我叫林深。
yigeershiqisuidewuyeyoumin。
zhunquelaishuo，sangexiaoshiqianwohaiyouyifentimiandegongzuo。
kehaimeilaidejiyingqubaifumei，zouxiangrenshengdianfeng。
wodegongzuojiubeiyigezhizhidaopaoniudefuerdaijiqiangle。
jushuozheixiaoziyougehenyouqiandelaodie，yinweikanshanggongsiyiweinvtongshi，xianglaiyizhaojinshuiloutaixiandeyue，jiuhuaqianqiangzouwodegangwei。
danzheihaibushizuidaomeide。
gangcongcaiwuneierlinglebangeyuedexinshui，zeilaotianjiuhewozuodui，xialechangpiaopodayu，daoludoujiyanle。
zheimedadeyu，lushangliangeguiyingdoumeiyou，gengbieshuogongchele。
wonachushoujizhunbeichouyiyangongjiaodaozhanxinxi，queturanfaxianshoujijiemianshangduolege“jinritoutiao”deapp。
zheishishenmeshihouanzhuangde？xianzaishoujitailajileba，quanshikunbangruanjian！
youqizheileixinwenapplimian，quanshiyixie“zhenjingle，heniaole……”debiaotidang，wenzhangmeiyousihaoyingyang，kanduolejuebibarenkanchengshazi。
嘶……等一下。
wozhunbeixiezaidedongzuoyidun，faxianxiexubutong。
zheihaoxiangbushijinritoutiao，xiamiandezishi……siwangtoutiao？！
woroulerouyanjing，youzixikanleyiyan，caiquedingmeiyoukancuo。
真就牛了个逼了！
zheiniantou，juranjinritoutiaodouyoudaoban，zhenshihuojiujian。
diankaizheigeruanjian，wozhengzhunbeixinshangyixialimianyoushenmejingshihaisudewenzhang，keyikanneixiebiaoti，wochadianxiaopenle。
“wachudejiangshibuyaoreng，guoshangmianbaokangxiayouguo，gebidexiaohaidouchankule。wen/maoshanzhengzongchuanren”
“woyouyizuokongbuwu，xianzailaiwanmenpiaowuzhe，daimeinvkeyimianfei。wen/wohuixiukongdiao”
“longhushanshoujiayunsimiaoshangxianla！qiufuqiuziqiuyinyuan，baitianbaidibaishenxian，xianzaisuangua，suanshisongyie……”
——
zheinimadoushiyixieshenmeqipa，kexiaosiwole
baozheshoujikanlebantian，chadianmeibawoxiaochunaoyixue。
zhengzhunbeijietufapengyouquan，rangxiongdimenyeyiqishuangyixia，wohurankandaosiwangtoutiaoappli，shuachuleyitiaozuixindetoutiaoxiaoxi。
“guangchengbaoyu，wanbashi，yiduiqinglvzaimingzhuluxianghaihuayuanzhan，buxingchudianshenwang。wen/guangchenglingbao”
香海花园站？
woyileng，zhuantoukanxiangyipangdouzhanpai，bujiushiwozheilima？！
wodaoxiyikouliangqi，xiayishikanleyanshoujishangdeshijian——qidianwushiba！
“滋滋——”
啥动静？
wohuitouyikan，faxiangongjiaozhantaideguanggaodengpai，zhengyimingyiandeshanshuozhe。
zheimingxianshixianlujinshui，jijiangduanludezhengzhao！
我靠！
weijizhike，woyegubushanghuibuhuinongshiyifu，ganjintangshuipaodaozhantaiduimian，yuanliyixiekeyipengdaoshuidedifang。
pianpianzheishihou，youbianyiduinannvchengzheyibasan，zhengxiaoxinyiyidicaizheshuichaozhantaizouqu。
“wei！neiliweixian！！”
“a？nishuosheibuyaolian？”
“woshuoshuiliyoudian，qianmianweixian！”
“nishuoshenme，zheilishuihenqian？”
草！
hualaladeyushengtaida，neiduinannvbujinmeitingqingwozaishuosha，haizongshinongcuowodeyisi。
yanjiantamenjiuyaokaojinneiyipianshuiyule，wojizhongshengzhi，dahanyisheng：“woxihuannilaopo！”
“我去你妈的！”
