第4章 江天蓝的小算计

dangqinsongzuohaowanfanzhihou,faxianfanzhuoshangyijingmeiyouzijideweizhile。

“nimashangjiubushiwomenjiangjiarenle,nimeiyouzigegenwomenyiqichifan!”jiangtianlanaorandeshuodao:“niquchufangchiba,kandaoniwojiuexin!”

jiangyunyingweiweizhoulezhoumei,danshiyemeiyoushuoshenme。

qinsongbuxianggenjiangtianlanqirenhezhengzhi,yushibianmomodehuidaolechufang。

“yunyinga,woyoujianshiqingxiangyaogennishangliangyixia!”jiangtianlandeyanshenzhongfazheguangshuodao:“tingnidajiushuo,nizheicidexiangmu,jiushigenchenzonghezuoshima?”

jiangyunyingdianlediantou:“meicuo!”

“jiranzanmenmashangjiuyaochengweiyijiarenle,neizanmenyijiarenyebushuoliangjiahuale,nishenmeshihouzhudongqubaifangyixiachenzonga。”jiangtianlantaotaobujuedeshuodao:“houtianjiushinilaoyededashoule,taxinguyezenmediyedecanjiashouyanba。”

“ma!”jiangyunyingdelianshangluchuyisibuyuedeshense:“wogenqinsonghaimeilihunni!”

“neihaibushizaowandeshiqingma?”jiangtianlanhaobuzaiyidebailebaishoushuodao:“wokegennishuo,zheichenzongjueduishiyigejinguixu,wozhiqiancuoguoleyici,zheicijueduibunengzaicuoguole!”

jiangyunyingdeyanshenandanxialaile,yuanbenkekoudefancaiyesuoranwuweile。

“ruguoyiqicanjiashouyandehua,tazheigexinguyeshibushiyeyaozhunbeiyixiehelia!”jiangtianlandeqingxuyouxiekangfen:“qunianzanmenjiashoujinlelengyan,jinnianzanmenzhaoleyigexinguye,zongsuanshinenggouyangmeituqile。”

yuefuzhangchuqingqingdelalelajiangtianlan:“xingle,zheishierhaishidengyihouzaishuoba!”

“shenmejiaoyihouzaishuoa,zhangchu,nizheishishenmeyisi!”jiangtianlanfangfozhamaoleyiyang:“zheijinianwomenzailaoyezishouyanshangshoudaodebaiyanhaibugouma?niyaoshidanfanyoudianchuxi,wozaixiongdijiemeimianqianyebuzhiyuzheimetaibuqitou!”

zhangchudixialetou,dangchujiangtianlanweilegenzijizaiyiqi,jujuelejiazulianyin,houlaitasuiranruzhuilejiangjia,danshiyinweinengliyouxian,yemeiyounenggoujijiazudailaishenme,suoyijiangtianlanzaijiangjiayeshouleyibeizidewonangqi。

“yunyinga,yaobunimingtianyuechenzongchulai,jiushuoniyaojilaoyemaidianshouli,rangtabangmangjicanmouyixia。chenzongshigejilingren,takendingnengmingbaishenmeyiside!”jiangtianlanhaichenjinzaizijidehuanxiangzhizhong。

jiangyunyingfangxialekuaizi:“wochibaole!”

“nizenmejiuchizheimediana!”

“我减肥不行吗?”

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zuozaishuzhuangtaidejiangyunying,jingzizhongzijidemianrongjingzhiwanmei,danshiquesiqichenchen,meiyourenhedehuoli。

zicongzuotiangenqinsongtichulihunzhihou,tayizhengtiandoushixinbuzaiyande。

suiranshuozijidangchujiajiqinsongshilaoyedeyisi,zijiduiqinsongyemeiyoushenmehaogan,shenzhidaizheyane,danshiyiniandeshijianguoqule,zaichaoxixiangchuzhizhong,qinsongweitazuodeyiqie,tayouzenmekenengzhiruowangwen?

dangzijijiabandaoshenyedeshihou,tadouhuiduozaigongsidelouxiadengzheziji,napazijizhuangzuoburenshita,tayehaowuyuanyan!

dangzijishengbingwochuangdeshihou,doushitamangqianmanghou,jingxinzhaoliao,meitianfeijinxinsihuanzhehuayangjizijizuochide,napazijiconglaimeishuoguoganxiedehua,tarengranhaowuyuanyan。

dangzijiyudaocuozhe,luanfapiqideshihou,tazongshipeizaizijideshenbian,kuanjieziji,napazijibatadangzuochuqitong,tarengranxiaolianxiangying,haowuyuanyan!

