第5章
【2017nian,rngzhanduihengkongchushi,huijuleyipitianfuhengyidehuarenxuanshou,tamenshiyanyaoweilplsaiqukaichuangxindehuihuang。
zhenggesaiji,zheizhiquanhuabanzhenrongdeduiwurutongmenghuxiashan,shibukedang,tamendebiaoxianlingrenzhumu,weilplsaiqudailailewujindejiaoaoyuxiwang。
raner,mingyunquezaizuiguanjiandeshikeduitamenluchulezhengningdemiankong。
zaishijiesaidesiqiangsaizhong,tamenzaoyuleshiliqiangdadesktzhandui。
faker,neiweiguangmangsishedemingxingxuanshou,wuducaokongjialiao,jiangrngdangzailebanjuesaidemenwai。
neiyike,uzideleishuizaisaichangshanghualuo,tadexinzhongchongmanlewujindeyihanyubugan。
——《weishenmebubanjialiao!!!》
danxianweirenzhideshi,zheizhizhanduizaisaijizhichudezhengchengbingfeiyifanfengshun。
chunjisaidediyizhou,tamenbianzaoyuleimzhandui,jieguobeiduifangyi2:0debifenganjingliluodejibai。】
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“xiaogouzheibianxialudadehenxionga!huo,zhijieyueguobingxiandianni!”jideshengyingaoangdao。
yipangdeguandaxiaogengshijiqingangyangdao:“zheijiushiuzideduixianyazhilima!tataizixinleba!huanxuehaishizhuande!ei?wokandaoleshenme?uziyuandidangzheduimiandeliandianlegezan!aiyo,haoqiyo!”
daobodejingtoudiyishijianjidaolezhankuangjiliedexialu,shuangfangcongyijishangxianlutoukaishi,jiubuduanxiaohaozhebicidexueliang,wanquanmeiyouyisihepingfayudedasuan。
buxiangshangluliangtuorou,neijiaoyigefengpinglangjing。
2016nianxiajisai,uzijiamengrng,shizheizhizhanduidezhimianshilidedaolejidatisheng。
suiranliansaineichengweile“zuiyanlishenfu”deftdegaoguangcaijiaoshi,daoleshijiesaisifenzhiyijuesaiyouyihanshujiledamowangfakerzuozhendeskt。
danzheisihaobusunuziderenqi,fanerrenqiyuelaiyuewangle。
2017nian,rngrenyuangenghuan,zujianlezhenzhengdequanhuaban,“quanhuaban”dexuetou,lijixiyinlailedaliangguanzhuherenqi。
“zuiyanlishenfu”deftyechuzouedg,huidaolelck。
xianzaizheizhirngfengtouzhengsheng,heedgbuhuangduorang,yinyueyoulelianmengqianerwanghongduidequshi。
lianmengguanfangyizhidouhenrezhongyuzaoshenyundong,lirulckjiuchenggongjiangfakertuishangleshentan。
lplma,yangelaishuoye“zaoshen”chenggongle。
shenme?!nishuouzibusuanshen?bigdan!
——《wuzi,yongyuandishen!!!》
zheibian,guanzhongmentingzhejieshuodefayan,fenfenfabiaodanmu:
【狂小狗牛逼!】
【duimianyaojisile,xixi!】
【zheiduixianshili,yaoshiyousolosai,guanjunsuibiannaba?】
【shunfenguzi!nifengkuangxiaogou!juejingjianzihao!!!】
【yongyuandishijiediyiadc!】
【meiyouguanjundeshijiediyiadcma?】
【buhuizhenyourenshidianjingjuyingdefensiba?buhuiba,buhuiba!】
【shuoshenmeni,huangzudoushiwocarry!】
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butongyuliangweijieshuoduiuzidemangmuchuipeng,sumuquetichulezijidudaodejianjie:“zaiwokanlai,zheizhongbuguanhoumianyoumeiyouduiyoudouyaxiandedafa,suiranbiaomiankanqilaijijuyazhili,danshijishangqueyinzangzhejudadefengxian,meibiyaoweilezhuangyixiajiurangzijishenchuxianjing......”
