xiangbudaozuozheasatuosideshanlinghuiyongzheizhongfangshizhankai《zhongshengwoshiwudalang！》juqingdemiaoxie，jirenfeichangdadejingxi，kanhouyouyizhongyiyouweijindeganjue，zhujiaowuzhipanjinlianzuizhongjiejuyeshihenjingxide，xiaoshuozhuyaojianglexiaogunianglenglengkanzhewuzhi，youxiebuganxiangxinyanqianzheigerenzheimedadan。“zheirenhaodadanzi，ganheximendaguanrenzuodui。”……
第2章
“ganniang，nibuyaoshuole！”
panjinlianlianseyinchen，baishoudao：“wojiadalangsuiranshengdeaixiaolexie，danwomenshijiefafuqi，woqinengzuoduibuqitadeshiqing？”
“laofanganniangqugaosuneiximendaguanren，rangtaduanlenianxiang，xiuyaozaiticishi。”
panjinliannaqizhuoshangdeyinzi，haijiwangpo，“ganniangkuaizouba，ruoshirangdalangtingjianzheixiehua，wuhuilejiubuhaole。”
tingdaozheili，wuzhibuyoudeluchulexiaorong。
zheipanjinliansihuhezijilejiedaodebutaiyiyang，duiwuzhihaishihenzhongzhende。
“nitineisancundingganshenme？”
wangpolengxiaoyisheng，buxiedao：“bieshuorangtatingdao，jiushidangzhetademian，wozhiyaotichuximendaguanrendemingtou，biannenghedetabansi！”
“daoshihoushuobudingtahaiyaozhudongquanni，genleximendaguanrenni？”
“haogejianqianyankaidelaoyupo，lapitiaodouladaowojianiangzitoushanglaile。”
jiranquedinglepanjinlianmeiyouwenti，wuzhinalihairendezhu，zhijiechongloushangchonglexialai。
“jirannidoutingdaole，neiyeshengdewozaifeihua。”
kandaowuzhinuqichongchongdixialai，wangpobujinbupa，fanerzhigaoqiangdilengxiaodao：“niruonengquandexiaoniangzihuixinzhuanyi，congleximendaguanren，zheidingyinzibianshinide。”
wangpomanlianjifeng，jiezheyouweixiedao：“niruoshibushixiang，neiximendaguanrenkebushihaorede。”
“ximendaguanrenbuhaore，nandaolaozijiuhaorema？”
wuzhilengxiao，taishoubianshiyibazhang，henhendazaiwangpolianshang。
啪！
“aiyo，tengsiwole！”
wuzhicikesuiranshenxingaixiaoleyidian，dantabijingshigenanren，liqihaishibuxiao。
zheiyibazhangzhijiejiangwangpodadeyigelieju，shuaidaozaidishang，lianshouzhongdeyinziyegunlechulai。
“nihuiqugaosuximenqingneigezasui，ruguozaigandawoniangzizhuyi，xiaoxinlaoziyanleta。”
wuzhiyijiaojiangneidingyinzicaizaijiaoxia，lenglengkanzhedishangdewangpo：“haiyouni，yaoshizaiganchushenmesouzhuyi，xiaoxinwojiaowoxiongdidaizheyayi，zhijiechaolenijia。”
yitingwusongdemingtou，wangpobuyoudalegelengzhan，neikeshichishoukongquandasidiaojingbaiehudeshashen！
takanzhewuzhijiangneidingyinzijianqilai，nazaishouzhong，yuyanyouzhi。
“zheidingyinzijiudangshinipeizuile，mingbaima？”
wuzhizhijiejiangyinzichuaijinhuaizhong。
“明白了！”
wangpoxinzhongyichen，zhidaozheidingyinzidaolewuzhishouzhong，shinabuhuilaile。
“jiranmingbaile，haibukuaigun？”
wuzhidengxiangwangpo，ehenhendao：“mofeishixiangrangwodongshouqingnichuquma？”
“wudaguanrenbieshengqi，wozheijiugun，zheijiugun！”
wangpoheleyitiao，jimangliangundaipadipaole。
panjinliankanzhewuzhidazouwangpo，huanghujian，jingjuedewuzhideshenxingbiandegaodalexuduo。
wuzhihuitoukanxiangpanjinlian，“niangzi，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？”
“dalang，buguanwodeshi，doushineiwangpo......”
