殡葬专业，我给千亿豪门当活人司司仪那个年纪-著

小说简介

baokuanxiaoshuobinzangzhuanye，wojiqianyihaomendanghuorensisiyizhujiaoshiguchenguyanglinwan，shiyibuduanpianyanqingdexiaoshuo，zuozheneigenianjiwenbihenyouhuamiangan，juqingfazhandiedangqifu，zhideyikan。gushijianjie：zheigejihuataizhoumile。ruguobushiwozheigebinzangzhuanyede“bianshu”chuxian，ruguobushiwoduishitihehuaxueyao……

精彩章节

“shen**，wofuqinhaimeisi。danwoxuyaoni，weitazhunbeiyichangzangli。”

dianhuaneitou，nanrendeshengyinxiangshibeibingshuijinpaoguo，lengdemeiyouyisiwendu。

wojiaoshenyuan，yigepingpingwuqidebinzangzhuanyebiyesheng。cike，wozhengniezhedianhua，huaiyizijishibushijiedaolezhapiandianhua。

“xiansheng，ninshishuo……yuyan？”woshitanzhewen，zheishiwomenxingyeliweiyixietebiepasiyoutebieyouqiandekehutigongde“siwangtiyan”fuwu。

“bu，”nanrengancuililuodifouding，“shizhenzhengdezangli。congxianzaikaishi，zhidaota‘siwang’deneiyitian。choulao，yiqianwan。”

wodexinzangloutiaoleyipai。

一千万。

zheigeshuzixiangyikezhalei，zaiwobenjiupinjideyinxingzhanghushangkonghongranzhaxiang。wojihunengtingjianzijiyankoushuideshengyin。

“dizhi。”wobuzaifeihua，gancuidexianglingyigeren。

banxiaoshihou，yiliangheisedelaosilaisitingzailewoneipojiudetongzilouxia，yinlaiwushulinjutantoutannaodezhangwang。wochuanzheyishenzuitimiandeheisezhiyezhuang，linzhewodezhuanyegongjuxiang，mianwubiaoqingdizuolejinqu。

cheziyilushixiangchengshizuidingjidefurenqu——yundingshanzhuang。zheilidemeiyidongbieshudouxiangshigugaodejunwang，fukanzheshanxiadeyunyunzhongsheng。

laosilaisizaiyidongzuiweihongweidezhuangyuanqiantingxia。menkoudetangjindazixiezhe“guzhai”。

jinghaishidegujia，yigezhangkongzheqianyishangyediguodepangrandawu。

laijiewodeshiyigeguanjiamoyangdezhongniannanren，taziwojieshaoxingli。talingzhewochuanguoxiujiandeyisibugoudehuayuan，zoujinleneizuowanrugongdiandebieshu。

ketingli，shuijingdiaodengdeguangmangbinglengdiqingxiexialai，zhaozheyizhangzhangbudongshengsedelian。

zhuweishangzuozheyigechuanzhekaojiu、qizhilengyingdenanren，tajiushijiwodadianhuadegujiadashaoye，guchen。tadepangbian，shiyigedabandehuazhizhaozhan，yanshenquexiangcuiledudenianqingren，ershaoyeguyang。lingyice，zuozheyigemianrongaiqi，yankuangtonghong，kanqilaichuchukeliandenvhai，tingjieshaoshigulaoyezigangzhaohuilaidesishengnv，linwan。

haiyouyigeqizhiyongrong，danyanshenruiliruyingdenvren，shigulaoyezideqinmeimei，guman。

zheiyijiaren，meiyoubanfenqinrenjiandewenqing，kongqilimimanzheyizhongguiyide、jianbanuzhangdejinzhanggan。

“shen**shima？”guchenkaikou，shengyinhedianhualiyiyangleng，“wofuqinzailoushang，tashentibushi，xuyaojingyang。congjintianqi，nidegongzuojiushishuxitadeyiqie，weitaliangshendingzhiyichangzuitimiandegaobie。”

wodiandiantou，zhuanyediwendao：“guxianshengdeshengping、xihao、shejiaoquan、zongjiaoxinyang……zheixieziliaowodouxuyao。lingwai，woxiangjianjianguxianshengbenren，guanchatadeshentizhuangkuang，zheiyouzhuyuwopanduanzhuidaohuideshijiheyitibaocunfangan。”

wodehuayichukou，ketinglideqifenshunjianninggule。

guyangchixiaoyisheng，yinyangguaiqidishuo：“ge，nizhaolaidezheigeren，shibushitaizhuanyeledian？haiguanchashentizhuangkuang，tashixiangzhouzanbazaodiansima？”

linwanlikehongleyanquan，gengyandao：“zenmenengzheiyang……babatahaihaohaode，zenmenengxianzaijiuzhunbeizheixieshi……”

gumanzelenglengdidingzhewo，xiangshizaishenshiyijianhuowu：“guchen，zheijianshitaihuangtangle。nibayaoshizhidaole，feideqidecongchuangshangtiaoqilaibuke。”

zhiyouguchen，liansemeiyousihaobianhua。tazhanqishen，duiwozuolege“qing”deshoushi：“shen**，genwolai。”

wolinzhexiangzi，genzhetazoushangxuanzhuanlouti。wodegaogenxiecaizaiangguidedalishishang，fachuqingcuiyougudandeshengxiang。

guchendebeiyingtingbaerguleng，fangfokangzhezhenggeshijiedezhongliang。

tadaiwolaidaoerlouzuishenchudeyigefangjian。menyituikai，yiguhunhezhedingjitanxianghexiaodushuideqiweipumianerlai。budui，chulezheiliangzhongweidao，haiyouyizhongwojiqishuxi，danbeikeyiyangaide……jidande、shuyufangfuyaojideweidao。