yiniandeshijian,qinsongyijingmanmandezaijiangyunyingdexinzhongzhanjuleyifenbuxiaodeweizhi,zhishitabingmeiyouyishidaozheiyidian,danshixiangbiyujiajibierenchengweiliyideqizi,taningyuanqinsongjixudaizaizijideshenbian,yinweitashiweiyiyigezunzhongzijiganshouderen。

“qinsong,niruguozhendenenggouzhengmingnizijigaiyouduohaoa!”jiangyunyingweiweitanlekouqi:“kexia,zheikenengzhishiwoyixiangqingyuandehuanxiangeryi!”

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“king,zheishiwomendiaochadeziliao!”jinjinguoleyigewanshang,tianyanzuzhiyijingjiangqinsongfenfudesanjianshiqingdiaochadeqingqingchuchule。

shuniandefazhan,yiniandezhefu,tianyanzuzhizhongyuluchulezhengrongdetoujiaole。

qinsongfankanzheshouzhongdeziliao,yandishanguoyidaolengguang。

“nixinkule!”qinsongkanwanzhihou,jiangziliaofangxia:“zheixiedongxi,chulileba!”

“shide,king!”milushouqileziliao:“king,xiayibuwomendeyaozenmeban?”

“jinghouxiaoxiba!”qinsongshenlegelanyao,shuodao:“womenxianzaidemeiyibudouyaoxiaoxinjinshen,bunengchuxianrenhedechachi,shaobuliushen,womenjiuhuixianruwanzhangshenyuanzhizhong!”

“tianyanzuzhixianzaisuiranhenqiang,danshirengranyouchujibudaodedifang,jiexialainidezhuyaomude,jiushijixuanzhongkuozhang,weijianglaijixuliliang。”

“erwoxianzaidezhuyaorenwu,ziranshibaneixiejiyuwoxifuderen,henshuhendejiaoxunyidun!”qinsongdeshengyinzhongdaizhesusha:“woqinsongdenvren,tamenyeganshenshou?”

kanzheqinsongyuanchuxiaoshidebeiying,milunannanziyuzhe:“zhendehenxianmuni,queen!”

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maicaihuijiazhihou,qinsongfaxianjiangtianlanfanchangdemeiyouchaofengziji,fanershiyiliandexiaorong,jiuhaoxiangshizhonglewubaiwancaipiaoyiyang。

takanleyiyanqinsong,deyideshuodao:“jintianbuyongzuoyunyingdefanle,tajinwanbuhuilaichifanle!”

“buhuilaichifan?youyaojiabanma?”qinsongweiweizhoulezhoumei:“neiwojitasongguoquba,chiwaimaiduishentibuhao!”

“xiaosile,wojiaguinvshichiwaimaiderenma?”jiangtianlanqingpieleyiyanqinsong,buxiedeshuodao:“shihuagaosuniba,jinwanyunyingyaogenchenzonggongjinwancan,erqiehaishichenzongzhudongyaoqingde,wojiushuoma,womenjiayunyingzhudingshiyaojiadaohaomende!”

qinsongdeyanmouyisuo:“jinwanchenzongyaoyanqingyunying?buhao!”

“peipeipei,shenmebuhao,jianzhijiushitaihaole!”jiangtianlanehenshuhendedingzheqinsongshuodao:“nijintianyaoshihuaileyunyingdehaoshi,woraobuleni!”

qinsonglandegenjiangtianlanshuoshenme,tafangxiashouzhongdecailanzi,zhuanshenjiuyaolikai!

“niganchuqu,wodaduannidetui!”jiangtianlanlianmanglanzaileqinsongdemianqian,ehenshuhendeshuodao:“xiangyaochuqu,youbenshicongwodeshenshangcaiguoqu!”

qinsongdeshuangshouanzhujiangtianlanyizhuan,jiangtianlangandaozijideshentiyixuan,jurangenqinsonghuanlegeweizhi。

“yunyinghenweixian,woyaoqujiuta!”qinsongdexinzhongjiaoji,genbenlaibujigenjiangtianlanjieshishenme,bianzhuanshenlikaile。

“niyaoshiganhuailewodehaoshi,wozheibeizizuoguidoubuhuifangguonide!”shenhouchuanlailejiangtianlandeshengyin,danshiqinsongzhiruowangwen。