第3章气急败坏
“yunxiangshang！”yingyiniangqijibaihuaidihan。
“dadan，benwangfeideguimingyeshiniyigejianqieganjiaode？lairen，zhangzui！！”yunxiangshangshuadeyixiabianlianle，naqizhuoshangdechabeibianhenhendeshuaizaidishang，duizhewaimianderenhoudao。
cuoeyezhishiyichanei，henkuaizheixiecongyunfuchushendeyahuanmenmashangxunlianyousu，zoulejinlaiquzhuayingyiniang。
yingyiniangdangxiajiexiabianziyemeikeqi，duizhejinshendeyahuanhaobukeqidechouguoqu。yinbianzaishou，lidaoyoumeiyoushoulian，dangxiajiuyoujigeyahuanbeichoudepikairouzhan。
kezheixieyahuanlengshimeihangsheng，jixuchaoqianpuguoqu。
yunxiangshangkanleyiyanzhongxinhuzhudeyahuan，shuangmupenhuo。
muqinde，zhendangtashihellokittylebucheng？
“jiworangkai！”yunxiangshangyishenghou，haizaibaoweizhedejigeyahuanmashangshandaoyibianqu。
yingyiniangzhijuedeyanqianyihei，yizhanglihuamudeyizichaozijidemianmenzaleguolai。dangxiayongbianzichanzhe，zulanyizizazhongzijideliandan。
chenzheigedangkou，yunxiangshangtiqiqunbaichongshangqian，ceshenshankaiyizi，taiqijiaoduizhetadeduzijiushiyichuai。
yingyiniangzhenggerenxiudeyisheng，lianrendaiyiziyiqifeilechuqu，pengdeyishengjuxiangzhijiechuanqiangzhongzhongluozaiwaimiandeshiqiangxia。
sanluodeshitouhonghongdeluoxia，zhijiebarenjimaile。
yunyaodengrenzhenjingdekanzhe，huanhuanshoutuideyunxiangshang。
yunxiangshangdizhetoukanlekanzijidetui，tazhidaozijiliqiyuanbiyibanrenda，kezheiyimuhaishibatajijingdaole！
buhuisiba？yunxiangshangyouxiexinxudeanxiang。
wangfei，gangcaihaoshuaiayoumiyou？！
“heng，zaiwodipanhaiganxiaozhang，zhaoshi！”yunxiangshangshuowan，zhuanshenshangqianchakanjigeyahuandeshangshi，qinglongmeitou：“zheishangdanwubude，yunyaoqufangjianbawoxiazilideshanghaodejinchuangyaonalaifenjitamen！”
“wangfei，buyong，nubineiyouyao！”turuqilaideguanxin，lingzheijigeyahuandemianrongkanqilaishou**chong**ruojing。
“nimenneixieyaonanengbideshangwode？shenmedoubieshuo，jiuyongwodeyao……”yunxiangshanghuishou。
zheishi，yunyaoyijingduanleyaopingzoulechulai，tinglewangfeidehualuchiyixiao：“jishiwangfeifenfu，nimennazhebianshi！”shuozhe，yaopingdileguoqu。
jigeyahuangandong，jiuyaoguixiaquebeiyunxiangshangtuozhu，rangtamenkuaixiaquzhiliaoshangkou。
zhiyubeiyunxiangshangtifeichuqudeyingyiniang，houzaifurongyuanwaideyahuanzhitingdaoyishengjuxiang，suihouyanqianyishanjiukandaoyuanqiangpolegedadong。
zhuangzhedanzizoushangqian，juedebeishitoumaizhedequnjiaoyansehenyanshu。zhishijimiaozhongdelengshen，ranhouhedejianjiaochusheng：“kuailairena，wangfeishixinfengsharenle！”
我(#‵′)靠！
fangneihechashunqideyunxiangshangbeiwaimianzheishengyindangchangyikouchabeipenlechulai，ranhougezhigezhimoya。
“heng，benwangfeishixinfeng？”yunxiangshangqingxiaochusheng：“henhao，henhao！”tayaoshibuzuoxieshenme，qibushitaiduibuqizheisangezile？
yunxiangshangshouyihui，chuquzhiqianfushangdesigeyahuan，haiyouliangsangeyahuankeyizhipei。zhijiechaojiahuo，chaowaimianzouqule。
yunyaocuoelehaoyihui，caixiangzhewangfeizheixinzhongzhipayouxieqibiededuole，yaopaochulaisansanle。
xiangzhe，zuoyoukanleyiyan，naqizhuoshangyigeyinpandiaohuadechapangenleguoqu。
xinlipansuanzhe，daihuikandaoneigebushunyandejiupaixiaqu！
waimianyingyiniangshenbianderenhaizaihaojiaozhe，cuobujifangjiubeirenconghoubeijiujileyigunzi。chitongjinghezhiyu，zhuanshenchaohoukanqu。
yiwangfeiweishoudefurongyuanneiderenshounazhexiongqi，zhenghushidandandekanzhetamen。
tingdaodongjingdeqinwangfudexiaren，kandaozheiyimuhou，suolesuoshenzi，quedingduifangkanbudaodeshihoubatuijiupao。
“budelelaa，wangfeifengle，wangfeifenglea……”
cihuahenkuaichuandaoleqinwangyelinghuideshufangli。
fangneierrenhaizaixiaqi，liurumotiaomei，zuijiaodaizhejifenkanhaoxideshenqingkanxiangzijidehaoyou。
