第5章 皇上竟然耍光棍

qinfengbudebuxuezheguzhuangjulidetaici,kaozailongyizhishang,wenhezheyuqijieshidao:“zhenzuowankanleyibenqishu,mingweizizhitongjian,zhuanmenjiangshulichaolidaidewangguozhishi。”

“ganggangtaishijunling,jieshishushangsuojiangdewangguozhice,zhenjinuzhixia,caikoubuzeyan,xuezheshulidehuashuolechulai,zhongaiqingbubijinghuang。”

zhaokanmuguangrudaodekanzheqinfeng,nuchongchongdelenglengdehewendao:“neibenqishumeigaosuni,weijunzhize,shouzaiyumin,ruoyuminbian,bukeyoufurenzhirenma?!”

“laofuyizhijiaoyuni,junweiminzhimu,shunzeyangzhi,bingzeshazhi,nizemiezhi,niquanwangle?!”

“wuningdediaominyijingkaishizaofan,ruobudongyongpilishouduan,jishijiaomie,shayijingbai,quannanqindebaixingdouyilierwei,kangshuifu,jiefuku,juzhongzaofan,neicaishitianxiazhiwang,zhirikedai!”

qinfengdaiqiqingsongdeweixiao,jiweizixindeshuodao:“taishi,neibenqishuyoujuhua,weijunzhiyao,aiminruzi。”

“junweizhou,minweishui,shuinengzaizhou,yinengfuzhou。”

“ruoshibabaixingbidezaimeihuolu,tamenziranhuitingerzouxian,bieshuoqiangjiefuku,tuifanchaotingdedoubibijieshi。”

“danzhiyaorangtamenchibaohezu,anjuleye,sheihaikentizhenaodaiquzaofan?”

“wuningdeshi,zhiyaojikexialingjiudifangliangzhenzai,zaipaiyuanquzhaofu,tamenmashangjiuhuinazheliangshihuijia,neilihaikenzaofan?”

suoyouwenwubaiguandeyanshendunshihaoqibuyi。

zheishibenshenmeqishu,nengrangzheigehunyongwunengdehuangshang,yiyezhijianjiubiandezheimeqiangyingruizhi?

zhoupengdunshiguidaozaidi,jidongdedahandao:“wuhuangshengming,wonanqinbaixingyoufule!”

秦风心中大喜。

总算有人附和我了!

youtadaitou,neixiezhongchenmengaizhanchulaileba。

zhoupengdunshiguidaozaidi,jidongdedahandao:“wuhuangshengming,wonanqinbaixingyoufule!”

qinfengxinzhonganzigaoxingleyixia,zongsuanyourenfuhewole!

youtadaitou,zhongchenmengaizhanchulaileba。

youlezhongchenbangzhu,laozijiunengzailenigelaozei,shushufufudezuohuangdi,tongtongkuaikuaideshuimeinvle。

zhaokanturanmianseyibian,mengranyihuishou,zhizhezhoupeng,nushengdahedao:“dadan!”

“laofugenhuangshangtanlunzhiguozhice,niyigexiaoxiaodefuyinwaichen,jiuganchazuizhihui!”

shuozheyaoyaminglingdao:“lairen,jiwotuochuqukanle!”

“诺!”

zhaokanshenhoudelianggetiejiahuwei,likedayingyisheng,shangqianjiaqizhoupengjiuwangwaituo。

zhoupengzhidao,zhiyaobeituochuqu,bisiwuyi,yongjinquanshendeliqi,louzheyigenzhuzi,duizhezhaokansihandao:“taishi,wochaotielv,dachenzaichaotangzoudui,budeyinyanlunzui!”

zhaokanlenglengyixiaoshuodao:“wuzouerdui,raoluanchaotang,qizuidangzhu!”

shuozheyibaishou,duihuweiminglingdao:“tuichuwumen,xiaoshousanri,yijingxiaoyou!”

zhoupengzhenzhengganjuedaolehaipa,pinsilouzhezhuzibufangshou,duizheqinfengdahandao:“huangshang,chendiyiciruchao,budongliyi,caiyoucimenglangzhiju,zuibudangzhua!”

zhaokanbuzaishuohua,mengyihuishou!

