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《zhongshenghou,woyuanlipianxinfumu》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo,qianhuhouying,xunfengjianluwenbihenhao,siweihuoyue,guyanchengutiancishigaishudezhuyaorenwu,xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:ajiemashangbishangzuiba,juekoubutigushengnandeshiqing。guyanchenbadongxifanghao,kaishishangwangxuexi。wangshangyouhenduoguanyuhuangdaoqiushengdeshipin,tajin……

精彩章节

zheicidejiemuquanchenghuicaiyongzhibodefangshijinxingbofang,youyuqianqidejiciyure,jiemuyikaishizhibojianjiuyongjinleshiwanren!

【yousheihewoyiyangshichongzhejigejiabindemingzilaikanzhibode?】

【我!】

【我!】

【举手!】

【……】

houtaigongzuorenyuankanzhemanpingdedanmu,xianrulechenmo。

hezhedajiadoushiyinweijiabindemingzixiyinguolaide?

neitamenqianqitounaofengbao、gezhongchuangyihexinlaodefuchusuanshenme?

还不如几个谐音字?

有被误伤到……

lingyitou,guyanchenheajiedabuliuxingzoudaolenvzhuchirenxiaoqdepangbian,xiaoqhenreqingdihetamendazhaohu,“hai!”

“huanyingnimencanjiawomende《huangdaoqiushengzhisheizuiqiang》jiemu!”

“nimenhezhibojiandeguanzhongmendashengzhaohuba!”

xiaoqshidangdixiaoyoumingqidezhuchiren,dadaxiaoxiaokaweidenanyirenyijingjianguowushuge,danshiguyanchendechuxian,haishirangtazhenjingleyixia。

tamianbuxiantiaoganjingliluo,bilianggaoting,chuimoukanzhedishangdeshihou,yanjiemaoyounongyouzhang,buzhidaoxianmusiduoshaonvhaizi!!

tabuxiaodeshihoukanzheneilianershenchen,weiweixiaodeshihouwennuanyouyangguang。

yidingyaoshuotayoushenmequedian,neijiushitaishouleyidian。

ruguozaishaoweizhangdianrou,neijiuwanmeile。

“dajiahao,wojiaofuyanjie,nimenkeyijiaowoajie。”

ajieshuowan,jiubahuatongdijileguyanchen,“dajiahao,wojiaoguyanchen。”

xiaoqhaizaidengdaizheshenme,faxianguyanchenqueshimeiyouhuakeshuo,caijieguohuatou,“huanyingnimenliangwei!”

“duile,zaizheiliwoxiangyaodaitiwomenzhibojiandeguanzhongpengyoumenwennimenyigewenti,nimenweishenmehuixiangyaolaicanjiawomenzheigehuangdaoqiushengjiemu?”

zhaojiushiajiexianhuida:“woshiyinweixiaochenbaomingcanjia,wocaibaodeming。”

lundaoguyanchenhuidadeshihou,zhibojiansihudouanjinglexialai,suoyourendouzaiqidaitahuishuoshenme?

“wocanjiajiemushiweilezhengshenghuofeiheyihoushangdaxuedexuefei。”

cihuayichu,zhibojiandeguanzhongdouzuobuzhule!!

【guaibudezheigehaizizheimeshou,yuanlaitayaokaozijiyanghuoziji。】

【wokeyibaoyang……apei!wokeyishouyangta!】

【mingmingshizaikanzongyijiemu,woyanjiaozenmeshishide?】

xiaoqlenglehaoyihuicaifanyingguolai,tameixiangdaoguyanchenyuanlaineimekelian。

tazaiyebuxianqitashoule!

erjilimianturanchuanlaidaoyandeshengyin,“nifanwentajiarenqunalile?”

“nijiarenni?”xiaoqanzhaoyaoqiuwendao。

guyanchentanrandao:“woshiguer。”

【好可怜~】

【woruguoshiguerdehua,wokenengdouzhangbuda。】

【他说话好坦诚哦】

【zongjuedeshijuben,jiemuzuyaokaishixiaofeidajiadeshanliangle。】

【woyejuedeshiyande,zenmekenengsuibianchouxuanliugejiabin,jiuchouzhongleyigeguer?】

【jixukanjiemuzaixiadinglunba。】

xianchangchenmoleyihui,xiaoqyijingbeidaoyanmalejici。

daoyanyuanbenshixiangyaotawajuechugengduoguyanchendexinxi,yongmaicandefangshilaibodedajiadeguanzhu,danshixiaoqmeiyouzheimezuo。

guyanchenyijinggoucanle,nimenzheixiezibenjiahaiyaoxiaofeita?

