第3章 你怕不是神棍吧?

“赵小姐,我……”

suhanhenxiangjizhaoyuningjieshi,danxiangdaoxianzuchuanchengtaibukesiyi,shuochulaitayebuxiangxin,zhenshibuzhidaoshuoshenmecaihao。

zhaoyuningjiansuhantuntuntutude,gengshilaxialianlai。

“nixianzhanyibian,meiyouwodeyunxu,nizuihaobiezaishuohua!”

zhaoyuninghechiwansuhanhou,jianwangyishengzhenyaozouren,zaicizhanshengshuodao:“wangyisheng,tabushiyisheng,nibuyaohetayibanjianshi,mafannizaijiwoyeyejianchayixia,baituole!”

zhaoyuningshilaoyezizuixihuandeyigehoubei,ertabenrenyejiqixiaoshun。

shishishang,zhaoyuningnengyizheimexiaodenianji,fuzejiazuzaisongshanshichuangbandezheimedadechanye,helaoyezidebaojiahuhangyouzhemibukefendeguanxi。

yiner,zhaoyuninghenbuxiwangkandaolaoyezibingqingjiazhong。

wangyishengwenyan,biyidekanzhemiansegangadesuhan,yaoyaotou。

“e,nigangcaideyuqizheimeda,wohaiyiweinishinageshenyideguanmendizini!”

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ciqingcijing,zhaoyuninghuangleshen,mashangkusangzhelianwendao:“wang……wangyisheng,woyeyeyouzenmelea?”

“zhaoxiaojienibuyongdanxin,woganggangjilaoyezijianchaleyixia,liaoxiangbuhuiyourenhewenti……”

wangyishengshuozhe,zaiciduisuhanfanlefanyanpi,jiezhedingjingkanxiangzhaolaoyezi。

tajianlaoyeziqingkuangzheimezaogao,mashangdailidangchang。

“buhao,ganjinbalaoyezisongwangyiyuanjijiu,buranjiulaibujile!”

zhouweideshijigebaobiaojianzhuang,mashangchaoshuibandeyongguolai。

“xiaojie,nikuaixiaminglingba!”

“救人如救火啊!”

“我去开车!”

qingkuangjinji,zhaoyuninglaibujihuiyingzheixiebaobiao,zaicijinzhangxixidekanzhewangyisheng。

cike,wangyishengdaidaidekanzhelaoyezi,shuangyanyuandeng,mianseshabai,fangruomeikandaozhaoyuningdejinzhangyanshen。

zhaoyuningbudongyishu,jianwangyishengshouzuwucuodeyangzi,doukuaikulechulai。

suhangangxianganweiyuning,zaikankanshoumangjiaoluandezheixiebaobiao,turanhanleyisheng。

“ting,qianwanbuyaodonglaoyezi,burantahuisidegengkuai!”

zhaoyuningzhengweiyeyedeshengmingjiuxin,wenyan,zaicifennudekanzhesuhan。

“闭嘴!”

suhanzhidaozhaoyuningbuxiangxinziji,ganjindalipailepaixinkou。

“zhaoxiaojie,jiwowufenzhongdeshijian,wufenzhongzhihou,woyaoshijiubuhuolaoyezi,nijiurangzheixiebaobiaoshalewo!”

“噗!”

wangyishengzhengzaidanxinhuibeizhaoyuningqiannu,tingsuhanzheimeyishuo,buyoudepuchiyixiao。

“niliangeyishengdoubushi,quezheiyangdayanbucan,sheijinidediqi,nishibushipanzhelaoyezidaomei?”

“laoyeziyaoshiyinniersi,ninengfudeqizheigezerenma?”

wangyishengshuozheifanhuashi,buzaixianggangcaineiyangjinghuangshicuo,yanzhuzishanleshan,juranhaimianluxise,shenzhihaikeyinachushoujikanlekanshijian。

zhaoyuningsuirannianqing,danshirenbianrendenengliquebucuo。

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rangzhaojiaqianyigedarenqing,zheilimiandexinxiliangkejiudalequle!

羡慕不来啊!

shijigebaobiaodailidangchangdetongshi,suiranhenxianmusuhan,danqueburenweisuhanzhendenengjiuhuolaoyezi。

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suhansuirankandaozheiyimule,danquemeishuoshenme,shenzhidoumeiyouhuiyingzhaoyuning,ershikuaibuzoudaozhaolaoyezishenpang,jiezhejiangyoushoufangzaitaetou。

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youqishizhaoyuning,haihenxiangwensuhanyixia,tajiujingzaimanghuoshenme,zheiyangnengbunengjiuren?

buguo,taweikongdaraodaosuhan,bingmeiyoushuoshenme,haibuwangjiwangyishenghebaobiaomenshiyanse,rangtamenbuyaokaikou。

meiyourendarao,suhanzirannengjingxinjiuren。

dan,dangtayaojinyaguan,jiangzuihouyilvlingqifangchuqudeyichanei,queleidetandaozaidishang。

fanguanzhaolaoyezi,quehaishihunmibuxing,lianshangdeqingzisejuranbigangcaihaiyaomingxian!

zhaoyuningsuirankandaosuhanzaijinlile,danjianyeyedeqingkuangbigangcaihaiyaozaogao,mashangmiyandihoudao:“suhan,ni……nigangcaineiyangxiamanghuo,quedingshizaijiuren,erbushizuoshengunma?”

suhanyingzhezhaoyuningdexiliyanshen,suiranhenxiangshuoshenme,danyinweileidelaoshidachuanqi,genbenjiushuobuchuhualai。

zhaoyuningjiansuhanbushuohua,wuyiweitaxinxule,zaicikanxiangtadeshihou,manyandoushishaji!

“suhan,wohaoxinhaoyidejiuleni,nijiushizheiyangbaodawodema?”

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qishi,zhaoyuningbendasuanshuo,suhanyijingbianchengletadechouren,ertarangsuhanzuodangjianpaideyuedingyelijishixiao!

dan,tadangzhezheimeduorendemian,quebuyuanyishuozheixie,shuozheigeyemeiyoushenmeyiyi!

baobiaomenziranbuzhidaodangjianpaideshiqing,jiashangzaojiukansuhanbushunyanle,wenyandangjiheizhelianxiangtachongqu。

wangyishengsuiranmeicanyuweidusuhan,danquexingzailehuodelenghengdao:“zhongyidoushipianrende,genghekuangnihaibushizhongyi,ershiyigexiaoshengun!xiaozi,nihaisilezhaolaoyezi,tanshangshile,jiusuanshishenxianlailedoujiubuleni!”

tazhiqianjiuyouyishuaiguosuhan,cikegengshishengsejulidejitadinglexing!

shuolaiyeqiao,wangyishenghuayinweiluo,laoyezijiukesouleyisangzi,

yishijian,shijigebaobiaomashangdailidangchang,bingqiebukesiyidekanzhezhaolaoyezi。

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fanguanwangyisheng,suiranhaixiangjixuxianhaisuhan,danjianlaoyezibujinzhengkaileshuangyan,qingzisedelianpangyejianjianhuifuhongrun,mashangdailidangchang。

“ng,taolubuduia!laoyezideqiseweishenmezheimehaole,buhuishiquanyuleba?”

suhanxunsudiaolileyixiahuxi,yijinghuanguojinglaile。

takandoumeikanwangyisheng,lenglengyixiao。

“laoyezihaidexianfuyifangyao,ranhouzaifangchuneigennaoxueguanlimiandeyuxue,meishenmeyiwaidehua,yizhouzuoyoucaichabuduonengquanyu。”