"这不可能..."
diantiweixiuduidezhangshifudunzaiwuloudiantikou，shouzhifuguoqinyangyongpidai**defangzhuizhuangzhi，yanjingdengdexiangtongling。tashenhoujimingnianqingjigongyecouguolai，fachuzhenzhenjingtan。
"shifu，zheishoufataizhuanyele！"
"pidaijurannengchengshouzheimedachongjili？"
"zheigegudingjiedianshijunyongdajiefaba？"
qinyangzuozaibuyuanchudezoulangzhangyishang，etoushenchuximidehanzhu。xitongtouzhidehouyizhengrangtayanqianyizhenzhenfahei，erbianwengwengzuoxiang，zhinengyinyuetingdaoweixiugongmendeyilun。
"xitong...haiyaoduojiuhuifu？"tazaixinliwendao。
"nenglianghuifuzhong...dangqianjindu42%。jianyisuzhulijixiuxi，bimiannenglishiyong。"
daixiaomeiduanzheyibeireshuijiguoweiguanrenqun，dunzaiqinyangmianqian："hedianshuiba，niliansehaocha。"
shuibeididaoyanqian，qinyangcaifaxianzijideshouzaiweiweifadou。tajieguoshuibeishi，zhijianbuxiaoxinpengdaodaixiaomeideshou，liangrentongshixiangchudianbansuoleyixia。
"xiele。"qinyangyangtouguanxiayidakou，wenredeshuiliuranghundundedanaoshaoweiqingxinglexie。
"ni..."daixiaomeiyuyanyouzhi，zuihouyadishengyin，"gangcaineixie...bushiputongbaoanhuidejishuba？"
qinyangdongzuoyidun。tazaogailiaodaohuibeiwenzheigewenti。tezhongbuduidexunlianneirongshejigezhongjiduanhuanjingxiadeyingjichuli，danputongrengenbenfenbianbuchuqizhongdemendao。zheigedaixiaomeibikanqilaiminruideduo。
"buduilixueguoyixie。"tahanhuqici，tongshizhuyidaoweixiuduidezhangshifuzhengyongtanjiudemuguangdaliangziji。
"qinbaoan，"zhangshifuzouguolai，zhaixiaanquanmaocalecahan，"nengwenwennizainagebuduifuyima？zheigefangzhuizhuangzhizuodetaizhuanyele，lianwomendouyaoyongzhuanyonggongjucainengwancheng。"
zhouweiturananjingxialai。qinyanggandaosuoyourendemuguangdoujizhongzaizijishenshang，baokuodaixiaomeineibuhaizaizhibodeshoujijingtou。
"jiushi...putonggongchengbing。"qinyangmianqiangxiaolexiao，"xueguodianjichuweixiu。"
zhangshifumingxianbuxin，danyemeiduowen，zhishiyiweishenzhangdidiandiantou："buguanzenyang，nijiulelianggeren。neibudiantiyaoshiwanquanzhuiluo，houguobukanshexiang。"
tazhuanxiangdaixiaomeideshoujijingtou："geweiyezhuqingfangxin，womenhuiquanmianjianxiuxiaoqusuoyoudianti，quebaocileishigubuzaifasheng。"
直播弹幕疯狂刷新：
「zheishifukanbaoanxiaogedeyanshendoubuduile」
「gongchengbing？pianguini！」
「gangcaineibocaozuojueduishitezhongbuduijibiede」
「chadaole！xxjituanjuntezhonggongchenglv！」
qinyangkandaozuihouyitiaodanmu，xintoumengdiyitiao。neigefanhaozhengshitacengjingfuyidedanwei。wangluoshidai，meiyoumimikeyan。
"haolehaole，dousanleba！rangqinbaoanxiuxi！"wuyejingliwangpangzizhongyujijinrenqun，etouyouguangfaliang，"dai**，zhiboshibushigaijieshule？"
daixiaomeizheicairumengchuxing，kanleyanzhibojian——zaixianrenshuyijingtupobashiwan，liwushuadepingmudoukanbuqingle。
"jiarenmen，jintiandetufazhibojiudaozheili..."tayouyuleyixia，youbuchongdao，"houxuqingkuangwohuitongguoduanshipingengxin，jideguanzhu！"
guanbizhibohou，xianchangqifenqingsonglexie。yihurenyuanjiqinyangzuolejiandanjiancha，querenzhishitilitouzhi，jianyihuijiaxiuxi。wangjinglipaizhexiongfubaozhengjitafangsantiandaixinjia。
"buyong..."qinyanggangxiangjujue，yizhenxuanyunturanxilai。taxiayishizhuazhushenbiandezhichengwu——jieguozhuadaoledaixiaomeidejianbang。
