《baoan:sanqianyigeyue,niwanshenmeminga》zheibudoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuohenxiyinren,shiyouzuozhechaojixiaodouxiede!zhujiaoweiqinyangdaixiaomeixiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:"jiankongshi!diantizhuiluo!12cengdao5ceng!zhongfu,diantizhuiluo!"qinyangduizheduijiangjihoudao,"likeqieduanzhengdongloudianyuan!jiaojiuhuche!"……
liunainaidehuaxiangyikeshizitourupingjingdehumian。
guangchangshangdecaozashengshunjiananjinglejifen,suoyourendemuguangdoujizhongzaineigeciwanshang。
chenlaoshidejinsiyanjingshanguoyidaofanguang,talianshangdexiaorongjiangleyishun,suijihuifucongrong:"liuayi,ninbieji。zheiwei...baoantongzhikenengduigudongjiandingyouxiewujie。"
tazhuanxiangqinyang,yuqiwenhezhongdaizhejugaolinxiadekuanrong:"nianqingrenyoujingtixinshihaoshi,danwenwujiandingshimenzhuanyexuewen。zheizhixuandewanwomengangyongyiqijianceguo,queshishimingdaizhenpin。"
shuozhe,tacongliunainaishouzhongjieguociwan,dongzuoqingroudexiangpengzheshenmezhenbao,haiteyizhuanxiangdaixiaomeidezhibojingtouzhanshi:"dajiakan,zheiyouse,zheikaipian,haiyoudibudehuoshihong,doushidianxingdexuandetezheng。"
zhibojiandanmudunshirenaoqilai:
「哇,真古董?」
「zheilaoshikanqilaihaozhuanye」
「baoanxiaogeyaofanche?」
「打起来打起来!」
qinyangshuangbeibaoxiong,lengyankanzhechenlaoshidebiaoyan。zaijianbaozhiyandeshiyezhong,neizhiwansanfazheciyandehongguang,wandifuxiandewenziqingxibiaoming【xiandaifangpin】。
"chenlaoshishiba?"qinyangshangqianyibu,"ninshuozheishizhenpin,neinengbunengjidajiajiangjiang,xuandeciyoushenmetedian?"
chenlaoshituiletuiyanjing,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,xiangshizaoliaodaozheigewenti:"xuandeciyiqinghuaweizhu,taizhixini,youmianyingrun,kuanshiduanzhuangyouli。zheizhiwansuiranpinxiangyiban,danqiaqiafuheminjianyongcidetezheng。"
tabianshuobianzhizhewandebutongbuwei,shuyuyigejieyigewangwaibeng:"kanzheisumaliqingdefase,zheiyouxiaqipaodefenbu,haiyouzheixiuzudegongyi..."
zhouweidelaorenmentingdelianliandiantou,youjigeyijingtaochuqianbao,yueyueyushiyaomaiqita"gudong"le。
qinyangdengtashuowan,turanshenshounaguociwan。chenlaoshicubujifang,lianseyibian:"xiaoxin!zheikeshiwenwu!"
"wenwu?"qinyangchixiaoyisheng,shouzhizaiwanyanyimo,"neizheijiaoshuiyinzenmejieshi?"
suoyourendoulengzhule。qinyangjiangwanqingxie,rangyangguangzhaozaiwanyanyichujihubukejiandejiefengshang:"mingdaiciqishizhengtishaozhi,nalaidepinjiehenji?zheifenmingshiposunhouzhanjiedexiandaifangpin。"
chenlaoshilianseweibian,danhenkuaihuifuzhending:"zhei...zheishichutushibuxiaoxinpengliede,womenzuolebiyaoxiufu..."
"xiufu?"qinyangdaduanta,"neininzheixiufushuipingyetaichale。zaishuo——"taturanjiangwanfanguolai,shouzhiqiaojidibu,"xuandecitaizhijianzhi,kouzhishengruqing。nintingtingzheimenxiang,genqiaosuliaoside。"
"dang、dang"——wandifachudequeshishichenmendeshengxiang。
xianchangyipianhuaran。laorenmenmianmianxiangqu,kaishihuaiyidikanxiangzijishouzhongde"gudong"。
chenlaoshideejiaoshenchuxihan,danrengqiangzuozhending:"baoantongzhi,danpingshengyinpanduanweimiantaiwuduanle..."