youguoqulianggehuwei,zhuaikaizhoupengdegebo,chaowaituoqu。

zhoupengpinmingzhengzhazhedahandao:“huangshang,geweidachen,weichenwuzuiya,nimentiweichenjitaishishuojuhuaya!”

zhaokanyongshaqitengtengdemuguang,saoshizhesuoyouchaochen。

tajiuyaonazhoupengshayijingbai,zhenshechaotang,rangrenzaibuganzaiweiqinfengshuohua。

guoran,wenwubaiguandoubeizhaokandemuguanghededixialetou,meiyigerenganshuohua。

qinfengzhidao,zheilaohuoshiyouhuomeidifa,yaonazhoupengsaqi!

guaibudezhoupengganfuheziji,yuanlaishitameishangguochao,haibuzhidaozhaokandelihai。

erzheixiewenwubaiguanzaobeihepoledan,ziranbuganluanshuoluandongle。

kanmingbaiyiqiedeqinfeng,mengranyishengnuhe:“fangkaita!”

tiejiahudunshizhanzhujiaobu,zhuantoukanzheqinfeng。

tajiushizairuanruowuneng,yeshihuangdi,bunengbatadehuadangzuomeitingjian。

yaoshazhoupeng,bixudezhaokanzaiciquedingmingling。

wenwubaiguangengshiheleyitiao,taitoukanxiangqinfeng。

xiaohuangdijintian,butingdegentaishiduizhegan,zheishizenmehuishi?

zhaokanzhuanguotou,sisidedingzheqinfeng,shengyinweiyandezhiwendao:“huangshangbutingdedaduanlaofushizheng,zheishiyiyuhewei?”

qinfengbiaoqingjianding,yiburongbianbodeyuqishuodao:“tashishouzaizhididefuyin,woyaorangtahuiquzhenzaifumin!”

“likejizhenfangkaita!”

他必须保住周鹏!

yinwei,tayaoyongzheijianshi,jineixiezhongchenyigexinhao:nimenzhiyaogenwoyitiaoxin,huangdijiuhuibaonimen!

zhaokanqiangyafennu,yaoyashuodao:“tapaoxiaochaotang,lunzuidangzhan!laofuzheishiweihuchaotingzunyan”

qinfengzhishizhezhaokan,lenglengdeshuodao:“tazhiyanwuzui,woyaozhongyong!”

zhaokanmengranzhanqi,shouandaobing,nushengzhiwendao:“nizhenyaoyinweiyigexiaoxiaodewaichen,genlaofuxiangzuoma?”

shunjian,shenshangmimanchudenonglieshaqi,mimandadian。

这小子确实变了!

biandeqiangyingle,nanchanle!

jintianyaobuyongzheijianshibatadayaxiaqu,laofudemianzikejiudiujinle!

yihouzaichaotangzhishang,jiubuhaoyishouzhetianle!

suoyoudewenwulikehedehunshenyidou,dixiatoutuilejibu,pazhaokankanzijibushunyan,shaodaizhejizaile。

啪!

qinfengmengranyipailongan,hudezhanqishen,zhizhezhaokan,dashenghedao:“nizheishiyaoduilaozibigongma?”

“啊!”

dunshi,suoyouwenwudoujingjiaoyisheng,huaranyipian,taiqitoudengdayanjing,buganxiangxindekanzheqinfeng。

huangdidebianhuayetaidaleba?

zuotianhaishiweiweinuonuo,jintianjiugangenzhaokanzhenjianduimaimangdeduizhegan?

ganyejiusuanle,haishizheimeyinggan?

weileyigexiaoxiaodefuyin,zhidema?

zhaokanqideliansefaqing,wozhedaobingdeshoubuzhuzhandou,yongpenhuodemuguangdingzheqinfeng,yachiyaodebengbengzuoxiang,yigeziyeshuobuchulai!

qinfengkanzhezhaokan,mianseweiyan,lengshengshuodao:“taishiyaoshata,jiuxiandangzhewenwubaiguandemian,zaizheizijindianshalezhen!”

shuozhe,mengranzhuaqilonganshangdeyibabaojian,shuayishengchouchulai,henhendediulexiaqu。

当啷啷!

yishengtieqiluodizhisheng,bawenwubaiguanzhijiehemengle!

tajingrangentaishishuaguanggun!

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