哎……
wunaidetanlekouqi，wofangxiashouji。
youyishuoyi，zheizhongshibierenbuxinyeshizhengchangde，huanwoshijinglidehua，woyehuijuedewoshigeshabi。
dengdeng……zheihuashuozheyoudianguaiguaide。
wokanleyanshouji，yijingkuaizidongguanjile，gongjiaocheyeshishanshanlaichi。
dengwohuidaojiadeshihou，yijingshilingchenyidian。
zheichangturuqilaidebaoyu，rangbangeguangchengxianlutanhuan，quanchengxianruyipianheian。
zheiyangyehao，tingledian，gongjiaozhantaineibianjiubuhuiyourenchudian，linzouqianwohaibaolegejing，jingchayinggaikuaidaoxianchangle。
mangliuleyitian，woquyushichonglegezao，suihoudaotoujiushui。
buzhiguoleduojiu，wobeiyizhenpaimenshengjingxing。
“谁啊！”
wobunaifandehouleyiju。
shenmerena，yidiandoubudaode，buzhidaojiaorenqingmengshihuizheshoudema？！
“woshinifangdong，tingdianlejinisongdianlazhu。”
menwaichuanlaifangdongdeshengyin。
“lailelaile，dengyixia。”
womeizenmehuaiyi，fangdongdaniangqueshitingreqingde，zhibuguozheidoulingchensansidianle，sheihaixuyaolazhua。
shangqiandakaifangmen，wohaimeifanyingguolai，lianggeheiyingcongwaimianyiyueerjin，zhijiebawoyazaidishang。
“wokao，nimenshisheia！”
wofenlizhengzha，danzheiliangrenliqifeichangda，wozheidianliqizaitamenmianqianhaowuluanyong。
“别动，执法员！”
来人低吼道。
woshunjianbugandong，zhifayuankeshiguanfangrenwu，zijiyigexiaolaobaixing，haidoubuguotamen。
“zhifayuantongzhi，nimenshibushizhuacuorenle，wokemeifanshenmezuia！”
“biefeihua，nishibushijiaolinshen，zhiqianzaifukangjituanshangban？”
“是啊，怎么了？”
wozuishangzhuangshawenzhe，xinliqueyijingcaidao，zhifayuanzheishihoushangmen，bachengshifukangjituanneibianchushile！
neigejingliguoranmeitingwodehua，dengchuwentizhihou，tajiuxiangdaowojitadadianhuadeshi，zhijiebawotongshangqule。
“neijiumeicuole，genwomenzouyitangba，youxieshiyaoxiangnilejieyixia。”
执法员冷冷的说着。
womeiyouzhengzha，zheizhongshiqingfourenhekangjushimeiyouyiyide，haiburupeihediaocha，fanerrongyixiqingxianyi。
beiyazhezouchuloudao，wokanjianzheicilaidezhifayuanzonggongyouwuge。
weishouneirenshiyigeluosaihudahan，moyangkanzheyoudianshuxi，bujiushizhifajudexingzhendaduizhangma？
meixiangdaozheishier，juranbazheizundashendoujijingdongle。
yanxia，neifangdonghaijinzhangxixidehedaduizhangshuozhehua。
lideyuanle，woyemeizenmetingqing。
danhaoxiangshishenme“zheixiaoziyikanjiubushigehaodongxi，zeimeishuyande，doukuaisanshile，liangenvpengyoudoumeiyou。”
噗……
neiyike，woyouzhongpenxuedechongdong。
jiusuanwomutaisoloershiduonian，neiyebunengzhengmingwojiushihuairenba。
haiyouzeimeishuyanshishenmeyisi，womingmingzhangdexiangwuyanzua！
daoleshenxunshi，xingzhendaduizhangheyimingnianqingzhifayuan，shunshizuoxialaikaishishenxun。
“啪！”
neimingxiaonianqingyibazhangpaizaizhuozishang，lianseyinchen。
“linshen，tanbaicongkuan，laodizuochuan……budui，tanbaicongkuan，kangjucongyan，zijifanleshenmeshiganjinjiaodai！”