"neijiushuodianzhuanyede。"qinyanglengxiao,"xuandeqinghuayongdeshijinkousumaliqingliao,shaochenghouyingyoutiexiubanhexiguang。ninzheiwanshangde'qinghua'fenmingshihuaxueranliao,lianzuijibendecengcigandoumeiyou。"
tameishuoyiju,jiuzhixiangwandeyigebuwei,yusubukuaidanzizizhuxin:"zaikanzheiyoumian,zuojiuhenjitaimingxian,qiangsuanfushidefengwozhuangwenludouhaizai。haiyouzheidizu,xuandecideshadixinirunuomifen,ninzheigenshazhichabuduo。"
daixiaomeidezhibojianyijingzhale:
「**!baoanxiaogezheimezhuanye?」
「zheibofenxidiaodasuoweizhuanjiaa!」
「chenlaoshiliandoulvle!」
「sheishuobaoanmeiwenhuade?chulaiaida!」
chenlaoshidelianseyuelaiyuenankan,tashenhoujigenianqingrenyekaishibuandijiaohuanyanshen。
"zuilipudeshizheigekuanshi。"qinyangjiangwandiduizhunzhibojingtou,"'damingxuandenianzhi'?zitiwaiwainiuniuxiangxiaoxueshengxiede。zhenzhengdexuandekuanshibiliqiujing,qiluobidouyoujiangjiu。ninzheifangde...wodoubuhaoyisinachuqupianren,taiwuruzhishangle。"
"ni!"chenlaoshizhongyubengbuzhule,ruyamianjuchedisilie,"yigepobaoandongshenmegudong!wozheiyoujiandingzhengshu!"
tazhandouzheshoucongbaolitaochuyizhangzhizhizhengshu,quebeiqinyangyibaduoguo。
"xitong,saomiaozheizhangzhengshu。"
"jiancezhong...zhengshuxiweizao,yinzhangweidianzihecheng,zhizhiweiputonga4zhizuojiu。"
qinyangjiangzhengshuduizheyangguangkanlekan,turanxiaole:"chenlaoshi,ninzheizhengshuyegoufuyande。guojiawenwujudegongzhangyinggaishixianhongse,ninzheidouyinchengfenhongle。haiyou,zhengguijiandingzhengshuhuiyoufangweishuiyinheerweima,ninzheijiuyizhangpozhi?"
tazhuanxiangyijingkandaideliunainaiheqitalaoren:"geweiyeyenainai,zheixiedoushipianzi。zhenkaoguduibuhuisixiamaiwenwu,gengbuhuizaixiaoquliwadao'gudong'。tamenzhuanmentiaolaonianrenxiashou,xianyongjiahuopianqian,dengninfaxianshangdangshizaopaomeiyingle。"
laorenmenzheicairumengchuxing,fenfenjiangshouzhongde"gudong"renghuijineijigenianqingren。yougelaoyeziqidezhiduojiao:"woshuozenmezheimebianyi!chadianbawoyanglaojinpianzou!"
chenlaoshiyanjianjumianshikong,turanbianlian,zhizheqinyangbizimadao:"xiaozi,nizhaosishiba?huaiwomenhaoshi!"
tashenhoudejigenianqingrenlikeweishanglai,gegemianluxiongxiang。qizhongyigedakuaitouyibajiuzhuqinyangdeyiling:"choubaoan,huoniwaile?"
zhibojiandanmushunjianbaozha:
「要动手了!」
「保安小哥小心!」
「报警啊!」
「zheihuorenguoranshipianzi!」
qinyangbuhuangbumang,shenzhimeizhengtuoduifangdeshou。tazhishichenlaoshideyanjing:"zenme,pianjubeijiechuanjiugaiqiangjiele?"
"xitong,kaiqi【weixianyuzhi】。"tazaixinliminglingdao。
"yijihuo。jiancedaosizhouweixie:qianfang3ren,zuoce1ren,youce2ren。jianyixianfazhiren。"
qinyanganzipingguxingshi。zheijigesuirankanzhexiong,danzhanzisongsan,haowuzhangfa,gujijiushijietouhunhunshuiping。yitadeshenshou,shimiaoneijiunengquanbufangdao。danwentishidaixiaomeidezhibohaikaizhe,taizhangyangbuhao...
