《zhongshenghou,woyuanlipianxinfumu》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo,qianhuhouying,xunfengjianluwenbihenhao,siweihuoyue,guyanchengutiancishigaishudezhuyaorenwu,xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:ajiemashangbishangzuiba,juekoubutigushengnandeshiqing。guyanchenbadongxifanghao,kaishishangwangxuexi。wangshangyouhenduoguanyuhuangdaoqiushengdeshipin,tajin……
zheicidejiemuquanchenghuicaiyongzhibodefangshijinxingbofang,youyuqianqidejiciyure,jiemuyikaishizhibojianjiuyongjinleshiwanren!
【yousheihewoyiyangshichongzhejigejiabindemingzilaikanzhibode?】
【我!】
【我!】
【举手!】
【……】
houtaigongzuorenyuankanzhemanpingdedanmu,xianrulechenmo。
hezhedajiadoushiyinweijiabindemingzixiyinguolaide?
neitamenqianqitounaofengbao、gezhongchuangyihexinlaodefuchusuanshenme?
还不如几个谐音字?
有被误伤到……
lingyitou,guyanchenheajiedabuliuxingzoudaolenvzhuchirenxiaoqdepangbian,xiaoqhenreqingdihetamendazhaohu,“hai!”
“huanyingnimencanjiawomende《huangdaoqiushengzhisheizuiqiang》jiemu!”
“nimenhezhibojiandeguanzhongmendashengzhaohuba!”
xiaoqshidangdixiaoyoumingqidezhuchiren,dadaxiaoxiaokaweidenanyirenyijingjianguowushuge,danshiguyanchendechuxian,haishirangtazhenjingleyixia。
tamianbuxiantiaoganjingliluo,bilianggaoting,chuimoukanzhedishangdeshihou,yanjiemaoyounongyouzhang,buzhidaoxianmusiduoshaonvhaizi!!
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yidingyaoshuotayoushenmequedian,neijiushitaishouleyidian。
ruguozaishaoweizhangdianrou,neijiuwanmeile。
“dajiahao,wojiaofuyanjie,nimenkeyijiaowoajie。”
ajieshuowan,jiubahuatongdijileguyanchen,“dajiahao,wojiaoguyanchen。”
xiaoqhaizaidengdaizheshenme,faxianguyanchenqueshimeiyouhuakeshuo,caijieguohuatou,“huanyingnimenliangwei!”
“duile,zaizheiliwoxiangyaodaitiwomenzhibojiandeguanzhongpengyoumenwennimenyigewenti,nimenweishenmehuixiangyaolaicanjiawomenzheigehuangdaoqiushengjiemu?”
zhaojiushiajiexianhuida:“woshiyinweixiaochenbaomingcanjia,wocaibaodeming。”
lundaoguyanchenhuidadeshihou,zhibojiansihudouanjinglexialai,suoyourendouzaiqidaitahuishuoshenme?
“wocanjiajiemushiweilezhengshenghuofeiheyihoushangdaxuedexuefei。”
cihuayichu,zhibojiandeguanzhongdouzuobuzhule!!
【guaibudezheigehaizizheimeshou,yuanlaitayaokaozijiyanghuoziji。】
【wokeyibaoyang……apei!wokeyishouyangta!】
【mingmingshizaikanzongyijiemu,woyanjiaozenmeshishide?】
xiaoqlenglehaoyihuicaifanyingguolai,tameixiangdaoguyanchenyuanlaineimekelian。
tazaiyebuxianqitashoule!
erjilimianturanchuanlaidaoyandeshengyin,“nifanwentajiarenqunalile?”
“nijiarenni?”xiaoqanzhaoyaoqiuwendao。
guyanchentanrandao:“woshiguer。”
【好可怜~】
【woruguoshiguerdehua,wokenengdouzhangbuda。】
【他说话好坦诚哦】
【zongjuedeshijuben,jiemuzuyaokaishixiaofeidajiadeshanliangle。】
【woyejuedeshiyande,zenmekenengsuibianchouxuanliugejiabin,jiuchouzhongleyigeguer?】
【jixukanjiemuzaixiadinglunba。】
xianchangchenmoleyihui,xiaoqyijingbeidaoyanmalejici。
daoyanyuanbenshixiangyaotawajuechugengduoguyanchendexinxi,yongmaicandefangshilaibodedajiadeguanzhu,danshixiaoqmeiyouzheimezuo。
guyanchenyijinggoucanle,nimenzheixiezibenjiahaiyaoxiaofeita?
nimenhaiyoumeiyouliangxinde?
