#jiangfengcanjianbaxuanxiu#
#jiangfengzixinhuichengweizhuangyuan#
#jiangfengzichengtianxuanzhizi#
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shunjian,gezhongresoucitiaolaman,kejianjiangfengdedazuiyinqidereduzhida,tongshiyeshuominglanqiuzaixiaguodeyingxiangli。
meiyouzuifeng,zhiyougengfeng!
haoqiaobuqiao,zhangweipingcaifangdezheiyimuqiahaoyebei**buzhuodaole,bingmianxiangquanmeizhibo。
yishijian,meimeihedameilidewangyouyefengle。
**zhibojian,bakeliliezhedazui:“o!!!wochengrenzheigexiaozihenyoutianfu,danshitayaoshichengweizhuangyuan,wohuizaiciqinlv**,bu,shitian!”
aonierhahadaxiao:“oh,mygod,haokuangdenianqingren,woxihuan。”
suihoutakanxiangfeizhubakeli:“wojingranhenxiangkannitianlv**!”
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【这个小子好狂!】
【nalaidexiaochou?gunchuxiaolvwu!】
【xiaguodeqiuyuan,wojiujideyaole,qitarendoushiruandan,zheijiahuodezuijiushibuzhidaonengbunengkangda?】
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【laoyingdui,niyaoshixuanleta,womenhuilianhe**ni!】
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总之,恶评如潮!
eryouhaoshizhezaituiteshangaitebeicaideben・ximengsi,wentazenmekandaizheijianshi。
meidaoxiatianbikuliandebenxihuileyijuhua:wodegongzisiqianwanmeidao。
danshi,haoshiwangyoujiezheshuodao:“danshizheishinizuihouyifenhetongle。”
本西回复:“滚!”
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huamianyizhuan,nbazongcaixiaohuadengchang,jianduandeyanjiangzhihou,kaishixuanxiu。
yongyouzhuangyuanqiandelaoyingyongyouwufenzhongzuojueding。
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qitarencikedoupingzhuhuxi,jinzhangdekanzhelaoyingduidezongjinglidengren,weiyoujiangfengyiliandanding,zixinwubi。
yangyi:【jiangfengzhennengchendezhuqi!】
suqun:【queshi,zheiyangdebiaoxianyutadenianlingbufu!】
meixiaonade:【zheimelengjing,buxiangshidingzhuanglingdaodeyangzi,ganjueshizhuangde!】
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wufenzhongyiguo,xiaohuaxuanbulaoyingxuanzelelaizifaguodeqianfenglisaxie,taixiayipianzhangsheng。
xiaolvwunei,lisaxiekanleyiyanjiangfeng,deyidexiaozhezhanleqilai,shuangshougaoju,jieshoudajiadehuanhusheng。
jiangfengzhishidanmoyixiao,bingmeiyourenhebiaoshi。
meixiaonalianshangbuzijuededaizhexiao:“kanlaijiangfengzhinengzhengqubangyanhetanhuale。”
杨易:“可惜了!”
suqun:“jiangfengdeshiliheqianliqueshiyaozailisaxiezhishang,queshikexi!”
xubaoyu:“wojiushuoba,zaishiliheqianlichabuduodeqingkuangxia,zheiduanshijiandedazuibarangjiangfengshiquleyixierenxin,meinadaozhuangyuankeyilijie,buguoqianlizai,qiansanjueduimeiwenti。”
aonier:“goushi,wozhendehenxiangkanbakelilaoxiongtianlv**,tadezuihelv**yibanda,laotianbuzhangyan!”
bakeli:“hahahaha,woshixianzhi,yuchundexiaozi。”
【wojiushuoma,daxiongdinididiaodian,zheixiahaole,dalianleba!】
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pinglunxianranfenchengleliangpai,yipaishikexide,lingyipaishixingzailehuode,houyipaimingxianshizhanmusidefensiqun,erqiewenwendezhanjuleshangfeng。
jiezhe,qicaiduikaishixuanze。
xiaolvwuneideqiuyuanmenzaicijinzhangqilai,jiangfenggancuibishangleyan。
zaiwairenkanlai,taxiangshishuizheleyiban,qishi,tadeshenshizaoyizhidaojieguo,suoxingfengbiliushi,tugeqingjing。
【**,zheifengzibuhuishuizheleba?】
【mamaya,zhenxiangshi,haofeidezhugoatdan!】
【jiangdazuijiushibigemuyanggeshen,nimenxiaqishenmehong?】
【GOAT!】
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jiangfengdeyijuyidong,douyinqilewangyoumendejudafanying,ersandazhibojianjitixiaosheng,yinweibuzhidaozenmepingjiajiangfengdesuozuosuowei。
xiaohuaxuanbuqicaiduiyongbangyanqianxuanzeletongyanglaizifaguodezhongfengsaer。
saertongyangxieleyiyanbimuyangshendejiangfeng,gaoxingdeyulisaxieyongbao。
zheishilaizifaguolanqiudeshengli,youqishijiashangquniandezhuangyuanwenbanyama,keyishuofaguolanqiurencaijingpen。
meixiaonalianshangdexiaoyigengnongle:“anzhaozheigefazhan,tanhuakendingyemeixi。”
yangyi:“tanhuaqianganjueyebuwenle。”
suqun:“......”
xubaoyu:“tanhuaqianshihuojian,buxuanjiangfengtianlinanrong,bijingtamenchangguoqianyaomingdetiantou。”
aonier:“huojian,xiaguo,henyouyuanfen,tamenyinggaihuixuanzejiangfeng!”
bakeli:“bubububu,zheixiaozimeirenxuande。”feizhuzaicichangqilefandiao。
【hahahahaha,woyijingxiaodaozuichoujin!】
【shishangdiyixiaochou,jianggoat!】
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xiaohuazaicixuanbuhuojianduidexuanze:laizikentajidehouweixiepode。
xiaolvwu,xiepodesonglekouqi,zhanleqilai,yijiurenbuzhukanleyiyanjiangfeng。
zhishijiangfengxiangshizhendeshuizheyiban。
bakelikanxiangaonier:“laohuoji,nijiuyinggaitingwode,woshixianzhi。”
aonierzhishiwunaidexiaolexiao。
qiezhibojian,meixiaonashouqilexiaolian,jiazhuangwanxideshuodao:“kanlaijiangfengzhinengquzhengqudisihediwule,bijingmeicipaimingyuce,tadouzaiqianwudeweizhi。”
yangyi:“zenmeshuoni,wogerenganjue,chuangzaoyaomingzhihoudezuigaopaimingyinggaishimeiyouwentide。”
suqun:“wotongyiyangzhidaodeshuofa,bijing,zheijiexinxiu,yejiuqianwukekan,qitadejibendoushidajiangyoude。”
xubaoyu:“huojianshishanpaoba,buxuanjiangfengtamenshibushifengle?”