yebuzhizahuishi，zheijuhuaneigenandelimajiutingjianle。
taluqixiuzi，bugunvrenquanzujiuchaowochongguolai。
woxinlisonglekouqi，anxiangzongsuanjiuxialiangtiaorenming，jiusuanbeizouyidunyehuasuan，bijingzheikeshiliangtiaorenminga。
keturan，yishengcanjiaocongzhantailingyicechuanlai。
woxinligedengyisheng，jimangchaoshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangkanqu。
zhijianzaizhantaipangdejishuili，yijingtangzheyinanyinvliangjushiti，yidongbudongle。
nandao……tamencaishitoutiaozhongzhudingyaobeidiansideqinglv？
我拦错了人？！
woxinlizhengzhenhanzhe，xianqianbeiwonumadenanrenyijingdabuchongdaowodemianqian。
wohaiyiweitayaozouwo，meixiangdaotayibazhuazhuwodeshou，“putong”yishengjiuguizailewodemianqian。
“engong，qingshouxiaodiyibai！”
说着他就要磕头。
“aiaiai，dazhudazhu，jushouzhilaoeryi，woshikandaoneibianloudianle，caijiaonimenbieguoqu，kemeixiangdao，jiuxialenimen，quemeijiuxiatamen。”
nanziyeshixixudetanlekouqi，suihoucongkoudailitaochuyizhangmingpiansaiwoshouli。
“engong，zheishixiaodidemingpian，xiaodibushishenmedaguanxiangui，danzaishizhongxinkailejiacanting，niyaoyoushijianjiuquzuozuo，womenliangkouzijueduishengqingzhaodai！”
shuowan，zheiduinianqingnannvzhijiezhuantoulikaile。
silerendedifang，duoshaoyoudianhuiqi，yaobushiwohaizaizhenjingtoutiaolikongbudeyuzhinengli，woyexiangniutoujiuzou。
zhenmeixiangdao，zheigedaobandejinritoutiaoyetaishenqile，jingrankeyiyuzhiweilai？
zaiyicidiankaineigesiwangtoutiaoapp,，quegaozhiwotiyanshijianyijingyongwan，zaishiyongjiudezhuce，haiyaojiaonashiwukuaizhucefei。
mageji，zibenjiaxishixueroudebenxinghaishimeibiana。
woyibiansuisuinian，yibianxunsuwanchengzhuce。
anzhaojiyizaisousuolanlidashangle“guangchenglingbao”jigezi，guoranchuxianyigegongzhonghao。
gangcaijiushizheigegongzhonghaojiwotuijiandetoutiao，wohaixiangdianjinqukankanneitiaotoutiao，quefaxianxinyilundetoutiaoxinxi，yijingfabule。
“wanjiushi，guangchengfukangjituanzongbudaota，shierrensangsheng。wen/guangchenglingbao”
看到这条新闻瞬间。
wohunshenyigejiling，jipigedadoushuleqilai。
fukangjituan，bujiushiwozhiqiangongzuodedifangma，neilidejituandalouqueshiyouxienianyuele，shenzhitianhuabanheqiangtiyiduchuxianliehen。
kejituanlingdaobuzhongshi，yizhimawomendajingxiaoguai。
meixiangdaoxianzai，weixianjiulaile。
zhishisikaolesanfenzhong，wojiujuedingjijinglidagedianhua。
suiranjinglihenkee，kejituanyouxietongshihaishihenyouhaode，zheiyaojiansibujiu，woliangxinguobuqua。
dianhuaxianglesansheng，zongsuanbeijietong。
“wei，nihaidadianhualaiganshenme，gongzibushiyijingjiejinilema？”
jinglineibianzhengzaidamajiang，yipianhualaladeshengxiang。
huoxushiguaiworaoletadexingzhi，zheisideyuqitebiechong。
“jingli，wozhanghuaduanshuo，haishengsishifenzhong，fukangjituanzongbuyaodaota，niganjinrangneilizhengzaijiabandeyuangongchezou，buranjiuwanle！”
wohuayishuochukou，jinglineibianzhijiechenmo。
“煞笔！”
jimiaozhonghou，dianhualichuanlaiyijuzanghua，jiubeiguaduanle。