wanzhengbanduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《zhongshenghouwomoushengbumouai》，ciwencongfabuyilaibiandedaolezhongduoduzhemendexiai，kejianzuopinzhiliangyouzhi，zhujiaoshifengyaolichengye，yeshizuozheliuliujiusuoxiede，gushigenggai：fengyaoshijingyunniangzhebeishangdeqingxu，beiyangyangzheimeyidacha，chadianjiupofangrenbuzhuxiaolechulai。danhaishirenzhuxiaoyi，guzuoshengyindichendishuodao：“ei，**meita....
fengyaoshijingyunniangzhebeishangdeqingxu，beiyangyangzheimeyidacha，chadianjiupofangrenbuzhuxiaolechulai。
danhaishirenzhuxiaoyi，guzuoshengyindichendishuodao：
“ei，**meitamendoushengbingle，meiqianzhiliaoxiaojiumahaoshangxina！”
dagujieyibalazouerziyangyang，xingxingdi”heng！“leyishengyoushuoleyiju:“zoule，bietingtaxiashuo!“
fengyaoyangzhuangtingbujiandagujiedebumanyi，jiuzheiyangliangyanleiyanwangwangdidingzhegongdielixingguo，yongyizhongneiaiyuandeyanshen，rangrenbujinxinshenglianmin。
“ba，ninzhidaodabaoxiaobaoshengbingle，meicizhuyuandehuaduoshaoqianma？”
zheigongdielixingguomeitouyizhou，“buzhidaoa？
womeigeyue，bushidoushijini800kuaidelinghuaqianma？”
“那哪够花呀？
......womenjiuyoulianghaiziheniunaini！”
“a？zheihaibugouhuaa？”lixingguotingxiayuwaisunyangyangdedoulehehudong，fanwenta。
fengyaotinglegongdiedeyiwen，xinliyebunaonu，jixushuodao：
“您晓得不？
zheilianghaiziguolesansuizhihou，meicishengbingwoquyiyuanjihaizidazhen，xiaoyanyaoshui～xianfeng1haodoubuguanyongle。
daduolexiaoyanzhen，haizideshentijiuyijingchanshenglekangti。
ershengjibandexiaoyanyaoshuixianfeng2hao，yizhenjiude70duokuaiqian，zaijiashangqitadeyaoshuini？
zheimesuanxialai，jiusuanshidazhenyedeyibaijishikuaiyiciba？
yishengyoushuole，yaoxianghaiziganmaokuaidianhao，jiudeyongjinkouyaolianxudazhen，yigexingqishijiancainenghaoni。
yigewazhuyuandeyaofei，yicidazhenjiushi1000duokuaiqian，lingwaihaiyoushenghuofei，chuangweifei，weishengfeishadejiaqilai，nacibudejiqiankuaiqianyicijiaojiyiyuanliya？
lianggehaiziyigongjiaqilai，meiyiciganmaofashaozhuyuan，neibudoushihuadajiqiankuaiqiancainengquanyuchuyuanhuijiadeya？”
lixingguotingleyileng：zanjializheishiyanglelianggeshasunnvya？zenmelaofeiqianle？
zheigeerxifudaoshitounaolinghuodehenlie，suanqizhanglaishitoutoushidao，woyiqianzenmemeiyoufaxiana？
yiqiandefengyao，chengtianzongshiditouganhuobushuohua，haiyiweishiyigeshaerxini？
changniandayan，jintianyesuanshibeiyingdiaoleyanjing。
yanqiaozhelaoerxifushuohuadeyizhangzui，jiugenjixiaoniaoerside“jijizhazha”shuogebuting，lifuzixixianglexiang，zheicaihuangrandawu：
zijiganggangjierxide1000kuaiqianyiliaofei，yagenerjiubugouhuaa！
还得再加点儿才行！
buran，takebiexiangcongzheierguoquhuiwuli！
jintiankezhenshidaomei，huijianagegongzhanghaidepocai。
keerxifudepengyouzaiyuanzilidengzhe；danvernvxuyedouzaipangbianzhanzhe；damenkoubuyuanchuhaiweileyiqunchiguaqunzhong？
daodishiyaomianzi，haishiyaoqian，lifukaolvzaisanbudeqifa。
zaiyuanliduozhefangbu，chouchuleyihuier，lixingguozuihouhaishixuanzeleyaomianzi，buqingbuyuandiyoucongpijiabaolitaochuleqian。
zhijiantameitoujinzhou，huanhuandishuleyitapiaozi，gumodeyoujiqiankuaiqian，henshenzhongdedijileerxifengyao：
“zaiduojinisiqiankuaiqianyiliaofei，qizhongyebaokuolexiageyuedeshenghuofei，nideshengzhedianerhuaa。”
fengyaoweiweiyixiao，congmangcaquyanlei，ganmangjieguoqianxiaoshengdigu：“ei，shenmeduoji，kongpahaibugouwohuadelei！
zheihaiziyishengbingzhihou，neihaibudeduochiyouyingyangdeshiwu，duobubushenti。”
lixingguotingjianle，tiaoleyixiameitou，qingshengshuodao：
“womenzuoshengyiyeburongyia，shichangshangjingzhengduishoutaiduo，chengbenyigao，lirunjiubianshaole。
