第二章 你可千万坚持住别死啊!

yanqiandezheigexuesheng,mingzhizijishidaoyuan,bujinbuhaipa,fanerhaiyaoqingzijiyiqichi?

hebingbingxiaozuiweizhang,yeshiyilianjingya。

zheixueshengdedanziyetaidaleba!

jiuzaizheishi,wubindenaohailixiangqileyilianchuandetishiyin。

【laiziyangkangdefennu,shengwangzhi+20】

【laizihebingbingdejingya,shengwangzhi+20】

【laizixuhedehaoqi,shengwangzhi+10】

【laizizhoubingdejingpei,shengwangzhi+10】

faxiannaohailiduochuleshangbaigemoshengderenming,wubinxianshiyileng,suihoujiangmuguangtouxiangshexiangtou。

yuanlairuci,tongguojingtourangmoshengrenduizijichanshengqingxubodong,zijiyenenghuodeshengwangzhi!

“nihaizuozaineiliganshenme?jiwozhanqilai!”

杨康肺都快气炸了。

xianzaidexueshengzhenshiwufawutian,haiganyaoqingzijiyiqichihuoguo?

wubinmeitouyizhou,wuzhexiongkouhuanhuanzhanleqilai。

“daoyuan,nishuohuaxiaoshengdian,woyouxinzangbing。”

这倒不是吴膑装。

tadequegandaozijixintiaoshaoweikuaiyidian,zheixinzangjiunanshou,yichouyichoudetong。

杨康冷笑。

“nimenzheiyijiexinshengsuoyoudetijiandanganwodoukanguo,sheiyoushenmebingwodoujideqingqingchuchu。”

“zaiwomianqianwanerzhuangbingzheiyitao?banmennongfu。”

wubinbingmeiyoutingyangkangzaishuoshenme。

cishidetazhengzhuanxinyueduzijidelingwailianggejinengjieshao。

【pojianzhongsheng:dangsuzhumouyixiangjibingtuoliweixianqihou,jiuhuihuodegaijibingdeyongjiumianyixiaoguo,bingqiejiaqiangxiangyingqiguandegongneng】

吴膑瞪大眼睛。

这技能牛逼啊!

yejiushishuozijiruguoyinweixinzangbingbinsi,zaibeiqiangjiuhuilai。

neibujinxinzangbinghuibeizhihao,erqiehainengyongyouyikegengqiangdadexinzang!

“keyikeyi,zheigouxitong,zhongyujilegeyouyongdejinengle。”

“看看第三个。”

【yizhirutie:suzhukeyipingjieyizhili,huodeewaidezhiliaoxiaoguo,yizhiliyueqiang,ewaizhiliaoxiaoguoyeyueqiang】

kanwanzheidisangejineng,wubinsiluqingxile。

【mieshisiwang】dezuoyongshirangzijigouzhu。

【pojianzhongsheng】shirangzijibianqiang。

【yizhirutie】zeshirangzijijiasuzhiliao,nenggengkuaidituoliweixianqi。

ruciyilai,shengwangzhiheyizhili,zheilianggeyinsujiuxiandezhiguanzhongyaole。

qizhongzuizhongyaodejiushishengwangzhi。

shengwangzhiyuegao,zijiwudishijianjiuyuezhang,rongcuolvyejiuyueda。

yejiushiyueduoderenguanzhuziji,zijihuodeshengwangzhidegailvyejiuyueda。

wubinzhengsisuozhe,daoyuanyangkangqishixiongxiongdizoudaotamianqian,nuhoudao:

“你叫什么名字!”

“吴膑。”

“hao,wubinshiba?nimensigezaiqinshiliweiguishiyongdianqi,anzhaoxuexiaodeguizhangzhidu,tamensange,jinggaochufen。”

“erni,muwushizhang,buzhihuigai,nijinwanxiesanqianzijiantaojiaojiwo。”

“ruguobunengrangwomanyi,jiudadianhuajiaonijiazhanglaixuexiaoyitang!”

