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chongzhenlikedao：“zhoushilang！”
zhouyanruquanshenyizhan：“chenzai！”
“keyoucishi？”chongzhenmiansepingjing，danxinliyijingkaishixingfenle。
tinghuangdizheimeyishuo，dachenmenxinxiatongshidao：**！huangdi，nizheibushimingzhiguwenma，zuotiannijiuzaichanga！
dajiakanzhehuangdikaishibiaoyan，danyoubudebupeihehuangdiyanxi。
zhouyanruqiangzuozhendingdao：“bixia，chenyuanwang，neibushichendejiulou！”
“chaotangshangshiyilunzhiguozhicededifang，bushibananzhisuo，zhenduibananmeiyouxingqu。”chongzhendandandao，“caoaiqing，jizhenliandiaocha。”
yebujizhouyanrujieshidejihuile。
“遵旨！”
“许显纯！”
“臣在！”
“xiezhucaodarennaren！”
“tianzifangxin，renyijingzaijinyiweidalaole。”
zhouyanrudunshixintouyichen，rendouyijingdaojinyiweidalaole，neidifangyijinqu，shouxianjiudediugebantiaoming。
完了，这下完了！
zheidamingchaodeguanyuanmenzijiyousirenshangyechan，yijingbushishenmemimile，zhibuguolidaihuangdidouzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。
qitadachenshouzhongkendingyeyou，zhibuguozuodedoubijiaoyinbi。
zhuweichaochenyedoubaozhesidaoyoubusipindaodexintai，zhinengguaizhouyanrudaomei，huangdiweifusifang，juranbeihuangdijipengshangle。
tamenyebudanxinhuangdihuijiecimingyilaizhengdundachenmendeshangyechan，bijingzheimanchaodedachenhuoduohuoshaodouhuiyou。
damingchaodechenzi，nayigeganjing？
chongzhendao：“lairen，jiangzhouyanrudarutianlao，tinghoufaluo。”
“是！”
“bixia，chenyuanwang！bixia！chenyuanwanga！”
zhouyanru，nijuranyousanshiwanliangdejiachan！bunaleni，zhendoujuededuibuqizijile！
meibanfaa！zheiliaodongdejiangshimenyaochifan，shanxidebaixingmenyaochifan！
zhouyanrubeituoxiaquhou，dachenmenxiangshuohuayoubuganshuo，danxinyishuohua，huangdiyouwennishifuzenayikuaide？nibushuoshuonizijizuodezhengji，paolaizheilixiabibigaomaoxiana！
weizhongxianjiuqinzishifanleliangci，doubeihuangdiyongtongyangdehuaduihuiqule。
dachenmenturanfaxian，xinhuangbiqianjirenhuangdibanshishouduansihuyaojiandancubaoyixiea！
zheilibudezuoshilangheyoushilangjitianzhinei，sileyige，ruyuleyige，libudunshiyouzhongtoutengdeganjue。
ganqinghuangdizhuanmenjiunanielibubufangle？
jiexialaidelibushangshushishei？
chongzhenchaodiyilaoyoutiaowentiren！
zheishiyijingneidingle，zhibuguojiejinnianguan，shoumingyishihaimeiyouzhixingxiaqu。
wentirenyikanzijilianggeshuxiadou**diaole，dunshiyouleweijigan。
zhengzaitasicunzhijian，erbianchuanlaihuangdideshengyin：“wentiren。”
wentirenxinyizhan，lianmangchuliedao：“chenzai！”
chongzhengancuicongshangmianzouxialai，dashengdao：“zhenwenniyigewenti！”
“请天子明示。”
“zheitianxia，shizhendetianxia，haishinimenzheibangchenzidetianxia？”
wentirenbuhuangbumangdao：“bixianaishisihaigongzhu，wudengjieweibixiachenzi，ziranshibixiadetianxia。”
qiyudachenyehuangmangguixia，qihudao：“lvtuzhibin，mofeiwangchen！tianziwansui！”
