“zhanmusi？wopobujidaideyaogentajiaoshou，wohuidabaota，nimenkanhaole。”
“dulante？haixingba，biwochayidian。”
“kuli？sanfentoudebucuo，kexixianzaiyeshishenyichangguiyichang，yejiuneiyangba。”
“yuejiqi？tadebiaoxianhenfengkuang，danshiwohuibitagengfengkuang。”
“dongqiqi？yourenshuotashiaikugui，woyexiangkankan。”
“yalishanda？wohuibitagengzaojinruzongjuesai。”
“laiangnade？tahaizaidaqiuma？”
“hadeng？weilaoxianshuai，yibufudangnianzhiyong。”
“zimuge？zheishigeshentiguaiwu，chucizhiwai，biewuzhangwu。”
“tatumu？suihundeyizongguanjun，danhairubulewodefayan。”
“wenbanyama？tianfuyibing，danyuwoxiangbi，haishichaledianyisi。”
“aidehuazi？tingnengshuode。”
“bulangni？burenshi。”
“zheijiexuanxiu，wocaishizhujiao，qitaren？meiyigenengdade。”
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jiangfengyinweichongzhuangmoulingdaobeimuduixuanbuchumingdedangwan，tahedelanzuiruni，xinglaihoujuexinglebufenjiyi，jingjuezijijingshixianjiemouxiandidefenshen。
tashileshizishenshili，ganjuezheigeshijiehaofengpi，zijihuozhejiuxiangshigexiaohua。
fanranxingwu，renshengbuguoerer，renshengjiushimeiyourenheyiyide，lairenshihaoxiangyebushinizijinengjuedingde，neijiuyongzijixihuandefangshiguozheiyishengjiuhao。
于是他疯了。
既来之，则疯之。
diertiandejizhecaifangzhong，taxuanbucanjianbaxuanxiu，bingdafangyishangjueci。
秒天秒地秒空气。
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nba2024nianxuanxiudahui，beiquanwanggongrendexuanxiuxiaonian，zhengtideshenduheqiangdudoushaoxianbuzu，tianfuyebugou，danshizugouyouxiyinli。
haimeiyoukaishijiuyijingbeilianggerenshoudaokongqiandeguanzhurenxiyinlesuoyoudezhuyili。
yigeshixiaohuangdilebulangzhanmusideerzibulangni，shigeliandaxuelanqiudoudabumingbaideren，kaozhefuzitongtaidexuetou，zhuanzuleyanqiu。
yigeshijizhouqizhihou，xiaguozuiyouxiwangjiarunbaqiuyuan，jiangfeng，beimuduikaichubingkaozheyizhangdazuixianqixueyuxingfeng，chenggongzuodaoleyichangnbabisaiweida，jiuyibeisuoyouqiuyuanbiyi。
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19岁。
身高2米06。
体重102公斤。
臂展2米18。
zuidachuizhiqitiaogaodu92gongfen。
zheishijiangfengdeticeshuju，zai2024jiexinxiuzhong，jueduishuyuletoujibie，jidaxuanxiuwangzhanyeyucetazhishaonengjinqianwu，youhendagailvjinruqiansan，shenzhiyouneimeyisikenengchengweizhuangyuan。
ruguozhenruci，tajiangchaoyueyijianlian，chengweiyaomingzhihouguoneixuanxiupaimingzuigaodeqiuyuan。
tongyang，jiangfengdeqiutanbaogaoyejijuxiyinli。
youdian：gugejingqi，juyoudutedeyundongtianfu，yongyoudaqianfengdeshencaililianghekongweideshiyeyuchuanqiu，haiyouyishoupiaoliangdetoulan，xuanxiumoban，jiaqiangbandeben・ximengsi。
缺点：狂妄自大。
budebushuo，zheigeqiutanbaogaoshifenkeguan，youdianyimuleran，quedianyewuxuduoyan，lianmengdeliangwangsigeerdoubeitabishi，gengbuyongshuoqitarenle。
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shijianhenkuaijiulaidao2024nian6yue27rizaoshangbadian，niuyuebulukelin，xuanxiudahuizhengshikaishi。
qiehedouyinjinxinglequanchengzhibo。
jiangfengzuoweidiyipishoudao“xiaolvwu”yaoqingdeshisanmingqiuyuanzhiyi，duzizuozaidiyipaizhongjian，zhangxianzhetahuodezhuangyuandexiwang。
tadepangbianzuozhelisaxie、saer、xiepodedengqianlixinxiu。
