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haohaohao，zhenshitiangoupei**，wosuanshipinchuweile。
nanguaiqianshixihetongdeshihou，zhangyanglingbujinguyijiwoshuailianse，linzouhaizhualeyibagutiande**。
wozhenjingzhiwen，gutianquexianwomeijianguoshimian，shuozhangyanglingshidagongsilingdao，renbujinwenrouhaishanjierenyi，erqieduixiashumeijiaziyouhuduzi。
wozhiqianhaiqiguaizenmerenrenshangbandouweimi，weidutagutianchunyimanmian，xianzaizhongyufanyingguolaile。
hezhetagutianbujinlaidangniuma，jiyayeganle。
wobaitayiyan，“fenshou？ben**qiuzhibude，nibiehouhuijiuxing。”
“wojiushisiyebuhuihouhui！nikankannineiqiongsuanyang，zaishitangyidunroucaidouchibuqi，huozheimedaliannaichadoumeiheguo，dainichuquwozhihuijuedediuren！”
“haiganzichengda**，mandyzheiyangdecaijiaoda**，nisuangeshenmehuose，wojiushimeizaotingmandydehuacaliangyanjing，xianzaikanlaitashuodejujushushi，bianyizhenmeihaohuo！”
gutianlianzhangdetonghong，yibianmawoyibiangenzhangyanglingbiaozhongxin。
看得我恶心地想吐。
gengmeixiangdaozijitiaosanjiansidehuaixiguan，yuanlaizaichunhuoyanlishiqiongsuan。
danwoxianzaiyelandegentajieshiyoudingzhisichusheihaiaichishitangzhushi，naichayezhishilaotouzixianpeiliaodiji，congxiaodaodabuzhunwoheeryi。
kanwojiangzaiyuandi，zhangyanglingshuangshouchayao，yifuxiaorendezhidezuilian。
“lianpizhengouhoude，yaowoshinishi，dangzhezheimeduorenmianbeinanrenshuai，henbudezhijiecongshibaloutiaoxiaqusilesuanle。”
“jiranbuxiangsijiugankuaijiwodaoqian！fouzexinbuxinwohuanzhongfangshirangnilikegunchuxingshengjituan。”
“zhenzhen，yaobunifugeruanba。”erbianchuanlaidanyoudeshengyin，wohuitoufaxianshilingyigeshixisheng，jiangyi。
fandiandeshihoutingrentucao，tazaixingshengshixileliugeyue，bumensanfenzhierdezhengshigongzuoquanrangtajidanle，shuoshidibiaozuiqiangshixishengdoubuweiguo，danjiushizheiyang，zhangyanglinghaiyizhikazhetaburangzhuanzheng，jiuyinweizheigunianghaoroucuo。
woshimeixiangdao，tajingrangandangzhezhangyanglingdemianbangwo。
“mandyzaizheigongsiquanshitaotian，nidoubuguotade，jiusuanniyihoubudaizaixingsheng，tayenengquanxingyefengshani，zhishibeiyuanwangnaleyibeinaichaeryi，yesuanbushangshenme。”
buzhidaotashouleduoshaoweiqu，lianbeiwumiedounengren。
但老子忍不了一点！
“naichashiwozijidiande，wopingshenmedaoqian？！”
“nidiande？”zhangyanglengdaxiao，“nizhidaowaimairuanjianzenmeyongma，cunyatou！”
shuozhenaqizhuoshangdexingbakexiangdougouyiyangjiaowoguoqu，“nizhidaozheijiaoshenmema？naichatouzhehele，yaobuyaojiezaishangniyikougenghaodedongxi？”
menkoudetongshixiaodegagazuoxiang，fenfenkaishichaofeng：
“wozuilihaiyouyikou，niyaobuyaochangchang，guolezheigecunkemeizheigediange！”
“yaoshuobushitoudewocaibuxin，burannachudingdanjilubujiuhaole，zaizheierzuipaogeshenme，wokanjiushizuozeixinxu！”
“nanguaishuonvhaiyaofuyang，wokanjizhenzhenjiushineizhongweileyibeinaichajiunengqumaide！”
woqidehunshenfadou，tamenbushiyaozhengjuma，laozixianzaijiunazhengjuchulaidalantamendelian！
wotaochushouji，gangdakaielema，beihouturanyigudalichonglai，wobeizhuangdelieju，shoujizhijiefeichuliangmi，shuailegexibalan。
xingzhengzhaojiezhanzaiwobeihou，yifuchijingmoyang：
“woyo，wokemeipengdaoni，shinizijirengchuqude！”