“haoleihaolei。”zhaoyongsaode，lianhongbozicude，qidebianpaizhuozibianchongzhouweidecunminhou：“ganshani？wanfanmeichibaoa？ganjinbazheisabuyaoliandedongxijiwonongxing！”
哗啦啦——
凉水不断泼过去。
yaocuihuaxinglai，zhengkaiyanjing，jiukanjianzijihesudaqiang、zhangmingzhudoutangzaidishang，hunshenchiluoluode，bieshuoyifuleliantiaoxiandoumeigua。
最过分的是！
！！！
我的天呐！
这都啥事儿啊？
“mingzhu！！”yaocuihuahede，yanzhuzijingdedoukuaitiaochulaile，jidelianmangtiaoqilaibachuangmenliansile，jinjinguozhuzhangmingzhu，sudaqiangzaodouyunguoqule，zhangmingzhuquehaixingfendezaitashenshangluanhanluanjiao：
“哥哥……”
“别停啊！”
“好痒好难受……”
yaocuihuakanzijidangzuobaobeidezhinvchenglebuyaoliandesaofu，kanzhesuchenghendehoucaoyadoukuaiyaoduanle，tahenqingchushizahuishi。
除了苏橙！
还能有谁？
jiuchayidianer，chayidianer！tademingzhujiunengguoshanghaorizile，quanbeizheijianrenjihuile，tajintianjiusuanshisiyedebalezheijianrendepi！
yaocuihuaqideyaoyaqiechi，yanjingxiangdushesidehenhendingzhesucheng：
“苏橙！”
“你个白眼狼！”
“woxinkubaniyangzheimeda，nijiuzheimehaiwomen？”
suchengzhuangzuobeitahedebuqingdemoyangduodaohenanzhengbeihou，“ni……nimenzijiluanlaiyeyaoguaiwo？wonengkongzhinimenluangaoma？woyaoyouzheibenshinengbeinimenqifuzheimeduonian？”
yaocuihuakansuchenghaizhuangwugu，henbudepuguoqusileta：“yaobushinihainengyoushei？nihenwokeyichongzhewolai，baofuwo，kemingzhuhaishihuanghuadaguinvni！nizheiyangzuo，rangtayihouhaizayoulianhuo？”
“我没有！”
“我真的没有！”
suchengjidebuzhudeyaotou，toufalingluandesanzainaohou，bazhangdadelianningzhiyiyangdebai，yingrundexingmoulimanshileiyi，beiyachiyaozhuxiachundeyinweichongxueerxianhongjiaoyanyudi，jianzhiwugukeliandaolejidian。
zhangmingzhugangxinglai，haimeijieshouzijibeisudaqiangzaotaledeshishi，jiukandaolesuchengzheifuwugumoyang，beiqideshunjiantuokouerchu：
“你他妈的装啥？”
“那药该你吃的！”
“yinggainipeisudaqiang！”
“hetuanzhanggenwode！！”
“yaobushinigaogui，neiyaohaohaodenengdaowomenduzili？”
“mingzhunihushuosha？”yaocuihuatingdaozheihuadunshihuangle，bazheishierbaoluchulaitamenhainengyouhao？tajidewuzhuzhangmingzhudezui，danzhangmingzhushuodehuasuoyourendoutingjianle。
cunmindoubeijingdeshayanle，zheilaosujiashideyangdianfenglema？zheimelipudeshierdouzuodechulai，tamenjiubupazaobaoyingtiandaleipia？
henanzhengtingwanlianseyinchen，yishuangshensuideheimoulengdesenran，junlianxiangshijielebingshuangsiderangrendanzhan，taituijiuwangyaocuihuatamenshenbianzou。
suchengzhidaohenanzhengxianggansha，dantaganjuehuoshaodehaibugouwang，jiujixugonghuozhuangzuobengkuidehoudao：
“nimensuanjiwojiusuanle，lianhetuanzhangnimenyeyaosuanji！”
“nimenzanengzheimeedu？”
“贺团长！”
“呜呜呜……”
“我对不起你！”
tatoutoudeqialezijiliangba，kudexilihualade，puguoquzhuazhuhenanzhengdegebo：“jintiansudaqiangxiangqifuwo，wocaitiaohe，zuihoubeinijiulede，wuwuwu……woyiweiwodeemengyaojieshule，meixiangdaoyaocuihuazhemowo20nianbugou，daoxianzaihaibufangguowo，yaobushilaotianyouyantamenbayaogaocuole，wozheibeizi，jiushizuoguidoubuanxin……”
“nibangwobaojing！baojing！！ranggonganbatamenzhuaquzuolao！”
“你帮我报警……”
“报警……”
tadeyanleipadapadazhidiao，yuanbenjiupiaoliangdeyanjing，jingguoleishuidexishuagengjiadewuheimingliang，shensuidetongbeitoujinlaidedengguangyingde，suizhelianyandelianyi，kanzhetebieshenqing，danlimianzhiyoutadeshenying，haoxiangtashitadequanshijieside。
