第3章
huaiwangfunei，cikeyipianjifeigoutiao。
yuanyinzhiyouyige，neijiushizhuyouxuanhuilaile。
guanjialaoqianchezhesangzizaiwangfuneifenghan......
“kuaibeishanshi，xiaowangyehuifule！”
“rangwanergenjunerganjinshuzhuangdabanqusihouxiaowangye！”
“haiyou，mashangquhoutang，jiangwangyedeneifuminghuashouqilai，beixiaowangyekandao，kendingyoujinazoumaile！”
“duile，mashangqutongzhiwangye，xiaowangyehuifule！”
laoqiandesihousheng，quandouluozailezhuyouxuandeerzhong。
wunaidetanlekouqi，zhuyouxuanbuganxiangxiang，zijizheiqianshendouzaoleshenmenie。
zhijiequleshufang，zhuyouxuanjiaolaileguanjialaoqian。
“laoqian，wennigeshi。”
“不用紧张，坐。”
kanzhemianqianhuangkongdelaoqian，zhuyouxuanzhilezhipangbiandeyizi。
putongyisheng，laoqianquezhijieguidaozaidi。
“xiaowangye，laonuguizhejiuxing！”
“guizhe......”
“跪着舒坦！”
tingzhelaoqiandehua，zhuyouxuanzuijiaozaiciyizhenkuangchou。
“那你就跪着吧。”
“kankanzheigedongxi，gaosuwo，ciwuyourenmaima？”
shuozhe，zhuyouxuanbiancongxiupaozhongquchulecongbaihualoudaizoudeneigeliulijiubei。
“琉璃杯！”
“xiaowangye，zheikeshihaodongxia，jiazhijibailiangyinzi。”
“ciwuyoujiawushi，xiyuhushangqiangzheyao，zaijingzhongmingmenwangzuzhinei，zheiyeshixihanwujianna。”
tingzheguanjialaoqiandehua，zhuyouxuanxiaoleqilai。
bailebaishou，laoqiancazheetoudelenghanbiantuilechuqu。
呵呵......
有价无市？！
haodongxia，buchoumaibianhao。
erhou，zhuyouxuanbianqulailezhibi，kaishizaizhishangshuxiekailai。
zuzubangeshichenhou，zhuyouxuancaifangxialebi。
meichuanyuezhiqian，zhuyouxuanzaibolichangdaguogong，duibolidezhizaoguochengyijingshudebunengzaishule。
shiyingsha，shihuishi，chunjian！
zheishizhizuobolidezhuyaoyuancailiao。
suoxing，xianzaizheigeniandai，zheixiedongxidounengzhaodao。
shiyingsha，keyicongshiyingshizhongfenjie，zheiwanyi，shanshangduodehen。
shihuishi，shanshangtongyangduodehen。
chunjianyehaonong，zaiwuchaozhijiejiunengmaidao。
shengxiadebianshizhizuogongyile，zhuyouxuanyijingdouxiangxidexiezailezhishang。
“老王！”
“滚进来！”
huayuluodi，laowangdunshicongmenwaipulai。
“xiaowangye，ninfenfu！”
“shiquguangyaozi，haishiqudalie，zaihuozhequduliangba？”
tingzhelaowangdehua，zhuyouxuanmeitoudunshiyitiao。
这尼玛......
hezhezijishizhenmeizhengshile。
“逛个屁！”
“qu，nazhezheizhangzhi，jiwoqucaimaizheizhangzhishangdedongxi，yueduoyuehao！”
“youqishizheizhongjiaoshiyingshideshitou，maibudao，jiucharenjiwoshangshancai！”
“haiyou，chaihuoyeyaoyueduoyuehao！”
“tianheizhiqian，jianbudaowoxiangyaodedongxi，tuidazhe！”
zhuyouxuanshuowan，laowangdunshishuangtuiyiruan。
xiaowangyeshuotuidazhe，neijiutuotuodetuidazhea！
huangmangjieguozijiaxiaowangyeshouzhongdezhizhang，laowangjidemantoudahandebianduomenerchu。
xiayimiao，laowangbianlengzaileyuandi。
嗯？？？
shiyingshi，shihuishi，chunjian......