nimenhaiyoumeiyouliangxinde?

haozaixianchangyoulailejiabin,xiaoqganjinzhaohuatihunongleguoqu。

budaobangexiaoshi,liuweijiabinquanbujuqi,tamenjianghuizuoshangliangxiaoshidedabache,ranhouzaichengchuandaomudedi。

zaichufazhiqian,jiemuzuyaoqiutamenzhinengdaisanyangdongxiguoqu,shengxiadeyoujiemuzubangtamenbaoguan,jiemujieshuhoujiuhuihaijitamen。

“xiaoqjiejie,womenzhendezhinengdaisanyangdongxima?”songwennuanduinvzhuchirenfaqilesajiaodegongji。

kexixiaoqgangzhengbua,jianchidao:“zheigeshizhipianrenzhidingdeguize,wozhishifuzechuandi,meibanfagenggai。”

“zheiyanga……neiwonengbunengyidaidongxisuanyiyang?”sajiaobucheng,songwennuankaishichangshilingleilijiejiemuguize。

“bukeyi。”xiaoqkendingdao。

chulesongwennuan,qitarendouzaifanxiangdaoju,bazijidedongxinachulai,changshicongzhongzhaodaozuixuyaodesanjiandongxi。

“wodaileneimeduohuoguodiliaohaiyoushicai,ai,kongpashiyongbushangle。”wuyihanyibiantanqiyibianfandongxi。

zhibojiandeguanzhongkandaotayixiangdeshiwu,chadianxiaochulesheng。

【bushi,zheigemenshibushiduihuangdaoqiushengjiemuyouwujie?】

【huangdaoqiushengkaoyandeshirenleishengcundejixian,yaoshishenmedoudaiguoqu,haiyoushenmekantou?】

hetamenshoumangjiaoluandechangjingxingchengxianmingdefanchadeshiguyanchenheajiezheizu。

“womenyirennayitiaotaikongtan。”

“wonayibabianxiedaoheyikuaifangshuibu。”

“ninayikunsanshengheyigedahuoqi。”

guyanchentounaoqingxidao,ajiejiufuzezhixingjiuxing,wanquanbuyongdongnaozi,yebuhuijiguyanchentianluan。

“ninhao,womenshoushihaole。”

liangrenbazijidedongxijiaoshangqu,zhiliuxiazhunbeidaideliuyangdongxi。

【muqianlaikan,haoxiangzhiyouguyanchenheajiezheilianggerenshiyouzhunbeierlaide,qitarenjiwodeganjuejiuxiangwutoucangyingyiyang,haifenbuqingdongnanxibei。】

【xiangqiguyanchenshuotalaicanjiajiemudeyuanyin,woxiangtaweilezhengdaoshenghuofeihexuefei,yinggaitiqianlejieguohuangdaoqiushengdexiangguanzhishileba?】

【wokanlebushaohuangdaoqiushengjiemu,guyanchenheajiedaidedongxiqishitingzhuanyede,yikanjiushizuoguogongke。】

【……】

cishi,gushengnanzhengshoudaoyiweixiaoxuetongxuefalaidexiaoshipin。

“nannan,zheigejiemuyouyigexiaogegehaoxiangzainijiajianguo,shibushinijiabaomudeqinqi?”

gushengnanxiayishidiankaixiaoshipin,limianzhenghaoshijiayanchenhuidanvzhuchirenwentideneiyiduan。

tashuotacanjiajiemudeyuanyindeweilezhengshenghuofeiheweilaishangdaxuedexuefei。

gushengnankandaozhei,zaiyerenbuzhule,baotoutongku。

guzhaodicongyiyuanhuilainahuanxideyifu,tingdaogushengnandekusheng,zouguoquqiaomen,“shengnan,nikule?”

gushengnandakaimen,yanleihebitihuleyimian,“dajie,nikankanzheigeshipin。”

guzhaodiyidiankaifaxianshipinlimianderenshiguyanchen,haiyoutingwantadeneifanhua,zhenggerendoubutaihaole。

gushengnanmeizhuyidaotadebuduijing,ziguzishuodao:“tabushinalenidexianglianma?”

“tanandaobuzhidaomaidiaonengzhengdaohaoduoqian?”

“zheiyangtajiubuyongcanjiahuangdaoqiushengzheizhongfanrenleidejixianxiangmule。”

“大姐,怎么办?”

“dagehuibuhuiyouweixian?taneimeshou,zhanzaianbianyigedalangjiunengshouleta……”

guzhaodichenmobuyu,tabuzhidaoyingbuyinggaigaosugushengnan,qishiguyanchenmeiyoutoutadexianglian。

taxianzaiqueshihenqueqian……

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