"wei！ni..."daixiaomeilianyihong，quemeiduokai，"yaobuyao...wosongnihuiqu？"
"bubi。"qinyangqiangchengzhezhanqilai，"wozijinengxing。"
huasuizheimeshuo，danzoudaodiantikoushi（zheicizoulouti），tadejiaobuyijingxufudexiangcaizaimianhuashang。daixiaomeihexiaolinzhulijiaohuanlegeyanshen，yizuoyiyoujiazhuleta。
"biechengqiangle，yingxiong。"daixiaomeideshengyinchuhuyiliaodirouhe，"nijiazainadong？"
qinyangzhanglezhangzui，haimeilaidejijujue，xitongtishiyinturanzainaohaizhongxiangqi：
"gongxisuzhuwancheng'baohudaixiaomei'renwu。jiangli：shentixiufu(chuji)+50jifenyifafang。dangqianjifen：57fen。"
yigunuanliucongjizhuikuosandaosizhibaihai。qinyangjingyadifaxian，zuojiandejiushangtengtongjianqingledaban，touzhidetiliyezaikuaisuhuifu。gengshenqideshi，xitongjiemianshangchuxianleyigexindezhuangtailan：
【身体状态】
zuojiandanpianshang：xiufujindu30%
tilizhi：65/100
jingshenli：42/100
"xitong，zheigexiufunengzhihaowodejiushang？"
"shentixiufu(chuji)kezhiliaoqingshangbinghuanjiejiushang。wanquanzhiyuxuyaoshengjidaogaoji，huoduocishiyongchujixiufu。"
qinyangjingshenyizhen。duonianlaikunraotadeshangtongjuranyouxiwangxiaochu，zheibishenmejinqianjianglidoushizai。tabuyoudekanleyanshenbiandedaixiaomei——suiranchaonaolexie，danzheiguniangqueshijianjiebangtahuodelezheifenzhenguijiangli。
"zenmele？"daixiaomeizhuyidaotademuguang，ergenweiweifahong，"wolianshangyoudongxi？"
"meishenme。"qinyangyikaishixian，"8dong502，xiexie。"
daixiaomeiyanjingyiliang："yi，womentongdonglouye！wozhu601！"
qinyangxinligedengyixia。xitonggangfabuderenwushibaohudaixiaomei72xiaoshi，xianzailiangrenjuranzhutongyidonglou，zheiqiaoheyetai...
"xitong，niguyideba？"
"xitongrenwushengchengjiyuxianshigailvjisuan，bucunzairenweiganyu。"xitongdehuidadishuibulou。
sanrenmanmanzouxiang8dong。yilushang，bushaojuminduiqinyangzhizhidiandian，youshudamuzhide，youpaizhaode，haiyougelaotaitaifeiyaosaijitayidaipingguo。
"nichengmingrenle。"daixiaomeixiaodao，"mingtianxiaoquyezhuqunkendingquanshinidexiaoxi。"
qinyangkuxiao。zheizhengshitazuibuxiangyaode。tezhongbingdexunliankezaiguzili——didiao、yinbi、buyinrenzhumu。xianzaidaohao，quanwangzhibo，renjinjiezhi。
daolejiamenkou，qinyangwanjuledaixiaomei"jinquzuozuo"detiyi，duzijinwuhouliketandaozaishafashang。suiranshentixiufuhuanjielebufenbushi，danjingshenshangdepibeiyiranruchaoshuibanyonglai。
tamochushouji，faxianweixinyijingzhale。jishitiaohaoyoushenqing，shangbaitiaoweiduxiaoxi，haiyousangezichengjingjirendemoshenglaidian。zuikuazhangdeshigaozhongtongxuequn，pingshisiqichenchen，jintianjuranyou999+tiaoweidu，biaotiheranshi《womenbandeqinyangshangresoule！》。
diankaiweibo，#zuishuaibaoangaokongjiuren#dehuatiyijingchongdaoresoudiqi，yueduliang3.2yi。zhidingshipinzhengshidaixiaomeizhibojiandeluping，jianjiletacongpaloudaojiurendequanguocheng。
"wanle..."qinyangbashoujirengdaoyibian，yongbaozhengaizhulian。zheixiaxiangdidiaodounanle。
ciriqingchen，qinyangbeimen**chaoxing。tamimihuhudikaimen，zhijianlitaitaiqianzheerzizhanzaimenwai，shoulidabaoxiaobao。xiaonanhaiyikandaotajiuzhengtuomamadeshou，pushanglaibaozhutadetui。
"baoanshushu！mamashuonishichaoren！"
litaitaiyanquanfanhong："qinbaoan，zuotiantaicongmang，meihaohaoganxienin。zheishiwodeyidianxinyi..."
