumingwenjinzhixueshengchuangye，dan......”
liuhaohuayinweiluojiubeizhanghaodaduanle。
“xingle，laoliu，zheizhongshieryoushabaogaode？”
“zanmendouzhidaonishibanzhang，buguonidoushuolexuexiaodoubujinzhi，nihaipashenme？”
liuhaomeiyoukaikou，buguoshenqinghaishiyouxieningzhong。
zhaowenjiezhidaoliuhaodexingzi，suijikaikoudao：“laoliu，fangxinba，zheishiermeishadabulede，erqiemingtianwohuizaishitangmenkouxuanchuan，daoshihoufudaoyuanyehuizhidao。”
“daoshihouwokenengjingchanghuibadongxiduizaizanmenqinshiyixia，youshihoukenenghaiyaomafangejigebangwobanxiadongxi。”
“buguonimensanyaoshixiangchishenmedongxisuibianna，yaoshisheidasuanzhuanqianwaikuaiyekeyijiwobangmang。”
tingdaozheiliangjuhua，liuhaodeliansezheicaiyousuohuanhe。
“hao，fanzhengxianzheyeshixianzhe，daoshihouwoyelaibangni！”
zhanghaoshuangkuaidedayinglexialai。
jinjunxingyouyuleyixia，buhuaihaoyidexiaozheshuodao：“laosi，nimingtiankendingyaoqunvshengqinshixuanchuanba，yesuanwoyifen！”
“好！”
“neizheijianshijiuzheimeshuodingle！”
zhaowenjieshuowanzhihou，zheicaixinmanyizudetangzailechuangshang。
tazhisuoyixuanzecongkaixiaochaoshikaishizuoqiyoujigehenzhongyaodeyuanyin。
yifangmianshizijichuleshijianhejinglizhiwaigenbenmeiyourenhetouru。
lingwaiyifangmianshitazhidaowangwangzheizhongkanqilaibuzhuanqiandexiaoshengyifaneryouhuiyouhendadelirun。
erqietayeconglaimeizhiwangyizhikaozhezheijianshierzhuanqian，zheijianshiduitalaishuozhishiweilezhihoudejihuazuopudianeryi。
zhiyaoyiqieshunli，taxiangxinzhiyaoliangsanniandeshijiantajiukeyiwanquanshixiancaifuziyou。
jiranlaotianyejilezijizhonghuodejihui，neitajiuyaohaohaobawo！
xiangzhexiangzhetajiujinrulemengxiang。
翌日清晨。
xiongtaohaimeishuixingjiuzhijiebeizhaowenjiecongqinshilijizhuailechulai。
“ajie，yidazaodeniganmani？”
“dangranshizhuanqian，ninandaojiubudanxinlaozibanideqianjidashuipiaole？”
liangrenchiwanzaofanzhihou，zhaowenjiebiantuozhexiongtaozhaolailejizhangzhuoyibandengbaizailequlianggeshitangbijingdefenchalukou。
ranhouyoubuzhihaolezijizuotianqinshoushejidexuanchuanhaibaohechuandan，shangmianxiezhebagedazi：zubuchuqin，huojianchaoshi！
zheishihouzhanghaohejinjunxingyeganleguolai，liuhaosuiranyouxiebuqingyuanbuguokanzaiyihouyoumianfeilingdefenershangyeguolebangmangle。
“huojianchaoshi？zheigemingzibucuoa！”
“duia，jiandanyouhaoji，erqiezhenghaobazanmenchaoshideyoushijitixianchulaile！”
“jintianxinkunimenle，wanshangwoqingdajiachifan！”
zhaowenjieshuozhejiugezijiaojisanrenyifenchuandan，zaizheigehulianwanghaimeiyouchedipujideniandai，zuihaodexuanchuanfangshijiushifachuandan。
xiongtaoyibianfachuandan，yibianxiaoshengzaizhaowenjieerbiandigudao：“ajie，jiuzanmenliangzheidianqiangounijinhuoma？”
tayebushishagua，zijiyigeyueshenghuofeizhiyousibaikuai，zhaowenjieyeduobudaoneiliqu。
“zheigejiubuyongnidanxinle，buguonidaodequeyougerenwu，zheijianshibierenquzuowobufangxin！”
“什么？”
“jintianzhinei，niqupaoyitangnanqinsushelou，jiudayidejiuxing，zhaojigeyouyixiang**detongxue，yaonengchikunailaozuihaojiatingtiaojianbijiaocha！”
“gongzuoneirongjiushibangwomensonghuo，baochouanjianticheng，niyaohaohaotiaoren，yinweizheixierenyihoudouguiniguan！”
“哦，好。”
xiongtaoxianshidiandiantoudayinglexialai，ranhouyouxieyihuodao：“duile，neinvshengqinshineibianni？”
“nvqindangranshiyouwofuzele！”
zhaowenjieyifulisuodangrandemoyang，xiongtaodunshijitafanlegebaiyan。
buguocongxiaodaoda，zijidequebuxiangzhaowenjieyiyanglianpihou，meicihenvshengshuohuadeshihoudoutebiejinzhang。
“对了，给你了！”
zhaowenjieshuozheconghuaizhongtaochuyigezhanxindexiaolingtongdijilexiongtao。
ganshouzhexiongtaochongmanyihuodemuguang，zhaowenjiebunaifandejieshi。
“wosuoyouchuandanshangliudedoushizheigedianhuahaoma，zuikaishikendingsuoyoudingdandouhuilianxini，zhihoushangzhengguilenijiukeyibajutigongzuoliangfenjiqitarenle。”
“keshi......”