qiezhibojiannei，zuoweizhanmusikuangrefensidezhuchirenmeixiaonahuankuaikaichang：“jiabinpengyoumen，dajiahao！haiyoubangexiaoshinbaxuanxiudahuijiujiangkaishi，woguoqiuyuanjiangfengcanjiaxuanxiu，nengfouyuanmeng？rangwomenshimuyidai。”
“benjiexuanxiuyouliangdakandian，yishijiangfengnengfouchengweijiyaomingzhihouzaicichengweizhuangyuan，ershizhanmusideerzibulangnihuibeinazhiqiuduixuanzhong？ruguobeihurenxuanzhong，neimefuzitongtaidemengxiangjianghuishixian。”
“buzhiwomenliangweijieshuojiabinzenmekan？”
suqun：“jinnianshixuanxiuxiaonian，yijiangfengdeqianli，shihenyoukenengnadaozhuangyuanqian。”
yangyi：“meiliguomeitizuijinjicipaimingyuce，jiangfengdoushiqianwu，liangciqiansan，yicizhuangyuan，wogerenrenweijiangfenghuodezhuangyuanqiandegailvdadaobacheng，weiyiyoufengxiandeshitajujuelesuoyouqiuduideshixun，zheihuiyingxiangdaohuodezhuangyuanqiandelaoyingduidepanduan。”
meixiaona：“xiexieliangweidejieshuo，jiexialaiwomenlianxianxiayuanzaixianchangdezhangzhidao，kankanjiangfengyoushenmeyaoshuode？”
zhibohuamianzhuandaoxuanxiuxianchang，zhangweipingcikezhengzhanzaijiangfengshenpang。
zhangweiping：“jiangfeng，nihao，duiyucicixuanxiu，niyoushenmexiangfa？”
jiangfengduizhejingtou，luchuwubizixindexiaorong：“wuyongzhiyi，zhuangyuankendingshiwo，chufeilaoyingduiderendouyanxia。”
zhangweipinglenghanzhimao，yushiganjinzhuanyihuati：“zhanmusideerzibulangniyejiangcanxuan，niduitadexuanxiuxingqingzenmekan？”
jiangfengmeitouzhoulezhou，xianranduizheigewentiyouxiebuyue，suijisaoshiyiyanxiaolvwu，dandandiwendao：“tazaina？”
这是绝对的藐视！
zheiyimurangyuanzaidayangbianqiezhibojiandemeixiaonashunjianpofang。
zuoweizishenzhanmi，taaiwujiwu，kejiangfengdeyuqihetaidumanshiduibulangnidebiyi。
zheihaibuzhi，pingmuqiandezhanmimengengshipokoudamajiangfengkuangwangzida，zhuangx，zaowanyaozaoleipi。
budebushuo，jiangfengdeyigedongzuoheyijuhua，chenggongdelaleyibochouhen，chedibeizhanmimenjihenshangle。
zhangweipingzaicihanyan，caifangzheimeduonian，diyiciyudaozheime**luobiaodadefengzi，budebuzaicizhuanyihuati：“jiangfeng，qiutanbaogaoshuonidemobanshiben・ximengsi，niyouheganxiang？”
“qie！”jiangfengxieleyiyancaifangdezhangweiping，fangfozaishuonihuibuhuiwenwenti。
jiangfengdeyanshenjiuxiangzaishuo：“laozilianzhanxingxingdouxiangzou，nishuowoxiangbenxineigeda**？”
zhangweipingwuyule，zheitemeyinhuoshangshena，zhixiangganjinjieshuzheigehuati：“neiniyoushenmehuayaoduijingtouqiandeqiumipengyoumenshuoma？”
jiangfengkukudeshuodao：“dajiahao，wojiushinimendetianxuanzhizi，lanqiujieweilaidegoat，jiexialai，wojiangdabaoquanlianmeng。”
世界瞬间安静了！
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qiezhibojianzhongren：......
douyinzhiboxubaoyu：……
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【shenmewanyi？tianxuanzhizi？wodezuixiaomale！】
【jiangfengdedazuibajueduizhidezhuangyuanqian！】
【hahahahahahaha，jiangfengjueduishilanqiujiedeyigunishiliu，jiushibuzhidaoyoumeiyoubadameilirenganmengbi！】
【goat？tazhenyiweizijishizhanxingxingma？haizicheng！niubiclass！】
【zifenggoatdierren，quandoushixiaohua！】
【dazuijiedegoat！】
【goulegoule，ganjinbizuiba，wodoukuaixiaochengdafenle！】
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【zhanmimen，nimenguihaolema？】
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