haozaixianchangyoulailejiabin,xiaoqganjinzhaohuatihunongleguoqu。
budaobangexiaoshi,liuweijiabinquanbujuqi,tamenjianghuizuoshangliangxiaoshidedabache,ranhouzaichengchuandaomudedi。
zaichufazhiqian,jiemuzuyaoqiutamenzhinengdaisanyangdongxiguoqu,shengxiadeyoujiemuzubangtamenbaoguan,jiemujieshuhoujiuhuihaijitamen。
“xiaoqjiejie,womenzhendezhinengdaisanyangdongxima?”songwennuanduinvzhuchirenfaqilesajiaodegongji。
kexixiaoqgangzhengbua,jianchidao:“zheigeshizhipianrenzhidingdeguize,wozhishifuzechuandi,meibanfagenggai。”
“zheiyanga……neiwonengbunengyidaidongxisuanyiyang?”sajiaobucheng,songwennuankaishichangshilingleilijiejiemuguize。
“bukeyi。”xiaoqkendingdao。
chulesongwennuan,qitarendouzaifanxiangdaoju,bazijidedongxinachulai,changshicongzhongzhaodaozuixuyaodesanjiandongxi。
“wodaileneimeduohuoguodiliaohaiyoushicai,ai,kongpashiyongbushangle。”wuyihanyibiantanqiyibianfandongxi。
zhibojiandeguanzhongkandaotayixiangdeshiwu,chadianxiaochulesheng。
【bushi,zheigemenshibushiduihuangdaoqiushengjiemuyouwujie?】
【huangdaoqiushengkaoyandeshirenleishengcundejixian,yaoshishenmedoudaiguoqu,haiyoushenmekantou?】
hetamenshoumangjiaoluandechangjingxingchengxianmingdefanchadeshiguyanchenheajiezheizu。
“womenyirennayitiaotaikongtan。”
“wonayibabianxiedaoheyikuaifangshuibu。”
“ninayikunsanshengheyigedahuoqi。”
guyanchentounaoqingxidao,ajiejiufuzezhixingjiuxing,wanquanbuyongdongnaozi,yebuhuijiguyanchentianluan。
“ninhao,womenshoushihaole。”
liangrenbazijidedongxijiaoshangqu,zhiliuxiazhunbeidaideliuyangdongxi。
【muqianlaikan,haoxiangzhiyouguyanchenheajiezheilianggerenshiyouzhunbeierlaide,qitarenjiwodeganjuejiuxiangwutoucangyingyiyang,haifenbuqingdongnanxibei。】
【xiangqiguyanchenshuotalaicanjiajiemudeyuanyin,woxiangtaweilezhengdaoshenghuofeihexuefei,yinggaitiqianlejieguohuangdaoqiushengdexiangguanzhishileba?】
【wokanlebushaohuangdaoqiushengjiemu,guyanchenheajiedaidedongxiqishitingzhuanyede,yikanjiushizuoguogongke。】
【……】
cishi,gushengnanzhengshoudaoyiweixiaoxuetongxuefalaidexiaoshipin。
“nannan,zheigejiemuyouyigexiaogegehaoxiangzainijiajianguo,shibushinijiabaomudeqinqi?”
gushengnanxiayishidiankaixiaoshipin,limianzhenghaoshijiayanchenhuidanvzhuchirenwentideneiyiduan。
tashuotacanjiajiemudeyuanyindeweilezhengshenghuofeiheweilaishangdaxuedexuefei。
gushengnankandaozhei,zaiyerenbuzhule,baotoutongku。
guzhaodicongyiyuanhuilainahuanxideyifu,tingdaogushengnandekusheng,zouguoquqiaomen,“shengnan,nikule?”
gushengnandakaimen,yanleihebitihuleyimian,“dajie,nikankanzheigeshipin。”
guzhaodiyidiankaifaxianshipinlimianderenshiguyanchen,haiyoutingwantadeneifanhua,zhenggerendoubutaihaole。
gushengnanmeizhuyidaotadebuduijing,ziguzishuodao:“tabushinalenidexianglianma?”
“tanandaobuzhidaomaidiaonengzhengdaohaoduoqian?”
“zheiyangtajiubuyongcanjiahuangdaoqiushengzheizhongfanrenleidejixianxiangmule。”
“大姐,怎么办?”
“dagehuibuhuiyouweixian?taneimeshou,zhanzaianbianyigedalangjiunengshouleta……”
guzhaodichenmobuyu,tabuzhidaoyingbuyinggaigaosugushengnan,qishiguyanchenmeiyoutoutadexianglian。
taxianzaiqueshihenqueqian……
影帝男友为护白月光,将我送上热搜,骂名十亿
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