qieshuoyushichezhesangzihanleyizhen，xinlizheicaishaoweishutanlexie。
kehuiguoshenlaiyixiang：yo，zheierfangdeerxifu，jintianzenmegenbianlegerenside，shuohuabuhuishifafengleba？
wanquanbusiwangrineibanwenshun，juranhaigandingzui？
neikebuxing！erxifubutinghua，jiudezuopopodehaohaojiaojiaota，jitaligeguiju。
xiangdangnian，erzihaimeishangdaxuejiuquleta，youbushierzizhaobudaolaopo，yebushifeitabuqu！
zanlaolijiazaiqingzhouxiankeshishuyishuerdedafuhu，jiacaiwanguanjiubushuole，ererzisuishuoyoudianwanku，bushangjinyouaiwannao，danhaodaiyeshiyimibade“gaofushuai”a！
tafengjiabuguoshigesanliuxiaojiazu，kantafumuyinweishengyizijinlianduanleyaopochan，zoutouwulucaiguiqiulianyin。
tamenfengjiayaoyidabicailiqianjiuji，zijilijiadewankuxuyaozhaogepiaoliangxifuguanzhe，jiuzheimehuishi。
kenifengyaobuzhidaoganen，haigantiaozhanwoyudongzhidedixian~dingzui！
derangtazhidao“mawangyeyousanzhiyan！”
buran，yihouzailijiaqibushiyaowufawutianle！
yushi，popoxiangdoumeixiang，yidabazhangjiuhuleguoqu。
erfengyaoqizhipoponeixinximaduo？
zhizhidaopopojiantafeidajima，neixinlidehuoqi，“cheng”deyixiajiushanglaile。
tashanzheyinhuibumingdeyanshen，zuijiaoweiweishangyang，xunsushanshen，naodaixianghouyiduo，qingqingsongsongjiubikailezheiyibazhang。
chenzhelaofeipoyushibuzhuyideshihou，qiaoqiaodijiangzijidedazhangtuiwangcemianyilao，nverwandeliuliuqiujiugunleguoqu……
erpopoyushidingjinmubiao，bingmeifaxianerxifudexiaodongzuo，zhizhidaozhangzuijiuma：
“dani…gexiaoponiangbutinghua！”
keyushiwanwanmeiyouxiangdaodeshi，youyuzijihuizhangshiyongliguomeng，shentiyizhixiangqianqing，zaijiajiaocaishangleyigeyuangunqiu，suoyishoubuzhushenti，jiuzuobianyihuang，youbianyihuangdedipanbuwen。
pangbianyoumeiyouyigeshabangfu，zuihouhaishiyigeliangqiangshuaidaozaidi，lailegegouchishi。
haozailijiaerlouquanbupushelemudiban，buranhaibudeshimanzuishazi，huoshihuichenshade？
kandaoyushiyijingqideshuailegegouchishi，zaifengyaodexinli，neicaishijiaoyigechangkuai。
dunshi，taruxianyetongle，jiejieyexiaosanlebushao。
yinci，yerenbuzhudixiaochulesheng：
“咯咯……
nizheigelaotaipo，haomeidaoli！
nisunnvmenshengbingdezheiliangtianli，jiuzhidaorangwoduojihaizimenweibaikaishui，haishuoshenmebaikaishuishiwannengshui，nengzhibaibing？！
nimenlijialideyiwuziren，jiuneiyangyanzhengzhengkanzhehaizimenkunaoleyizhengwan，yemeijiannimensheilaiguanxinyixia，wogengshiyiwanshangmeiheyan。
nimenbujiwoqian，rangwosonghaiziquyiyuankanbingyejiusuanle。
wohaoburongyibahaizihongshuizhele，niyoupaolaidaoshenmeluan？”
huayishuodaozheili，jiuyaotiyixiachuangshangshuijuedehaizile。
jiuzaigangcai，popoyushiyonglidituikailemen，chuangjinlaideneidongjingyoudianda！
zheilianghaizi，zenmehuishuidezheimechenni？
shide，popodeturanchuangrusihubingmeiyoubatamencongshuimengzhongjingxing。
keneng，shiyinweilianghaizizuoyedeshentibushufu，meishuihaozhangshijianaoyedeyuanyinba？
xianzai，tamenyezhishixiayishidiniudongleliangxia**，ranhoubianyouxiangshenmedoumeifashengguoyiyang，jixuchenjinzaishuimengzhizhong。
sixupiaoyuan，fengyaonuobuzuodaochuangbian。
“wawa，wawa……”chuangshangshuizhedelianggehaizi，haoxiangshanglianghaoleside，yixiazicongchuangshangpaqilai，rouzhexingzhongdedayanjing，zuozaineilichekaisangzidakuqilai，yigebiyigeshengyinda。
yishunjian，kunaoshengzaiwulixiangchengyipian，rensheitingledouhuiyuxinburen。
genghekuangshihaizideqinniangni？
tingjianhaizidekunaosheng，wenbanxiadexintou，limashiyizhenxintong，yebuzailihuineigeepopo，zhuantoujiuquhehuzijideyishuangnver。
popoyushicongdishangpaqilai，pailepaishenshangdegenbenjiubucunzaidehuichen，zhizhefengyaojiumadao：
