“wojiushilaoban，shiyizhici，nirangrangyemeiyong，zanmenhaishihaohaotantanpeichang，niyoushenmeweiwandeyiyuan，yubenguanshuodaoshuodao。”yanjundao。
荒唐！
bairuotongyagenyaode“gege”zuoxiang，mingdoumeilejidianpeichangjiuwan？tayiweizheishiyiliaoguoshime？
“woyiyuanyidadui，wangdadeshuo，wohaimeiwanchengchengweirenshengyingjiademubiao，haimeihuanyoushijielvxing，haimeiyoujiehunshengzi，haimeizisunmantang……”bairuotongshuzheshouzhi，suanzhangdao，“wangxiaodeshuo，wozuorigangzhuileyibuxiaoshuo，jintianzhengdasuanyikouqikanwanni，jieguojiugepile，nishuoba，niyaoruhepeichangwo？nipeichangdeqime？”
“ze，”bairuotongdediediebuxiuchaodeyanjunergenteng，tameitouyizhou，bunaifandao，“nikandeneixiaoshuojiaoshenmemingzi？”
“zhizunkuanghou，”bairuotongzhazhayan，“niwenzheigezuoshenme？”nandaodifulaoyeyezhuishu？
“jiranxiangkanhouxu，burunijiuhaihunguoquqiaoqiao，nisuoshuodeyiyuan，xiabeizidouhuiwancheng，”yanjunyuba，dashouyihui，yizhenqiangfengchaobairuotongxilai，“haihunquba！”
“等等……”
tadeshenzipingdierqi，haiweilaidejifanbo，yanqianzhouranyihei，yunjueguoqu。
zaixinglaishi，tayishenchupowunei。
bairuotongwuyanyidui，shishanghaiyoubitagengkengdiedechuanyueme？
taqialeyibagebo，quedingzheiyiqiebingbushimengjinghou，shenshendexileyikouqi，sicunzherujindechujing。
《zhizunkuanghou》shiyibennvqiangfuchoudezhaidouxiaoshuo。zhujiaobaiyinlingshinanyuanwangchaozhenxijiangjundeshuernv，shengmulanshishipinjiangenvchusheng，yinci，tazaijiangjunfuzhongshoujinlengdaiqiru。
zaitashiersuizheinian，tadeshengmuyindechongbeijiangjunfudeyiniangfurenxiaduzhisi，ertabeixianhaichengweifuzhongde“buxiangzhiren”songwanglingshanfotangweijiazuqifusannian。
zailingshanzhizhong，baiyinlingrenrufuzhong，niepanzhongsheng。jijizhihouzhonghuijiangjunfushi，yibuyibujiangcengjinghaiguotaderentuirudiyu。
bujinruci，tademingyunpingbuqingyun，yunanyuantaiziguchenglianoudejiayuan，zuizhongchengweiyidaixianhou。
dangran，zheishigushidejianjie。shijishangdeneirongbairuotongzhikanguobudaoershizhang。
ruozheilishi《zhizunkuanghou》dejiakongwangchaonanyuan，yanjunyidingshianpaitachengweishuzhongdemouren。chengweisheidouhao，qianwanbiezuoneigeyutatongmingtongxingdebingyangzi。
zheibenxiaoshuobairuotongkandejinxingshuangkuai，weiyouyishilingtabuman。
zaixiaoshuozhong，youyigejiangyoujiaoseyejiaozuobairuotong。
shuzhongduitademiaoxieliaoliaowuji，nanyuanwangchaozhenxijiangjundiyaonv。xingzijiaozong，shenzichanruoduobing。chuxianbuguowuzhang，jiubeizhujiaotuanhaidelinglebiandang。
tadeshenfenzuihaoshizhujiaobaiyinling，ruoshineibiandangxiaoqianjinbairuotong，tayidingyaoxuesunwukongjiaodedifushangxiadoubudeanning。
“吱呀……”
nianjiushixiudeshanmenbeirenzhongzhongyitui，bairuotongdayanwangqu，yigeshenzhecubuzhangshandenanzicongcongjinmen，tagouzhebei，shenseguisuideguanshangwumen。
tagouzhemuguangzaiwuzhongzhuanyouzhe，dangqiaojianzhanzaijiaoluodebairuotongshi，shenzidunshiyizheng，yanlujingezhise。
“si……sixiaojie，nizenmexingle？”
“nishishei？”bairuotongjingtidetuihouyibu，rumenzhirenshengdezeimeishuyan，dongzuoyerutongzuozeiyiban，tahaishixiaoxinweishang。
“xiaoniangziburendewanmoushiyinggaide，wanmoushizaizaofangganhuodehuojiwanan。”wananshanxiaozhe，shuangshouyinxingfenermocaqilai。
bairuotongturanxinglailingtashiliaoweiji，tadedaodexiaoxishitayibeirenmiyun，meiyoulianggeshichenshibuhuixinglai。
kexianzai，buguoyizhuxiangdeshijiantajinghuoshengshengdezhanzaitamianqian。kezheiyenanbuzhuta，tayigebachinanernandaohaizhifubuleyigejiaoruodexiaoniangzibucheng？
biqibudongde，wanyigehuidonghuijiaodejiaoqiaoxiaoniangzigenglingrenxingfenbushi？
wananwenzhuxinxing，yanlutanlanyibuyibudechaobairuotongbijin。
bairuotongdexinzhongzhongyichen，xinzhonganzimazheyanjunlaoyedezuzongshibadai。
wanan！zheigemingzitayanshudehen。
shuzhongcengxiebairuotongbeishujiebailingyaoxianhai，rangyixiarendianwuleshenzi，erzheigexiaren，mingzizhengshiwanan。
yinzheikeliandexiaoyatouyuzijitongmingtongxing，dangdudaozheigeqingjieshi，bairuotongrenbuzhuqinqiewenhouleyijuzuozhedemuqindaren。