yelinghuizhishimeimulengdandekanzheqipan，baixideshuangshouzhizheheizi，simeiyoutingdaogangcaiguanshidetongbingban。
“buguoquqiaoqiao？”liurumoluoxiayizi，wenqihaoyou。
“buguoyubangxiangzheng，wozuodengshoulibianshi！”wanmeihaosixianrenderongyanxia，queyouzhelingrenwufarenshoudebingleng。
yunxiangyutaifuneilianggelaohulibanveranchazaitadeqinfu，dadeshishenmezhuyi，tabushishazi！suoyi，tamenxiangyaoyigejiaxiang，neitajiujitamenyigejiaxiang。zhiyusheihuodaozuihou，biankangezishouduan。
liurumosiyijingcaidaotahuizheibanshuo，duicibingmeiyoutaiyiwai。
zhishimeitouqingzhou：“yunxiangneigelaohuliruoshizhidaotanverzaiqinwangfudechujing，zhipahuiduinibuli！”
cihuayichu，yelinghuideshoutingzhu，meitouluchuyanedeshenqing。
tazaoyizhidaoshenweihuangjia，tadehunyinmeiyouxuanzedequanli，yezuohaolexinlizhunbei。keshi，quebeiyigechenzibipoqiangsaiyigenvrenjita，zheiganjuejiushifenbuhaole。
genghekuangtayijingyoulerenxuanchengweizijideqinwangfei，quebeirenjiehu，tanengduitayouhaogancaiguai！
“bale，qiequkankan！”yelinghuixinzhonghaiyouyigeyihuo，neinvrenxinglaizhihouxingqingdabian，shizaishiguguaidehen。qishen，diuxiashouzhongdeheizi，kansisuiyiquebaheizifangzaileliurumogangcaifangbaizidexiafang，shunjianqijuzhuanbian，zhuanershideliurumobeidongqilai。
“kanlai，youshiwoshule！”liurumoqingxiaoyaotou，jingenzijidehaoyoulikaishufang。
yelinghuidaizhedehaoyouyitongguoqudeshihou，zhengshikanbixiuluochangdezhanchangjieshuzhishi，dishangtangleyipianren，zhengtongkudefachucanjiao。
weishoudeyunxiangshangjianshangkangzheyigenbangzi，juanzhexiuzi，hualidequnbaisaijinyaojianyizhijiaoxiahaicaizheyigeren，zhengdeyiyangyangdeyangtiandaxiao。
wahaha，haowugujidedarenzhenshishuanga！
buyongdanxinbeibaojing，buyongdanxinhuizhuaqilai。kandaotiaoxinzijide，neijiuyigezi，da！
不服是不是？
继续打……
“wangfei，cacahan！”yunyaotitiededishangshoupa。yunxiangshangnaqihuluandecaleyiba，daretiandeyundongyixia，zhenshishuxin。
“nijiawangfeizhenbaolia！”liurumozhanzaiyelinghuideshenhou，jingyaleyisheng。
jutamensuocha，zheiyunxiangshangjiushiyigebeijialiren*chong*huaidejiaojiaonv，jianbunengkangshoubunengtidedajiaguixiu。
kekanzhedishangzheixiebeidadejihushenghuobunengzilideren，chuanyanzhenkepa！
“wangye，yingyiniangsile，yingyiniangbeiwangfeijiyijiaochuaisilea……”neixietangzaidishangderen，zaikandaoyelinghuideshihouyourudalejixue。
yigegeguipazaiyelinghuidejiaobian，fenfenkuzhetousu。
yingyiniangsile？beichuaiside？
moshuoshiganguolaideguanjia，jiushiyelinghuibenrendoubuxinde。
yingyiniangkeshiyulinjuntonglingdenver，zixiaogenzaixiongzhangshenhouxiwuyi，suiranbunengchengzhiweigaoshoukeshiduifuyixierenhaishichuochuoyouyu。
可现在被一脚踹死？
zaichangsuoyourendeshixiandouluozai，ganggangbaqunzifangxiazhezhuzijishuangjiaodeyunxiangshangdeshenshang。“aiyou，wangyenibiezheimekanwo，guaibuhaoyiside！”yunxiangshangjiayizhuangzuozijihaixiule，yongxiuzizheleyixia。
duibigangcaidexiongcan，xianzaikantajiaoxiudemoyang，zhongrenzhijuedeweiliyizhenfanteng。
zheinvrenbianlianbifanshuhaikuai！
“shitazijisongshangmende。wozheigerenyougeyoudianjiushixiangfajiandan，zheisongshangmenzhaozoudezenhaoyisirangrenjiabaixingergui？”yunxiangshangzuijiaohanxiao：“ziranshiyaohaohaokuandaiyifancaishi！”
tiaoxinshangmende，bubarenwangsilida，tajiubaxingdaozhexie！
“wangfei，wojiayiniangshitingshuonijingeyouxiangbukaixunsi，shifendanyouninteganguolaitanwang，zenbeinishuochengzheiyang？”fushiyingyiniangshenbiandeyahuan，tingzheyunxiangshangwaiqudeshishi，qidebizidouyaowaidiaole。
“nimennazhiyanjingkanwoxiangzishale？buguoshishenghuowuqu，wogenzijiayahuanmenxundianlezibale！”duiyigeyahuanruciduiziji，yunxiangshangbunufanxiao：“daoshini，zhuzimendoumeifahuaniduozuishenme？”