我的心猛地一沉。

fangjianliguangxianhenan，houzhongdechuanglianjiangyiqieyangguangdougejuezaiwai。zhengzhongyangneizhangjudadechuangshang，tangzheyigelaoren，shuangmujinbi，mianrongkugao，shenshanggaizhebobei。

“zheijiushiwofuqin，guzhenting。”guchendeshengyinyadehendi。

wozoushangqian，zhiyebennengrangwolikekaishiguancha。

meiyouhuxiji，meiyouxindianjianhuyi，meiyoushuyejia……duiyuyige“shentibushi，xuyaojingyang”deweizhongbingrenlaishuo，zheitaibuzhengchangle。

fangjiandewenduyedidelipu，zhishaobiwaimiandileshidu。

woshenchushou，xiangqutanyitangulaoyezidemaibo。

“biepeng！”guchenturanlishenghezhi。

wobeitaheleyitiao，shoutingzaibankongzhong。wotaiqitou，duishangtashenbujiandideyanjing。neishuangyanjingli，meiyoubeishang，meiyoudanyou，zhiyouyizhongjinhujuewangdelengjinghe……yisibeiwokanchuandejinghuang。

wohuanhuanshouhuishou，yiziyijudikaikou，shengyinbuda，quexiangyibashoushudao，jingzhundihuakailetasuoyoudeweizhuang：

“guxiansheng，woshibinzangzhuanyede。ruxingdiyike，laoshijiujiaowomenfenbianshengyusidequbie。”

wodunledun，muguangzhishizheta，qingxidituchujielun：

“nifuqin，zhishaoyijingqushisantianle。”

wodehuayinluoxia，zhenggefangjiandekongqifangfodoubeichouganle。

guchendeliansezaiyishunjianbiandecanbai，neishuangyizhibolanbujingdemouzili，zhongyuxianqilejingtaohailang。tasisididingzhewo，xiangshiyaoyongyanshenjiangwolingchi。

womeiyoutuisuo，pingjingdiyutaduishi。

womenzheiyixing，jianguanleshengsi，yejianguanleweiraoshengsishangyandezhongzhonghuangtangjumu。youqianrendeshijie，gengshiguangguailuli。

liangjiu，guchenxiangshibeichouzoulesuoyouliqi，huanhuankaozaiqiangshang。tabishangyan，zaizhengkaishi，yanlidefengbaoyijingpingxi，zhishengxiawujindepibeihebinglengdejueduan。

“nishizenmekanchulaide？”tadeshengyinshayadelihai。

“diyi，qiwei。”wodakaiwodegongjuxiang，quchuyifushoutaodaishang，“ninyongdingjide‘jiananchenxiang’laiyangai，dangaibuzhufuermalinhewuerquanhunhefangfuyedejichuweidao。zheizhongweidao，putongrenwenbuchulai，danduiwolaishuo，jiuxiangchushinengwenchucaihuleyiyangqingxi。”

“dier，huanjing。zheigefangjianhengwen18sheshidu，shidu45%，bingqiewanquanbiguang。zheibushiliaoyang，zheishizuijichudeyitibaocunhuanjing。”

“disan，zhuangtai。”wozoudaochuangbian，zheiciguchenmeiyouzuzhiwo。woqingqingxiankaibobeiyijiao，luchugulaoyezideshou。wozhizhetazhijiamoduanyijingkaishichuxiandedanziseshiban，“zheishidianxingdesiwangtezheng。xueyezaizhonglizuoyongxiachenji，wulunninzenmechuli，santiandeshijian，zonghuiliuxiahenji。”

woshuowan，zhenggefangjianxianrulesiji。

guchenkanzhewo，yanshenfuzadaolejidian。youzhenjing，youjiebei，dangengduodeshiyizhongzhaodaotongleideshiran。

“nishuodemeicuo。”tazhongyuchengrenle，“wofuqin，santianqiantufaxingeng，meiqiangjiuguolai。”

“weishenmeyaomanzhe？”wowenchuleguanjian。

guchenzoudaochuangbian，lakaihouzhongchuangliandeyitiaofeng，rangyisiweiguangtoulejinlai。takanzhechuangwai，shengyinpiaohu：“gushijituanzhengzaiheyigehaiwaicaituanjinxingyixiangguanjiandebinggoutanpan，jiazhishangqianyi。zheigejieguyanshang，dongshizhangdesixunyidanchuanchuqu，gujiahuilikebengpan，tanpanyehuichedipolie。woxuyaoshijian，zhishaoshitian。”

