qinzhanlinxiaonuanshixiaoshuo《zhanshennaiba》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu，jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao，zuozhe“xingdi”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong，gaishuwei：“aiyo**，hainimakuihuadianxueshou！”“zheishigaoshou，zheishigaoshou……”“qinzhan，nijiwoqilai！”ting……
“qinzhan！laideshihouwozenmegennishuode！”
yanketingnei，linqingyunaonubukandedingzheqinzhan，chizedao：“nibushidayingguowobureshime！nizheigepianzi，**！”
“woshidayingguonibureshi，kebudaibiaobierenreshiwobuguan。”
qinzhansonglesongjian，buyiweiran。
“sheirenile，nizheigeshenjingbing，wokannijiushizaiwuzhongshengyou！”
“neijiahuosuiranmeirewo，danshirenijiubuxing。”
tingdaozheihua，linqingyudengshizhangkouwuyan。
tazhidaoqinzhanshiweitahao，buxiangrangtaheliuhaodejiu，keyouzheimedangjiudeme？
“bujiushiyibeijiume，wanbuqibiewana！”
“meicuo，zhenbazijidanggerenwule，chulaihaidaigegenban，gaibuhuishixiaobailianba？”
zheishi，zhouweidenvzhubomendoushikanrenaobuxianshida，youkaishishanfengdianhuoqilai。
danjianlinqingyuyeshineixinjiujie，buguozuishangqueshiburaodao：“doushinigandehaoshi，zaozhidaojiuburangnigenzhelaile！”
“he，nigaibuhuizhenyiweineijiahuoshiwo……beitianwang，erneibeijiuyeshidanchunjingnideba？”
秦战觉得有些搞笑。
“tabushinandaonishi！？”linqingyuqidao。
“pu！zheijiahuoyaoshibeitianwangwozhibo**！”
“meicuo，zhenshidousiwole，quanshenshangxiachuandebuchaoguoerbaikuai，jingranyeganwangchengzijishibeitianwang？”
“hahaha，zheijueduishiwobenniandutingdaoguozuihaoxiaodexiaohua……”
zhouweidezhubomendoushixiaodeqianyanghouhe，youdeshenzhihaitaochuleshoujizhunbeilaigexianchangzhibo。
qinzhanlandegenzheiqunhaowusuzhidenvrenfeihua，zhikanxianglinqingyu。
“xing，neiwozoule，budaraonijiaojile。”
tazhuzizhujudeshuozhe，gangzhunbeiliqu，quebeiyiqunnvzhuboweizhu。
“zenme，releshijiuxiangpao？biejia，jiejiemenjiniyigeluliandejihui。”
“来，看这里……”
yishijian，yidabangnvzhubobianjiaqile**gan，manlianxinvededuizhibojianguanzhongjieshidao：“lailailai，dajiadoukana，jiushizheijiahuo，juranshuozijishibeitianwang……”
lingyibian，linqingyuyemeinengbaituojiuchan，beizhongrenweizaizhongjian，fenfendangzuodiaokanduixiang，yiciquleyuzhibojianneideguanzhong。
ermeigenvzhubodezhibojianli，wubushidaliangshuaping。
“shenme，zheijiahuoshibeitianwang？wohaiwangchicongni！”
“gaibuhuishiguyichaozuo，laicengredudeba？”
“wokanyidingshizheiyang，yaoburanjiupingneigenvzhuboderenqi，zenmenengzheimeduandeshijianjiuchaoyuetingjie……”
zheiliangtian，youyuxingyaochuanmeideyunzuo，zaijiashangqinzhandejuedashangzengjiapuguanglv，yuanbenmeitianzhiyoujibaishangqianguanzhongdelinqingyu，rujinzhiboyeshiyoulepowandequshi。
yiwan、shiwan、baiwan，shizuoweiyimingzhubodejigefenshuiling。
tangruoyongyoubaiwanzaixianguankanrenshu，jiuzhengmingneigezhubodefensijishuxiangdangpangda，tongchangqingkuangzhishaodoushishangqianwandefensi。
buguoyeyouliwai，jiubirulinqingyu，tadefensicaijishiwan，danmeicizhibojiuyijingyoushangwanrenguankan，zuyizhengmingshenmeshishilipaidecaiyizhubo。
xiangbieryan，qitanvzhubochulezaizhibojianlisaoshounongzi，yiqiuxijing，youzhencaishiliaodemeijige。