xiongtaoyouyuleyixia，suiranxianzaidabufendaxueshengdouyijingyouxiaolingtongle，danduiyuzijilaishuojibaikuaiqiandexiaolingtongyijiushishechipin。
zuotianzijijizhaowenjiedeqiankenenghaibugoumaizheibuxiaolingtong。
“xingle，bietamapopomamadele，laozirangninazheyongshirangniyonglaizhuanqiande！”
“xiangbaodawojiugankuaiquzuoshi！”
xiongtaoyemeiyoufeihua，henkuaijiuaigequpaoqinshile。
zhaowenjiehesangeshiyouyizhicongzaoshangaodaozhongwushitangkaifan，jirenkanjiangetongxuejiushangqianyizhenxuanchuan。
buguobutongdeshijinjunxingzheixiaozizhuantiaonvshengxiashou，erqieshihaokandenvsheng。
sirendingzheyanyanlieri，shuodezuipizidoukuaimopole。
buguoqingxingdeshixiaoguohaishihenxianzhude。
henduorendouduihuojianchaoshizheigemingziliuxialehenshendeyinxiang，erqiebushaoxueshengdouduicizanbujuekou。
ranercikezhaowenjiequemeiyouzhuyidaozhengchaozhezijizoulaidesuyuheliuweiwei。
“zheibushizhaowenjiema？tazenmezaifachuandan，wojidetajiajingbushihaibucuoma？”
suyuyouxieyihuodenannandao。
“guoqukankanbujiuzhidaole？”
budengsuyukaikou，jiuzhijiebeiliuweiweilazhezouleshangqu。
“老四？”
jinjunxingdiyigezhuyidaobanhuasuyuchuxianle，likekesouleliangsheng。
zhaowenjiezheicaitaiqitouzhuyidaoliangren，buguotadeshenqingquemeiyoutaidabianhua。
“liangwei，lejieyixia，huojianchaoshixiazhoukaizhang，keyizhichisonghuodaoqinshi！”
liuweiweilengleyixia，xiayishidejieguolechuandan。
ersuyuquedingzheyanqiandezhaowenjie，qingyaozuichun，yuyanyouzhi。
liuweiweifankanleyixiachuandanzhihou，youxiebuxiedekanzhezhaowenjiekaikoudao：“zhaowenjie，nishibushibeixiaoyujujueshoudao**le，haoduanduandezenmepaolaijianzhifachuandan？”
chuangyehezuoshengyiduiyutamenlaishuosihudouyouyixieyaoyuan，suoyijiulisuoyingdangdeyiweizhaowenjiezhishizai**eryi。
buguozhaowenjieyelandejieshi，xiaozhedao：“zhuandianlinghuaqianbei！”
cikeyizhichenmodesuyuzhongyukaikoule。
“zhaowenjie，wochengrenwodeneixietiaojianyouxieguofenle，buguoniyeyongbuzheyongzheizhongyouzhidefangfalaikeyixiyinwodezhuyili！”
“zuotiankeyizaishitangyanyichuxi，jintianyoujiazhuang**jiuweilejianwoyimian，nijuedezheiyangyouyisima？！”
suyuqideliansetonghong，shuowanzhihoujiuzhijielazheliuweiweizhuanshenlikaile，zhiliuxiazhaowenjieyigerenzhanzaifengzhonglingluan。
bushi，zheinaergenneiera？
dajie，nishibushixiangtaiduole，wozijizhuanqianheniyougepiguanxia？
ranerzhengzaizhaowenjiehaimeihuiguoshendeshihou，yigeyouxieshouruodeshenyingquechuangruletadeshixian。
yuyouweipengzheyifenganggangdahaodefancaifangzailezhuozishang，ranhouxiaoxinyiyidenaqizhuoshangdechuandan，zoudaozhaowenjieshenbianyongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeshengyin，kekebanbandeshuodao：“ni，nixianchifanba，wolaibangni！”
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