第5章
suiranwuzhimeiyoujianguozhuanghan，danquediyishijianjiurenchulai，zheizhuanghanzhengshiwusong。
“xiongdi，nizenmelaile？”
kandaowusong，wuzhixinzhongmomingganjuedaoyiguqinqie，jimangjiangtaqingjinwu。
“gege，woshilaixiangnigaocide！”
wusongjindewulai，jiangshouzhongtizhedejiucaiguoroufangdaozhuozishang。
yuanlai，wusongshoulexianlingdefenfu，yaoqudongjingbanshi，suoyiteyilaihewuzhigaobie。
wuzhihenqingchu，wusonglikaizhihou，bianshiyuanbenwudalangdesiqi。
ximenqingjueduihuichenzhewusongbuzaizheiduanshijian，duizijidongshou。
wuzhimeiyouhewusongshuoximenqingdeshiqing，youzuolelianggepisabing，chidewusongzanbujuekou。
chibaohezuzhihou，xiongdiliangxianghuzhufuleyifan，wusongzheicailikai。
“咚咚咚！”
songzouwusong，ganggangguanshangmen，qiaomenshengqueyouzaicixiangqi。
wuzhiyiweishiwusonghuizhuan，dakaimenquejiantanglongzhanzaimenwai。
“shitanglongxiongdi，kuaikuaiqingjin！”
kandaotanglong，wuzhidaxi。
duifangjiranlaile，kendingshijuedingliuxialai。
benlaitahaizaidanyou，rujinwusongbuzai，zijiyigerenduifuximenqing，youxieshidanligu。
zheixiazhenghaojieletazheifangmiandanyou。
“wudage，xiaodiyouyaoshixianggao！”
“什么事情？”
jiantanglongmianseningzhong，wuzhiyeshouqixiaorong。
“gangcaiwolaishi，kandaoyigelaopozi，zainimenqianguiguisuisui......”
yuanlai，tanglonglaishi，yuanyuanbiankandaoyigelaotaipopazaiwuzhijiamenkou，xiangshizaitoutingdeyangzi。
tabenxiangshangqianhechi，ranerneilaotaipoqueturanzhuanshenzoule。
tanglongzhinengqiaoqiaogenzhe，zhitingneilaotaipoyibianzou，yibiankouzhongniantaozhewuzhidemingzi。
jiezheyoutingduifangshuo，zheiwusongyizou，bianshiwuzhisiqi，tayaolikezhaoshenmeximendaguanrenshangyi。
zheifanhuatingdetanglongxinzhongyijing，kanneilaotaipojinlewu，tabianjimanglaizhaowuzhi。
“dage，zheilaotaipoyaohainixingming，buruxiongdiwanshangqianrutajia，jiangzheilaoyupoyidaoliangduan！”tanglongshuqishouzhangyihui，yuqisenrandao。
“zheilaotaipobushiguanjian，shaletayewuyongchu！”
wuzhibailebaishou，shiyibuyongzheji。jiezhewendao：“xiongdijiranlaizhaowo，keshiyiyoujueduanle？”
“xiaodiliuluojianghu，wuyiwukao，mengwudagetaiju，tanglongyuanyiliuxialai！”tanglongdiantoudao。
“好！”
wuzhidaxiao，suijinachuyidingyinzi，fangzaitanglongmianqiandao：“jiranruci，xiongdikejiangzheixieqiannaqu，xianzhibangezhuchu，andunxialai，mingriyizaozailaizhaowo。”
“dage，xiaodiwugongbushoulu，zheibuheshiba？”
kanzhemianqianzuyouwuliangdeyinzi，tanglongyeshilengzhu。
taxianqianhaiyiwei，wuzhibuguoshiyigemaibingxiaofan，sheiliaochushouqueshirucikuoqi。
zhisuoyiyuanyiliuxialai，buguoshichangguoneipisabingzhihou，juedeweidaoshizaishishijianshaoyou，suoyicaijuedingzanshiliuxialaibangmang。
“haha，tanglongxiongdi，nijiranjiaowoyishengdage，wowuzhiqinengrangzijixiongdiliangeluojiaozhididoumeiyou？”wuzhidandanxiaodao。
“gegegaoyi，xiongdibianbukeqile。”
tanglongxingzibenlaijiuzhi，jianwuzhizheimeshuo，yebuzaituiwei，nashangyinzilikaile。
“dalang，zheirenshishei？tashuodehuakexinma？”
tanglonggangzou，panjinliancongloushangxialaiwendao。
“niangzi，zheirenshiwozaoshangxinjieshidehaohan，tashuodehuabuhuiyoujia。”
wuzhihuitou，jiangzaoshangzaidajieshangyudaodipidaoluan，tanglongzhangyichushoudeshiqingshuole。
“xiangbudaoneiximenqingzheimekee！”
panjinliantingdejingyabuyi，xinzhongfangxialeduitanglongdehuaiyi。
“dalang，neiximenqingyouqianyoushi，rujinshushuyoubuzai，womengaizenmeban？”
“niangzimoji，weifuziyouyingdui。”
“ei，dalang，doushiwohaileni......”