杨康也是被气坏了。

bijingcaifangtongzhizaojiuxiadale。

jieguotamensigebujinbeizhuaxianxing,zheigejiaowubindehaiyidianhuigaideyisidoumeiyou!

ruguobuzhezhongchufa,tamennongyedaxuedexingxiangjiuquanhuile!

zhibojianlidewangyoumendunshixingzailehuoqilai。

“zheigemenertingmenga,mianduidaoyuanbubeibukang,yidianyebudaipade。”

“nimeikanjiandaoyuandoukuaibeiqifenglema?zheigemenerjiexialaidedaxuesiniankongpayaobeiteshuzhaogule。”

“gangyiruxuejiudezuidaoyuan,zhenshigerencai,hahaha。”

“zhuangbingduidaoyuanlaishuobuhaoshi,wozaojiushiguole。”

jiuzaidajiayilunfenfendeshihou,wubinzaicikaikou。

“daoyuan,nishuohuashengyinnengbunengxiaoyidian,wozhendeyouxinzangbing。”

qitasanmingshiyouyongqinpeideyanshenkanzhewubin。

zheigemenershizhennengzhuanga!

主打一个入戏!

qianjitianxuexiaotice,wubinchengjibisheidouhao。

xianzaiweilebubeichufen,jingranyingzhuangzijiyouxinzangbing。

真牛逼!

杨康也被气笑了。

“nixiaozihaimeiwanleshiba?”

yangkangshenchushouzhi,zaitadexiongkoushangyonglichuolesanxia。

“wubin,bieyiweizhuangbingjiunengbushouchufen。”

“womenxuexiaoxiaofengyanjin,yiqiedouanzhaoguizhangzhidulaibanshi,nijiusuanshijintianzhendedaoxiale,woye……”

yangkanghuahaimeishuowan,wubinturanjinjinzhuazhezijixiongkoudeyifu,mianlutongkuzhise。

**,zheijiushixingengdeganjuema?

这也太踏马痛了吧!

wubindelianyishunjianbiandeshabaiwubi,zuichunyefazifahei。

tazhijuedezijiquanshendewendudoukuaisujiangdi,quanbuchaozhexinzangyongqu!

xiayimiao,wubinshiquleyishi,putongyishengzaidaozaidi。

杨康傻眼了。

hebingbingdengrengengshidajingshise。

sheyingshifanyingzuikuai,paoguolaijilewubinyigetexie!

“a!wubinyundaole!”

yimingnvdaoyuanfachulejianruidebaomingsheng!

qitarenzheicaifanyingguolai。

“kuai!xiaoyi!rangxiaoyiguolai!”

yangkangyehuangle,lianmangdunzaiwubindeshenbian,shouzuwucuo。

“wubintongxue,nimeishiba?”

“nijuedenalibushufu?”

wubinmeiyouliqihuidayangkangle。

taxianzailianchuanqidoujuedexinkoutong。

kanjianwubindaoxia,zhibojianlideguanzhongmendunshifeitengle。

“**,zheixiaoziyanjikeyia,shuodaojiudao!”

“xiongdi,nimeikanjiangangcaitadelianyimiaojiubianbailema?zheizenmekenengshiyanji,shizhendexinzangbingfanle。”

“liangliang,xinzangbingdecusilvgaodeyipi,keyidengzhechixile。”

zheitiaodanmugangpiaoguo,wubindeqingkuangzaiciehua。

tazhenggerenjiuxiangbeichouganlesuoyoudeliqi,shentidunshibianderuanmianmiande。

gangcaihaiqishixiongxiongdeyangkang,cishiguizaidishang,baozhewubinleiliumanmian。

“wubintongxue,jianchizhua!nikeqianwanbiesia!”

sheyoumenkanjianzheiyimudouchenmole。

gangcaihaiyaowuyangweideyangkang,cishiguizaidishang,kuzheqiuwubinbiesi。

太他妈魔幻了!

xuwenyaodaizheyizhongxiaolingdaogandao。

tamenyuanbenjiuzaisushelouxiadengzhe,zhunbeijieshoudaihuierdecaifang。

jieguozhengbeicaifanggaoni,tingrenshuosusheliyouxueshengxinzangbingfanle。

xuwenyaodakoudakoudichuanzheqi。

dangtakanjianwubinneizhangcanbaidelian,xuwenyaozhijuedenaodaiwengdeyixiazhale。

buhuiba,qingkuangzheimeyanzhong?

zheicaijifenzhongalianjiubaichengzheiyangle。

xianzaidedaxueshengtizhizheimeruodema!

jiaodaozhurennachuzhijin,dijixuwenyao。

“校长,擦擦汗。”

“擦个屁!”