jiubirubeichengzhiweitingjiedenvzhubo，yejiushixianqianchouyandeneigenvren。
zaitadedaitouxia，xianchangmeigenvzhubodoufadonglezijidefensituan，linshipaishangyongchang，jiuxiangshuijunyiyangkaishiduilinqingyugongjiqilai。
“laia，dajiadoulaikankanlinqingyuhetadetiangou，haidayanbucandewangchengzijijiushibeitianwang，dengxialiushaohuilaidajiadoudengzhekanhaoxia……”
tingjieyibianduizhibojianlideguanzhongtianyoujiacu，yibianxieyankanzhelinqingyu。
tajintianjiushiyaobajingzhengduishoueshazaiyaolanli！
“haha，tingjieweiwubaqi！”
“aima，zheixianeixiaozizhidingdexiecaile，jingranganzailiushaomianqianzhuangbi……”
“neibushiliushaome，kuaikan，liushaodairenlaile！”
dangjingtouwuyizhongpaidaoyiliannurongdeliuhaoduomenerrushi，zhubojianliderenshuzaicibeizeng，zhijiezhaguole。
nvzhubomenyedoufenfenkandaoliuhaojinlai，shiquderangchuyitiaodaolu，zhuanerjiangjingtouduizhunchangshang，kaishizhankaitexie。
“daxingzhuangbidalianxianchangyaokaishilou……”
“zuodengzheixiaozibeiliushaodachuxiang！”
“liushao，ninhuilaile。”
tingjiekandaoliuhao，xinzhongbujingengjiadeyi，gucibeixingfenchonghuntounaodeta，jingranmeizhuyidaoliuhaoshenhouzuijiudejiangbo。
“都给我起开！”
dangzhezhongduonvzhubodemian，yijishenhoudejiangbo，liuhaogengjiachangkuangdao：“xiaozi，benshaozuihouzaijiniyicijihui，congwodekuaxiazuanguoqu，wojiufangniyima！”
“**，haishiwomenliushaohuiwan！”
“zuankua？zheixiayouhaoxikanle……”
“guyouhanxinkuaxiazhiru，jinyou……eidui，zheixiaozijiaoshenmemingzi？”
“guantajiaoshenme，xiaozi，liushaojinijihuibiebuzhongyonga，kuaizuan！”
“钻胯！钻胯！”
zhibojianlideguanzhongtucaobuduan，fengkuangdedaizhejiezou，liuhaoxurongxinzuosui，gaoaodecongkoudaitaochuyigenxiangyandianshang，yibianchouzheyibianjiaocaiyizi，mieshizheqinzhan。
tahenxiangshouzheizhongbeiwanrenyongcudeganjue！
danjianzheishiqinzhanmianwubiaoqingdexiangtazouqu，yanshenzhongfengmangbilu！
“qinzhan，niyaoganshenme，biezaichongdongle！”
linqingyujianhoulianmangpaoshangqianzhizhidao：“woqiunile，nizouba，nikuaizou……”
tashenzhiqinzhandepiqi，kerujindangzhezheimeduorendemian，haiyoushushiwandezaixianguanzhong，ruguodadachushou，zheijianshiyidinghuizaiwangshangkuaisufajiao，houguobukanshexiang。
“heng，xiaozi，nigangcaibushihenniubime！”
liuhaojiaoxiaozhe，jianqinzhanyongdusheyiyangdemuguangdingzheta，benlaihaiyouxiejupa，danyixiangzijiyouzheimeduoren，xuanjibiantingzhileyaoban。
“啪！”
ranerjiuzaizheishi，sheiyemeiyouxiangdao，congliuhaobeihouhurancuanchulaiyigeren，yibazhangjiuhenhenshanzailetadenaodaishang。
lishi，liuhaobianlianrendaiyandoubeiguaidaozaidi。
“蒋……蒋少？”
zhidaozheishi，zhongrencaizhuyidaoyizhizaihoumiandejiangbo，wubumiansejubian。
“jiangshao，nin，ninganmadawo？”
tandaozaidideliuhaomengbibuyi，wangzhejiangboneiyinchendeyaodichushuilaideshenqing，manmandequanshibujie。
“**de！nirangsheizuankuani！？”
dangjiangbozairenqunzhongkandaoqinzhandediyiyanqi，tadejiuyibianwanquanbeijingxingle。
“worang……rangzheixiaozia，meishuonin……”
“我钻你妈！”
tingdaozheihua，jiangboerhuabushuo，zaicipitougailianchaoliuhaohenhenshanleshangqu，liuhaoshunjianbixuekuangbiao！
“zheishiqinxiansheng！yeshinitemenengrede！？”
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