tadiguolaidechulemingguilipin，haiyougehouhoudedahongbao。qinyanglianmangtuici："zheibuxing，wozhishizuolefenneishi。"
"qingninyidingshouxia！"litaitaijianchidao，"yaobushinin，wohexiaobaojiu..."tashengyingengyan，shuobuxiaqule。
xiaonanhaiyangqilian，tianzhendiwen："shushu，ninengjiaowodangchaorenma？woyexiangjiuren！"
qinyangdunxiashen，pingshizhexiaonanhai："haohaoxuexi，duanlianshenti，zhangdaleniyenengbangzhubieren。"
"neiwonengjingchanglaizhaoniwanma？mamashuonishiwomenxiaoqudebaoan。"
"dangran。"qinyangroulerouxiaonanhaidetoufa，xinlifanqiyisijiuweidewennuan。
songzoulitaitaimuzihou，qinyangfaxianduimendelaotaitaizhengtouguomaoyantoukan。tajiazhuangmeizhuyidao，dangangzhuanshen，laotaitaijiudakaimenhanzhuta：
"xiaoqina，wozheiyougangdundejitang，nibubushenzi！"
budengtajujue，laotaitaiyijingsaiguolaiyigebaowenhu。jinjiezhe，loushanglouxiahaojijiamendoukaile，zheigesongshuiguo，neigesongdianxin，haiyougedayefeiyaojitakanshouxiang，shuota"minggebufan"。
qinyangbaozheyiduiliwuluohuangertao，jieguozailouxiadatingyoubeiwangjinglidaigezhengzhe。
"laoqin！nikesuanxingle！"wangpangzixingfendipaizhetahoubei，"zhidaoma？nihuolezhihou，zanmenxiaoqufangjiadouzhangle！youhaojigewanghonggongsidadianhualai，shuoyaoqiannidangdaiyanren！"
qinyangtaiyangxuetutuzhitiao："wangjingli，wozhixianganjingdidanggebaoan..."
"aiya，nianqingrenyaozhuazhujiyuma！"wangjinglijimeinongyan，"duile，daixiaomeishuoyoushizhaoni，rangnixinglelianxita。"
qinyangfuyanzhetuoshen，gangzouchudalou，shoujijiuxiangle。laidianxianshi：daixiaomei（zhubo）。
"喂？"
"qinyang！nizhongyujiedianhuale！"daixiaomeideshengyinchongmanhuoli，"kuaikanweixin，wofanigelianjie！"
qinyangdiankaiweixin，zhijiandaixiaomeifalaiyigeshipinlianjie，fengmianshitajiurendehuamian，biaotishi《dujiazhuanfang：jiemizuishuaibaoandejunlvshengya》。
"zheishishenme？"taxintouyongqibuxiangyugan。
"wodedujiabaodaoya！zuowanaoyejiande，yijingwubaiwanbofangle！"daixiaomeideyidishuo，"duile，xingyaozhibodelinzongxiangyuewomenmingtianjianmian，tanhezuodeshi..."