kanguoyiwangdebisai,douzhidaouzixianshangyouduoxiong,baobiqilaijiuyouduoturan。
zaisumukanlai,zhenzhengdedingjianadcyinggaijinengxiongmengrulang,younengwenjianrupanshi,xiongyuwenzhijiandezhuanhuanyinggairutonghuxibanziran,erbushixianguzizheizhongcongtouxiongdaodi,yaxianyaorenqiangxingkunbangduiyoudedafa。
shishishang,yizhidaos8,uzicaisuanzhenzhengyinglaishengyadedianfeng,zhidaoshijiesaizhiqian,wanquangaidiaoleaibaobidehuaixiguan,fandaoshichuchumaoludexinrentiancaiadashuijichenglebaobideyouliangchuantong。
dangran,daoleshijiesai,youyuanxingbilu,gezhongsongtoubaobidijishiwu:ecaocongbaobiluxian、baojiaakalijieguodaizhefuzhuyiqisong、baojiajianmojieguozijixianbaobi、bujiandenglongbujiaoshanxianlunzima......
erqie,zheizhongdafashifenrongyibeizhendui......liruxianzai!
sumuhuayinweiluo,biankandaoyequcuanchuleyizhitanglang。
——《jingdianerjizhuaxia!》
suiranzhiyouliangji,dandaizhehongbuffdetanglanghaishihenyouweishelide,peiheduiyoudachuleyaxianguoshendeuzideshanxian。
sumujiandaozheiyimu,yaoleyaotou,jixushuodao:“kanba,zheigeshanxianwanquanshiuzizijizhuangchuqude,zheixiazixuelianghuankuile,shanxianyemeile,jiexialaixiangyaoliyongnvjingdeshouzhangjixuyazhiduifangdehua,jiuyaogengjiaxiaoxinyiyile。”
【锐评值+100】
【锐评值+200】
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xuanchunvjinghetaitandezuhe,jiushixiangdaduixiande,nvjingdeshechengyoushiyutaitandegouzikongzhi,zuyirangduishouzaiduixianshibeiganyali,shenzhilianchixiandouchengweileyizhongshewang。
kexibansuizhezheiyibonvjingshanxianjiaochu,xiangdangyuzhijiebanvjingqianqideyoushigongshourangrenle!
guandaxiaohejideliangrenduishiyiyan,yanshenzhongdouliuluchuleshenshendechayi。
sumuzheizhangzuizenmeshuodezheimezhuna?kaiguangleba!
lingwai,zheijiahuojingranlianuzidouganzhiyanbuhuideruiping!
zheizhongyongqiyuzhilv,wuyirangliangrenweizhicemu。
jinguanxianzaidedianjingquanshangweixianghoushineibanshenxianfanquanwenhuadenizhao,danneixiezhishoukeredemingxingxuanshoudekuangrefensimenqueyiranbuhaore。
zheiyeshiweishenmedabufenjieshuobugan“shuo”deyuanyin,zhichuyixiedirenqixuanshoudemaobinghaihao,yaoshitiyizuimingxingxuanshoudeshiwucaozuo,neijiudengzhebeibaopoba!
——《nidejieshuohenxihuan,nidesixinjideguan》。
gengyoushenzhe,jiduanfensishenzhihuizhijieruma、zuzhoujieshuodejiaren,zheisheidingdezhua?
napashizhiyexuanshou,renqididemianduirenqigaodeyedexiaoxindian,“ruobao”zhileidebiaoqingkebuxingsuibianlianga!
renjiamingxingxuanshoudefensimen,napagegeshulebisai,nifengdounengbanichongle!
yinci,napasumushuodezheimezhijiele,guandaxiaohejideyijiuxuanzebikaizheigejianruidehuati,zhuanershuodao:
“aiyou,zheibotanglangerjizhuaxiataichurenyiliaole!”
“zheiyangdehuanvjingqianqimeiyoushanxian,dexiaoxinyidianle!”
“imkanlaishiyoubeierlaia,zheimezhenduixiaogou!”
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sumupielepiezui,xinxiangzheiliangrenzhiyuzheimejinshenme,shuolebantian,yebuganshuozhongdian,duiyuuzizhuangchushanxiandeshiqingyijuyebugantia。
tabuzhidaodeshi,cikezhibojiandedanmumenyijingyufarenaoqilaile:
【wocao,diyicitingdaojieshuozheimebukeqididianpinguzi......】
【youheiwojiaxiaogou,duixianqiangyeshiyizhongcuoma?】
【duimiandayeerjizhuaxia,womendayezaiganma!】
【jieshuozheimezhenshibuyaomingla!】
【jimeimen,sanfenzhongshijianwoyaozheigejiabindesuoyouxinxi,ganheiwojiaxiaogou?chongleta!】
【buguoyouyishuoyiao,zheijieshuojiabinyoudianpishuaideei......】
【zheibomingxianimyoutaolude,buguaiwojiaxiaogou,zhiguaiduimiantaiyinxian!】
【冲击波!!!】
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