"zhushou!"yishengliheturanchuanlai。wuyewangjinglidaizhejigebaoanjijinrenqun,"ganshenmeni!yijingbaojingle!"
chenlaoshiliansedabian,ehenhendidengleqinyangyiyan:"xiaozi,nijiwodengzhe!"shuowanyihuishou,jigetonghuolikezuoniaoshousan,zhuanyanjiuxiaoshizaixiaoqulvhuadaizhong。
wangjingliqichuanyuyudipaoguolai:"laoqin,meishiba?zheibangrenshenmelaitou?"
"gudongzhapiantuanhuo。"qinyangzhenglezhengbeichezhoudeyiling,"gujicaidianhaojitianle,zhuantiaodujulaorenxiashou。"
daixiaomeizheicaicongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshen,duizhejingtoujidongdishuo:"jiarenmenkandaolema?womenbaoanqinyangbujinshenshoulede,haishijianbaozhuanjia!gangcaineibodajiataijingcaile!"
zhibojianliwushuadefeiqi:
「保安小哥牛逼!」
「这知识储备绝了」
「求开鉴宝直播!」
「关注了关注了!」
qinyangbeikuadeyouxiebuzizai,dishengduidaixiaomeishuo:"bazhiboguanleba,shiqingjiejuele。"
"dengdeng!"daixiaomeiquelazhuta,"guanzhongdouzaiwen,nizenmedongzheimeduogudongzhishi?"
qinyangzaojiuxianghaoshuoci:"buduishigenyigelaobanzhangxuede,tazushangshigudongshang。"zheibusuanwanquansahuang——queshiyougelaobanzhangjiaoguotashibiejiahuo,zhishimeizheimezhuanyebale。
"xitongtishi:"jixieyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi,"chenggongjielupianju,huode15dianshehuirenkejifen。dangqianjifen:72fen。"
liunainaizhanweiweidizouguolai,lazhuqinyangdeshou:"xiaoqina,duokuiyouni!woneibaqiankuaichadianjiudashuipiaole!"
qitalaorenyeweishanglai,qizuibashedidaoxie。yougelaoyezipaizheqinyangdejianbang:"xiaohuozi,gaitianlaiwojiakankanwonei'qianlonghuaping',hualewosanwanni!"
qinyangkuxiaobude,zhinengyiyiyingfu。zhengmangzhe,shoujituranzhendong。shiyitiaomoshenghaomafalaideduanxin:
"duoguanxianshidebaoan,zheishimeiwan。—chenlaoshi"
tazhoumeishanchuduanxin,taitouwangxiangxiaoqudamenfangxiang。neihuorensuiranpaole,dankendingbuhuishanbaganxiu。yitadejingyan,zheizhongpianzituanhuodaduoyouhoutai,shuobudinghuibaofu...
"qinyang!"daixiaomeideshengyindaduantadesixu,"zhibojianrenshutupobaiwanle!guanzhongdouxiangkannijianbao!womenyaobuyaogaoge'baoanjianbao'xilie?"
qinyangkanzhedaixiaomeixingfendefaliangdedayanjing,wunaiditanlekouqi:"wozhixianganjingdidanggebaoan..."
"aiya,biezheimesibanma!"daixiaomeizhuaizhetadegeboyaohuang,"jiudangshishequfuwu,banglaorenmenfangzhapian!"
qinyangzhengyaojujue,turanxiangdaoxitongjifen。gongzhongjiaoyuqueshinengtishengshehuirenkedu,erqie...
"xitong,ruguowozuojianbaozhibo,suanbusuanrenwufanweinei?"
"jiancedaokexingxing...ruoneirongyigongyifangpianweizhu,keguileiwei'shequbaohu'renwu,wanchenghouyouxiangyingjiangli。"
qinyangsisuopianke,mianqiangdiantou:"xingba,danzhijiangjichufangpianzhishi,bugaoneixiehualihushaode。"
"ye!"daixiaomeigaoxingdetiaoqilai,"jiarenmentingdaolema?xiazhoukaishi'baoanjianbao'xilie!jideguanzhu!"
zhibojianyoushiyiboliwukuangchao。qinyangkanzhedaixiaomeimeifeisewudeyangzi,buzhiweihe,yuanbenkangjudexinqingjinghuanhelejifen。
yexu...danggewanghongbaoanyemeineimezao?
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