“womeifanshenmeshia，zhishitiqianjiyiqiandejinglidalegedianhua，gaosutajituandaloukenenghuidaota，rangtatongzhijiabanderenganjinlikai。”
“啪！”
zheijiahuoyoupaileyixiazhuozi。
“nizenmehuizhidaodalouyaodaota，ninandaohaiyouweibuxianzhidebenshima，haibuganjinjiaodai，shibushiniyinweibeicitui，huaihenzaixinzuoleshenmejianbuderendegoudang？”
“wonengzuoshenmegoudang，neimedayidonglou，wojiushixiangnongtayemeineibenshia，woyoubushiaotuman。”
wofanlegebaiyan，meihaoqideshuo。
“你还敢狡辩！”
nianqingzhifayuanhenshengqi，chongshanglaijiuyaojiaoxunwo。
“eieiei，xiaoliunizhanzhu，womenqingzheiweixianshenghuilaishipeihediaochade，youmeizhengjuzhengmingtajiushixianyifan，zhuyinidetaidu！”
pangbianyizhimeikaikoudedaduizhang，zhongyuzhanchulaizhuchigongdaole。
zheiyuqi，yitingjiushilaojianghule。
yigechanghonglian，yigechangbailian。
yibanmeijianguoshenmeshimiande，kongpajiuyaobeizheidaduizhanggandongdetongkuliuti。
“xiaohuozi，shiqingdoudaozheiyibule，nijiubanizhidaodeshiqingdoujiaodaile，peiheyixia，dajiadouzaodianqushuijueba。”
daduizhangchongwojilejiyanjing，shiyiwoganjinjiaodai。
woxianglexiang，queshimeiyoujiangdeyiyi，jiutanbaishuodao：“woshoujishangyouyigejiaosiwangtoutiaodeapp，shangmiantiqianfabulezheitiaoxinwen。”
“死亡头条？”
daduizhangnaqiwodeshouji，rangwojiesuohoujiuzuoneierfankan。
“xiaohuozi，nishibushizaidouwomen，nizheishoujinayoushenmesiwangtoutiao，lianjinritoutiaodoumeikandao，nihaibuyuanyipeiheshima？”
woyitingzheige，dunshijiulengzhule。
jieguoshoujiyikan，neigesiwangtoutiaojiuzaishangmianbaizhe，sigedazineimeqingchuzenmehuimeiyou，zheijiahuoyanshenbuhaoba。
等一下！
woxinligedengyisheng，buhuishichulewoyiwai，qitarenkanbudaozheigesiwangtoutiaodeappba？
“xingle，duoshuowuyi，ruguoniyingyaoshuoshicongyigeappli，tiqiankandaolefukangdalouyaodaotadexiaoxi，neinigaosuwo，zaizheichangshiguzhong，zonggongyouduoshaomingyuhaizhe？”
daduizhangjianwobushuohua，yelandehewozhouxuanle，xiangyaozhijiejiechuanwodehuangyan。
“十二个。”
wobujiasisuodeshuolechulai。
neitiaoxinwenwohaijideqingchu，shangmianxieleyoushiergeyuhaizhe，buhuicuode。
“啪！”
又是一声震响。
neinianqingjingchapaileyixiazhuozi，hahadaxiao。
bushi，zheierlengzizenmeneimexihuanpaizhuozini，tashoubutonga？
“luxianleba，zheicizhiyoushigeyuhaizhe，nalaideshierge，haibujiaodai，nidaodishizenmetiqianzhidaofukangdalouhuidaotade！”
nianqingzhifayuanliansedeyi，sisidingzhewokan。
“bukeneng，jueduiyoushierge！”
lianxufashengliangcishijianhou，woduizheigesiwangtoutiaoyijingshenxinbuyi，tashuoyoushiergeyuhaizhe，neijiuyidingyoushierge。
zhengdangnianqingzhifayuanzhunbeinachuxianchangjilujiwokan，haodawoliandeshihou。
shenxunshimenbeituikai，yimingpiaoliangdenvzhifayuanzoulejinlai。
“wangdui，fayibumenneibianchuanlaixiaoxi，fukangdaloushiguzhong，siwangrenshugengzheng，weishierren！”
“你说什么？”
yitingzheihua，daduizhanghenianqingzhifayuanquandoulengzaileyuandi，yanjingdengdehunyuan。