jiangfengyizibuluodetingruerzhong,manmandebiyi。
erzuoweizuihouyiweibeixuanzhongdejiangfeng,xuanxiukaishiqianbenyoujihuihuodezhuangyuanqiandexinxiu,lunluodaozuihouyiwei。
luochazhida,lingrenzashe。
dangtazoushangxinwenfabuhuideweizhishangshi,dunshixiyinlegedameitihewangluodarendezhuyili。
kanzhecaifangdezhenzhang,bidangxuanzhuangyuanlisaxiegengshouhuanying,shenzhidoubibulangnihaiyouguozhi。
“jiangxiansheng,qingwenniruhekandaizijicongyoukenengchengweizhuangyuandaochadianmeibeixuanshangdezheijianshi?”yimingmeiliguojizhepobujidaidetiaoshi。
jiangfengkanleyiyantaneimeilijingzhideliandan,**deaorenshencai,likerenchulezheirenshishei。
kj.wright,huixiongduidegenduimeinvjizhe,2024yinweicaifang“shouyao”molanteerzouhongwangluo。
jiangfengxiaodao:“shenmeshunweibuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshiwoyaodabaoneiyibangjiahuo。”
jiangfengzhilezhibuyuanchudeneixiexinxiumen,yuqimeiyounapayisidezunzhong。
“xiansheng,nengtingchulai,niduitamenbingbuzunzhong。”kj.wrightminruidebuzhuodaolejiangfengdeyuqi。
“zunzhongshikaodachulaide,bushikaoshuochulai。”jiangfengbuxianbudandehuidao。
zheijuhuayingdelebufenjizhederentong,xiangqilelingxingdezhangsheng。
【zheihuashuodemeimaobing,bushifenghua,jiandingwanbi】
【youdiankanbudongjiangfengzile,yihuidazhiruoyu,yihuiyoufengfengdiandian】
【kanbudongjiuduile,buranhuodejiushini】
【装X界的天花板】
**zhibojianheqiezhibojiandemingzuimenyishibuzhiruhepingjia。
“tinghoushuonizixinnengchengweizhuangyuan,zheisuanbusuannishiyanle?”kj.wrightbuyiburaodejixutiaoshi。
jiangfengdemuguangturancongmeinvdeliandanwangxiakanleyiyanmeinvjizhedemougedifang:“haoda!”
jiangfengkansiwulitoudeyijuhua,zuoweiguolairendezhongrenmiaodong,fenfenkanxiangzheimingnvjizhedegaofeng。
**,queshihenda,dangran,zheixierendouzixushenshi,suoyiganjinjiangmuguangzhuanyi,chulejiangfeng。
meinvjizhedangranzhidaojiangfengzaifengyanfengyu,qideliansetonghong,“jiangxiansheng,wozaiwennihua,nizheiyanghenbulimao。”
jiangfengbuyiweiyidexiaolexiao:“keguanpingjiaeryi!niyounanpengyouma?”
kj.wrightmeitoujinzhou,xinzhonganmajiangfengshigewulidejiahuo,“jiangxiansheng,shuwobunenghuida。”
jiangfengluchuyifuxingfendebiaoqing:“kanlaishiyoule,buguowobujieyi!”
疯话,绝对的疯话。
kj.wrightqideliansezhanghong,zhongjizheqiangshichigua。
zhibojiananjing,danmuyifeng。
【shuwoyanzhuo,wozenmeganjuejiangfengziyoufafengle】
【nishibushixia?mingmingjiushifafeng,nalaideyou?】
【he,jiangfengzibujinfeng,erqiese!yigaiguan!taizou!】
【gangbiaoyangwanjiujiaoaole,meijiu】
【nandaojiuzhiyouwokanchulaijiangdazuiyanlimianmeiyouyuma?】
【woleigequ,nihuoyanjinjinga,zheidounengkandechu,youxierendeseshiguzilide,kanbuchulaihaobuhao?】
【haozhalie,haozhongkou,liangxialenimendegouyan】
【jiangfengzi,qingshouxiawodexigai】
kj•wrightluohuangertao,hunshenshangxiazhenzhan。
jiangfengdeyanjinghaibuwangdingzhekan,zhidaoduifangxiaoshizaifabuhuixianchang。
zheiyimuhede**de“taihua”kelisiting•landeluoyuyanyouzhi。
zheixiaozibuhaore,zhudadayanbucan,chakedahun。
“jiangxiansheng,nenggaosuwomenweishenmelanwangduihuixuanzhongnima?”tiwendejizhedamingdingding,espndewoshen。
juxitajiangtuiyizhuanxing,zheiyeshitazuihouyicicaifangxinxiu。
“yinweitamenyouyanguang!”jiangfengdeyijuhua,xiangdangyujianglingwaideershijiuduimalegebian。
xiangxincishilianmengdeqitaershijiuduizongjinglixinlidouyouyiwanpi**bentengerguo。
“nideyisishiqitaershijiuduidezongjinglidoushishaxma?”