“haonigesangmenxing，nikezhenshilingyalizui，youbahaizidounongkule！”
naoqiaobuqingbaideren，zuihuidiuguo！
mingmingjiushipopoyushichuangjinfangmenlaichaonao，chaoxinglezijisunnvhaiburenzhang。
fengyaomiaodong，meikongdalita。
tayibianhongzhehaizi，yibianchakantamenshibushiniaokuzile？haishiyifuhanshile？
“guaibaobao，bukula！bukula，yihuidainimenquguangjiemaitangchie。”
“呜呜，麻麻！“
“呜呜，麻麻！“
liangxiaozhifenbiechezhejiaobiandechuangdan，xianshiyizhenkunao……
ershenweinainaideyudongzhi，xuanzexingdepingbilehaizimendekunaosheng，weiyoutingjianzijierxifugangcaineiyiyangdefanbosheng，yiranshinuqichongtian，meitoujinsuo。
yinweigangcaineiyibazhang，budanmeidadaoerxifushenshang，haibazijishuaidaozaidikezhezuibaliulexue。
yushisuishoumolemo，zuijiaoshangdexuezi，xinzhonggengshinuhuozhongshao：
"小娼妇！
jintiannikezhenshiyajianzuili！
看我不打死你……"
还真是个疯婆子啊！
zuozaichuangshangzhenghongzhehaizidefengyao，yanjiaoyuguangpiejianyushiyangqibazhang，jiuganjueyizhenjifengpumianerlai。
tahuangmangtaiqiliangtui，chaozheqianfangmengdiyideng，jingranqiaomiaoditikaileyushi“hu”guolaidebazhang，bupianbuyi，zhenghaojiutidaoleyushineiruanmianmiandeduzishang。
yushidaodishigepopo，nanengdadeguonianqingerxia？
chufeizheigeerxibushige“tiehanhan”，yaomejiushige“songnvzi”！
kezhongshengerlaidefengyao，zheilianggedoubuzhanbian。
heihei，takeshiyongyouzhonghuoyishi，nianjibanbaide“xinzi”ya。
hetiandou，neijiaoyigeshuang；
hedidou，neijiaoyigele；
hepopodou，neigengshiqilewuqiong！
ng，fanyaoyikouyikoudechi；
lu，yaoyibuyibulaizou！
lairifangzhang，weilaikeqi。
fengyaozaixinliweilejianglainengyupopode“youhao”xiangchu，ermoailesanmiaozhong。
kanzheyushigangcaibeiziji“yibuxiaoxin”，yongjiaochuaidaoduzi，zheihuieryoushuailegejiejieshishide**dun。
fengyaocongxindigengshilekailehua，maosishentidejiejieyexiaochulesanfenzhiyiba？
tashizaibiebuzhu，jiu“puchi”deyisheng，youxiaolechulai。
haha，jintianshigehaoriziya！
yushijiandaoerxifuzuozaineilijiuwuzhezuitouxiao，haibiedeliantonghongde，jiurenbuzhuzhangzuijiuyoumashangle：
“你这小浪蹄子！
疼死老娘了！
哎呦…哎呦…
xiao**，nijintianpaodedaoshitingkuaide。
不过，你别得意！
nijiusuanduoguolechuyi，yeduobuguoshiwu。
woyijingjuedinghaole，dengwoerziguojitianhuilai，jiudainiquminzhengjulihun。
daoshihou，wokendinghuixiangnimenfengjiayaohuineiershiwancailiqian，yifendoubunengshao！”
yushiyibianwuzhetengdeyaomingdezuiba，yibianyouhuanshouquroushuaitengde**。
neidongzuosuiranyoudiangaoxiao，danshiyuqiqueshifeichangjiandingde。
haoxiangerziheerxilihunzheijianshi，doushitashuolesuan，yijingmeiyourenheshangliangdeyudile。
tingdaozheili，fengyaoneizhangqiaolidelianshang，luchuleyisiyeyudeshenqing：
“heng！nierzihuigenwolihunjiuzuihaole，gunainaiwoqiuzhibude！
jiupanierzibutingnidehua，buyuwolihun！
我就不信邪了！”
tabunaifandimolemoetoudeliuhai，yilianbugaoxing，zuilijixudunangdao：
“bierenzhongshengxinglai，bushijinshouzhi，jiushixitongshade。
erwoyishanglaibushiaima，jiushiyaoaida！？
laotian，nitaiguofenlee！
buxing，buxing，woyaonixi，woyaofanpan！”
popoyushihuyideyanshenkanlebantian，juedewuqujiuyaoleyaotouzouchufangmenbuzailihui。
erfengyaobabudeneigelaofeipokuaidianzoulejiubuyaohuilai。
安内才能攘外嘛！
laibujixixiangdefengyao，yonglideroulerouzijidetaiyangwo，ganjuetoubuqingsongleyixie，zaicaiyouzhuantoukanxiangchuangshang，dasuanhaishixianquanfuneidui“wawa”dakudeshuangbaotainver，qitadedoushicashang。
kandaoqinniangshenshouyoulaianweiziji，liangxiaozhijiuxiangbeishilemofayiyang，kushengshunjianjiutingzhile。
lianshangluchuleyizhongxiangxiao，youxiaobuchulaideqiguaibiaoqing。
rangrenkanlejijuedeyouqu，youyoudianxinteng。