chongzhenzaidachenmenmianqian，daxiaolejisheng，lianseyichen，dunshiwuyunmibudao：“nimenhaizhidaozheitianxiashizhendetianxia！jinrizhouyanrudanganliyongbuyuandachenzhiquan，zaijingshisishejiulou，yimanhenzhishouduanduominsicai，shisheijitadedanzi！”
huangdideshengyinhuixiangzaitaihedianli，rutongtiangongfanu。
“tianzixinu，chendengsizui！”
wentirenyehuangmangguixia，yijuhuayebuganshuole。
tanaoziliquezaizhuan，huangdidianzijidemingshiheyongyi？
tayishijianyebuzhidaohuangdishizenmexiangde。
chongzhenjixudao：“shifenglai，nijizhengunchulai！”
“chenzai！”gechenshifenglailianmangpachulai，huangkongdao。
chongzhenshengyinrudaosijian，zhijiehewendao：“shanxidahan，chidiqianli，weihebujiannizaipiaonishangshangzou！”
yixiangdaoshanxidahan，chongzhenzhijuedenuqichongtian，nimenzheibangzidachen，zhenyangnimenheyong！
shifenglaidajing：“bixia，chenyeshigangrugebangeyue，hailaibujizhixiao，bugansuiyiluanbao！”
“goupi！”chongzhennumaleyiju。
dachenmenzhijuedeyouxiejingqi，zenmehuangdilianruciwuhuidehuadoumachulaile，taisule！
望之不似人君啊！
chongzhenquequanranbugudachenmendekanfa，tahenhenchuaileshifenglaiyijiao：“zhengaosunimen，nimengesiqizhi，zhenyaozhaonimenyaojieguo！shiqingmeiyoujieguo，nimenrangzhenzenmexiangxinnimenzhongjunaiguo？
“shanxidehanzairuhejiejue，liaodongdefangyuruhejiagu，chaotingdeshuishouruhezengjia，baixingruheanjuleye，zhenyaotingdeshizheixie，bushinimenzhengrizhizezheigezhizeneige！”
“臣等罪该万死！”
faleyidunhuozhihou，chongzhenzuorijiyazaixintoudenuqishaoweixiaoleyixie。
tazhongxinzuohuiqu，dao：“douqilaiba。”
大臣们这才起身。
“shifenglai，zheishanxizhenzaizhishi，zhenjiaojiniquban，shitianzhihou，zhenyaokandaonidetian，zhenzhijinisangeyueshijian，bazaiqingjizhenhuanxialai，buranzhenyaolenidenaodai！”
shifenglailianmangdao：“zunzhi，qingtianzifangxin，chenyidingbandao！”
shifenglaixinzhongbaozha，sangeyue？
这怎么可能！
shanxidahan，youbushijinniankaishide，zheixienianxibeitianzairenhuobuduan，zenmekenengsangeyuezhineihuanhe！
jianshifenglaituranfeilaihenghuo，qitadachenxinzhongdoutouzhele。
dengshifenglaibeikanlenaodai，zijijiuyoujihuirugele。
dajiadoubingchengzhesidaoyoubusipindaodexintai，deguoqieguo。
zheijiushidamingchaotangdejibenxianzhuang。
huangdiyoudao：“sunaiqing。”
sunchengzongchuliedao：“chenzai！”
“jizhendejunfangyaojiagu，zhenshoudaozuixinqingbao，jiannuhenkenengyaogongdajizhen，budebufang！”
“bixiafangxin，laochenyijingzuoleanpai。”
“henhao，nibanshizhenfangxin，jinguanquzuo，zhendouzhichini！”
chongzhenyoudao：“fangaiqing。”
libushangshufangzhuanglichuliedao：“chenzai！”
“zhaoxuguangqirujing，gongbushangshuxuefengxiangyijinggezhi，zhenyaorangtalaizuogongbushangshu，aiqingyixiaruhe？”
fangzhuanglidao：“xuguangqijingtonggongshizhixue，chenyiweikexing。”
“好，就这么办。”
wanchenglediyilunderenshianpaihou，chongzhenhuiquhuhudashuileyijue。
shiguangfeishi，santianguoqule。
xuyingyuandaoledongjiang，jiandaolemaowenlong。
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