【jiangfengziyongzijidejinglijiwomenshangleshengdongdeyike，didiaoshiduomedezhongyao！】
【zai**zuosidezheitiaolushang，jiangfengzijueduishigoat！】
【**，jiangfengziniyaochengzhu，haiyouwushiqigeminge】
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【maguima，danshijiangfengzimeiyoujinruqianwuqueshibuyinggai】
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zhidao，diyilunxuanxiujieshu。
sandazhibojianyijingchaofanle。
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wangyoumenyefengle，chulezhanmi。
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【滚！死奴才！】
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“jiangfeng，caifangxianinkeyima？”zhangweipingjimangzoulejibu，wendao。
jiangfengdunledun，“wenba。”
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【hahahaha，zheihuidaliangle，woxihuan！】
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【ai，haoburongyipanlaiyigeyoudianqianlideqiuyuan，beizheizhangbianmidezuihuile】
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