第2章

第2章

「用户2025」：

“zheishijingpaisheyetaizhenshile！zhubodeshoudoudonghongle！”

「锅包甲方」：

“ai，nongcunchaihuozao，yashuijing，rekangtou，damianao......shiwoyongyuanhuibuqudetongniana。”

「xiangchoushiyikuaixiaoxiaodeliurouduan」：

“tonggan，haohuainian，youdianxiangku。”

「用户2587」：

“zeze，weileboyanqiu，feizheimedaliqijianshijing，sheizhidaozhubodaodihuibuhuizuofan。”

「用户0236」：

“hahahaha，jiushi，biedaozuihouzuochulaiyipanheianliaoli。”

jiangxuelandedalizheixiejianpanxia，zhuanxinzhizhijixubianzhejiangpian。

suizheguolidejiangbeiyoubianchujinhuangsedejiaobian，xinxiangdejiangwei、huajiaowei，yuyourundelarouxiangzhongyuwanmeihunhezaileyiqi。jiangxuebadajiangyedaoxiaquchaoxiang，ranhoubajinwandezhongbangjiabin——pangtouyufangjinguoli，kaishijianyu。

「东北大土豆」：

“nikankan，dunyuhaideshiyongzanzhengzongdongbeidajiang！neijiaoyigexiang！”

「aaazhandoubaopifa」：

“wuwuyoumeiyoudajianglianjie！”

jiuzaizheishi，xitongshengyinturanxiangqi：

“gongxiaolaomeier！「xiangchoushiyikuaixiaoxiaodeliurouduan」jinidashanglewuqianmeishibi！”

jiangxue：“......”

haojiahuo，wuqianmeishibi，neikeshiwubaiyuan！gouzheiguanzhongzijizaiwaimianchiyidaguotieguodunle！

zheixiangchou，shizhengounongde......

zhuandaolediyibiqiandejiangxuexinqingdahao，meiyanwanwandijiguolideyufanlegemian——“cila”yisheng，yupizaimaoqidapaodeyouguoliyidiandianzhousuo、fanqijinhuangdeyanse，liangmianzhongyudoujianhaole。

jiangxuelinqireshuihu，bakaishuidaojinguolimeiguoyushen，ganjinglisuodikoushangleguogai，zhuanshenchuliqibaicaihetudou。

jiuzaizheishi，wopengwaituranchuanlaileyizhenxixisusudeshengyin。

jiangxueshunjianxiangqileyuanzhuneigequedie，jingjueditaiqitoutingzhedongjing。

zhibojiankanzhejiangxuedebiaoqing，yegenzhejinzhangqilai：

「尖儿椒干豆腐」：

“aaazenmele，buhuishiyouchirendexiongxiaziba......”

「给我肘子皮」：

“buhaoshuo，yeyoukenengshidongbeihu。”

「用户2587」：

“keladaoba，zhubodeduojingyecaihuizhenpaodaoshenshanlaolinlizhiboa。”

「用户0236」：

“zidaoziyanbei，liuliangmimazheibujiulaile？”

「dachazhou·huangmifan·xianyadan」：

“zhuboxiaoxina，zhuyianquan！”

shengyinyuelaiyuejin，jiangxuetingchulaineishirenleidejiaobusheng，danzuoyoujiaolunliucaixuedeshengyinjunyunyouli，bingbuxiangtajiyizhongyuanzhudeneigebojiaoquedie。

lingxiajishidudeyewan，sheihuilaitadexiaowopeng？

jiangxuechaoqiguochan，yigejianbuchongdaomenhou：

“谁在门口？”

youyuhuangluan，jiangxuedejiumianaosaoguozhezhemenbanpodongdejumen，jumenhuanglehuang，youqiwulididaoxiale。menwaidekuangfengshunjianjuanzhexueliziguanjinlai，chuidejiangxueyizhentouxinliang。

jiezhewopenglimeiyoudenghunhuangdenuanguang，tazhongyukanqingmenwaimolvdejundayiyijiao，heyishuanggaizhexuedejungouxuezi。

“nihao，linchangbaoweikexunchaqunuananquan。”

menwaichuanlaiyigedichenyoulidenansheng。

jiangxueyangqideguochanjiangzaibankong，zhibojiandanmuturanjidongqilai——

「爱喝麻酱」：

“**！sheizaishuohua！haoyoucixingdeshengyin！”

