第一章 导员,要一起坐下吃点吗?

“zoujinmingxiaoshenghuo,tiyanbieyangrensheng。”

“geweiguanzhongdajiahao,woshi《mingxiaoshenghuo》zhuchirenbingbing。”

modounongyedaxue,nanshengsushelouxia。

chuanzhezisexizhuangdenvzhuchihebingbing,mianxiangshexiangtouweixiaodishuozhekaichangbai。

zaitadeshenpang,shiteyichuanshangzhengzhuangdesushedaoyuan。

《mingxiaoshenghuo》keshiyidangrenqihengaodejiemu。

zheigejiemudeteseshiqianwanggegemingxiao,tongguochenjinshidezhibo,jilumingxiaodaxueshengdeshenghuo,gulinianqingyibeinulixuexi。

zheishixuanchuanxuexiaodehaojihui,suoyixiaolingdaoshifenzhongshi,rangdaoyuanjinliangmanzujiemuzudeyaoqiu。

“jintianwomenlaidaolezhumingdemodounongyedaxue,womentiyancaifangdediyizhan,jiushishenhoudezheidongnanshengsushe。”

“xianzai,gensuiwoyiqishangqukankanba。”

zaidaoyuandedailingxia,yangbingbinghesheyingtuanduizoujinnanshengsushe。

gangyijinmen,jiukanjiantoufashilulu,zhichuanleyitiaokuchadenantongxue。

“**!有女人!”

“wanglejintianyoucaifangle,kuaihuiqu!”

“zhuchirenhaoxiangshigedameinva。”

“zhendema?wokankan!”

kanjiansushelidenanshengmenyigegehehouziyiyangcuanlaicuanqu,daoyuanyangkanglianshangyouxieguabuzhu。

“doushidayixinsheng,gangjinruxuexiao,haixingfenzheni。”

hebingbingxiaozhedianlediantou。

“lijie,gangjinrumengmeiyiqiudedaxuema,shibijiaoxingfen。”

hebingbinghuayingangluo,turanbizichoudongleyixia。

这味道……火锅?

yangkangyewendaozheigeweidaole,dunshijinzhangqilai。

dianshitaiyaolaicaifangdetongzhiqiantianjiuxiadale,jingranhaiyouxueshengganzaisushelichihuoguo?

这不可能吧!

budengyangkangshuohua,hebingbingyijingtaishouqiaomenle。

“menmeisuo,zhijiejin。”

hebingbingtuikaimen,yiqunrenyuguanerru。

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zhedieyuanzhuoshang,dianciluhuoguomaozhetengtengreqi。

huoguodepangbian,haibaimanlegeshicaipin。

sushelidesirenzhengmangzhedazhandie,genbenjiumeizhuyidaoyourenzaipaishetamen。

“laoliu,nibacudijiwoyixia。”

“tudouni?womaidetudounimenmeiqie?”

“nishibushisha,kuanfenzuihouzaixia,xianzaixiahuihutang。”

yimingzhangxiangyingjundexinsheng,zhengzaizhihuiqitasanren。

kanjianzheiyimu,zhibojianlideguanzhongzuobuzhule。

“yuanlaidaxueshenghuozheimemeihaodema?haikeyichihuoguo!”

“zheijiushinongyedaxuema?aileaile。”

“nimenmeikanjiandaoyuandeliandouheilema?zheisigegemenerdaomeile,gangruxiaojiudeaigejinggaochufen。”

“wa,zheigenanshengzhangdehaoshuaia!kendingshizheigexuexiaodexiaocaoba?”

“shuaiyougepiyong,dunongyedaxue,chulaihaibushizhongdide。”

“xiongdi,nipashiduinongyedaxueyoushenmewuhui?”

hebingbingquguohenduojiamingpaidaxue,yeshidiyiciyudaozheizhongqingkuang。

haimeidengtashuohua,daoyuanyangkangjiubanzhelian,kanxiangneigeyingjundexinsheng。

“火锅好吃吗?”

wubinzhengyongkuaizidaotengzhanliao,touyebutaidishuodao:“meikanjianwozaidiaoyoudiema?haimeichishangni。”

“neiyaobuwodengnichilezaigaosuwoweidaoruhe?”