我瞬间明白了。

zheishiyichanghaodu。yongfuqindeshiti，quduyigeqianyidiguodeweilai。

“suoyi，nizhaowolai，bushiweilebanzangli，ershiweilezuoyitihulihefangfu，rangtazaishitianhou，nengyiyige‘ganggangqushi’deanxiangmianrong，chuxianzaishirenmianqian。”wozongjiedao。

“shi。”guchenzhuanguoshen，muguangzhuozhuodikanzhewo，“wodiaochaguoni。nishineiyijiezuiyouxiudebiyesheng，youqishanzhangyitixiufuheteshufangfu。nidebiyelunwen，jiushiguanyu‘yanchixingyitixianzhengjishu’。shenyuan，woxuyaonidezhuanye。zheiyiqianwan，zhishidingjin。”

tazoudaowomianqian，yuqidaizheburongjujuedeyapogan：“shichengzhihou，wozaijinijiuqianwan。zonggongyigeyi。mainishitiandeshijian，henijueduidezhongcheng。”

一个亿。

wochengren，wodehuxizaicijicuqilai。

youlezheibiqian，wobujinkeyihaiqingjialidesuoyouzhaiwu，hainengshixianwodezhongjimengxiang——kaiyijiaguoneizuidingjideshengmingguanhuaiguan，rangmeiyigeshizhedounengyouzunyandizouwanzuihouyicheng。

zheishizuyigaibianwoyishengdejiage。

danfengxian，yetongyangjuda。

zheibujinjinshiweibeizhiyedaode，gengshi……weifa。feifacunfangshiti，ruguobeirenfaxian，wozheibeizidouwanle。

“nipingshenmerenweiwohuidaying？”woqiangpozijilengjingxialai，“zheishiyigehuokeng。”

“yinweinixuyaoqian。”guchenyizhenjianxue，“yeyinwei，nishigeyouyexinderen。shenyuan，zheibushihuokeng，zheishinidetiaoban。nibangwoduguonanguan，wojiushinizuijianshiderenmai。yihou，zaijinghai，nideshiye，wurengandang。”

budebushuo，tahenhuinanierenxin。

takanchuanlewodejiongpo，yekanchuanlewopingjingwaibiaoxiadebugan。

我沉默了。

danaozaifeisuyunzhuan，pingguzheliyihefengxian。

“louxianeijigeren，zhidaoma？”wohuanlegewenti。

guchenyaotou：“zhiyouwoheliguanjiazhidao。woduiwaixuancheng，fuqinbingqingweizhong，xuyaojueduijingyang，buyunxurenherentanshi。”

“neigelinwan，kanqilaihenxiangjiannifuqin。”wohuixiangqitaneishuangkudehongzhongdeyanjing。

guchendezuijiaogouqiyimochaofeng：“tadangranxiang。tahaizhiwangzhezailaoyezilinsiqian，duofenyifenyichanni.yigebuzhicongnamaochulaidenvren，nazheyifenershinianqiandeqinzijiandingjiuxianglaifengujiadejiachan，chixinwangxiang。”

“顾扬呢？”

“yigezhizhidaohuatianjiudidefeiwu，dantabuchun。tababudewochucuo，haorangtayoujihuishangwei。”

“你姑姑顾蔓呢？”

“tashiwofuqinzuixinrenderen，danyezuikanzhonggujiademingsheng。ruguorangtazhidaowobafuqindeyitizangzaijiali，tahuilikebaojing，ranhoubawosongjinjingshenbingyuan。”

womingbaile。guchenxianzaishigujunfenzhan，simianchuge。

erwo，shitaweiyinengzhuazhude，yigenzhuanyedejiumingdaocao。

“hao。”wokanzhetadeyanjing，zuochulejueding，“wojiele。danshi，woyeyoutiaojian。”

guchenyanzhongshanguoyisizanshang：“shuo。”

“diyi，zheishitianli，zheigefangjianyouwoquanquanfuze。renheren，baokuoni，meiyouwodeyunxu，buderunei。”

“可以。”

“dier，woxuyaojueduidequanxian，keyidiaoyonggujiadeyiqieziyuan，goumaiwoxuyaoderenheshebeiheyaoji，budeyourenhezulan。”

“可以。”

“disan，”wodunledun，yuqijiazhong，“woyaozhidaogulaoyezizhenzhengdesiyin。tufaxingeng？wobuxin。yigebaoyangdezheimehao，youdingjiyiliaotuandui24xiaoshidaimingderen，huizheimeqingyidixingengcusi？”

wodemuguang，luozailegulaoyezineizhikansianxiangdeshoushang。

zaizhijiafengdeshenchu，chuleshibandezise，haiyouyisijiqiweiruode、buzhengchangde……lanse。

guchendetongkong，mengdiyisuo。