“niangziqiemohusiluanxiang，shineiximenqingqinshouburu，yuniangzihegan？”
wuzhihahaxiaodao：“yaoshizhangdehaokanshiyizhongzui，neiweifuwo......qibushizuigaiwansi？”
“大郎！”
tingdaozheimebuzhengjingdehua，panjinlianbuyoupotiweixiao，zhudongtouruwuzhihuaizhong。
wuzhibaozhupanjinlianyouxiangyouruandejiaoqu，yanzhongbumanhanshuang。
“西门庆，王婆！”
“jirannimenyaozhaosi，wobianchengquannimen！”
anfuhaopanjinlianzhihou，wuzhinachuneiben《yinyangguiyuangong》，kaishixiulianqilai。
yiri，tianguangweiliang，panjinliancongchuangshangqilai。
yiwangzheigeshihou，bianshitaqichuanghemianzhengchuibing，ranhourangwuzhitiaozheshangjiequmai。
ranerjintian，chuangshangquemeiyoulewuzhideshenying。
xiadeloulai，zhijianyigerenyijingzaichufangmangliukaile。
“dalang，nizenmeqidezheimezao？”
“zuotianpisabingmaidehenbucuo，jintianwoyaoduozuoyixie。”
“neiwolaibangnihemian！”
“niangzi，nihuiqushuigehuilongjueba，jintianyaomaidepisabing，woyijingdouzuohaole。”
“yi？dalang，nizenmehaoxiangzhanggaole？”
turan，panjinlianfachuyishengjinghu，buganxiangxindikanzhewuzhi。
taroulerouyanjing，haiyiweishikancuole。
yiqiandewudalang，zhanqilaideshengaohaibudaotajiantou，jintianqueyijinghetachabuduole。
“niangzi，nimeiyoukancuo，wodequeshizhanggaole。”
wuzhixiaohehedijiangzuohaodepisabingzhuangjinchuibinghe，yeshihenkaixindeyangzi。
“dalang，zheishizenmehuishia？”
panjinlianmanyandoushibukesiyi，yinweitafaxianwuzhibujinzhanggaole，pifuyeburuwangrineibanhei，mianxiangyebiandeyingjunlexuduo，zhenggerendeqizhidoubuyiyangle。
“shizheiyangde，wozuotianzaidajieshangmaipisabing，yudaoyigehuofo，neihuofoshuohewoyouyuan，jiekailewodetianyuan，haichuanwoyitaoxiuliangongfa，nengrangwozhangchengbachinaner。”
wuzhijiangzuotianyudaozhizhenzhanglaodeshiqingyupanjinlianshuole。
zuotian，tasuirangandaoshenshangfashengleyixiebianhua，danquebugoumingxian，suoyiyemeiyouhepanjinlianshuo。
jingguoyifanxiulianzhihou，tafaxianzijizhendezhanggao，zheicaiquedingzhizhenzhanglaoshuodedoushizhende。
“dalang，zhendema？neizhenshitaihaole！”
panjinlianshangqianlazhemanshoudoushiyoudewuzhi，yanzhongyicailianlian，yifuyoujingyouxidemoyang。
tabuguoshigenianjinershichutoudenvzi。
youyounagenvren，buxiwangzijidenanrenshigenengrangzijichongmananquangan，dingtianlididerenwu？
kexi，yuanbendewudalang，bujinshigesancunding，haishigebujiefengqingdemutou。
weirengengshiyonglannuoruo，mianduibierentiaoxin，zhinengyiweiditoutuirang。
yizhiyuzaiqinghexianzhubuxiaqu，zhinengbandaoyangguxianlai。
tabenyiweizijiyibeizijiuzheiyangle。
buxiangzuotianwuzhiqueturanfangfokaiqiao，bujinzuochucongweitingshuoguodepisabing，haidaitachumenmaiyifu，gengzaimianduineixiedipiliumangdeshihou，jiangtabaohuzaishenhou，baqichushou，dijiangdipidazou。
zheiyiqie，rangtaduishenghuoyouranqilexiwang。