ai，suanle，gennishuoleniyebudong。
nijiuzhaoguhaowanwanheyueyue，bierangtamenzaishengbingfashaole，youfeiqianyoushanghaizi！”
fengyaozuilidayingzhe“shi，shide。”ertaxinlianzisicunzhe：
“heng！zheigelaojiahuo，jianzhijiushizaizhengyanshuoxiahuama！
1997niandeqianhou，neikeshiquanguojingjipengbofazhandehuangjinshiqia！
gexinggeyedourutongshiyuhouchunsunbanxunsujueqi，shichangshiyipianfanrongjingxiang。
erta，zuoweidangdiheheyoumingdedafuhao，juranhuishuozijimeizhuandaoqian？
zheibushimingbaizhebawodangshaguahunongma？
yaomejiushitazijinaozilijinshuile，yaomejiushitajuedewohaopian，heng！”
huasuixiangdaozheili，taxinlidepansuanguipansuan，zuiliqueyoujiezheshuoxieyanbuyouzhongdehua：
“ng，babaninxinkule！ninyeduobaozhongshenti！”
huayishuowan，fengyaojianqianyijingdaoshou，jiuzhunbeikailiu。
popoyushiyigejianbuchongshangqian，shenshoujiuyaoquqiangerxishoulizuanzhedeneiyitapiaozi。
fengyaozaojiuliaodaojintianzheiqianbuhaona，yanjingshibushidimiaoyixiadagujie，youxiaoxinyiyidifangzhepopoyushiguolaiqiangqian。
说时迟，那时快。
fengyaoshilinghuoyishan，duokailepopodeshou。
popoyushipulegekong，chadianyoushuaidao，qidetashiliansetonghong，zhizhefengyaojiuma：
“nizheigemeiliangxinde，naleqianjiuxiangpao，zheiqianyounizheimehuadema？”
fengyaoyebuganshiruo，dashenghuidui：
“ma，wanwanheyueyuejiubushiniqinsunnvma？
bajiwoqianyaosonghaizizhibing，nizenmela？
pingshi，niduiwohaizibuguanbuguyejiubale，zongzaiguanjianshikejiulaidaoluan！”
“wozenmejiushidaoluanle？”
“kanba，woshuodongnishuoxi，nijiushiguyilaizulanwodaihaizikanbingqude！”
“你说话放屁！”
“你才放屁！”
“你放屁！”
“你放屁！”
......
zaichangdesuoyourendoujingdiaolexiaba！
......zheidaodishisheimasheiya？
wanduzi，wozheizuibayizhangkaijiugenneijiguanqiangside，tingdoutingbuxialai，gongdiehuibuhuiyaohuiqianyo，haishiganjinliuba。
fengyaoxinlianandiguzhe，zhuanshenjiuxiangkailiu。
dagujieyitingdixihuiduitadeqinniang“fangpi”，xinlineijiaoyigebuleyi。
limajiupaoshangqianlai，lanzhufengyao，zhunbeiyaogentahaohaolilunyifan：“fengyao，nishayisia？
nihaishiwolaolijiayiqianneigetinghua，youdongshidedixifubu？
nijintianzheishuohuadefangshi，kebutaididaoleha！”
“a？wozajiubudidaole？”
“nigangcaimawomafangpi？nibujide？”
fengyaowuzhezui“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai，“dajie，nikendingshitingcuola。
wonaganmatalaorenjiaya？
wohaitiantiandouxiangzhe，yaogentalaorenjiaduoqinjinqinjinni！”
dagujieshuangshoubaoxiong，yiliandehuyi：
“woketingdeqingqingchuchude，nibiexiangshualaia。”
fengyaoyanzhuziyizhuan，lazhudagujiedeshou，guzuokelianxixidishuodao：
“dajie，nikendingshitingcuole！
wojiusuanzaizheji，yebukenengmaniqinmaya！
ninxiangxiang，haizishengbingwoxinlideduonanshou，yizhejikenenghuajiumeishuomingbai。
我怎么会真骂妈呢？
woshizhenxinganjininhebamaduiwozhaogudeneimehaode。”
“kewojiushitingjiannimarenle，nishuozabanba？”
fengyaoxinliananfaxiao：“jiunizheizhishang，haigenwojiangdaoli？menerdoumeiyou！”
yushi，zhijiantayanjingdiliuliuyizhuan，zuibayipie，zhuangchuyifuweiqudemoyangwendao：
“nihaishibushiwoqinjiela？
zenmejiulanzheburangwozouni？”
yuanchudeguimi，kanleyihuikerenbuzhule，huitouguolaihandao：
“yueyuefashaoyuelaiyuelihaile，zaibuzoujiulaibujile！”
feipoyushixinlizaogaodehen，“nigexiaolangtizi，zhengtianjiuzhidaochuyaoezi！
shoulichuaizheneimeduoqian，youbupanongdiule！
haishinahuilaiyixieba，quyiyuanlibugouhuazaihuilaina！”
“aiya，maye，lichengyehaishibushiniqinerzila？
zheiqiankeshibabajihaizikanbinghebushentiyongde，youbushijininde，ninzanengqiangni？”
kepopoyushirengshibuyiburao，haixiangzhuishangqulilun。
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