buzhidaoweishenme，jiechuwuzhidemuguang，panjinlianzhigandaoxintiaojiasu，buganzhishi。
“niangzikezhidao，guangshuoshimeiyongde？”
wuzhimuguangzhuozhuo，daliangzhepanjinlian，wanweidao：“burulaidianshijixingdong，yehaorangwoxiangxin？”
panjinlianzhijuedewuzhidemuguangfangfonengchuantouyiqie，jiangtakanlegejingguang。
tabuyouqiaolianfanhong，niuniedao：“dalangyaonujiazenmezuo，nujiajiuzenmezuo，nujiadoutingnide！”
kanzhepanjinlianfanhongdeqiaolian，wuzhibuyouxintouyidang，“guozhenshigegourenxinhundeyaojing，nanguaineiximenqingbeiganzizayixiahou，bianruzhelemoyiban。”
“dalang，nizenmele？shinalibushufuma？”
panjinlianjianwuzhizhigougoukanzheziji，haiyiweishitabingmeihao，manlianguanqiediwanxiayaolai。
tazheiyiwanyao，lingkoudeyifugenzhexiazhui。
wuzhidemuguang，ganghaotouguolingkou，kandaolimianneiruoyinruoxian，**ruyudeyiduifengyu。
youqishikandaopanjinlianneicoushangqianlaideyintaoxiaozui，wuzhidianqilejiaojian。
“dalang，ni......wu！”
panjinlianhaidaizaiwen，jieguogangzhangkaizui，bianbeiyizhenwenrejiduzhu。
chaneijian，panjinliandengdaleyanjing，lianhuxidoutingzhu。
zhiyouyikexin“dongdongdong”tiaodefeikuai。
yebuzhidaoguoquduojiu，wuzhigandaozijijiaohuaifasuan，zheicaiganxindilikaineirouhuawenruandeyuchun。
zhijianpanjinlianmanlianfeihong，dizhetou，buganqukanwudalang。
gangcaideneizhongrangtahunshensuma，xintiaojiasudeganjue，rangtamizuibuyi。
wuzhikanpanjinlianyouxieyiluanqingmideyangzi，yeshiyizhendeyi，“kanlaiwoyikoujiubapanjinlianjiwendeshenhundiandaole。”
“dalang，nifenghanhaimeihao，ganjinshanglouquxiuxiba！”
panjinlianlengjingxialai，duiwuzhishuodao。
“niangzi，zheiliangtianxinkunile，niquxiuxiba，woyijinghaole。”
wuzhijiangpanjinliantuishanglouti，zijizoujinlechufang。
kandaoanbanshangyijingrouhaodemiantuan，wuzhixianrulechenmo。
suiranjintianwangpobeitadazoule，keneiximenqingjueduibukenengjiucibaxiu。
ximenqingjiadayeda，haiyoubeihoudakaoshan，xiangyaokanghengximenqing，jinjinkaomaichuibing，xianranshibukenengdeshiqing。
“有了！”
wuzhikanzheyanqiandemiantuan，turanyanjingyiliang，xinzhongyoulezhuyi。
jiezhe，wuzhibianwanqixiuzi，zaichufangzhongmangliuleqilai。
panjinlianzheiliangtianzhaogushengbingdewudalang，dequeshileihuaile，laidaoloushangzhijiejiushuizhele。
dengtaxingguolaideshihou，jiuwendaowuzilipiaodangzheyizhenzhenyourenxiangqi。
shunzhexiangweilaidaolouxiachufang，jiukandaoyuanbenfangchuibingdekuanglimian，fangzheyigegeyuanbing。
neibingbiyibandebingyaodaxuduo，biaomianyourouyoucai，youguangjinhuang，xiangqipubi，panjinlianrenbuzhushizhidadong。
“dalang，zheishishenmea？”
panjinliancongweixiangguo，binghainengzuoderucixiangqiyouren。
wuzhiheiheiyixiao，jiangyuanbingqiechengshikuai，dishangyikuaijipanjinlian，“zheijiaopisabing，yourouyoucai，jueduidamai！”
xianqianwuzhikanzhefahaodemiantuan，bianxiangdaozuopisabing，fanzhengzhuyaocailiaodoushixianchengde。
“披萨饼？”
panjinlianemeiqingcu，qingqingyaoleyikou，dunshimankounongxiang，kousheshengjin。
“好吃吗？”
“haoshihaochi，jiushimingziyouxieqiguai！”
“nixianchizhe，woqujieshangbazheixiepisabingdoumaile。”
wuzhitiaozhezuohaodeershiduogepisabinglaidaowangchangmaichuibingdedifang，yidakaihezi，xiangqisisan，budengwuzhijiaomai，likebianyinqizhouweixingrenzhuyi。
“dalang，nijintiandechuibingzenmezheimexianga？”
“wojintianmaidekebushichuibing！”
“bushichuibing，neishishenmea？”
“shiwoxinfamingdeyizhongbing，jiaozuopisabing！”
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