吴膑乐了。

“chanlejiuzuoxiayiqichibei,wojinida……”

wubingangyizhuantou,shengyindunshizhandouqilai。

“dao……daoyuan,ninzenmelaile?”

杨康冷笑。

“woyaoshizaibulai,sheizhidaonimenxiacihuizaisushelichishenme?”

“都给我站起来!”

yangkangzheiyishenghou,qitasanrenquandoutiaojianfanshedizhanleqilai。

唯独吴膑坐着发呆。

叮。

【jiancedaofuhetiaojiandesuzhu,zhengzaibangdingxitong】

wubinxianshiyileng,suihoukuangxi!

来了!

zijizhongyubaxitongjidenglaile!

shangyishi,tashikubidedagongzu。

yinweigongzuotainuli,shenyejiabancusi。

zheiyishizhongshenghuidaodaxueshidai,laotianyejiletazailaiyicidejihui。

wubinananfashi,zheiciyidingyaobaituodagongrendemingyun!

danwubindenglehaojitian,yizhimeidengdaoxitong。

jiuzaitayiweizijimeiyoujinshouzhishi,meixiangdaoxianzaixitongyoulaile!

吴膑嘿嘿笑了起来。

congjintianqi,geyeyouguale!

【系统绑定成功】

【gongxisuzhu,chenggongbangdingbaibingchanshenxitong!】

【benxitongweisuzhujingxintiaoxuanleguzhe、exingzhongliu、baixuebing、xinzangbingdengjibaizhongjibing】

【suzhuxianzaikexuanzeyikuanjibing,jinxingtiyan】

wubinlianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule。

yanshencongxinxi,bianchengjinge,zuihoubianchengnanyizhixin!

不是!

xitongniquedingnimeigaocuo?

bierenzhongshengxitongdousongqiansonggongfa,nijiwosonggebaibingchanshen?

啊?

nandaoshuowoyouyaozhongkaile?

【jiancedaosuzhubingweizuochuhuifu,xitongjiangzidongweisuzhujinxingxuanze】

【gongxisuzhu,chenggonghuodejixingxinjigengsi】

【dangxinlvchaoguo130,jiang100%chufajixingxinjigengsi】

嘶!

吴膑倒吸一口凉气。

这狗系统玩儿真的!

bierendexitongdoushibangsuzhubiandabianqiang,zaichuanghuihuang。

zenmelundaowojiubianchengzheipowanyierle!

【jiancedaosuzhubumanzhijiaogao,tezengsongxinshoudalibaoyifen】

【gongxisuzhuhuodetianfujineng——mieshisiwang】

【gongxisuzhuhuodetianfujineng——pojianzhongsheng】

【gongxisuzhuhuodetianfujineng——yizhirutie】

haihao,zheicixinshoudalibaosongdebushijibing。

wubinzainaohailikuaisuliulanqizheisangetianfujinengdejieshao。

【mieshisiwang:genjusuzhudeshengwangzhi,huodewudishijian,zaiwudishijiannei,suzhushizhongchuyubinsizhuangtai,danbuhuizhenzhengdesiwang】

随着这个天赋点亮。

wubinyejiesuolezijideshengwangzhimianban。

【dangqianshengwangzhi:600,wudishijian,600miao】

wubinzaixinlipokoudama。

mieshi600miaodesiwang?

yisishi600miaohouzijihaishihuiga?

这有个屁用啊!

等等。

zhei600deshengwangzhishinalilaide?

jiuzaiwubinyihuoshi,naohailiduoleyitiaoxitongtishi。

【laiziyangkangdefennu,shengwangzhi+2】

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【laiziliuyongdeqinpei,shengwangzhi+2】

吴膑恍然大悟。

yuanlaizhiyaonengrangbierenduizijichanshengqingxubodong,jiunengzengjiashengwangzhi?

wubinturanzhuanguotou,kanxiangyangkang。

“daoyuan,zheihuoguodiliaoshiwoteyiconglaojiadailaide,niuyouguodi,xiangdehen,niyezuoxiayiqichidian?”

yangkangjianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo,tashenzhihuaiyizijitingcuole。