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“什么？”
“nizuowanzenmemeihewoshuo？”
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“啊！”
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tadewanglingsihou……niuqu……paxing……
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……
“guyanchen，nizhendeshichaohuwodexiangxiang！”
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shenruomianzhenjingle，guyanchenjuranganmata？
造反了！
taxiayishituileguyanchenyiba，guyanchenchangnianbeieduzi，yingyangbuliang，beitazheimeyitui，meizhanwen，daozaileshenhoudeqiangshang，hounaoshaobeikechulexue，liuleyidi，yebashenruomianheleyitiao，“ganjinjiaojiuhuche！”
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