woshenhenhuilaishi,zhinengshuohendongliuliang,taqipandekanzhejiangfeng,xiwangjiangfengjixufengxiaquyicilaijieshutahuihuangdezhiyeshengya。
jiangfengqinengbuzhidaozheishiyigekeng,erqiezuotianhejintiantadehuadouyijingminglianlizaimaqitaershijiuduidezongjinglile。
suoyizheigeshihouwoshentichulai,jiushixiangbipotayuqitaershijiuduidezongjinglizhengshijuelie,yongxinhenshidaidu。
“daxiongdi,sanmiaozhongduinilaishuoshibushihenzhangle。”
buantaoluchupai,youshiyijumomingqimiaodehuida,zaicijiangfabuhuidesuoyourenzhengmengbile。
erqie,jiangfengdemuguang,yanzhewoshendeshenti,congshangwangxia,zuihoutingzaileyaobuyixiadeweizhi,ranhouhuanhuanshouhuimuguang。
zhongrenmiaodong,lianshangdebiaoqingganjuejiushiyuanlairucideyisi。
gaodewoshenqijibaihuai,xianxianluohuangertao,shenhuxiyikouqi,“xiaojiahuo,buyaoshitujinuwo,wonianjidale,neifangmianchayidianhenzhengchang。”
zheihuidagoutanlv,gouzhijie,jianghaidelaodela。
“xiaojiahuo,nidezuijiqueshilihai,danjiushibuzhidaonideqiujiruhe?neixielaojiahuomenyidinghuibaodanide。”woshenhuifudanding。
“wodengzhe,jinguanfangmaguolai。”jiangfengkebuxu。
woshenzhihaobizui,duizheigeyouyanbujindejiahuo,weixiemeiyong,zhihaodengzhechangguisaikaishi,ranhoukanneixielaorenbaodata。
“weilekannibeizou,wojuedingzanshibutuixiu。”woshenyanshenyouxiebushan。
“nizuihaobiekan,wopanixinzangbingfanle。”
jiangfengshanyitixing,keshizaiwoshenyanzhong,zheijiahuoqueshirucidelingrenyane。
【edishen,jiangfengzizhenshishenmedouganshuoa!】
【dazuibayijingbunengxingrongjiangfengzile,youfengyoudian!】
【zhubigdanfeijiangfengzimoshu】
【tazheiyangzuo,huibuhuimingbuzhang?】
【huohaiyiqiannian,nibudongma?】
【dashen,zhuanzhigezhongbufu】
gedazhibojiandezhubohejiabinmenchule“wawo”sheng,zaoyixianrujishuxingsiweitingdun。
“haiyouyaowendema?meiyoudehua,jintiandefabuhuijiudaozheier。”
jiangfengbuzaikanwoshen,ershikanzheshushiweijizhe,yiliandandingdewendao。
xianchangdejizhemenqianjifenzhonghaiqiangzheyaocaifangjiangfeng,erxianzaiquebuganshuohuale。
kanmeiyoujizheshuohua,jiangfengzhanqilaiyaozou。
zheishi,liweipingjianfuzherenwu,mingzhidaojiangfenggoufengdeqingkuangxia,haishizhanleqilai,wendao:“jiangxiansheng,zuoweixiaguoshigeshunianhouyouyiweibeinbaxuanzhongdeqiuyuan,jiguoneideqiumipengyoumendashengzhaohuba。”
zheiwanquanbushigewenti,liweipingdangranzhidao。