henanzhengbeitazheimedingzhe，xinzangmomingdefazhan，erqiexintiaodesuduzhouranjiakuaigenyaobengchulaiside，kesuchengqueturanliangyanyibi，shentizhilenglengdewangdishangzai。
jihenanzhenghedebuqing，lianmangshenshoubatajiezhu。
“苏橙？”
“苏橙！！？”
tazhejidejiaozhesucheng，dansuchengzenmedoujiaobuxing，taxinlidefennushunjianbeiladaoledingfeng，pianpianzhangmingzhubuzhangyansehaihuoshangjiaoyou：
“hetuanzhangnibiexinzheijianren，tazuihuizhuangwugupianrende……”
henanzhengbudengtashuowan，jiutaituihenhenjiletaliangjiao。
“我不信她信你？”
“你算哪根儿葱？”
“aaahaotengagugu……”zhangmingzhubeihenantengchuaide，shentizhongzhongdezhuangshangqiangyoudiaoxialai，tengdeganjuequanshendegutoudousuile，zhangzhezuibahaodegenshazhuside。
“mingzhu！mingzhu！！”yaocuihuahedeyanzhuzidouyaodiaochulaile，lianmangpuguoqubatalouzaihuaili，sisidedengzhehenanzhengtiaojiaodema：
“烂心肝的！”
“你不得好死！”
“mingmingshizheijianrenhaiwomen，nihaibangtadawodemingzhu！”
“niyepeizuojiefangjun？nizaojiugensuchengzheijianrengoudashangleba？woyaodaobuduiqugaoni！gaoni！”
henanzhengkanyaocuihuahaiganjiaoxiao，shejiandingdinghoucaoya，xiaodemanlianhenyi，zhidaotabaobeizhangmingzhu，jiudanshoubaozhesuchengzouguoqu，dangzhetademianhenhenwangzhangmingzhushenshangchuai，bazhangmingzhuchuaideyunguoqu，tacaikanxiangkuaikudeyunguoqudeyaocuihua：
“woyunguoquqiantingdaonishuo，bahetuanzhangtaidaowuliqu，mingzhu，nibaneiyaonaguolai，duishangshui，jihetuanzhangguanjinqu！”
“suchengtongzhibiwoyundezao，nidaoshijiwojieshijieshi？”
“她怎么害你们？”
“想告就去告吧！”
“老子等着你告！”
tadeshengyintebieleng，hunshensanfachulaiqishitebiehairen，hedeyaocuihuadouwangjikule，hunshendazhan，danzheishihaimeiwanni！henanzhengnaerzheimerongyifangguota？zaitajingkongdemuguangzhong，henanzhengmengdetaiqijiao，henhenchuaixiangtadexiongtang。
tashijunren，zaihuaguorenyanlijunrenshitebiekekaode，yaoshuoyuanbensuchengdehuahaiyourenhuaiyi，tazheihuashuodezhijiejizheishidingxingle。
shiyaocuihuahezhangmingzhutamen，xiangsuanjitagensucheng。
却下错药。
自食恶果。
zheidoushashiera？zhaoyonghaipahenanzhenghaiyaodongshou，lianmangpuguoquzhuazhutadegebo：“hetuanzhang，ninlengjinglengjingbiebarendasile，haishixiansongsuyatouquyiyuanyaojin。”
henanzhengtingjiantadehua，kanleyanhuaililiansecanbaidesucheng，yijiaochuaixiangtangzaidishangdangshitidexiefeng，xiefengbeichuaixinghaiyoudianmeng，dengkanqingzhouweideqingkuanglianseshunjianjiubianle。
henanzhenglidoumeilita，baozhesuchengtaituijiuzhijiewangwaizou，zheidianshitayaoshizaichulibuhao，zheicihuibuduijiushoushishoushiquweizhuba！
congsujialikai，henanzhengjiudaixiefenghesuchengquzhenshangweishengyuan，zhaoyishengjitazuojiancha。
苏橙开始是装晕。
后面是真的晕了。
xinglairenyijingzaihuocheshangle，shentitangzaihenanzhengtuishang，zhengyanjiubeitaneizhangyeshuaidelianjigongjile。
tashuangshoubaoxiong，kaozhekaobei，chenshandelingkouweiweichangkailexie，congchuanghuzhaojinlaideguangxiantouliujinlai，zhaozhetabanbianersuoguhebanzhanglian，shengxiadezangyinyingli，minganjiaocuo，youzhongyedaojizhideyouhuo。
jisuchengdoukandaile，tashizhendehenchihenanzhengdeyan，yaobushizhidaobukeneng，tadouyaohuaiyishibushiguojiazhidaotayoumukongshuangxiyineng，guyipaihenanzhenglaiseyouta，xiangrangtatiguojiamaili、xiaozhongguojia。