这都是什么玩意！
xiaowangyefengle，buwannvren，gaiwanshitoule？
wanle，deganjinjiangzheixiaoxichuanjiwangye，xiaowangyezheipashizhongxiele！
piankehou，yilianhuangzhangdelaowangbianzhaodaolezijiawangye。
“wangyea！dashibuhaole！”
“xiaowangye......xiaowangyepashizhongxielea！”
shuozhe，laowangbianjiangzhuyouxuanjizijidezhizhangshuangshoufengshang。
gangganhuijiadezhuchangxundunshimiansedabian。
“什么！！！”
“中邪了？”
“嗯？？？”
“zheichouxiaoziyaozheimeshitouganma？”
“guozhenshizhongxielea！”
“niqiexianquanzhaoxuanerdefenfuqucaimaizheixiedongxi，buranxuaneryihuiyoudezheteng。”
“laoqian，quwaibianqinggedaoshilai，jixiaowangyequxie！”
“si......neige，zaiqutianxianlou，shunbianjiangneigelianggexiyuhujiyiqijiedaofushanglai！”
zhuchangxunhuayuluodi，laowangdunshipeifudewutitoudi。
“haishiwangyelejiexiaowangyea！”
“jiandaoneiliangxiyuhuji，xiaowangyedebing，baozhunyixiajiuhao！”
“wangyezhenshiliaoshirushenna！”
tingzhelaowangdemapi，zhuchangxunzhijieyijiaochuailechuqu。
“奶奶的！”
“sheigaosunixiyuhujishijineichouxiaozide！”
“qiaoqiaodejibenwangjiangneiliangxiyuhujijielai，bierangxuanerzhidao，laofuyaoxiangshouxiangshou。”
“xuanerneibian，xianqinggedaoshilaiquxie。”
“zheichouxiaozi，nandezhongxiea，zhenghaorangbenwangqingjingjiri，jiangxiaowangyejibenwangkanhaole！”
huayuluodi，zhuchangxunshuangshoubeihou，hengzhexiaoqubianliqu。
laowangmozhezijide**，zuijiaoyizhenhenchou。
riluoshifen，zhuyouxuankanzheyuanzineimanmandeshiyingshigenshihuishi，manyidedianlediantou。
zheilaowang，banshixiaolvtinggaoa。
“xiaowangye，dongxidouzaizheile。”
“chulezheixiedongxi，xiaodehaidailaileyigeren！”
huayuluodi，yigelaodaoshishouchitaomujian，jiaotaqixingerlai。
zuilihainiannianyouci，erhouweizhezhuyouxuanbiantiaoleqilai。
zhuyouxuanshunjianmiqilezijideyanjing，ganjueyouyizhidacangyingzaizijierbianwengwengluanjiao。
“taishanglaojun，jijiruyiling，yaomoguiguaikuaikuaixianxing！”
“呔！”
laodaoshiyishengdahou，yibahuangfumantianerxia，jiangzhuyouxuanfugai。
erhuabushuo，zhuyouxuanyijiaofeichu！
“显你奶奶个腿！”
“我让你现行！”
“我让你跳！”
“小爷我抽死你！”
yijiaojianglaodaoshichuaifan，zhuyouxuanyibabianduoguolaodaoshidetaomujian，erhoufengkuangdazhezheilaodaoshi。
“哎呦，真灵！”
“xiaowangyehaole！nengzoudaoshi，dingranshihaole！”
laowangdunshiyibengsangao，xingfendeshuodao。
erhouganmangshangqian，baozhulezhuyouxuandeyao。
“xiaowangye，biedale，zheishiwangyeqinglaijininquxiede。”
“zaidarenjiudasile！”
laodaoshiyiqueyiguaidezouchulewangfu，lianshangquelekailehua，yinweihuailichuaizhejishiliangdeyinzi！
zhuchangxunkanzhelaodaoshidebeiying，zhangzhangtanxiyisheng。
“唉......”
“zheilaodaoshizhenlinga！”
“kexile，zheichouxiaozihaole，benwangyounandeqingjingle。”
buliao，xiayimiao，guanjialaoqianmanlianhuangkongdepaolai。
“王爷！”
“dashibuhaole，xiaowangyebuzhimeihao，haiyuelaiyuexiehule！”