「大列巴香香」：

“shibushicp！shibushicp！（siya）”

jiangxueyiranjingtidiwendao：

“linchangbaoweike？nijiaoshenmemingzi？”

menwaidenanrentaochuzhengjian，congmendongdijinlai，jiangxuejieguoyikan，zhengjianshangyinzheyizhangheibaiselaoshizhaopian，xiafangbiaozhe：

helinzheng，zhanhelinchangbaoweikekezhang。

jiangxuekanzhezhaopianshangneizhanglunkuoyingtingdeshuailian，renbuzhuyanleyankoushui。

zhibojiandeguanzhongyedoukandaolehelinzhengdezhaopian，danmuyoushiyizhenfeiteng：

「我闺蜜爱看」：

“haoshuai！haoxiangkanzhenren！！！”

「dongbeilaoshilianainao」：

“rangtajinwu！woshuorangtajin！wu！”

系统再一次出现：

“aiyawodameiza！「dongbeilaoshilianainao」jinishualiwule！liangpiaoshijin！roupiaoshijin！youpiaoshijin！gongxiao！xialebolaiwozheiduihuanao！”

jiangxue：“......”

sheihuigenqianguobuqu！jiurangtajinlaichuchujing，jinwanzheichangzhibobudezhuanfanle！

xiangdaozhei，jiangxueyibabokaimenshuan，mengdilakailemen。

bingtianxuedideyejingli，nanrenzhaixiamaozi，luchuyizhangbizhaopianhaiyaoyingjundelian——

tataimouwangxiangjiangxue，zhangzhangdejiemaoshangguazhebingshuang，peizheyishuangqingliangyoushendeheimou，gaotingdebiliangdongdeweihong，quegengxiandetadeyanmourunze，zaipeishangzhouzhengjunyidelunkuo，chadianbayueshuaigewushudejiangxuedoujikandaile。

yizhen《tianmimi》deyinleshengturanyouyouxiangqi。

jiangxue：“bushi......nalaideyinlea！”

弹幕里早就炸了锅：

「dongbeilaoshilianainao」：

“**，**，zheiliwushuadezhile。”

「地三鲜死忠粉」：

“xiaogegehoujieyoukezhi！shezhizuxuanjiaoyetaijueleba！”

helinzhengyouxiebuhaoyisidixiaolexiao，shenshouquhuijiangxueshoulidezhengjian，“daraole，zhishijianchayixiaqunuananquan。”

jiangxuexiaodebitaiyanghaicanlan：“jiancha！suibianjiancha！”

zheiyanzhi，shuoshizhibojiandeliuliangmimajueduibuweiguo！

suizhehelinzhengzoujinwopeng，zhibojiandeshujushunjianshuizhangchuangao——

「鸡蛋糕拌饭」：

“zheigeshengaocha......zhubokanqilaiyeyouyimiqileba，zheigeshuaigezenmezheyedeyouyimijiu！”

「kaolengmianduotangduocu」：

“zanzheishishajuqinga，yihuinengbunengrangshuaigeliuxiachifana！woyuanyizaijizhuboshuayibodali！”

jiangxuepiaoleyiyandanmu，shunjianxinlingshenhui，zhandingjietiedijiaozhulejianchawanzhengzhunbeilikaidehelinzheng：

“neige......hezhangguan，zheimewanle，nihaimeichifanba！”

helinzhenglengleyixia，“haimei......”

jiangxuemalidijiekaiguogai，pumianerlaideyuxiangshunjianbaliangrenzhaodeyanyanshishi：

“yaobu，zaiwozheiduifuyikou？”

helinzhenglianyoudianhongle，“bu，buyongle......wo......”

jiangxueyibalazhuhelinzhengdejundayixiuzi：“jiuzheimebanle！zandongbeirennayoufandianganrenzoudedaoli！”

helinzhenghaixiangtuici，jiangxuelingguangyishan，yizhengyancidishuo：

“nikan，zheibaofengxuelianxialebangeyue，wozheiwopengyanchouzheyaotingbuzhule，nijiudangbangwogemang，chiwanwodefan，bangwozheigerenminqunzhongxiuyixia，xingbuxing？”

helinzhengkanlekanmenshangbutingpiaoxuejinlaidepodong，youkanlekanyijingkuaiyaotaxiandepengdingyijiao，chensilebanshang，xiangshizaishenzhongkaolv“renminqunzhongdemingshengheshengmingdaodinayigegengzhongyao”。

jiuzaizheishi，bukanzhongfudemenban“gaba”yisheng，dangzhehelinzhengdemiandangchangyouduandiaolebanshan。

helinzhengdanyoudikanlekanyilianheixiandejiangxue，zhongyumomodianlediantou：

“haoba，neijiumafannile。”